Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6313622]The idea of calling ahead ruined goldfinger for me. The whole idea of an AMP is to do no thinking other than count twenty dollar bills for the door and the tip. You just park, try not to breath in the yak meat being cooked in the staff lounge, and get face down ass up as fast as possible and wait till your 36-40 age massage professional come in. If a massage parlor is extremely well run, like 8155, you get a line up.

Well, goldfinger was call in central. You fookers calling in for Angela, Penny, Bella and the other one who farted in the room made me have to call in. So the last time I went I did call in for penny and she fucked me over and took some other dude when the lost in translation had me make a reservation for the sea empress in Gardena.

Guys who call in to MPs to make reservations masturbate in the shower and clean themselves with a sock, absolute savages. Having said that, I recently called ahead to luxe and reserved daisy.

The only place that I can understand not allowing walk ins is the Latina joint on Santa Monica. The place is a national treasure and they want you to call ahead for aroma therapy sessions. I get that. The only other FS available on the westside is from Mary's prolapsed asshole.[/QUOTE]My experience with calling in is, no matter who I ask for they are always there. Until I arrive, then they are "busy" "not here right now" or someone I've never seen walks in. It's a practice I've given up on, and gone with the whims of the Universe. Apparently, the Universe likes pudgy, middle aged, women with discount tit jobs.

Valley Blvd, La Puente.

Behind Dinos?

Anyone been their recently? Reports?

[QUOTE=App910;6315801]Valley Blvd, La Puente.

Behind Dinos?

Anyone been their recently? Reports?[/QUOTE]Maybe you'll get a better response in the SGV sub-forum.

Has anyone tried / had Nuru session? I'm fascinated by the videos and I remember when I started this hobby decades ago having B2 B massage but none with this gel.

Nowadays it's rare to see true B2 B offered let alone Nuru. Most of the time is just the girl running her tits on you while the stand to side but not real B2 B action.

20+years ago there were tons of place where you could get B2 B and I love that feeling of a body sliding on you, feeling it from my shoulders to my legs.

I had one favorite provider that she would see me after she got off work, had rubber sheets and liberally used baby oil everywhere and just slide on me.

First on my back with her hands doing some massaging but lots of sliding, then on the flip, more sliding then grinding me to completion. It was awesome. After a few visits she would put a jacket on junior and let me fuck her. No up charge.

I would say we became friends. I would help her with some errands, like when her car was dead, she'd call me to ask me if I could take her grocery shopping, to the bank and other places. We'd grab a bite from time to time but that was rare.

This lasted about a year before she left town. It was a sad day.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6313622]The idea of calling ahead ruined goldfinger for me. The whole idea of an AMP is to do no thinking other than count twenty dollar bills for the door and the tip. You just park, try not to breath in the yak meat being cooked in the staff lounge, and get face down ass up as fast as possible and wait till your 36-40 age massage professional come in. If a massage parlor is extremely well run, like 8155, you get a line up.

Well, goldfinger was call in central. You fookers calling in for Angela, Penny, Bella and the other one who farted in the room made me have to call in. So the last time I went I did call in for penny and she fucked me over and took some other dude when the lost in translation had me make a reservation for the sea empress in Gardena.

Guys who call in to MPs to make reservations masturbate in the shower and clean themselves with a sock, absolute savages. Having said that, I recently called ahead to luxe and reserved daisy.

The only place that I can understand not allowing walk ins is the Latina joint on Santa Monica. The place is a national treasure and they want you to call ahead for aroma therapy sessions. I get that. The only other FS available on the westside is from Mary's prolapsed asshole.[/QUOTE]Man last time I seen her nothing on her menu has changed. Went about 4 weeks ago to see her and that place was fucking cold inside. She laughed when she saw how cold my pecker was LOL. But it grew to a beast. Hey who's that other gal she works with is she worth the visit? Hate that parking in back. Amazing how she's been around so long and had a tighter pussy than before. That's proof that there's vagina plastic surgeons tightening up the kitty.

[QUOTE=TaxiTaxi;6291737]Paradise Spa is one of my go-to's when I have an itch that only hot oil on my balls can scratch, and I've been going there for a couple of years. Typical HE place, nothing special really.[/QUOTE]Do you know where Yumi went? I used to frequent here and always saw Yumi. She'd let me always daty / fiv here for he finish. Sad lost contact with her after pandemic.

