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A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks,"Is your date running late?"

"No", he replies,"I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says,"A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

"What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and replies,"Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!"

The man explains,"Damn thing must be an hour fast."

[QUOTE=Citywalk; 1298922]A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks,"Is your date running late?"

"No", he replies,"I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says,"A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

"What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and replies,"Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!"

The man explains,"Damn thing must be an hour fast."[/QUOTE]Nothing more need to be said.

Marc

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16.

I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Parchen's pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item

Because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Dolores) knew what they were for. She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure.

She handed me the package And asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, not really. ' So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure

I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was. 'Just a minute, ' she said, and walked to the door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it.

She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you? ' She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time. ' So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on, Vince? ' she asked.

I said, 'Sure did, ' and held up my thumb to show her, .

She then beat the shit out of me.

This one is for the ladies:

Men who care about women, care about their safety. You should never stay with a someone who does or says something to make you uncomfortable.

Fortunately, there seems to be a growing group of guys on this forum who get it. They treat women with respect and encourage others to do so as well. These are guys who understand that there is no us against them, we all have a shared interest.

The more we look after each other, the better.

Thank you for the kind post.

[QUOTE=Exec Talent; 1299233]This one is for the ladies:

Men who care about women, care about their safety. You should never stay with a someone who does or says something to make you uncomfortable.

Fortunately, there seems to be a growing group of guys on this forum who get it. They treat women with respect and encourage others to do so as well. These are guys who understand that there is no us against them, we all have a shared interest.

The more we look after each other, the better.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Exec Talent; 1299233]This one is for the ladies:

Men who care about women, care about their safety. You should never stay with a someone who does or says something to make you uncomfortable.

Fortunately, there seems to be a growing group of guys on this forum who get it. They treat women with respect and encourage others to do so as well. These are guys who understand that there is no us against them, we all have a shared interest.

The more we look after each other, the better.[/QUOTE]I guess paying them upwards of $200 just to fuck them and skeet on them isn't enough. Must we kiss their asses and sing their platitudes also? Give me a break.

You white knights are nauseating!

Hi, this is Little Izzy and I am thinking about going down to the I-drive area for a few days. If any of you would be interested in the idea please PM me. Also I am as of November 15th up to the first of the year will be out of the office. So if you have been eye balling me and can't get the nerve up to call, PM or email, now is your chance before the Holidays get here. Treat yourself to a great birthday present or Christmas gift. I welcome everyone's PM, email or phone calls. I try my best to get to with in a few minutes. If you call and do not leave a message, I want return your call.

LOL. Thank you for sharing this story. I take it this all a very true story.

[QUOTE=Behard; 1299063]I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16.

I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Parchen's pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item

Because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Dolores) knew what they were for. She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure.

She handed me the package And asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, not really. ' So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure

I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was. 'Just a minute, ' she said, and walked to the door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it.

She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you? ' She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time. ' So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on, Vince? ' she asked.

I said, 'Sure did, ' and held up my thumb to show her, .

She then beat the shit out of me.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Boss Hogg; 1299703]I guess paying them upwards of $200 just to fuck them and skeet on them isn't enough. Must we kiss their asses and sing their platitudes also? Give me a break.

You white knights are nauseating![/QUOTE]Boss Hogg is a fictional character featured in the American television series The Dukes of Hazzard. He was the greedy, unethical commissioner of Hazzard County. Pretty much says it all.

Those who know me know I am in a position to not have to kiss up to anyone. I also have no interest in saving anyone. I do have an interest in a woman being strong, independent and deciding her own destiny. It has long been my belief and experience that men who treat women with respect, are treated by them the same way. Imagine all the jerks, who only care about getting off, that women have to tolerate. Then imagine how you stand out when you are clean, freshly shaven, treat her like the woman you want to marry and genuinely care about her comfort and pleasure. Can't tell you how many times a one hour appointment turned into two without the mention of additional compensation. Can't tell you how many times I have read reviews knocking a girl when my experience was just the opposite.

Feel free to continue to act like a jerk. It just makes me look better.

Boss Hogg. Could not have picked a better name for you.

