Happy Holidays and Be Careful What You Wish For
First off, kudos to Rocket Dork who's published successes gave me the inspiration and persistence to stay with placing ads on Craigslist. As any of you who have tried know, this is no easy feat. I cannot even begin to tell you how many ads I have answered and or placed in order to finally have a success in meeting a UTR lady.
With that said, let me begin my story which could serve as a warning and or amusement to any of you mongers out there who might run into a similar situation. Hence the title of my post.
After many, many, ads and untold amount of time spent, I finally received a reply to one of my ads. A younger, mid to late 20's female answered. We exchanged a couple of emails back and forth, eventually pictures, and finally phone numbers.
I called and was surprised at how soon she wanted to meet. The following day we met at a restaurant, and OK I'll be the first to admit she is definitely not model material. Also she is not slim or even average, more like a smaller BBW. Well Ok, she is WAY younger than me and is looking for some adult fun. You guys know how it is, sometimes we have to take the good with the not so good, or even the bad. We talked for a bit and she must have liked what she saw or heard because she invited me to her house right then and there. I picked up the tab and followed. I am thinking, is this legit or am I getting involved with some kind of stalker or other weirdo? Well, Being the adventurous guy that I am, I decided to take a chance. We got to her apartment, and after some brief small talk on the couch, she proceeds to tell me the reason she answered my ad.
She had just broken up with her boyfriend of three years and was thinking that there has to be more to sex than what she was getting from him. In fact, she told me that he had NEVER pleased her either orally or conventionally. He was very selfish, wanting her to orally please him several times a day with absolutely NO reciprocation on his part. When he on occasion DID have intercourse with her, 5 or 6 thrusts and he was finished. She also told me that her friends said she should try an older guy because of the following:
They are more experienced.
They are not afraid of trying different things with you.
And most of all, they will more than likely treat you better just because you are younger than they are and it is a badge of honor to get such a young girl.
I complimented her of course on how smart she was and that I promised to do all in my power to ensure that both of us have a wonderful time.
She agreed, and started to unbutton her blouse, showing me her ample breasts, which of course I immediately began to fondle and kiss. Wow I thought, this is going to be great! I proceeded to do some light petting, kissing, and general foreplay, asking her what she liked, whereupon she told me after she had broken up with the guy, she had several encounters with another woman. Finally someone hit her pleasure button. I told her that being a man, I cannot feel what a woman feels but that I would do my best if she would help and guide me, she answered with an enthusiastic, "absolutely! ".
So with that out of the way, we proceeded to her bedroom. Kissing was not her strong suite and I cannot say I blame her considering I was / am basically a stranger to her. I did my best to relax her while she just wanted to get to the finish line. Off came her blouse letting her large beautiful breasts fall out for me to kiss and suck. Next her jeans and underpants. OMG I couldn't see a thing except Bush! (I was almost wondering if she was part Sasquatch) Wow I haven't seen this much hair down there since I can't remember when. OK I thought, I hope at least she washes good down there LOL. So with that said I undressed and proceeded to call upon all of my expertise in the area of pleasing women. Not bragging here but I have been complimented many times by a variety of women both young and old.
After some considerable time, I began to get worried, there was absolutely no physical response from her other than a wet spot on the bed the size of a large pizza. (Wow she was a juicy one. Should have observed the subtle signs) All the while I was waiting to either hear some moaning, or detecting a physical response from her which there was none. I asked her "how did I do," and she replied "great. " "I thought you would help me by guiding me" I said, and she replied, "no complaints or I would have told you that you were doing it wrong. " (Hmm, negative reinforcement) In fact, she said I did a wonderful job and asked if I was ready for her to please me. I'm thinking Noooo, really, like a guy is not ready to be pleased. Well she went down on me, and I must say that all the practice she had pleasing her boyfriend really paid off on me. I was hard and ready to pop in that firmly sucking mouth of hers in a few minutes. As she rolled the cover on Jr. She said jokingly, "looks as if you are ready to put it in me" for sure I said, how can you tell? LOL. So with that she got on her back and helping guide me in off to the races I went. Wow now I know why her boyfriend only could last 5 or 6 thrusts. This girl has the tightest pussy I have ever had since my high school days. I certainly had to pace myself or I too would be a casualty of her tight, throbbing, pussy. Well in a short while, I finished and we both layed there resting. I was the first to speak and said "well?" She said "everything was great and a repeat is definitely needed".
