Massage Parlor Reports

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[QUOTE=Pcpc1688]Drunk as shit,

You must be Drunk if you think all this intel can be had here. As others have said before RTFF and you can get 70% of your questions answered in one form or another.

Whats a skrulnik?

PC out[/QUOTE]Why you act like the WSG FIVE-OH? You got Po-Po blood running through you? Shaking down a brother! [b]DAMN.[/b]

A skrulnik? Look it up, fool!

Cabdriver52,

Are you referring to Young's in Georgetown?

My original plan was to go out for some Thai food based on tips from LL, Korbin, and others. But I somehow got the name of the establishment wrong, and ended up at the place the Olympic team once worked out.

Buzzed in and received a pleasant greeting. Korean food on the menu, Michelle. Thirty-ish, cute face, 5’4”, 140 lbs, tits fairly large but a bit sagging, not a hard body but not bad either. TS was excellent, not rushed at all, attention payed to the right places. Back in the room a decent rub down (they don’t give massage, just body and relaxation -Yeah). Again, excellent no-rush service with the amenities DT lacked in it’s waning days, AR, CG and happy ending in mish.

Grades on the old scale:

TS – 9.5
Face – 8
Body – 6.5
Massage – 7
Performance – 9

I would and will repeat

Happy Hunting
XS

[QUOTE=Dick North]Bseeks

Did you happen to notice a doll-baby black spinner by the name of Crystal at Archies when you visited? She works as a dancer and wait staff occasionally. Can't wait to get back to DC.

Thanks

DN[/QUOTE]Crystal is still there. Normally workd the afternoon shift (noon - 7pm). Mostly dances but still watresses once in a while.

Still some world-class eye candy there in Sky and Massumi.

XS

Set out for I** in NE, but, upon not finding a place to park, I decided to venture back to familiar territory.

I landed at a place fit for Kings on hopes that a Thai Princess might be visiting. Alas, I was greeted by a tall Princess from the land of Korea by the name of Sophia. She was very welcoming and made feel right at home. 7s across the board.

Trusted members can PM for details.

[QUOTE=Xsailor]Crystal is still there. Normally workd the afternoon shift (noon - 7pm). Mostly dances but still watresses once in a while.
Still some world-class eye candy there in Sky and Massumi.
XS[/QUOTE]Xsailor, Many thanks for the info. I know Sky pretty well, but she is way too tall for me. She could crush my noggin with those gorgeous legs :eek:. Crystal is definitely more my 'taste' in women.

Thanks again

DN

[QUOTE=Dick North]Xsailor, Many thanks for the info. I know Sky pretty well, but she is way too tall for me. She could crush my noggin with those gorgeous legs :eek:. Crystal is definitely more my 'taste' in women.
Thanks again

DN[/QUOTE]There's always been great eye candy at Archie's but the women there seem to only give it up for the rich. Friend of mine, who was opening his own strip club was offered the works at no immediate charge by a stripper there -as soon as she found out he was opening his own club.

This report is a continuation of the [post=507553]events that occured earlier in the evening[/post]. And the culmination of a [be]Triethnica©[/be]--three women of three different races in one 24 hour period. Not a first for me, but I just had not planned on it when the night began.

It was 2am, Royal just closed. 1413 is an unknown, as is Supra, for closing time on a Sunday night. I Know Sun has been getting bad reports lately, so I take a chance. 5 minute over to Chinatown and I am going up those familliar stairs. First good thing that greets me is the old mamasan, who knows me well enough not to give me a real lame one. I asked for her best girl and she brought me a new girl. Whose name I will withhold for the PMs to senior members. Yep, she's a keeper.

My new companion is a K girl, but with some facial features that make her look a bit Japanese. I inquired and she is pure Korean. I am guessing she is in her mid to upper 20's, stands about 5'4" with natural A/be's crowned with 3/8" erect nipples. Her body is not hardbody or spinner. But fine. Not shaven.

The table shower was pretty average, but she did pump on little LL so that bode well. Back in the room, I went face down and she got naked. Massagi was fair, but not great. Had the room with a mirror at the head of the bed, so the sight of a beautiful young woman executing her profession was very pleasant. On the flip, I sampled the soft natural tits and maneuvered her to DATY position. She didn't seem to be getting into it, but she let me take my fill without hurrying me or trying to take over and get back into the script. Good girl.

