Some funky sh*t going on on SB
This is a sting of some kind, involving tow trucks parked in strategic locations, decoy girls, and one really ugly fat UCLEO in a black dress on the corner of Cohasset and SB, and a black and white backup unit that hides where you would never see it, unless you happened to see it get into position (I did). If you go down Valerio, to the second block, no outlet, the BW car makes a U around the circle and parks about 40 ft. in from Valerio St. You can't see him from Valerio.
There were several decoy girls, and maybe a few real ones mixed in, but not worth taking a chance on. Beware all!
A White Girl named CeCe...Imagine that!
Haven't had time to write a report lately, but boy do I have a story for ya'll! Yeah, a white girl named CeCe. (funny to those of you following the amp posts). But wait...there's more.....
SB has really been picking up recently. Sunday night I'm out and I spot a rarity...a WSW...Blonde, HUGE tits, short, and not too fat...cool! That one's CeCe. I make a few passes & eventually park in a spot to observe (it's so rare I don't trust it...) I observe she's working the street with a BSW, taller, and skinnier, not to bad looking. But the odd part is they stick together like they're glued...they only approach cars together & talk with the drivers. This seems very odd, especially since they NEVER get in ANY of the cars! W.T.F.?? Now I'm totally curious, and there's no way in hell I'm gonna draw attention to myself. They ignore some cars, which really pissed an a-hole in a luxury SUV off, he almost crashed his car into a fence.
What are they doing?? Playing hooker dress up for fun? Hidden Camera? They pass up beater cars with mexicans, luxury cars, and everything in between. However, I do notice that nothing bad is happening to the soliciting drivers either...no cop cars around, nobody getting busted.
After watching this for about 30 min, I decide to try taking pics of them. Stupid me didn't realize that at night my digital camera as a BRIGHT orange light it uses to focus. Sh*t!! They finish their chat at one car and head straight for me. Uh oh. "Hey Honey!" ooooh lovely 'hood accent out of the blond...that surprised me for some reason. "What U flashin' the light at us for? What is it? You a Cop? Whip it out and show us you aint a cop" ummmm.... so I respond, "First of all, that'd be an exposure charge. You'd have to get in my car first. I was using my keychain light to get your attention." yeah right...but they bought it. they both get in!!! GEez...why am I getting nervous? is this a rob I haven't heard about????
So we do the cop check, and I pass. yay. "So, what you 2 doing out here". "what ya lookin for tonight Honey?" and this goes back and forth a few times. hmmm
Then the blonde says..."we need a favor". uh, ok, maybe. What kind of Favor?
They need a hotel room for the night...they'll give me the money to get them a room. HAHAHAHAHAHA!! ON SB???!!! HAHA. No. not gonna happen. I can't get a room when I want to ... they're all to wise about what a white dude needs a room for at 1 a.m. in the morning. No. Please. No. We'll both do you. No, wait, what?? Both? really? hmmmm. No. Sex and everything? Yeah. No, can't do it...won't work. I'll take you to Ventura Blvd..that'll work. No that's to far they say. sigh. Whatever. They're not leaving my car, and I'm not willing to try to get a room. Even if I do, then the room IS IN MY NAME HELLO! DUH??? No. Tempting but no. Ok, so we drive & find a dark spot, and I'm getting a Chocolate & Vanilla treat. SAy, they're both pretty good! Show me your tits. NO, my Tits are worth more than that, says the blond. The black has her's out and is playing with them. Whatever. We finish up, and I drive them back, and the Blond "suddenly" remember she has a new credit card she didn't activate. Maybe it'll work. (I'm checking my wallet at this point, nothing missing). The blond goes up to the motel, but the BSW stays in my car. They're still willing to give me a 3sum if she gets a room. Wow. What'd I do today to deserve this? Should I buy a Lotto Ticket? I know this story is getting long, but hell, it don't happen every day....
The Blond actually gets a room. Blows my mind, as they were working right in front of the clerk the whole time I watched them. Maybe I missed checking out this place before or they cops aren't after the motel owners as much. So we go to the room, and the moment we close the door the phone rings. The clerk says "i told you no visitors. bring the key back and leave". Sh*t. Note to self ... this motel has Mirrors on the Ceiling! cool! never saw that before in real life! Gonna come back here somehow.
Now we're outside again, and they start up on me with their "please get us a room" routine, let's try another place. "but the guy last night got us a room". They finally agree that it's only for me so they can do a good job. Fine, I'll at least try. She gives me cash and we go a block down and try another motel. Lo & Behold, I get the room, no speech or interogation from the clerk. I stand amazed. Ok, I tell the girls the room number and we go up seperatly this time. Don't want this phone to ring, I've invested too much time now.
We get in the room, I stirp & get on the bed, and they give me a BJ, but just one at a time, not together like in the movies or my fantasies. Whatever, still feels good. Oh, and I finally get to see & touch the "precious" tits. Nice. 36DDD naturals. The other pair isn't anything to write home about.
Now the rules start. No CG. No kissing. no licking. etcetcetc. I gotta do the heavy work. And then they both keep ONE leg in their pants, so their pants are only half off. WTF???? What's that about? At this point I've spent almost 2 hrs with them, so I just want to finish up. I change condoms in between f'ing them both, and clean up. I decide against my better judgement to leave them with the key...so they can use the room. I'll just claim they took it without my knowledge if there does happen to be an incident. I'm amused that the moment they hit the street, they're swarmed by mongers. hope ya'll had fun in "my" room. Oh, and to top it all off, I left my D/L in the motel office, so I had to drive an hour again the next night to get my license back. I was worried, but all was good. The dude didn't blink an eye and gave it back just like that. I got CeCe's digits, but i'm not sure I'll call her again...I don't like "rules". But at least they weren't "hurryup" gurls.
sorry it got so long, but I hope you get some ammusement out of it.