The Massholes

[QUOTE=Odysseus1250;2636671]We've all been duped! You know what they say there is no such thing as bad publicity.

Baconbits is shilling for Deb by trolling! Reverse physiology.

LOL.[/QUOTE]I must be dreaming when I see all you guys taking over this board talking about a mid 40's fat and looks wise a 5 provider. Out of the 200+ providers on backpage who are cute, young and with bodies that are tight and fit that we could be talking about and getting excited over, you all choose to get excited over deb, its amazes me, I'm not going to talk about deb anymore but ill say that when she called herself a " fetish " me and my brother couldn't stop laughing, I mean she's far from a fetish unless your fetish is having sex with fat chicks in which case why pay for it when we all know fat girls fuck for free. But you guys that keep on hyping deb and love her so much that's cool to, because the next time I write a review on a craigslist teen that I met or tag teamed with my brother and she's got a nice petite spinner body and for 100 will let you bareback and take video, don't blow my inbox up for her contact ill just say go call deb since you love her so much and let deb let you do all that for 100.

[QUOTE=Odysseus1250;2636671]We've all been duped! You know what they say there is no such thing as bad publicity.

Baconbits is shilling for Deb by trolling! Reverse physiology.

LOL.[/QUOTE]Bingo. I'm helping her out. I get 5% of her gross income and all her used panties.

BB.

[QUOTE=Baconbits;2636797]Bingo. I'm helping her out. I get 5% of her gross income and all her used panties.

BB.[/QUOTE]You are much smarter than I gave you credit for.

[QUOTE=DoubleDippin;2636441]

Hindsight is 20/20. I bet she is sorry she fucked you.

Maybe she should post a review of your performance.

.[/QUOTE]Maybe that would put him in his place (on second thought, there is no place for him).

[QUOTE=Baconbits;2630921] Welcome back ass face.

BB.[/QUOTE]Ass face, now that's something I would expect from an 8th grade punk, not a full size punk.

[QUOTE=Baconbits;2636426]

Sorry for all the big words fuck face.

BB.[/QUOTE]Two more examples of your 8th grade mentality, and more than likely your 8th grade education.

1. I didn't see any big words, unless you consider insecurity a big word, duh.

2. Fuck face, just another 8th grade remark.

Keep writing, this is fun.

[QUOTE=Malibu1980;2636746]I must be dreaming when I see all you guys taking over this board talking about a mid 40's fat and looks wise a 5 provider. Out of the 200+ providers on backpage who are cute, young and with bodies that are tight and fit that we could be talking about and getting excited over, you all choose to get excited over deb, its amazes me, I'm not going to talk about deb anymore but ill say that when she called herself a " fetish " me and my brother couldn't stop laughing, I mean she's far from a fetish unless your fetish is having sex with fat chicks in which case why pay for it when we all know fat girls fuck for free. But you guys that keep on hyping deb and love her so much that's cool to, because the next time I write a review on a craigslist teen that I met or tag teamed with my brother and she's got a nice petite spinner body and for 100 will let you bareback and take video, don't blow my inbox up for her contact ill just say go call deb since you love her so much and let deb let you do all that for 100.[/QUOTE]I signed up yesterday and seriously thought that this place was fucked up.

Malibu, thank you for your post as it gives me hope to stick around but I think you are in the minority, like me, that wants to hit hot chicks.

[QUOTE=PaulGlenlivet;2637097]Although it's been a couple years since I last dreamed with her. She has an ass to die for. Beautiful face and smile, too.

I agree with Willard (except that I recall body type as thin rather than athletic) and recommend.[/QUOTE]I am amazed that you have dreams about all these girls but yet you never post an original review.

[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;2637021]I signed up yesterday and seriously thought that this place was fucked up.

Malibu, thank you for your post as it gives me hope to stick around but I think you are in the minority, like me, that wants to hit hot chicks.[/QUOTE]This is all one big joke started by some troll. Of course I like young women and the hotter the better but thanking Malibu for providing no information should not give you hope. You'll find more information on other sites here all your likely to get are insults.

