Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=WheelerJim;1944109][URL]http://tennessee.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-by-nikki/5718296[/URL] Any reviews on

At the very best, a very mediocre massage. She is attractive, with a nice body, but it ends there. She will leave the room several times during the session, which I don't like. She will give an HE, for an upcharge, but even that is lackluster. Either her SO or a girlfriend will be in the house each time - not participating, just in the house, but you can hear them moving around, which can be disconcerting. The last time I went (which will be the LAST time) she and her SO got into a loud argument with yelling, door slamming, etc. I can stay home and hear that!

I've seen her three or four times, hoping for improvement as we got to know each other, but it's worse. Don't waste your money and time - there are far, far better providers out there.

Anyone been there this month or lately?

[QUOTE=Edvis;1948128]Anyone been there this month or lately?[/QUOTE]I think they might be closed haven't saw any sign of being open in weeks.

[QUOTE=Stiffer69;1944950]Came across this interesting ad on BP...does anyone have any info on this one?

[URL]http://chattanooga.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/have-a-nice-getaway-with-thai-hawaiian-lomi-lomi-and-swedish-massages/9402813[/URL][/QUOTE]I wouldn't repeat that's for sure.

[QUOTE=TNMojo;1945265]Yea, I've tried them once. Great massage, but didn't hint towards any extras. I know they're to be had there, but I didn't feel up to it that particular evening. But the ladies at Royal are a bit more attractive in my opinion. But still better than GQ by far.[/QUOTE]Yes I have been there a few times. All providers are a little older but in good shape. You can ask to see everyone working and then pick who you want. The lady that greets you doesn't always care for that but you want to make sure you get your money's worth. Starts with table shower. They will tease your johnson a little bit during this but nothing to get excited about. Then sauna, then room for massage. They will try to haggle with you on upgrades at the end but one thing I noticed is that you can get the HE for free. Also I don't like to get into negotiations with them because of the language barrier so I make it a point to pull what ever money I am willing to pay out and offer to them right then when she finishes massage and starts asking if I want additional experience. It seems to provide me more bang for my buck. Anyway a decent place with upgrades available. I have never tried Royal so I don't have an opinion on that provided but a lot of posters think it is better so also something to think about. I hope this helps. Good luck.

I'll never be a trusted or senior member if I don't start posting so here goes.

Sun Spa. Recent visit 2 weeks ago, Japanese girl working. Same as always there, she was mid to late 40's and in need of some dental work. Shower and massage were decent enough but she pushed hard on the upsell after the massage. Would repeat.

VIP. Sue has moved on, June was still there about three weeks ago. The replacement for June, while admirable, is saving her money for some work on her chest. Flat as a board. But I always have good service there, never feel rushed.

[QUOTE=MassageDude;1944185]She has a nice body and gives a decent massage. She has a boyfriend that also is a massage provider. If he is there then she can be a little cautious. If he is gone then she opens up more and the experience is better. In my experience she offers a HE for a reasonable tip but that is it. She won't go topless or anything else. So cost of massage is not too expensive, she gives a de net massage, is nice to look at, and you won't spend a fortune on tip. The are others locally that you may prefer but she is certainly not the worst. Hope this helps a litlle.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Robert501;1944528]I have dreamed with Nikki on at least 6 occasions. Each time service seems to get worse, mediocre massage, she will leave the room at least twice for something, then on the flip, continue to massage and then if you are somewhat aroused she may or maynot ask if you want her to take care of Jr. For extra tip. On with some oil and a lackluster HJ. I tried hard to buy extras, topless (nice rack) nothing doing. Left her a link to a TANTRA site, telling her I would become a regular if she would work on that, no interest. She always emails me when she is in need, so one time I popped the question and made a healthy offer to take the massage to the bedroom, no dice. Too much fun to be had else where for me. YMMV, she is safe and nice.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BHD678;1945465][QUOTE=WheelerJim;1944109][URL]http://tennessee.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-by-nikki/5718296[/URL] Any reviews on

At the very best, a very mediocre massage. She is attractive, with a nice body, but it ends there. She will leave the room several times during the session, which I don't like. She will give an HE, for an upcharge, but even that is lackluster. Either her SO or a girlfriend will be in the house each time - not participating, just in the house, but you can hear them moving around, which can be disconcerting. The last time I went (which will be the LAST time) she and her SO got into a loud argument with yelling, door slamming, etc. I can stay home and hear that!

I've seen her three or four times, hoping for improvement as we got to know each other, but it's worse. Don't waste your money and time - there are far, far better providers out there.[/QUOTE]

Guys, she doesn't stack up. I've been there twice--too many--WILL NOT REPEAT!!!

[QUOTE=TNMojo;1945265]Yea, I've tried them once. Great massage, but didn't hint towards any extras. I know they're to be had there, but I didn't feel up to it that particular evening. But the ladies at Royal are a bit more attractive in my opinion. But still better than GQ by far.[/QUOTE]It has been awhile since I went to K&M mainly because it's 20 bucks more than other AMPs for the 1 hour session and kind of out of the way for me. Good HJ, was offered FS. I forget the girl's name, but she was tall and thin, pretty attractive, and super-nice. I have been meaning to go back to see if she's there.

I had the misfortune to see Nikki last week before I read the reviews posted here. Could have saved myself a lot of trouble. She does have a killer body, but the legs are about all you're going to get to see. The massage was pretty good, but no teasing at all, then on the flip, a little light touch, then she asks if I want her to finish me. I have to say that was the most mediocre handjob I've ever experienced. Absolutely no enthusiasm, and forget about touching her, not that I wanted to at this point. Don't waste your money or your time on this one.

[QUOTE=Edvis;1948128]Anyone been there this month or lately?[/QUOTE]I stop by a couple of time but they haven't been open. I think that got busted or were scared of uncle LEO. I read somewhere that LE was going after AMP a few months back. I know they got Mandori. I will check again soon and let you know if they are back in.

Bussiness again. One of the best around in my opinion.

I tried to call, but no answer. Not sure if it's election time in McMinn or not.

[QUOTE=Gent2014;1974121]I stop by a couple of time but they haven't been open. I think that got busted or were scared of uncle LEO. I read somewhere that LE was going after AMP a few months back. I know they got Mandori. I will check again soon and let you know if they are back in.

Bussiness again. One of the best around in my opinion.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Edvis;1975023]I tried to call, but no answer. Not sure if it's election time in McMinn or not.[/QUOTE]Stopped by today. It's closed.

[QUOTE=Edvis;1975023]I tried to call, but no answer. Not sure if it's election time in McMinn or not.[/QUOTE]I stopped today in Athens. It's still closed.

[URL]http://chattanooga.craigslist.org/thp/4279493265.html[/URL] any info on this lady.

[QUOTE=WheelerJim;1978616][URL]http://chattanooga.craigslist.org/thp/4279493265.html[/URL] any info on this lady.[/QUOTE]Yeah, she is mostly legit. May give a HE, but that is all. Nothing more.