Massage Parlor Reports

Anyone seen this one?

[URL]https://rubrankings.com/united-states/district-of-columbia/washington/bodyrubs/body-rubs/relax-time-39050.html[/URL]

No reviews on the other site and hard to do a search on 3 letter names here.

Kept seeing ads for the services I like so stopped by this eve. I was met by Sara at the door. Short petite probably in her late 30's. Went for 30 min. Not a bad rub, but just a rub and roaming was unhindered. On the flip she asked about a HJ and I said I wanted a BJ. She said no and pushed the HJ. I told her just a massage then and she said covered BJ. Not what I was looking for. Ended up with just the rundown. Left her a picture of Jackson.

The ads hype the services here and I was very disappointed.

[QUOTE=Futuopedico;7533650]Kept seeing ads for the services I like so stopped by this eve. I was met by Sara at the door. Short petite probably in her late 30's. Went for 30 min. Not a bad rub, but just a rub and roaming was unhindered. On the flip she asked about a HJ and I said I wanted a BJ. She said no and pushed the HJ. I told her just a massage then and she said covered BJ. Not what I was looking for. Ended up with just the rundown. Left her a picture of Jackson.

The ads hype the services here and I was very disappointed.[/QUOTE]Guess the text is also all lies.

[QUOTE=WalkerC;7533384]Anyone seen this one?

[URL]https://rubrankings.com/united-states/district-of-columbia/washington/bodyrubs/body-rubs/relax-time-39050.html[/URL]

No reviews on the other site and hard to do a search on 3 letter names here.[/QUOTE]At least the first (and maybe more) picture is Elinda San on Twitter / X.

Looking to see if anyone has any recent recommendations at Haydee's in Sterling. They have such a large roster, surprised there's very little reporting. Thanks in advance.

*Posted this in the wrong forum last time.

There is an absolute smoke show at Angelia Spa. Her name is Amy and just had a very nice session with her. She stands about 5'2", jet black hair, banging body, and a beautiful face. I hand her the house and tip fee as my usual practice and she leaves the room and comes back after a couple of minutes. I like to get the fireworks started before the massage so we started a make out session at the edge of the bed. She then asks me to lie down and so my little man can enjoy a cat bath and a very enjoyable CBJ. She is very skilled in this department, but no DT. I asked her to switch to 69 so I could return the favor. I had to stop her before I blew my load. She scooted down for some RCG and then we switched to standing mish, standing doggy, back on the bed for a tight mish with DFK and that's all I could muster. Hot towels for cleanup. She asks me to go face down for the massage and it was actually very enjoyable! Amy gives a legit, relaxing, massage and she didn't short me on time. She has very good conversational English and plans to stay here long term. Treat her right fellas and don't forget to greet the Chinese ladies Kung Hei Fat Choi!

[QUOTE=Patch24m;7535115]There is an absolute smoke show at Angelia Spa. Her name is Amy and just had a very nice session with her. She stands about 5'2", jet black hair, banging body, and a beautiful face. I hand her the house and tip fee as my usual practice and she leaves the room and comes back after a couple of minutes. I like to get the fireworks started before the massage so we started a make out session at the edge of the bed. She then asks me to lie down and so my little man can enjoy a cat bath and a very enjoyable CBJ. She is very skilled in this department, but no DT. I asked her to switch to 69 so I could return the favor. I had to stop her before I blew my load. She scooted down for some RCG and then we switched to standing mish, standing doggy, back on the bed for a tight mish with DFK and that's all I could muster. Hot towels for cleanup. She asks me to go face down for the massage and it was actually very enjoyable! Amy gives a legit, relaxing, massage and she didn't short me on time. She has very good conversational English and plans to stay here long term. Treat her right fellas and don't forget to greet the Chinese ladies Kung Hei Fat Choi![/QUOTE]Amy is pretty great however this place suffers from no MMS present or lack of providers at certain times or bad scheduling. Told me to come at X time, got told at door to come back 30 min later. Came back and fell asleep on the table for another 30 minutes. She does give a pretty good massage and actually one of the most amazing ass massage I've ever gotten. Did get BBBJ before covered positions however I felt it was rushed because another monger rang the door.