[QUOTE=Ambrose;2636907]Two more examples of your 8th grade mentality, and more than likely your 8th grade education.

1. I didn't see any big words, unless you consider insecurity a big word, duh.

2. Fuck face, just another 8th grade remark.

Keep writing, this is fun.[/QUOTE]Talk about insecure. Back to back posts trying to prove a point? Here's a thought. Try to relax and think about what you want to say then type it. It appears you get all nervous trading barbs. You shouldn't really worry about how big I am as you will never find out.

You seem to be focused on 8th graders and are aware of them. Why is that? Hmmm. You're a scary fellow for sure.

BB.

[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;2637021]I signed up yesterday and seriously thought that this place was fucked up.

Malibu, thank you for your post as it gives me hope to stick around but I think you are in the minority, like me, that wants to hit hot chicks.[/QUOTE]You joined during one of the Deb eclipses. There's a lot of talk about her right now. If I can help you out with a couple gems let me know. Welcome to the board.

BB.

[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;2637021]I signed up yesterday and seriously thought that this place was fucked up.[/QUOTE]As you read you will learn who is fucked up.

[QUOTE=Baconbits;2637444]You joined during one of the Deb eclipses. There's a lot of talk about her right now.[/QUOTE]Answer the question.

WHY did you make an appointment to see her if she is all that bad as you proclaim?

You started the saga of this issue but won't answer the question.

You must of cried on her for a mercy fuck. Now you stalk her. How pathetic can you get.

[QUOTE=Malibu1980;2636746]I must be dreaming when I see all you guys taking over this board talking about a mid 40's fat and looks wise a 5 provider. Out of the 200+ providers on backpage who are cute, young and with bodies that are tight and fit that we could be talking about and getting excited over....[/QUOTE]Seriously the 200+ providers are cute tight bodied spinners?

You mean, like this girl? [URL]http://boston.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-and-playgentleman-35/30510102[/URL].

Or these little' spinners? [URL]http://boston.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-girl-new-spa-139-3-moody-street/31250698[/URL].

Or this ripply assed little piece of pork pie? [URL]http://boston.backpage.com/BodyRubs/nude-full-body-rub-b2b-prostate-massage-fetishes/31205811[/URL].

No? How about these little sloe eyed vixens? [URL]http://boston.backpage.com/BodyRubs/beautiful-bodywork-by-lovely-asian-touch-just-call-781-593-5888/31265119[/URL].

They are all real, right? And the porkies are showing current pics?

I have a bridge I can sell you.

My own rule with respect to providers of all erotic services is this: I will not lie to my bro's and say a non spinner is a spinner or a singing fat lady is thin, but I will not ever publicly dis a lady who makes some effort to provide a relaxing experience. I do not know Deb but I do know based on many published reviews that 1. Some gents like her and 2. Other gents won't. You might think Angela in Waltham is a hot little temptress and she may well be that and more, but maybe I find her service rushed and unresponsive. To each his own. But bashing the lady for her weight is IMHO not a game for gentlemen. And in my opinion experience and attitude Trump youth and beauty. Speaking of whom: Trump sucks.

I have worked hard to offend, so do bring on the hate mail.

[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;2637021]I signed up yesterday and seriously thought that this place was fucked up.

Malibu, thank you for your post as it gives me hope to stick around but I think you are in the minority, like me, that wants to hit hot chicks.[/QUOTE]Billy, IMHO it is more like liverwurst than baloney. Fuck you, up yours, lick yo mamma's combat boots and and bite the wax tadpole if you disagree.

Seriously, though, the Board is what you --and the rest of us-- make of it. If you go back to Massage Reports, et. al., I am sure you will find lots of useful leads and insights. Massholes is different. We be da boys whose mammies kicked our butts and trew us outta da house.