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100% agree on your observation on her nipples. My review, says the same. Her nipples are about 3 inches long. I've never seen a Asian chick, or any chick to have nipples as long as hers!! Cow utters! Milkers, without the Milk. LOL plus is her fun bags are about c's. Feel good when they slap your cock. HELL, for all you guys into pegging she could shove one of them utters in your ass, not me though.

[QUOTE=DaImpala;6632205]Got Kiki at Orange.

Cute face, nice and accurate bolt ons with long nipples (don't see that too often), average ass.

CBJ was pretty good actually, then missionary, doggy, standing doggy, finally blew in the bag.

Got dressed was out on my way.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Akuma187;6632013]I wanted to get the full spectrum of Chicago AMP scene and I wanted to see if RM, was worth it. Just to see what each placed offed and the levels of service. Wanted to know any of my senior mongers think it's worth the money or should I got test the waters.[/QUOTE]I had a paid membership there for a while. Meh. I mean, it's not that big of an expense, especially considering what a lot of folks seem to spend on parlors. But there is a ton of review spam. Like you almost have to figure out who on the site is real and look for their reviews. The real account seem to be a minority.

The forums don't have that problem. That's what I use the site for now, just to check what people think, and to look up addresses and hours of places.

That said, even the forums are unmoderated. So there are plenty of stupid stupid arguments there. Though also you can block members on the forum, which weeds out the worst of it. If you could block the reviews of obvious spammers, I would pay for a membership again.

[QUOTE=Dbry4281;6632916]100% agree on your observation on her nipples. My review, says the same. Her nipples are about 3 inches long. I've never seen a Asian chick, or any chick to have nipples as long as hers!! Cow utters! Milkers, without the Milk. LOL plus is her fun bags are about c's. Feel good when they slap your cock. HELL, for all you guys into pegging she could shove one of them utters in your ass, not me though.[/QUOTE]Udders. Not utters.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener;6633226]Udders. Not utters.[/QUOTE]I normally wouldn't utter that phrase.

[QUOTE=GeneralObvious;6632727]The spas reviewed here are basically all of the syndicates like Tokyo, Orange, 819, and CLM, and of course Karly at Ozone. Other information about various spas is extremely limited. You won't have to dig too hard to find good intel on the other site. There are shill reviews there, but here it's way too much. I have almost 100 reviews there, all highly accurate at the time of writing.[/QUOTE]Well said man. 100% agree.

[QUOTE=GeneralObvious;6632727]The spas reviewed here are basically all of the syndicates like Tokyo, Orange, 819, and CLM, and of course Karly at Ozone. Other information about various spas is extremely limited. You won't have to dig too hard to find good intel on the other site. There are shill reviews there, but here it's way too much. I have almost 100 reviews there, all highly accurate at the time of writing.[/QUOTE]Don't forget Ruby Spa. There's another Spa on Western Lucky Spa I've seen nobody on this thread speak about that Spa. Because Cherry Is pure fire. 4 rm my understanding Tokyo Spa Is brand new just opened this Summer. Imma be real the whole Chinatown area Is dead. Mostly old Grannies working at those Spa's.

[QUOTE=BenBeck;6633761]I normally wouldn't utter that phrase.[/QUOTE]That's udderly ridiculous.

[QUOTE=Akuma187;6632013]I wanted to get the full spectrum of Chicago AMP scene and I wanted to see if RM, was worth it. Just to see what each placed offed and the levels of service. Wanted to know any of my senior mongers think it's worth the money or should I got test the waters.[/QUOTE]I haven't checked much of Rubmaps reviews anywhere else but this Chicagoland area into Milwaukee. But Chicago by far has the most fake reviews. They are literally copied and pasted from other reviews. Word for word many times where the dialogue in the review doesn't match the name of the provider. Definitely Papasan reviews. And just because he writes about full service doesn't mean you'll get full service.

This has been brought up many times to Mongo, the owner or administrator of Rubmaps. I have tag fake reviews and sent them to admin and not heard anything back. I think it's because it's they depend on subscriber money for revenue. Some of these papasan's have several accounts. You can almost tell by the username that they're fake, they all have some similarities like using a lot of numbers in their username. For example "Zhang1234" just by the username you can almost tell that they're Chinese.

And then the other thing although the forums have good information there are so many trolls there you have to skip over a lot of posts and many members get discouraged from posting because of the trolls like "Professor Coutis". Some guys just hang out in the forums just to fuck with people.

