Massage Parlor Reports

This place used to be my main haunt, but I lost interest after my ATF Mimi left. Recently I noticed they started advertising again, so I thought I would check it out. Lo and behold, Mimi is back and starring in the role of Mamasan. This seemed incongruous to me, as she is not that old and in my opinion still gorgeous, but fortunately she still sees her regulars.

More interesting for most of you cats is that all the old ladies who used to work there are gone and have been replaced by a crop of young providers. Mimi introduced me to a bona fide 27 year old and said the other two new girls are in their twenties and thirties, respectively.

If you're a discount shopper, this may not be the place for you, but the service has always been excellent, and the new talent looks promising.

Visited a new place on the corner of Columbia pike and glebe and found on the usual site. This place is 100% legit. I've been twice and no extras were provided. Save your cash for somewhere else. $. 6 for half hour and the massage is not that good.

Headed down to see this provider [URL]http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/simply-e-xquisit-e-massage-see-website-private-studio/6999790.[/URL] judging from the ad I should have known that that's not a good idea. She was a bit strange (photos depict that). She took me downstairs and her place smelled like cat piss. Gave me a mediocre massage and had a huge bowl of oil or something. Made me wonder how many other dude's skin and god knows what else was in that bowl. She gave me the flip but no roaming whatsoever. Wouldn't let me see anything. Would not repeat. Looks 3/10 massage 4/10.

[QUOTE=AznVrep;2445988]Headed down to see this provider [URL]http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/simply-e-xquisit-e-massage-see-website-private-studio/6999790.[/URL] judging from the ad I should have known that that's not a good idea. She was a bit strange (photos depict that). She took me downstairs and her place smelled like cat piss. Gave me a mediocre massage and had a huge bowl of oil or something. Made me wonder how many other dude's skin and god knows what else was in that bowl. She gave me the flip but no roaming whatsoever. Wouldn't let me see anything. Would not repeat. Looks 3/10 massage 4/10.[/QUOTE]Got a name, number or some other way of identifying her? Sounds like she's someone to steer well clear of.

Sorry you had a crap session but thanks for TOFTT and even more for the warning!

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;2446066]Got a name, number or some other way of identifying her? Sounds like she's someone to steer well clear of.

Sorry you had a crap session but thanks for TOFTT and even more for the warning![/QUOTE]I think it is Nena in Woodbridge. Never seen her, but heard she is weird. Link works if you delete the period at the end:

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/simply-e-xquisit-e-massage-see-website-private-studio/6999790[/URL]

[QUOTE=BuckshotWatson;2446493]I think it is Nena in Woodbridge. Never seen her, but heard she is weird. Link works if you delete the period at the end:

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/simply-e-xquisit-e-massage-see-website-private-studio/6999790[/URL][/QUOTE]Forgot about the extra period that gets added by the forum software.

About Nena, I had considered a visit, even with her no touching policy, since she has reviews on the oThER site that say her massage is pretty good. But if her massage is subpar (and that bowl of oil report is pretty creepy) then what's the point?

Thanks to AznVrep for the heads up as it certainly saved me some time and $.

[QUOTE=Krakatoa;2443560]This place used to be my main haunt, but I lost interest after my ATF Mimi left. Recently I noticed they started advertising again, so I thought I would check it out. Lo and behold, Mimi is back and starring in the role of Mamasan. This seemed incongruous to me, as she is not that old and in my opinion still gorgeous, but fortunately she still sees her regulars.

More interesting for most of you cats is that all the old ladies who used to work there are gone and have been replaced by a crop of young providers. Mimi introduced me to a bona fide 27 year old and said the other two new girls are in their twenties and thirties, respectively.

If you're a discount shopper, this may not be the place for you, but the service has always been excellent, and the new talent looks promising.[/QUOTE]Just tried them today. It's been a long while since I've been. Perhaps 6 to 8 months long.

