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One of my regulars from Tallahassee text me this yesterday. I hope it doesn't offend anyone:

As a plane is loosing power, a pilot comes on and says."sorry it had to come to this folks but we've already let the luggage go & the plane continues to loose speed. I hate its come to this but we have to start releasing passengers by alphabetical order beginning with the letter "A" of course. So here goes." African Americans?"No One. Ok now "B" Black people any black people?" Still no one answers."Ok now "see" any colored people?" Again silence. A Black kid turns to his mom and says,"Hey mom arent we african american colored and black?" The mom responds "No son today we "niggas", let them mexicans go first!" The black kid then turns to a mexican sitting across from him and laughs. The mexican kid laughs back and says,"Today I'm a "wetback" so get ready to jump "my nigga"! ROTFLMAO! Like I said I really hope this doesn't offend anyone and my apologies if it does!

JADA69

Absolutely hillarious Jada. Needed that for sure!

[QUOTE=Jada69; 1288642]One of my regulars from Tallahassee text me this yesterday. I hope it doesn't offend anyone:

As a plane is loosing power, a pilot comes on and says."sorry it had to come to this folks but we've already let the luggage go & the plane continues to loose speed. I hate its come to this but we have to start releasing passengers by alphabetical order beginning with the letter "A" of course. So here goes." African Americans?"No One. Ok now "B" Black people any black people?" Still no one answers."Ok now "see" any colored people?" Again silence. A Black kid turns to his mom and says,"Hey mom arent we african american colored and black?" The mom responds "No son today we "niggas", let them mexicans go first!" The black kid then turns to a mexican sitting across from him and laughs. The mexican kid laughs back and says,"Today I'm a "wetback" so get ready to jump "my nigga"! ROTFLMAO! Like I said I really hope this doesn't offend anyone and my apologies if it does!

JADA69[/QUOTE]

Jackson and his crew will open a thread specifically for jokes. Soon. Please.

Met with annette again, I was in the area and felt like doing something, nothing special tho. 35 and a pack of smoke. I think she's getting really desperate for cash. Cardate, didn't take too long, always feels kinda sketchy. But yeah nothing worth reporting but felt like reporting anyways LOL probably last time I go to her. If anyone knows anyone clean in the east Orlando area, PLEASE LOL, help me save some gas and let me know LOL.

I would love to find somone fairly young, and good looking in the Altamonte area, or at least not miles away, clean, nice personality and great BBBJ are what I'm looking for.

Thanks for any help.

Hi all, I was wondering which forum would be appropriate to post an open invite to anyone who might want to participate in a "recreational" gathering with a girl I met online? I thought about posting in craigslist but thought I would be swarmed with riff raff if I did that.

Thanks, daycruiser

[QUOTE=DayCruiser; 1289309]Hi all, I was wondering which forum would be appropriate to post an open invite to anyone who might want to participate in a "recreational" gathering with a girl I met online? I thought about posting in craigslist but thought I would be swarmed with riff raff if I did that.

Thanks, daycruiser[/QUOTE]Frankly, CL is probably a good palce to start. LOL

[QUOTE=DayCruiser; 1289309]Hi all, I was wondering which forum would be appropriate to post an open invite to anyone who might want to participate in a "recreational" gathering with a girl I met online? I thought about posting in craigslist but thought I would be swarmed with riff raff if I did that.

Thanks, daycruiser[/QUOTE]Maybe Jackson can make a Non-pro section as well as a jokes folder on here. Mind you I have no problems with the jokes, love them, breaks up the monger chat some.

I recently called a recommended Orlando BackPage girl. I wanted to confirm her pricing and read right from her ad, or so I thought. She did not have anything about dollars just the number. When I put dollars in front of it she said something about not doing anything for money because that would be illegal and hung up.

Of course we all know that everyone of the girls on BackPage only performs legal services. However, they do so for money. Also legal. I had no interest in discussing any illegal services with her. If I had, she should have just hung up. I just was confirming what was in her ad and was going to ask about the cost of extending the time.

I thought her actions were paranoid and pretty silly. Same with the cryptic notation for how much is paid for services. Unless the girls are now taking Pesos, everyone is paying in dollars, not roses, chocolates or anything else. There is no problem with saying that. If it makes you uncomfortable, just write 140. But this $.40 notation (which does have a $ in it) is just confusing, unnecessary and has no legal significance either way.

