Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Fit312;6550069]Funny you should mention that. I did the rounds on Saturday and met Apple at Orange and Summer at Archer. Apple was kinda cute and flirty, so I went back this morning even though one of the regulars had beat me to it. I went inside and asked for Apple, but Coco with the tattoo on her wrist tried to lead me to a room. She didn't speak any English and I didn't like how things were going, so I bailed out. Needless to say, the pictures on the web site were not of these two girls. I had re-upped on RubMaps this morning to get some intel on Summer and someone claimed to have had a good session with her for $150 after house fee and mentioned a big tattoo on her leg. I went to Archer and floated that number after a little negotiation and got BBBJ, DATY, LFK, and CFS in multiple positions. Chatted a bit with Helen afterwards who is a taller woman from Flushing, Queens. Smoked a doob and went to Starbucks before stopping by 819. Was not pleased to see that there was a doorman there, but spoke to Angela briefly before hitting the road and snooping around the Grand / Chicago area. It's the least I can do as the Junior Ambassador or my name isn't FuckIt216![/QUOTE]You forgot to change your persona. Or am I seeing things hahaha.

Went to this spa. Always drive by it and saw free indoor parking. Called the number as I pulled in the driveway. They opened the door and told to park in space 2. Went in saw 3 young girls sitting their. I picked Esther. Great personality and massage. On the flip she ask me what I like. I left happy. I tipped the new going rate. You might see a familiar face running the place. It's worth checking out.

[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;6551776]Went to this spa. Always drive by it and saw free indoor parking. Called the number as I pulled in the driveway. They opened the door and told to park in space 2. Went in saw 3 young girls sitting their. I picked Esther. Great personality and massage. On the flip she ask me what I like. I left happy. I tipped the new going rate. You might see a familiar face running the place. It's worth checking out.[/QUOTE]I do not post often in this Chicago forum because I am mostly in LA. Is this the norm for a review?

With such weak AF information like:

"left happy".
"new going rate".
"great personality".
"3 young girls".

You got some brass balls to say, "worth checking out" to finish this review.

If this is the norm here, please accept my apology.

So I texted ahead, and they urged me to 'come now. ' I arrived, and Amy was busy with someone else. I waited I think ten minutes? Not a huge deal to me, but I'm patient and some guys aren't, so take that as you will.

Amy was tall, about 5'7", and had a great body. Pretty face, big tits, pretty curvy, not a hardbody but I was happy. Did not match any of the pics they sent me, but it was not a problem. Weak English.

We spent a lot of time in the table shower. She got naked and washed me head to toe, and rubbed soap all over me with her tits. She rinsed out my butt and rimmed me, which was a first. Lots of tongue bathing. It was, I dunno, not super hot for me? She was friendly, not really into me, but not distant or hostile or anything. Lots of eye contact, but not hot. There was a connection, but not really a sexual connection.

We got back to the room and she wants to 69. She throws a leg over and sits properly on my face, I didn't have to sit up to munch away, like I seem to have to often. Pretty clean, not super wet. The suck was good. Not chrome off a trailer hitch good, but I CIM.

They listed a bunch of stuff for the $300 hour over the $200 hour. We hit a lot of it but not all of it. No DFK, no GFE. No 2 pops. (no PIV.).

We finished early, so I asked for a massage, which I did need. She did ok. It wasn't completely half-assed like you get in a lot of FS places. I've had better, I've had worse.

I wasn't unhappy with the experience. I feel like there was a lot of focus on stuff that didn't do much for me. Tongue bathing, rimming. Meh. Rub the titties in my face, sweetheart, not on my back.

I would recommend if you like that stuff. If I went back and pulled her again, I would want to take charge and give more direction.

There was another girl I saw coming out of a room when I was coming out of the shower. She was very smiley and friendly, but it was brief. Maybe Judy?

[QUOTE=Perversity;6551864]There was another girl I saw coming out of a room when I was coming out of the shower. She was very smiley and friendly, but it was brief. Maybe Judy?[/QUOTE]That would be her. I saw her last week and she didn't have much idea of what to do with a dick for a girl with a tattoo on her hand, but her pussy was accommodating. Nice tits.

[QUOTE=LC310;6551782]I do not post often in this Chicago forum because I am mostly in LA. Is this the norm for a review?