She wouldn't shut up. English wasn't a challenge for her. Seemed to carry a massive chip on her shoulder. Cussed a lot. Kept moaning about how she use to party and couldn't any more. How her body is falling apart. Which it is. While she was somewhat funny in a disgruntled stoner kind of way, it made it hard to relax. She wanted me to shoot in my mouth. Seriously. Actually stopped what she was doing and asked me to do it and wouldn't continue until I said yes. She negotiated with me until I said yes. Thankfully my control is good and I knew how to avoid it.

Don't go Wed. Sat. In all her talking I learned when the younger girls are there. Mon / Tues.

The massage sucked and the NOVA was the worst I've ever had. Erica was her name. (I think, started with an E. She mumbled a lot too.) She's got a belly to boot. Ugh.

AMPs are my backup plan to being stoodup by "consultants" and this place just fell off my list. I could not be more pissed off about the experience. I should have walked but my smaller head was doing all the thinking.

[QUOTE=DrivenHarder;2447150]She wanted me to shoot in my mouth. Seriously. Actually stopped what she was doing and asked me to do it and wouldn't continue until I said yes. She negotiated with me until I said yes.[/QUOTE]LOL, what!

[QUOTE=DrivenHarder;2447150]Just tried them today. It's been a long while since I've been. Perhaps 6 to 8 months long.

She wanted me to shoot in my mouth. Seriously. Actually stopped what she was doing and asked me to do it and wouldn't continue until I said yes. She negotiated with me until I said yes. Thankfully my control is good and I knew how to avoid it.[/QUOTE]Uuuhhhhhhhhhhh. Wha! I've heard stories but I'm blown away by this (No pun intended). My favorite part is not that she's controlling the negotiation or you agreeing to it (a show she should pay for!) but the fact that you were able to overcome adversity through your superior ejaculation skills. That's the saving grace, huh? Lmfao! "Yes! Whew! Thank goodness for that good control! Don't know how many times that saved my life in the Philippines. " Maybe if we all work on our negotiation skills we wouldn't have to "perform" heroic acts?

Sorry man, just busting on ya. LOL. (pun intended. I have no control!) .

That's pretty wild and hope you share more of your adventures.

Hi, anyone know what is going on the Massage Relax Center in Oakton?

The phone number is disconnected!

K.

[QUOTE=Nyhornet;2440644]I had heard that Magic got married, which would explain selling her place and going legit. I also had heard there may have been some legal problems as far as proper licensing to work, from home, but don't know if that is fact. Zaza being the sweet lady she is may have just tired of the whole deal, plus not having a place to host. I had wondered if she might reunite with KK, but didn't happen.[/QUOTE]Zaza doesn't go by zaza anymore. KK's place is completely legit now, too. Another Thai girl in Sterling also went legit. The trend is, almost all the Thai masseuses have gone legit. Good on them if they choose to do so.

[QUOTE=Kamen;2448658]Hi, anyone know what is going on the Massage Relax Center in Oakton?

The phone number is disconnected!

K.[/QUOTE]Closed, I'm looking for where they turn up as well.

[QUOTE=Telcova;2448815]Closed, I'm looking for where they turn up as well.[/QUOTE]There's a for lease sign in the window so doubtful they'll be reopening under "new" management at that location. Their website is also down but IIRC they also had a place in F'burg. If that's still in business then it might be possible to call and ask if they have any plans to open somewhere in this area.

Did a google search and this seems to be the place:

[URL]https://local.yahoo.com/info-167287236-massage-relax-ctr-llc-fredericksburg[/URL]

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;2448833]There's a for lease sign in the window so doubtful they'll be reopening under "new" management at that location. Their website is also down but IIRC they also had a place in F'burg. If that's still in business then it might be possible to call and ask if they have any plans to open somewhere in this area.

Did a google search and this seems to be the place:

[URL]https://local.yahoo.com/info-167287236-massage-relax-ctr-llc-fredericksburg[/URL][/QUOTE]Try massage-qi in Reston, off Reston Parkway, near USGS.

[QUOTE=DrivenHarder;2447150]

The massage sucked and the NOVA was the worst I've ever had. Erica was her name. (I think, started with an E. She mumbled a lot too.) She's got a belly to boot. Ugh.