[QUOTE=JohnRichard;6309259]I just started new job in Whittier and would appreciate some pointers. Rm shows some on Washington and Whittier blvds near my work. Any suggestions of specific girls or locations would be great. So also current rates. I have seen rates in IE go to 1. 2 plus entry. Is that enough in this area?[/QUOTE]There's a bunch of places on whittier between the toyota dealership and beach. It's been a while since I've been that direction, but in my experience it was just older asian run joints that did. 4 door and 1. 2 for FS. There was one that had younger Chinese girls that rotated all the time but they closed a few months back.

[QUOTE=Socalox;6310095]Anyone know any parlors or spas that are FS? In Ktown? Prefer Korean girls maybe Thai. You could dm me location. Young or hot milfs. I will be there tomorrow wanted to make a stop. Not trying to use the agencies. Anything helps thanks.[/QUOTE]Did you have any luck, please DM me what you found out, I'm in Ktown once a week or so and I've never found a good place.

Monday and Tuesday are a bust here'.

Susan. Even some monger on maps said she is over 40. That usually gets you banned on that site. She is close to 50. Looks like a sleestack.

Cindy. I was spying on the place from across the street and saw her walk out of a door and talk to a monger. The monger, a fucken zoomer in shorts walked out with a wet spot. Who the fuck goes to an MP in shorts? I have seen Cindy before, and her tits are dead common, and she is just a rush job.

Kiki. Older 36-40 (minus 10) gal who had a reservation and was not available. Unreal.

She encouraged me to come back Wednesday.

Anyone try this Massage pro this year? [URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/42490/[/URL].

Does she still offer extras? Any recent reviews.

[QUOTE=IAmGib1;6319665]Anyone try this Massage pro this year? [URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/42490/[/URL].

Does she still offer extras? Any recent reviews.[/QUOTE]She is a hot young Asian, but the pics are not accurate. She is even more beautiful in person.

[QUOTE=IAmGib1;6319665]Anyone try this Massage pro this year? [URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/42490/[/URL].

Does she still offer extras? Any recent reviews.[/QUOTE]First time I saw her it was anything goes FS and she was pretty good. Then I saw her ad says only massage so I never went back. She was damn good though.

[QUOTE=AsianPussy;6318748]Did you have any luck, please DM me what you found out, I'm in Ktown once a week or so and I've never found a good place.[/QUOTE]No luck no one wants to share the locations.

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If anyone has experience with this place please let me know. Any recommendations would be appreciated. My first LA parlor. Cheers.

[QUOTE=IAmGib1;6319665]Anyone try this Massage pro this year? [URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/42490/[/URL].

Does she still offer extras? Any recent reviews.[/QUOTE]She used to work out of her apartment in Hollywood. No massage table back then. Her kids were in the next room too. Great body. She has history in the SFV.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6319847]She is a hot young Asian, but the pics are not accurate. She is even more beautiful in person.[/QUOTE]LOL. Her pics are real and I am not sure 47 yrs. Old qualified as a HYA but she does have a decent body and gives a fair massage when I saw her a few years ago when she was offering extras at her place in Hollywood.

I am wondering what her current menu is? Since her ads do not mention anything but massage.

[QUOTE=BenHenderson;6320037]Looking for a good parlor. I was looking at this one [URL]https://elpinky.com/united-states/california/los-angeles/torrance-hawthorne/escorts/female/323-395-2533-new-asianbbfs-sex-girlsbbbj69kiss-85784.html[/URL].

If anyone has experience with this place please let me know. Any recommendations would be appreciated. My first LA parlor. Cheers.[/QUOTE]Google is your friend. Compose a search query and away you go. [URL]www.Rubmaps.ch[/URL] might help you too.

I cannot believe I am doing this. Giving you all these leads are wasted, but I was talking to Mitch and Murray.

The parlor is wharf. If you cannot figure out where that is, the hint is there is something called the westside. All the woman on the westside have long legs and brains. Unlike Downey, humans have evolved here such that the woman are on a strict spinach and ice chips diet, take Adderall and purge to keep their figure.

The owner of wharf created Goldfinger which, before he sold the joint, gave some of the greatest handGjobs since the Leslie at the pearl trick pad. There was ball teasing, ass fingering, no rushing, checking for oil, tit sucking, you name the depraved sexual activity other than full service, head, or playing horseshoes on your cock with onion rings, it was there.

So, you know the prospects for wharf are promising. This is not CEO or oriental or sun or other nonsense places on Pico. This has standards and there is no fat Thai woman who has her feet available for sucking.

Monday and Tuesday are weak as water here, but Wednesday is as delightful as watching Le Bron read Kierkegaard and tweet about existentialism. Wharf is clean, has a back entrance so you can do the post nut walk in private and, from what I can tell for you fucken deviants, the toilet is a thing of beauty much like the shower at the Gangnam girls incall (very good water pressure, but shitty talent).