I eventually let her back in control and the CBJ was pleasant, but could not compare to [post=507553]Starr's oral work[/post]. She climbed on cowgirl and my thoughts were to let her bounce a while then finish dog style. It is amazing how things change. She was bouncing along and then slowed down and started the grinding kind of cowgirl. I let her know I preferred that and she replied, "I do too. " Now thats a good girl. At that point the effects of the nice long DATY session apparently kicked in, she was starting to get into it. A lot.

Now this girl had not been a great actress up to this point, so when she told me she was going to cum, I had to take it at face value. The rest of the session was a stunning woman grinding my cock chasing her nut. That actually gets me off much better than a girl laying there taking it while I'm chasing my nut. Actually, we came almost together but she kept going for a minute or two after, I think she wanted to be sure she had done her job. Fucking A yes! That was hot, and I love it when they thank U. And mean it.

THis is definately a YMMV girl, but now that I have got a rep with her, things between us should move from the AMP experience to the GFE experience. I'll keep you posted. : D

Trusted members may PM for her name:

Face 7
Body 8
TS 6
Massagi 7
Sexo 9
Overall 8.

I will be back.

LoveLOS

Jake-I am thinking your girl Sophia is the tall one whose calves I saw last week. PM me details, although I doubt I will go anyplace but back to Sun for a few weeks--it is always good to have a backup plan.

Hello. I've been to that down-below place near 14 and K a few times over the past two weeks. It is becoming my new favorite.

Had Nana a few times. She's great, beautiful and very playful. Very nice TS. A little disappointed that I didn't want the works the first time, but she convinced me for the second. Too bad she went back to Korea. Maybe I should have mentioned that first off. She was becoming my ATF, boo-hoo.

Met Jill. She's not the prettiest. On the chunky side for an AMP girl. Very sweet and attentive. I had the impression that she'd do just about anything I asked. Hardly speaks any English, so talking became a pain very quickly. Nice experience though.

Jill:
Face 7
Body 8
BJ 9
Sexo 8
Overall 8

Last couple times with Young. Very pretty, skinny, nice boobs with standity-uppity nips. Fun TS. Nice firm massage, lots of pressure. Very chatty -- she asked if she was talking too much and I said she was talking just the right amount. Since I didn't mind the chatting, she went over on time by almost 30 minutes. Sweet.

Young:
Face 8-9
Body 9
BJ 9
Sex 8
Overall 9

Definitely will be back.

Decided to go for an evening tanning session in pursuit of LoveLos latest discovery. Ended up with a different cutie who's name comes between April and June. She seemed very new, but attentive.

7s across the board.

NOTE: Unfortunately, this is not the girl who shared the same name that was there October/November 2006.

New little spinner at the joint above the video shop near Bad Guys. You know the place... some bogus immigration lawyer's office is one floor below. Spinner's name Jeanie as in the bird in the bottle.

Not the greatest rub nor the greatest wet down. The action was not the worst but not the best. However, it was good time. Great customer service. Beautiful face and bod. Did I say great customer service. Hit me in the pocket for a buck sixty.

Found out today Young's on vacation.

[QUOTE=Max Billion]Hello. I've been to that down-below place near 14 and K a few times over the past two weeks. It is becoming my new favorite.

Had Nana a few times. She's great, beautiful and very playful. Very nice TS. A little disappointed that I didn't want the works the first time, but she convinced me for the second. Too bad she went back to Korea. Maybe I should have mentioned that first off. She was becoming my ATF, boo-hoo.

Met Jill. She's not the prettiest. On the chunky side for an AMP girl. Very sweet and attentive. I had the impression that she'd do just about anything I asked. Hardly speaks any English, so talking became a pain very quickly. Nice experience though.

Jill:
Face 7
Body 8
BJ 9
Sexo 8
Overall 8

Last couple times with Young. Very pretty, skinny, nice boobs with standity-uppity nips. Fun TS. Nice firm massage, lots of pressure. Very chatty -- she asked if she was talking too much and I said she was talking just the right amount. Since I didn't mind the chatting, she went over on time by almost 30 minutes. Sweet.

Young:
Face 8-9
Body 9
BJ 9
Sex 8
Overall 9

Definitely will be back.[/QUOTE]

Its been awhile since my last dream. After RTFF, I decided to give the K Street basement a shot. I used to go there quite a bit but it was always spotty (to me anyhow). I found it true to form once again.

Went in and dropped a couple names from the forum to mamasan. Led to room and was presented with Joon (June). Not my type at all. Older, heavier and not so nice face. Nice e-rack though. Standard TS with a 5 minute stint in the
sauna. Went back to room and planted $ under the cell phone on the end table. I'll give the lady props for the massage, after all - thats what I went for. Very very good. A+ there.