[QUOTE=Patch24m;7535115]Treat her right fellas and don't forget to greet the Chinese ladies Kung Hei Fat Choi![/QUOTE]I thought that the majority of the Chinese girls in the AMPs are Mandarin speaking, not Cantonese? It would be a better bet to tell them xīand niáand kuàI lè (Sheen knee-an kwhy luh). Or you can just say Happy Chinese New Year to all the Chinese and Happy Lunar New Year to pretty much the rest of the Asians minus the Japanese LOL.

Thanks for the recommendations! I went to a few of them and loved it. Here's my brief.

Dale Massage. Decent massage for 20-30 min followed by a mechanical ST. Tight wad but not sure I'd go back.

Health. Only one gal available. Full Bs, slim, no English but she speaks English when she wants more tip, FS available and she was tight. Massage was meh. Typical Chinese fast house system.

King. A lot of fake info on other boards. Door is open but FS available but not professional for the price. You just pound her dune until milk-out.

Pine. Yoyo was assigned with me. Bushed. She's in her mid to late 50's. Slim. MM B's, you get what you looking for.

Rt. One - 3 girls available and all looked great. Coco is 5 ft 7" and toned body. Excellent English. Just position her lips over the spots you want to be sucked. Be aware!, she might suck the soul out of you. And top-tier level of massage.

Upstairs. Friendly staff. No head. Recommendable for a good massage & HJ finish. Standard tip.

Oasis - 2 girls working. Skipped Gilf and stopped at Nicole. Thin body with grabble Bs. Flat bottom. DS hurt for be because her ass was a bit too bony but it was tight.

[QUOTE=Trav;7531920]I was not aware they have a punch card. Been to Ocean /678 5 times last year. What does the card get you?

And does Amy look like the posted picture? And is she tall / short? I want to do a double next time. Wonder which combo work best and cost.

They have an amazing crew. I am so happy I live an hour away. Otherwise I will go broke.[/QUOTE]Card gets you a free 9th visit. Obviously house free only.

Amy was short but taller than Wendy. I have not seen any posted picture, Amy has a great body cute face and once you get the negotiation out the way she aims to please. She seems to enjoy making her customers happy.

[QUOTE=TaintLicker;7536224]Card gets you a free 9th visit. Obviously house free only.

Amy was short but taller than Wendy. I have not seen any posted picture, Amy has a great body cute face and once you get the negotiation out the way she aims to please. She seems to enjoy making her customers happy.[/QUOTE]Thanks! A double with Amy and Wendy may be in the works.

Here's Amy's advertise pics.

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/sterling-herndon-airport/13252101.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=PhoKing77;7535538]Amy is pretty great however this place suffers from no MMS present or lack of providers at certain times or bad scheduling. Told me to come at X time, got told at door to come back 30 min later. Came back and fell asleep on the table for another 30 minutes. She does give a pretty good massage and actually one of the most amazing ass massage I've ever gotten. Did get BBBJ before covered positions however I felt it was rushed because another monger rang the door.[/QUOTE]Based on past reviews.

Any info on this one? Can't seem to find much. [URL]https://rubrankings.com/united-states/district-of-columbia/washington/bodyrubs/body-rubs/massge-therapist-licensed-94699.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Boulder1028;7538323]Any info on this one? Can't seem to find much. [URL]https://rubrankings.com/united-states/district-of-columbia/washington/bodyrubs/body-rubs/massge-therapist-licensed-94699.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Looks to be a scam — multiple posts using the same pics based out of LA, I'd, and even the UK. Number didn't bring up any legit hits and seems like a scam all around.

Several times on here, mongers have posted about providers that offer BBFS only for it to not be true. These shill reviews are getting out of hand but, the mods don't do anything about them.

[QUOTE=BubbleBoi402;7538151]Based on past reviews.[/QUOTE]