[/QUOTE]Bro, I feel bad for leading you astray. I have not tried any of the new providers. The manager asked me to provide feedback, so I will pass along your comments.

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;2446887]Forgot about the extra period that gets added by the forum software.

About Nena, I had considered a visit, even with her no touching policy, since she has reviews on the oThER site that say her massage is pretty good. But if her massage is subpar (and that bowl of oil report is pretty creepy) then what's the point?

Thanks to AznVrep for the heads up as it certainly saved me some time and $.[/QUOTE]I saw her last week because I had been so bored Friday and wanted to try a new AMP. I wasn't really going to do a review, but because I see were talking about her now I guess I'll throw one out there.

Saw her Friday around 8 pm, her house is cluttered with all sorts of art and design decor, has a weird smell. Her studio is down in the basement and honestly wasn't all that bad. Her appearance as of right now, she hardly looks like what is depicted in the picture. She's shorter and fatter, face honestly is almost not even recognizable. I paid for a sensual session and got the most boring massage ever. Actually aggravating as she wouldn't shut up about weird religion and spiritual powers and reincarnation and how she's trying to get in contact with the government to discuss this crazy evidence she stumbled upon about Israel and Palestine located in the USA and how she's writing these books. At one point I thought I was going to be some sacrificial murder to her blood gods on Jupiter / Saturn or whatever. She kept talking needless to say and only until the flip did she began to quiet down a bit and gave me what I was really looking for. Her technique was good and based on the other board I was afraid she was just going to massage it and not actually do the "job". Well it didn't take long and I would say her skills were far better than I was expecting given the rest of the session.

TLDR: Massage horrible / so much lotion used / awful hard dry towel used to wipe most of it off. Above average rub, but suffer through weird personality and story.

I will not go back however as Woodbridge was honestly a bit of a track for me.

Is the got bust? Do not find any news! I missing my ATF girl Coco!

[QUOTE=Telcova;2448815]Closed, I'm looking for where they turn up as well.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bossanova86;2449172]I saw her last week because I had been so bored Friday and wanted to try a new AMP. I wasn't really going to do a review, but because I see were talking about her now I guess I'll throw one out there.

Saw her Friday around 8 pm, her house is cluttered with all sorts of art and design decor, has a weird smell. Her studio is down in the basement and honestly wasn't all that bad. Her appearance as of right now, she hardly looks like what is depicted in the picture. She's shorter and fatter, face honestly is almost not even recognizable. I paid for a sensual session and got the most boring massage ever. Actually aggravating as she wouldn't shut up about weird religion and spiritual powers and reincarnation and how she's trying to get in contact with the government to discuss this crazy evidence she stumbled upon about Israel and Palestine located in the USA and how she's writing these books. At one point I thought I was going to be some sacrificial murder to her blood gods on Jupiter / Saturn or whatever. She kept talking needless to say and only until the flip did she began to quiet down a bit and gave me what I was really looking for. Her technique was good and based on the other board I was afraid she was just going to massage it and not actually do the "job". Well it didn't take long and I would say her skills were far better than I was expecting given the rest of the session.

TLDR: Massage horrible / so much lotion used / awful hard dry towel used to wipe most of it off. Above average rub, but suffer through weird personality and story.

I will not go back however as Woodbridge was honestly a bit of a track for me.[/QUOTE]Sounds pretty bad overall. I understand there is a no touching policy, but am curious whether any visuals were provided. Thanks.

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;2446066]Got a name, number or some other way of identifying her? Sounds like she's someone to steer well clear of.

Sorry you had a crap session but thanks for TOFTT and even more for the warning![/QUOTE]ALso, beware, she has a reputation of flipping out and threatening past customers.

[QUOTE=JfFaster;2449429]Sounds pretty bad overall. I understand there is a no touching policy, but am curious whether any visuals were provided. Thanks.[/QUOTE]No visuals and based on other reviews of no touching and being yelled at I was very very cautious going forward. I let her do her thing. She was hardly pretty and honestly might be the first person I couldn't really see touching anyways.