Light tickling in the back end followed on by the standard breast massage on the back etc. Flip side led to a pleasant but not so energetic CBJTF. I've never really been into DATY or FS with these ladies so I was "satisfied". The $ may be overpayment for the CBJTF but I've found if I tell them thats all I'm interested in - the service usually isn't as energetic and they skip the other items that lead up to the event.

All in all, 50 minutes spent - std service for the std fee of $ + house fee. Nuetral rating - nothing to really write home about. I wouldn't repeat with Joon simply due to the fact she was heavier than I like in a K girl and, well, her face....it was a face that only LL could love.

This was only a dream though and could never possibly happen in real life as these places don't exist anymore. *shrug* Ohh - and it feels damn good to be posting again!

Cheers
Nova

[QUOTE=Nova Guy]I wouldn't repeat with Joon simply due to the fact she was heavier than I like in a K girl and, well, her face. It was a face that only LL could love.

This was only a dream though and could never possibly happen in real life as these places don't exist anymore. *shrug* Ohh. And it feels damn good to be posting again! [/QUOTE]Nova, I think I should say it is nice to have you posting again. Let me think about that--I thought I was the picky motherfucker here that likes to spend time with 9's and 10's. Surely you meant to type Robux? Looked at your posts, and yes, other than a report last year, your previous post was addressed to the Trashman. Welcome home.

[b][rant mode=on][/b][indent]I too wish the AMPs were still here, but until LE finds some real crimes to pursue we are screwed. In this age where LE is pretending K girls who come and go as they please, have nice jewelry and apartments in Annandale are sex slaves, we can expect the AMPs are history. As long as they get high profile press for little or no effort or danger, the thugs, pimps and drug dealers will continue to run DC. We can always dream and keep ourselves interested in this forum by posting our dreams and creative writing essays. [/indent][b][/rant mode][/b]

[b]Hearwith, a short fictional story: [/b]

None of my regular wingmen could come out and play. Loopy may read the continuation of this dream and come to regret his pass on this adventure. Anyway, since another informal RT was not gonna happen, LL was on a solo mission in DC. Target package--an expected near GFE from my girl Happy at Sun. This is the [post=507555]girl whose name I kept for PM only on Sunday[/post]. I am now publishing her name, because protecting her from getting hammered by 100 guys a day is no longer an issue. She is gone.

As a matter of fact, if you didn't like the recent girls at Sun, you can rejoyce. They are ALL gone. 100% turnover as of yesterday. I got there within an minutes of the old girls leaving and the new crew arriving. Mamasan pulled one out of the dressing room, and she was wearing street clothes! She didn't know where the shower was, or excatly how the game is played in DC. Don't get me wrong, she was a real fast learner, but there was enough variation in how she played the game than standard DC fare that I could tell the difference--you will too as you read:

I asked for the shower and she got me a robe and slippers and off we went. The TS was good, she asked if she could clean up little LL, and I told her, "Of course! " Her massagi was really very good, ask her for some oil or lotion since her style is to pull and rub, which can be a bit painful on just-washed skin. Strong hands. I could tell she is used to the massage as the precurser type of place, because of the attention to the massage and the fact she did not fully disrobe. She actually did some massage on the front after the flip and was preparing to start a HJ when I directed her attention to her tip beneath my cellphone and advised her I was there for the full treatment.

She snagged her tip and went out to get the rest of her equipment, which again, most of my girls just know to bring before we start. I finally got her out of her fucking street clothes. She has natural A cups with erect 3/8 inch nipples and two brand new tattoos, two days old. She is probably 30-35 y. O. And has apparently had some previous issues with childbirth, or so it appears. For that reason, and the matter of an unshaven status, I did not ask for DATY. She positioned herself on the edge of the table to recieve deep penetration standing mish. She got it.

Apparently she had read the post-it note that advises the girls not to moan and scream, or she is a good actress, but she ended up covering her mouth and quivering a lot as I pounded her to my satisfaction. I guess she was pleased as I kept getting lip to lip kisses after that.

Tina:
Face 7
Body 6
massagi 9
Sexo 8
Overall 7-8

I would not kick her out if I drew her again, but I would seek out better eye candy.

Hot towel, more massage to complete my hour, dressed. I am being escorted out by mamasan and another girl opens the door. Fucking HOT. I ask her name? "I don't know yet, she just get here. You want to try her now? " Hell yes I [be]want[/be] to try her now! . But I had brought in only the standard tip and I needed some recharge time. I consider my options.

This fable is [post=508468]continued here[/post].

LoveLOS