I had a legit RM subscription and finally dropped it after it expired and just lived off of creating new Spa entries whenever a new one would open up and I found out about it. Then when I use it, I find reviews in Chicago are questionable especially some of these once that have one review a day to keep them in the very top. Papasan knows how to manipulate Rubmaps.

Then for as many spas that are in the southeast Wisconsin area you get one review of month it seems like.

I have thought about renewing my subscription time and time again as it is just another tool in your personal especially when I see one pop up in my area I think about renewing just to read that one review about this girl everybody's been talking about.

Wondering if you gents can help me.

First off, in town from Cincy Ohio, In Chicago on business, hitting a different AMP almost every night, even taking uber rides across the city to try different ones. You guys have some of the best AMPs here in Chicago. Amazing. I've been here before and have hit Paradise, Ruby spa, OD, Chinatown, etc.

But here's my problem, one of the downsides of drinking a little, and ubering, and not exactly knowing the next day which exact AMP I was just in.

I'm looking for a Chinese AMP girl, I'm going to guess early 40's, but looks late 30's. I saw her on Sunday 10/01. She said it was her first day at this spa on 10/01. She's cute, super nice smile. Long dark hair parted down middle, just over the shoulders Kind of small saggy tits, but otherwise nice. A little wide in the waist, some baby damage. BELLY FLOWER TATTOO just above her vagina. That's the only significant standout identifier I can remember. I was a little buzzed.

Anyway, I had a great experience with her. She likes to ride cowgirl and grind, and cum. I was like jelly in her hands.

Now I know you guys are going to laugh, as this could fit the description of 100 AMP girls. But again the belly flowery tattoo and the fact she's new, last 2 weeks. Anyone know or remember which AMP this might be? I'm here until Saturday, man I'd love to go back there. Can post here or PM, either way, if you're so inclined. Thanks gents. Love your city.

Orange posted a 21 yr old latina this week. Has anyone tried her out yet. ? Their pictures are never accurate.

If you take a look at your ride history in Uber (of Lyft), you'll see the address where you were dropped off and later picked up. Should be enough to go on.

The ride history should show your "ride history", if you get my drift.

[QUOTE=RubMania19;6634346]Wondering if you gents can help me.

First off, in town from Cincy Ohio, In Chicago on business, hitting a different AMP almost every night, even taking uber rides across the city to try different ones. You guys have some of the best AMPs here in Chicago. Amazing. I've been here before and have hit Paradise, Ruby spa, OD, Chinatown, etc.

But here's my problem, one of the downsides of drinking a little, and ubering, and not exactly knowing the next day which exact AMP I was just in.

I'm looking for a Chinese AMP girl, I'm going to guess early 40's, but looks late 30's. I saw her on Sunday 10/01. She said it was her first day at this spa on 10/01. She's cute, super nice smile. Long dark hair parted down middle, just over the shoulders Kind of small saggy tits, but otherwise nice. A little wide in the waist, some baby damage. BELLY FLOWER TATTOO just above her vagina. That's the only significant standout identifier I can remember. I was a little buzzed.

Anyway, I had a great experience with her. She likes to ride cowgirl and grind, and cum. I was like jelly in her hands.

Now I know you guys are going to laugh, as this could fit the description of 100 AMP girls. But again the belly flowery tattoo and the fact she's new, last 2 weeks. Anyone know or remember which AMP this might be? I'm here until Saturday, man I'd love to go back there. Can post here or PM, either way, if you're so inclined. Thanks gents. Love your city.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bambinos1987;6634437]Orange posted a 21 yr old latina this week. Has anyone tried her out yet. ? Their pictures are never accurate.[/QUOTE]Where did you see this posted? I'm not seeing any latinas on their website.

[URL]Top1spa.com[/URL]

Messaged on IG and picture is posted with todays date of her being available.

[QUOTE=YungPhuk;6634567]Where did you see this posted? I'm not seeing any latinas on their website.

[URL]Top1spa.com[/URL][/QUOTE]

The door says appointments preferred, walk-ins welcome. I had made an appointment and would do so again. It was annoying when my girl had to leave the room to answer the door, so feels like a courtesy to fellow mongers to avoid putting them in that situation.

I drew Anna. Youngish looking and can't speak a lick of English. Did sort of have that playful attitude that I like rather than being hardened to the business, but communication through the phone is difficult. Nuru was fine. Back in the room was fine. Not bad but not special.

I was 'doing my own research' and found this ad. Has anyone ever been there? Looking for something other than Angel at HAO that's close to my office!

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