This scenario played out many times this past summer, until I had what I thought was going to be a brilliant idea. Position change. I was going to have her kneel over me straddling my face while I preformed oral on her, hoping that I could get more participation out of her this way. I was determined to give her an explosive orgasm. Hesitant at first, she told me she had watched it (the position) on a lesbian porn film and WAS a bit intrigued by it so she told me she would try. The big day came and with small talk out of the way, we undressed and I strategically placed a pillow under my head to bring me to the correct height for some good DATY. She straddled me and as I gently licked her private parts, she fondled her nipples. (She simply HAS to shave down there I kept thinking) Well after a short time, I began to feel her pelvis start to move to meet me, imperceptibly at first, then stronger and more forceful. Still even with her physical response there was not a sound uttered by her, not even heavy panting. Ok I thought, some response is better than no response as I kept licking focusing on her now hard clitoris, with the occasional lick to her lips and vagina. Her thrusts got harder and harder and she started grinding her clit against my nose. Not to break the mood, I kept on. By now, her ample Bush and my face is soaking wet. And she is not wanting me to take a break. Her movements were starting to get a bit erratic and I thought I was going to lose her, when suddenly she spasmed, clenching her large thighs together, capturing my face in her crotch as she released the most copious amounts of come I had ever seen or for sure felt, and at the same time letting out a scream that had me worried that her neighbors might think harm was befalling her. In the meantime I am literally suffocating, think water-boarding. With her thick Bush, and the huge amount of cum, I was literally drowning. I couldn't breathe. I squirmed and pushed to get her off of me, (which was next to impossible due to the compromised position I was in) and the more I squirmed, the tighter she gripped. OMG I thought, I am going to die like this. I have never been more afraid in my life. Well after what seemed like an eternity, I felt her thighs loosen up a bit and took the chance to grab a much needed gulp of air, whew I was saved. Well it was not over yet as she then proceeded to collapse on me from the sheer exhaustion of her orgasm. Again, she was pressing her thick, extremely wet, Bush against my face. As weak as she was, she was in some other state of mind because she was completely oblivious to my plight. After much wriggling, I was again able to breathe, enough to survive at least. Finally, she realized what was, and had, happened and got up profusely apologizing to me. As for me I was happy to be alive. Well let me tell you, little Jr. Was nowhere to be found. He was hiding and very afraid of this big woman. I went to the washroom and took a shower. Feeling better, I got back in bed, trying to find a dry spot of which there was hardly any. She went to work on me with such a sense of enthusiasm I was impressed as was Jr. Proceeded to mish and finished in a record time. I left with her asking how soon can we do this again? (thinking snorkel maybe?) Well I have to work up to this again, and sorry guys, I do NOT need any help as of yet with this one.
I hope this serves as a warning to all of you guys out there. Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.
Happy Holidays.
G2.
Trying the Craigslist route
So I must also commend Rocket, on his persistence on CL, seems like he has found the winning formula.
I posted an ad on Chicago and Milwaukee sites last week to fish a little bit. I got 2 responses pretty quick, which from what I read seems TGTBT. The first response I have a feeling may have been a dude, not sure why, but don't really want to find out. The second response came within minutes, seemed "legit" and called herself Wendy. SHe sent a G-Rated pic and hoped we could have dinner and "convo". She is hoping for a pic in return, which I guess I am okay with, but will crop my head off before sending. How do you go about finding out with these if they are looking to make money, or looking for a boyfriend? Are you just up front / blunt about what your looking for? Do you keep your ads vague, or do you post your cock in them and say I want a hot chick on this?
The Milwaukee ad returned squat.
Thanks,
Go4 MN (Not a Rocket Dork, I guess just a Dork!
Great Posts from Rocket and Genghis
[QUOTE=JoeD999;2740826]Awesome story! Thanks for sharing.[/QUOTE]I agree, two great posts that tell everyone about modern-day mongering. Thanks for sharing.