I walk in and Kiki the hag mamasan is running the place as efficiently as my fish counter at Vons. I did not have to wait for her to bark at me for the 40 bucks. I told her that I would rather have my dick bitten off by a school of Pomeranians than have her massage me.

So she tells me Dora is available and she shrieks for Dora like she is complaining about as loud as the sound a hot young Asian makes when a monger on Sawtelle makes her cum.

So in walks Dora from the back. Boys, I have to tell you, if Dora was working on Sawtelle, the corner of sawtelle and national would have more activity than the USS enterprise during the filming of top gun.

If Dora is over 35 I will eat my Vons overalls. She has actually cool tats and has a body. She has to be more than 5 foot 4, she wore a mask during session but her face is so nice I would gladly let her rim me.

I get in the room and I am face down. Dora does a terrible massage for almost 14 minutes. Unfortunately there is no teasing and the conversation relating to the historiography of world war 2 nonfiction relating to the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki was just not what I expected.

She then went for a hot towel and commanded me to turn over. Note that she did leave the room when the phone rang, as I assume she is answering calls for prop bets on how fast Lebron will give a dumb speech after he breaks the NBA scoring record.

She has me flip over and gives me a quiz that included a pass fail based on getting 40 out of 50 state capitals and asking me who I have seen before. I mentioned Susan, Tiffany and Cindy, and she said "oh, you regular customer and have 10 inch shlong".

So she pulls off the towel, and I am not going into the whole physics of my hard cock in her hand, but it went to 100 for her to take off her top and pants to her panties, and I had to pay now.

So I did and let me tell you boys, her ass is so pert that you could easily eat a papa john's pizza off of it without a mushroom falling off (I know, what the fuck does that mean). Her tits have these nipples that are so pointy and big that they made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs! I mean her nipples have outrun Imperial star ships, not the local bulk-cruisers, mind you, I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now.

Those things are as tasty as a Mike and Ikes in the Sahara.

Alas, although Dora's body is scrumptious, her penis work is not stellar. She is a work in progress as to jerking off, but man is she fun to be in the same room as.

She let me go over time and did that stupid thing were she covers the geyser with her free hand. That is Newtonian level backwardness. Ejaculation is not a force it is a relativistic emergent force based on the acceleration of the universe and the bending of space time.

I did not get her schedule.

I left out the back and.

You guys have a preference between Thai or Chinese?

I prefer Thai as they put in some effort into the massage and generally appear to have some customer appreciation. The Chinese spots don't put any effort into the massage and are always haggling about the tip no matter what. Also a lot of grannies at the Chinese.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6322049]So she pulls off the towel, and I am not going into the whole physics of my hard cock in her hand, but it went to 100 for her to take off her top and pants to her panties, and I had to pay now.[/QUOTE]She sounds hot. So I understand, you paid $160? Was there perhaps a little more action than the HJ that I'm reading into? Playing with boobs? Kitty? BTW, I looked the place up and recognized your poetic and humorous style of writing elsewhere. Had to be you. ;p.

[QUOTE=BoulderBoy;6324355]She sounds hot. So I understand, you paid $160? Was there perhaps a little more action than the HJ that I'm reading into? Playing with boobs? Kitty? BTW, I looked the place up and recognized your poetic and humorous style of writing elsewhere. Had to be you. ;p.[/QUOTE]You can ask for more time at the door, but they really want you to just do a half hour. The half is 40 american. The tip is 100. So 140 out.

I got to feel her titties, suck on them like I was a newborn found in the Nile, and grab her tight as a snare drum ass.

The panties stayed on.

I was going to hit the wharf tonight, but the scene was off the chain.

First some dude who looked part construction worker, part fat fuck, was moping around on his phone in front of the place. He finally goes in, and was like in the foyer for five minutes and then came out.

I was going to go in, but saw that Kiki or Cici the hag mamasan was doing flight deck control, and then I saw a girl with orange hair who looked nice in a wife beater, and I was about to go in but I almost collided with some west side neo liberal feminist going to Sasabune and she gave me the look of death, so I went to the back, and in the back parking lot was some sort of shit show involving a family parking to get into Sasabune and a guy giving them shit about blocking other cars, so I busted back to the front and some fucken tall bald headed thin fucken boomer walked right in front of me, put on a mask and rolled in. He also spent about 5 minutes chatting with the mamasan and some other fooker who looked like Newman from Seinfeld could not even get in.

