"Activities List Available" - NOT!
Out of curiosity, I recently PM'd a couple of ladies I hadn't seen on P411 who had "Activities List Available" listed in the info sections of their P411 pages. P411 has recently been forced to move all overt references to erotic activities off their site, so I figured these would be something like the lists that were formerly available, just sent by PM to P411 clients. In both cases, I got back PMs asking something on the order of "What in the world are you talking about?" I'm a longtime registered client on P411, with lots of provider OKs, but I guess I shoulda known better, LOL.
Maliyah (MALL - AYE - AH)
Who said Monday sucks? Just when I thought things couldn't get better with Maliyah, I had my best visit EVER today. I know there's been a lot of fuss about lack of quality on BP, etc. Lately. For those fortunate enough to be on the "regular" list, I'd definitely take advantage before she goes away. Won't go into service details, but the visit was at lunch, and the ear-to-ear smile has still not left my face. This is less of a review and more of a THANK YOU. Plus, this forum is a great outlet, since I can't exactly tell my real life friends / colleagues and expect a high five in return. I can't really claim her as my "monger wife" and wouldn't want to since marriage has been a total letdown for me. Just a super cool chick who will be really missed when she pursues her next journey in life. MALIYAH, YOU ROCK! Providers / mongers take note. I truly feel like king for a day. On a separate note, I realized I've been mispronouncing her name all this time.
Poni's Interesting and Humorous Moments
Want to start my return on a lighter note and a little laugh: In all this crazy Mongering game that we play in, there's always that chance of having to face drama, being robbed, and having to deal w / the unknown just so we can have our dream. On the flip side, there can be lighter moments that you can either laugh at or cause you to think for a minute or two, because of the audacity of the moment.
I've compiled a list of few of my humorous and questionable times w / some of the providers that I have had a dream w /. I think about those moments now and just have a laugh.
"I don't do gangbangs. I have class".
-This convo was via text after I read a post from one of you Mongers suggesting a gangbang w / Ms. Loveless. I nearly lost it. In her own crazy verbiage, she had PMed out of the blue and mentioned that she wasn't retiring until she's 42. Replied w / "You'll probably keep escorting until your uterus falls out".
"I short-changed this guy because all he wanted was ass to mouth, ass to mouth, ass to mouth for (I forgot the amount)".
-I had mentioned to Alyssa / Wildcat that someone wrote a bad review about her and I inquired what was all that about. The way she said it made me crack up. One of you Mongers really wanted to get your freak on.
"My tits maybe fake, but I'm for real. ".
-Tia and I were having an argument about something stupid and the convo transgressed to other providers and "all the BS games they played". Not that she played any.
"I'm done sucking. I need some dick!
-There was a period of consecutive visits where all I wanted was some hovering and BLS. I guess KB got tired of not gettin hers. She may have been REALLY horny, because there was no upcharge for FS.
"Didn't I tell you NOT to cum in my ass!? Now it's going to be all in my panties".
-Jazzy (WS) kicked her grandma out of her own apartment so we can have our dream. I sincerely felt sorry for granny because she was wheel-chaired bound. I suggested just doing a car date. Jazzy was insistent and made granny cruise to Taco Bell. Mind you, she's in a wheel chair. Jazzy didn't want to use anything of hers to clean up with.
Poni: "Why don't you go in the bathroom, shit it out, and wipe your ass? Duuhh".
"You left a hickie on my tit. My mom is going to see it".
-25 years old Anna Marie and mom has some sort of control over her personal life to include her phone usage. This Connecticut brunette had one or two Jax post, but she stopped because she's either going back or she met a nice guy and wants to be faithful. Who knows? Doesn't answer my calls / texts anymore.
"Awww man! Not in my hair!
-Saw A Kat sometime after she just got back from the Lone Star state. She just got done showering when I picked her up and she smelled nice and clean. We did a car date and she had to shower and shampoo again after our dream due to my off target. BTW, she's cleaned up a lot staying off the street meds and staying UTR. She don't post for fear of going for a very long vacation. One more pop from Uncle, she goes away and loses custody. She actually has a job! This is a big 180 from the time I first saw her and she ripped me off.
"I've never done anal before".
-This is from our very first dream. When I arrived she told me she bought some lube and an ass toy. Jaynee wanted to "stretch out" before our dream. She had me apply lube and insert toy, because she was "inexperienced". Yeah, ok.
Brooklyn / Jade: "Do you want me to call you daddy?
Poni: "No, I just want you to hurry and finish so we can leave. I don't like where we're parked".
-Brooklyn suggested an "ideal" place which was an abandon lot that was surrounded by houses- owned DBs, monitored by Uncle. She didn't mention that bit of information until mid-dream.
JoAnn: "What is this!? Is this a tracking device?
Poni: "No. That's my garage door opener".
-JoAnn was a SWan, I had picked up off the north end of the 23rd state. She thought my garage door opener was some sort of LEO device. On the way to drop off, I told her there was an "unmarked" car following me. Could have made a house w / the bricks she shitted.
"If you don't quit making me gag, I'll hurl lunch all over you".
- Cheyenne was a Daytona dame residing off Ocean Blvd and I would see her quite often. She had three little chihuahuas that would literally just sit there and watch as I went to town on her. Sometimes the older one (Ceasar) would try to jump on the bed while we were K-9 (no pun intended) and she would throw things at him while we were in full groove.
__issy: "I don't do BBBJ, but I really want to please you".
-The very first time I wore a jacket. After that, uncovered BBBJ or I wasn't going to pick her up anymore.
Jessi: "You're time is up".
Poni: "I still have fifeen minutes".
Jessi: "According to my phone your thirty minutes is- Hey you seen my phone?
-I saw Jessie twice sometime in '14. She was a little older, but still rockin a bod. Don't know where she's at now.
Don't believe everything you read.
BSHM.
-PB.