[QUOTE=TylerDurdan1;1288906]Met with annette again, I was in the area and felt like doing something, nothing special tho. 35 and a pack of smoke. I think she's getting really desperate for cash. Cardate, didn't take too long, always feels kinda sketchy. But yeah nothing worth reporting but felt like reporting anyways LOL probably last time I go to her. If anyone knows anyone clean in the east Orlando area, PLEASE LOL, help me save some gas and let me know LOL.[/QUOTE][url]Www.Stephanieluvsgfe.com[/url]

Great girl on the east side

Tyler,

You might have noticed the link that IamSamSanford posted for Stephanie no longer works, that's because she's no longer working as a LuvsGFE girl, but has gone out on her own! She does incalls and outcalls, and I've tried several times to paste a good link for her ad here, which shows her new email address and new phone number, but Jackson's site won't allow it. You can PM me for her details, if Jackson doesn't delete this post as being a "Third Party Adverstisment", like he did my others, even though he's allowing others to post reviews and contact info about non-advertised Providers. Stephanie is a well known full GFE Provider, and definitely worth a visit! She requires screening, so be ready to provider two names of Providers that will vouch for you, or if you've seen one of the LuvsGFE girls that can vouch for you, you're all set.

I'm posting two of her photos from her ad, and one of my own I took of her! And yes, she looks as good as her photos!

Be Safe & Have Fun!

GM

[QUOTE=TylerDurdan1;1288906]Met with annette again, I was in the area and felt like doing something, nothing special tho. 35 and a pack of smoke. I think she's getting really desperate for cash. Cardate, didn't take too long, always feels kinda sketchy. But yeah nothing worth reporting but felt like reporting anyways LOL probably last time I go to her. If anyone knows anyone clean in the east Orlando area, PLEASE LOL, help me save some gas and let me know LOL.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=IamSamSanford; 1289731][url]Www.Stephanieluvsgfe.com[/url]

Great girl on the east side[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the catch GenevaMan, sorry for the bad link. I have not used her site in a long time, I typically contact her via text (as a returning customer). Hope the change works for her, she is one of my favorites.

[QUOTE=GenevaMan; 1290040]Tyler,

You might have noticed the link that IamSamSanford posted for Stephanie no longer works, that's because she's no longer working as a LuvsGFE girl, but has gone out on her own! She does incalls and outcalls, and I've tried several times to paste a good link for her ad here, which shows her new email address and new phone number, but Jackson's site won't allow it. You can PM me for her details, if Jackson doesn't delete this post as being a "Third Party Adverstisment", like he did my others, even though he's allowing others to post reviews and contact info about non-advertised Providers. Stephanie is a well known full GFE Provider, and definitely worth a visit! She requires screening, so be ready to provider two names of Providers that will vouch for you, or if you've seen one of the LuvsGFE girls that can vouch for you, you're all set.

I'm posting two of her photos from her ad, and one of my own I took of her! And yes, she looks as good as her photos!

Be Safe & Have Fun!

GM[/QUOTE]

Here is the correct link for Stephanie:

[url]http://stephanieluvsgfe.escort-site.com/.[/url]

As I said, she is one of my favorites.

[QUOTE=IamSamSanford;1291137]Thanks for the catch GenevaMan, sorry for the bad link. I have not used her site in a long time, I typically contact her via text (as a returning customer). Hope the change works for her, she is one of my favorites.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Florida Jim;1291709]Nana is wonderful and she is a working girl that needs support. Financial support. Please see my review of her and offer to support what I am saying. Posting things like "she has a cheap price guys. Run don't walk to see her." is not all that helpful. If she could raise her rate and get quality clients she would be perfect and not a spent jaded woman. I am asking for your help and would appreciate some of your support.[/QUOTE]Quote. FloridaJim "There is additional thoughts I have since providing the review. First NaNa has 2 daughters she is a single mom too. They deserve their mom to support them and this is the way she does it. Let's start a fund for her as well as pay her a little extra for the time she allows you to have. I am one to say she should get from her clients respect and don't be afraid to offer her more money. If we start the help NaNa Fund we can donate to it and she can get it anonymously if that is your preference. I think if we each kick her an extra 100 when we see her she will be better and more fun, if that is even possible, and appreciative. Please lets get a discussion going here if you have seen her in the past and only come around when she lowers her price then be a man and be generous.

Are you joking or do you have some serious screws loose? You haven't been on this site for the time it takes to make a cup of coffee, yet you have decided how much a provider should get for a donation, tell hobbyists not to post that they should run to go see her, hint that Nana is a spent jaded woman, give out to much personal info about her and her family, and ask hobbyists to start a separate $100 a visit on top of the regular donation fund for her?

Dude, she is an excellent provider and has great reviews. She is not jaded at all. More importantly, why don't you let her set her own donation request. If she wants it higher, she can do it, she does not need you doing it for her on this site or setting up trust funds for her. If you are so concerned why don't you see her once a week and give her a grand for her trust fund, this way you don't lose anymore sleep and she is financially set.

Quote "Florida Jim". If we start the help NaNa Fund we can donate to it and she can get it anonymously if that is your preference. I think if we each kick her an extra 100 when we see her she will be better and more fun, if that is even possible, and appreciative.

I laughed my ass off at this post thinking it was another joke, that was until I realized it was not a joke but a serious post. There are some serious things wrong with Florida Jim and his 2 posts about this subject.