Went out and saw joyce. As others have mentioned she's a bit off but I think its because she got busted before. When I went in I had my sunglasses on my head and she immediately pulled them off and inspected them. I'm guessing she was looking for a camera. After I stripped down she seemed to feel more at ease. I'd rate her a 6/10. She's younger and cuter than most providers you'll find in the area and she's all natural. Also seems like she's a cleanliness freak. Constantly wiping everything off with paper towels. I might repeat if I'm in the area. A bit of a drive for me now. Total damage $1. 2.

Anyone been to this spa in Chantilly lately? Used to be a great place under a different name years ago and shut down a few times. See it's open again as Mikos and wondering if staff are good. Always loved the atmosphere inside, was very classy. Anyone been there?

[QUOTE=AznVrep;2450295]Went out and saw joyce. As others have mentioned she's a bit off but I think its because she got busted before. When I went in I had my sunglasses on my head and she immediately pulled them off and inspected them. I'm guessing she was looking for a camera. After I stripped down she seemed to feel more at ease. I'd rate her a 6/10. She's younger and cuter than most providers you'll find in the area and she's all natural. Also seems like she's a cleanliness freak. Constantly wiping everything off with paper towels. I might repeat if I'm in the area. A bit of a drive for me now. Total damage $1. 2.[/QUOTE]At least that's been my experience. The more comfortable she is with you the more open she is to gentle coaching about your particular likes / dislikes. On the cleanliness thing, I always tell her I just took a shower before seeing her (or I take a quick shower when I get there) and that seems to put her at ease quite a bit.

Hi. Hope all is well.

Where is ATMB? Thanks.

I decided to try a place that I hadn't been since it opened. I had a so-so experience last time, but decided to see if it had changed. I went to a place near Annandale that is named.

After one of the colors of the US Flag. Table shower was as it should be. Massage was amateur at best. Was actually annoying at times. Obviously not trained. She must have left the.

Room 4-5 times during the massage. Not sure what the heck she was doing. She would only leave for around a minute. During the flip she just sat there at the end, so I grabbed her hand.

And tried to put in the right place. She quickly pulled away. At first I though she was trying to be safe since she didn't know me, but after four attempts I could tell she was serious.

I began to touch her up top and she didn't seem to mind. That is when she said I had to finish myself. WTF? She did let me nurse as I finished. I figured I was already there, I had to.

Get some satisfaction. I tipped her. 2 and she asked for more. I said when you do more, you get more. I won't be going back to this place. I TOFFT.

Lovejugs.

Looking for any location that offers a steam room. Not dry sauna. Pm me if you know of a location.

Spa World in Centreville, VA and Seoul Spa in Security Blvd, Baltimore both have nice steam room and pool.

[QUOTE=Metloaf;2454243]Looking for any location that offers a steam room. Not dry sauna. Pm me if you know of a location.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ohio4413;2453601]Hi. Hope all is well. Where is ATMB? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Lee Hwy, Arlington. Easy to Google.

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;2451435]At least that's been my experience. The more comfortable she is with you the more open she is to gentle coaching about your particular likes / dislikes. On the cleanliness thing, I always tell her I just took a shower before seeing her (or I take a quick shower when I get there) and that seems to put her at ease quite a bit.[/QUOTE]She had me laughing because before she gave me a BJ she sniffed him and looked at me and said "good".

New location in springfield, new shower and k providers. Provider told me not to tell anyone about the place. 80/ hour 40/ tip. Scarlet is nice with some large balloons. Ok Message ok flip. Nothing more allowed. Name rythms with ducky.

[QUOTE=Lovejugs;2453806]I decided to try a place that I hadn't been since it opened. I had a so-so experience last time, but decided to see if it had changed. I went to a place near Annandale that is named.

After one of the colors of the US Flag. Table shower was as it should be. Massage was amateur at best. Was actually annoying at times. Obviously not trained. She must have left the.

Room 4-5 times during the massage. Not sure what the heck she was doing. She would only leave for around a minute. During the flip she just sat there at the end, so I grabbed her hand.