[QUOTE=Exec Talent; 1300514]Boss Hogg is a fictional character featured in the American television series The Dukes of Hazzard. He was the greedy, unethical commissioner of Hazzard County. Pretty much says it all.

Those who know me know I am in a position to not have to kiss up to anyone. I also have no interest in saving anyone. I do have an interest in a woman being strong, independent and deciding her own destiny. It has long been my belief and experience that men who treat women with respect, are treated by them the same way. Imagine all the jerks, who only care about getting off, that women have to tolerate. Then imagine how you stand out when you are clean, freshly shaven, treat her like the woman you want to marry and genuinely care about her comfort and pleasure. Can't tell you how many times a one hour appointment turned into two without the mention of additional compensation. Can't tell you how many times I have read reviews knocking a girl when my experience was just the opposite.

Feel free to continue to act like a jerk. It just makes me look better.

Boss Hogg. Could not have picked a better name for you.[/QUOTE]I have to say one of the things I enjoy most about this forum is to witness an articulate individual such as Exec talent tell it like it is. Your response was precise and to the point well done.

I think the new pics of Jersey are well done. They are the best she has posted yet. Thanks Jersey!

I really love the new pics of JerseyGirl! Simply beautiful. Can't wait to get back and talk (wink) with her again! LOL.

Keep up the excellent work beautiful! Xoxoxo.

JADA69

Dear fellow Guys and ladies. I am sending you this email to inform you that if you happen to receive an email from me please do not open anything up. Send it to SPAM. As of right now, if you receive an email from me and it is titled October 20, 2011 in all caps. That is me. Anything other than that, please send to spam.

I know my personal email has been hit. I am not sure if it will carry over to my account here on USA and the other sites or not. I can not take any chances to having me speared in the dirt.

If any of you know how to fix this problem without deleting all of my accounts please PM with again October 20, 2011 in the subject line.

Again, this is Izzy and I need your help.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Exec Talent; 1300514]Boss Hogg is a fictional character featured in the American television series The Dukes of Hazzard. He was the greedy, unethical commissioner of Hazzard County. Pretty much says it all.

Those who know me know I am in a position to not have to kiss up to anyone. I also have no interest in saving anyone. I do have an interest in a woman being strong, independent and deciding her own destiny. It has long been my belief and experience that men who treat women with respect, are treated by them the same way. Imagine all the jerks, who only care about getting off, that women have to tolerate. Then imagine how you stand out when you are clean, freshly shaven, treat her like the woman you want to marry and genuinely care about her comfort and pleasure. Can't tell you how many times a one hour appointment turned into two without the mention of additional compensation. Can't tell you how many times I have read reviews knocking a girl when my experience was just the opposite.

Feel free to continue to act like a jerk. It just makes me look better.

Boss Hogg. Could not have picked a better name for you.[/QUOTE]ET,

Well said and so true. I guess there are two levels of mongers the highs and the lows. I'm pretty sure I've proven to the board that I like you are one of the highs. I had one of the well thought of providers tell me about mongers calling her working girl **** etc. And I asked her does he get the same dream as one that treats you with respect. Well that is enough said the high level mongers know the answer the low levels have no clue.

Marc

P.S. The orginal post was automatically edited but the highs get the idea.

[QUOTE=Littleizzy; 1301041]Dear fellow Guys and ladies. I am sending you this email to inform you that if you happen to receive an email from me please do not open anything up. Send it to SPAM. As of right now, if you receive an email from me and it is titled October 20, 2011 in all caps. That is me. Anything other than that, please send to spam.

I know my personal email has been hit. I am not sure if it will carry over to my account here on USA and the other sites or not. I can not take any chances to having me speared in the dirt.

If any of you know how to fix this problem without deleting all of my accounts please PM with again October 20, 2011 in the subject line.

Again, this is Izzy and I need your help.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Izzy you can start by changing your password and backing up your address book. After backing up your address book delete all your contacts. Add only your email address to your address book. Then wait a couple of days to see if you receive anything unwanted from your email address in your inbox. That my be all that is necessary, hope this helps.

Be safe.

Austin