I went to that god awful sauna place just down the block on Santa Monica. Horrible.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6324577]I was going to hit the wharf tonight, but the scene was off the chain.

First some dude who looked part construction worker, part fat fuck, was moping around on his phone in front of the place. He finally goes in, and was like in the foyer for five minutes and then came out.

I was going to go in, but saw that Kiki or Cici the hag mamasan was doing flight deck control, and then I saw a girl with orange hair who looked nice in a wife beater, and I was about to go in but I almost collided with some west side neo liberal feminist going to Sasabune and she gave me the look of death, so I went to the back, and in the back parking lot was some sort of shit show involving a family parking to get into Sasabune and a guy giving them shit about blocking other cars, so I busted back to the front and some fucken tall bald headed thin fucken boomer walked right in front of me, put on a mask and rolled in. He also spent about 5 minutes chatting with the mamasan and some other fooker who looked like Newman from Seinfeld could not even get in.

I went to that god awful sauna place just down the block on Santa Monica. Horrible.[/QUOTE]They haven't created a separate entrance for you yet? How disrespectful, forcing you to walk amongst the peasants. Shame, shame to this wooden pier structure based establishment!

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;6324861]They haven't created a separate entrance for you yet? How disrespectful, forcing you to walk amongst the peasants. Shame, shame to this wooden pier structure based establishment![/QUOTE]They let me in through the alley, but I am trying to scope out the talent so as not to be in the presence of the mamasan. Also, I guess good news for them, I was exposed to the big c19 and this morning have a sore throat that will require me going down on Mary and sucking her cum juice for healing.

I am thinking of heading back to the luxe spa which is just down the street from wharf. But who is their neighbor? It appears to be some sort of cult and there is a sign that says "maze room" or something. There are always fookers hanging out and just looking around.

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Anyone been here? I am worried the girls might crush my penor. Or, worse, fart and vaporize me.

Going to be visiting family at the end of this month, looking for some mileage in East LA area between Whittier and Huntington Park. Any info would be great.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6325204][URL]https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/lax/22857158.html[/URL]

Anyone been here? I am worried the girls might crush my penor. Or, worse, fart and vaporize me.[/QUOTE]Yes good sir. I wrote a review about Lily in my post #8171 (summary: not good!) Looks like they halved their prices since I went there, so half off getting your nuts smashed.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6325201]I am thinking of heading back to the luxe spa which is just down the street from wharf. But who is their neighbor? It appears to be some sort of cult and there is a sign that says "maze room" or something. There are always fookers hanging out and just looking around.[/QUOTE]They've been there forever, never an issue. I believe there's an arcade in there also.

[QUOTE=Juggernault91;6312824]Decided to stop by the MP after work only to see a sting in process. Looks like All seasons will be put of commission for a while. Sad because I was starting to become a regular.[/QUOTE]Open sign was on this morning (2/6). Management answered phone. Maybe trap? Or real?

[QUOTE=DontTouchThat;6326457]They've been there forever, never an issue. I believe there's an arcade in there also.[/QUOTE]Next door is one of those "Solve the Mystery / Crime locations. You and a fine group of your pals, besties, crew go from room to room in the maze trying to solve the "Who Did It".

On the 2nd floor of a strip mall next to the famous Skin and Body on SM Blvd above Pricilla's favorite authentic pizza shop where they fly in the Burrata straight from Puglia fresh on Thursdays.

It's also called Pattya Thai massage on rm maps.

Had a nice experience with Mimi. She was at the front and I think the only one there. I would say she's closer to 30 than 40 and mildly attractive.

60 to the house for the hr and 60 tip. Mimi started me off with a nice medium pressure massage, mostly walking on my back, but nothing uncomfortable. When she oiled me up she worked my gluts and hammys really good along with some light teasing. After confirming several times if "I had been here before" and "who I see" I made it pretty clear I knew how things worked around here.

She was insistent on the tip upfront which was pretty annoying. But was accommodating after that.

On the flip she sat facing me in between my knees and went to work. She was into it and was at least giving some cheeky smiles and having fun.

I've had better with Luxe across the street if you get a good girl, but this was a pretty good low key spot that I don't think will ever be too busy for you.

Oh and it's curtains not closed doors.

Ciao Bella.

Does anyone have an information on lekaren in El Monte, CA.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/lekaren25/?hl=en[/URL]

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6318764]Monday and Tuesday are a bust here'.

Susan. Even some monger on maps said she is over 40. That usually gets you banned on that site. She is close to 50. Looks like a sleestack.