And tried to put in the right place. She quickly pulled away. At first I though she was trying to be safe since she didn't know me, but after four attempts I could tell she was serious.

I began to touch her up top and she didn't seem to mind. That is when she said I had to finish myself. WTF? She did let me nurse as I finished. I figured I was already there, I had to.

Get some satisfaction. I tipped her. 2 and she asked for more. I said when you do more, you get more. I won't be going back to this place. I TOFFT.

Lovejugs.[/QUOTE]I think I know the place to which you're referring. I've reviewed it a couple times recently. Basically, I usually go there after working out and have always obtained a decent massage for sore muscles. It's always been my go-to place for that, since (at my age) I need a massage after a workout so I'll be able to move the next morning. Your report of a lackluster massage is unsettling. Because of recent travel, I've not been in a few weeks. That suggests that the personnel has changed, and I may have to find another place. As for the staff, they tend to be older women (40's to 50's), so you were never likely to find the hot spinners that are the normal topic of this forum. Sorry you had a disappointing time. However, there ARE places nearby that might be more to your liking. Send me a PM and I'll try to accommodate. Regards.

- Roman.

[QUOTE=Ohio4413;2453601]Hi. Hope all is well.

Where is ATMB? Thanks.[/QUOTE][URL]http://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massage-atmb-arlington-va-4057[/URL]

Went to Elite Therapy in Alexandria. It's perhaps a month or two old. Like all spas in the area that receive generally or overwhelmingly good reviews, the truth is the exact opposite of what was reported. Providers well over 40, not attractive and the location is overly visible to traffic and businesses / homes nearby.

Wondering if anyone is familiar with this place. New to me. It looks like a generic AMP ad, but they advertise under Escorts.

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/asian-new-staff-provides-bodywork/17039910[/URL]

Thank you.

[QUOTE=Rudraidhe;2455697][URL]http://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massage-atmb-arlington-va-4057[/URL][/QUOTE]

Just curious if anyone has done the four hand massage that many of the local AMPs are now offering. I have thought about giving it a try but not sure it is worth the money. Just wondering what you guys think.

[QUOTE=FredBurgMike;2458881]Just curious if anyone has done the four hand massage that many of the local AMPs are now offering. I have thought about giving it a try but not sure it is worth the money. Just wondering what you guys think.[/QUOTE]YMMV. Er YMWV where W=will. I like a good four hand massage when done correctly, but often times in these AMPs you just get lackluster performance out of one or both. On the flip: some will leave it to one, others will swap back and forth as their arms tire out, others one will do the main business and the other will focus other areas.

[QUOTE=FredBurgMike;2458881]Just curious if anyone has done the four hand massage that many of the local AMPs are now offering. I have thought about giving it a try but not sure it is worth the money. Just wondering what you guys think.[/QUOTE]My inclination would be to decline that option. They're essentially a way for the AMP to obtain more of your monger funds for the same end result. Instead, why not try each pair of hands separately. Twice the fun for the about the same as a 4-handed massage.

One other thought about 4-handed massages: It could be that business at those AMPs is slow, and the 4-handed massage is a way of getting more work for their staff. Considering this possibility, what is the likely quality of that AMP?

Roman.

[QUOTE=Krakatoa;2456837]Wondering if anyone is familiar with this place. New to me. It looks like a generic AMP ad, but they advertise under Escorts.

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/asian-new-staff-provides-bodywork/17039910[/URL][/QUOTE]It appears to be a new AMP. Bear in mind, another spa (TLC Medispa) previously occupied that location.

FWIW, the telephone number for the prior establishment was (703) XXX-3636.

[QUOTE=FredBurgMike;2458881]Just curious if anyone has done the four hand massage that many of the local AMPs are now offering. I have thought about giving it a try but not sure it is worth the money. Just wondering what you guys think.[/QUOTE]I've been to several that claimed to do four hand with only a few actually providing. I think their goal is to offer a found hand and when you get there they say it's not available. But because your already there you go a head and stay.

The best was one that I reviewed several months ago and then went immediately down hill after that. I haven't found another good place since then.