Cindy. I was spying on the place from across the street and saw her walk out of a door and talk to a monger. The monger, a fucken zoomer in shorts walked out with a wet spot. Who the fuck goes to an MP in shorts? I have seen Cindy before, and her tits are dead common, and she is just a rush job.

Kiki. Older 36-40 (minus 10) gal who had a reservation and was not available. Unreal.

She encouraged me to come back Wednesday.[/QUOTE]Haha! That was probably me in the shorts visiting cindy. Next time say hi and we'll get a beer.

[QUOTE=Jbjb1983;6327931]Haha! That was probably me in the shorts visiting cindy. Next time say hi and we'll get a beer.[/QUOTE]This zoomer was pretty young looking, but man it was fucken cold outside. Not sure how you did not get cock-grene.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6324577]I was going to hit the wharf tonight, but the scene was off the chain.

First some dude who looked part construction worker, part fat fuck, was moping around on his phone in front of the place. He finally goes in, and was like in the foyer for five minutes and then came out.

I was going to go in, but saw that Kiki or Cici the hag mamasan was doing flight deck control, and then I saw a girl with orange hair who looked nice in a wife beater, and I was about to go in but I almost collided with some west side neo liberal feminist going to Sasabune and she gave me the look of death, so I went to the back, and in the back parking lot was some sort of shit show involving a family parking to get into Sasabune and a guy giving them shit about blocking other cars, so I busted back to the front and some fucken tall bald headed thin fucken boomer walked right in front of me, put on a mask and rolled in. He also spent about 5 minutes chatting with the mamasan and some other fooker who looked like Newman from Seinfeld could not even get in.

I went to that god awful sauna place just down the block on Santa Monica. Horrible.[/QUOTE]So, you gave me great intel the last time with 8155. I only come into LA every so often and now I see you're talking Wharf. Do I need to add that to the list? I did like the idea of being able to choose from providers that looked like they walked out of a 1990's United Colors of Benetton ad.

[QUOTE=CalValencia;6328034]So, you gave me great intel the last time with 8155. I only come into LA every so often and now I see you're talking Wharf. Do I need to add that to the list? I did like the idea of being able to choose from providers that looked like they walked out of a 1990's United Colors of Benetton ad.[/QUOTE]Let me show you my charts:

I may, and I know it is as rare for me to exaggerate as the FBI uses its portfolio over national security matters for the political goals of the justice department, have exaggerated a bit.

First off, within the civilized areas of Los Angeles, so I exclude areas like Rosemead, Lomita and that colossal goat fuck of a place called Downey, 8155 is the best place to fuck a non-asian. The place has the sanitation quality of a VD clinic on skid row. The mamasan is greedier than the fucken owners of the dodgers (9 dollars for a dishwater boiled hodog make of lips and pekckers? The front area looks like the crowd at a Humaniplex gang bang. But fuck me if the girls there are not just in general worthy of great platitudes.

As for the wharf, it has it pluses. It is cleaner than Buckingham palace. It is located in an area that you will not get shot at. There are no grannies. However, it appears the owner is still marshaling his sales force. I would not consider wharf a destination resort just yet.

There is a new place at 238_ Westwood, I am going to check that out shortly.

[QUOTE=LaBamba1234;6327698]Does anyone have an information on lekaren in El Monte, CA.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/lekaren25/?hl=en[/URL][/QUOTE]Bigger then pics but nice and budget friendly see my post on her.

Ok boyos. This is mission critical. We have a chance to mold an MP to our (well my) liking.

My liking is petite Asian woman who do not smell like garlic shoved up an asshole, with small naturals, a big fucken Bush, small hands to make my 10 inch dick look even bigger, finger well shoved far up my asshole, and absolutely no grannies.

238* Westwood, called blue tide massage, just opened.

They took over for a harp store??

The signage is pure handjob central. They literally have signs up saying "massage place new. All young girls, soft massaggee".

There are three reviews on maps in three days.

I am digging for information on corporate form, but getting nowhere.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6328770]Ok boyos. This is mission critical. We have a chance to mold an MP to our (well my) liking.

My liking is petite Asian woman who do not smell like garlic shoved up an asshole, with small naturals, a big fucken Bush, small hands to make my 10 inch dick look even bigger, finger well shoved far up my asshole, and absolutely no grannies.

238* Westwood, called blue tide massage, just opened.

They took over for a harp store??

The signage is pure handjob central. They literally have signs up saying "massage place new. All young girls, soft massaggee".

There are three reviews on maps in three days.

I am digging for information on corporate form, but getting nowhere.[/QUOTE]The reviews all seem to indicate granny tugshack, what's the interest in this one?