With such weak AF information like:

"left happy".
"new going rate".
"great personality".
"3 young girls".

You got some brass balls to say, "worth checking out" to finish this review.

If this is the norm here, please accept my apology.[/QUOTE]LOL. You'll get absolute garbage info here for the most part. Tons of shills or promoters pumping up their girls and / or spa and the rest is garbage info like this that doesn't say anything at all. I've almost completely ceased giving info here or on RM because it's the same. So many lurkers that go to spas but don't contribute anything either for fear of being outed for giving a review or because the girl asked them not to say anything so they don't "out of respect" because they think the girl is going to fall in love with them and don't realize she messages all her friends in the MP community about his small weiner immediately after he walks out the door. I'll save you time and tell you this place is only worth visiting if you want L1 with a pretty good massage from 35-45 yo mid provider. The free covered parking is convenient though.

Where is this located?

[QUOTE=Perversity;6551864]So I texted ahead, and they urged me to 'come now. ' I arrived, and Amy was busy with someone else. I waited I think ten minutes? Not a huge deal to me, but I'm patient and some guys aren't, so take that as you will.

Amy was tall, about 5'7", and had a great body. Pretty face, big tits, pretty curvy, not a hardbody but I was happy. Did not match any of the pics they sent me, but it was not a problem. Weak English.

We spent a lot of time in the table shower. She got naked and washed me head to toe, and rubbed soap all over me with her tits. She rinsed out my butt and rimmed me, which was a first. Lots of tongue bathing. It was, I dunno, not super hot for me? She was friendly, not really into me, but not distant or hostile or anything. Lots of eye contact, but not hot. There was a connection, but not really a sexual connection.

We got back to the room and she wants to 69. She throws a leg over and sits properly on my face, I didn't have to sit up to munch away, like I seem to have to often. Pretty clean, not super wet. The suck was good. Not chrome off a trailer hitch good, but I CIM.

They listed a bunch of stuff for the $300 hour over the $200 hour. We hit a lot of it but not all of it. No DFK, no GFE. No 2 pops. (no PIV.).

We finished early, so I asked for a massage, which I did need. She did ok. It wasn't completely half-assed like you get in a lot of FS places. I've had better, I've had worse.

I wasn't unhappy with the experience. I feel like there was a lot of focus on stuff that didn't do much for me. Tongue bathing, rimming. Meh. Rub the titties in my face, sweetheart, not on my back.

I would recommend if you like that stuff. If I went back and pulled her again, I would want to take charge and give more direction.

There was another girl I saw coming out of a room when I was coming out of the shower. She was very smiley and friendly, but it was brief. Maybe Judy?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Heathwood;6552322]Where is this located?[/QUOTE]S Halsted and W 26th Street.

I am headed into Chicago tomorrow. I have never been to a place in Chicago as I am closer to Grand Rapids, MI. But I thought I would partake of the Chicago experience. After reading some reviews going back a few pages. I am not sure where I should go. Can any of you nice guys help me out? Thanks for the help.

The lights in the window are on and I rang the Bell. Had to wait for a few seconds but a taller beautiful Asian came to answer the door. She was probably about 5'7 and said her name was Nana. I'm wondering if she's been there a while. Quoted me 50/70 for half or full hour. There was a language barrier and when I asked a question she misunderstood, said boom boom and typed 250 into the calculator. The price is definitely not firm and she will drop it. I told her I don't do FS and that she had beautiful tits. She pulled her shirt up to reveal full C or small D naturals that were amazing. She took my hand and put them on then and they felt amazing. She is probably 30 or so but looks young. She seems to try and please and I enjoyed Russian finishes with those beautiful things wrapped around me and looking at her pretty face. Been a heck of a week for me. Language barrier sucks so if you care about that then she might not be for you. She has a little language device for you to talk into that translates instead of just using her phone. Decent butt on her. I'm thinking the pics they used to run of her might be accurate from the old ads for there.

I've never used the places out south that everyone loves but this seems to be one on the northside. Crowded area but you can skip in pretty discreetly depending on your timing.

[QUOTE=IMissCutler;6552549]The lights in the window are on and I rang the Bell. Had to wait for a few seconds but a taller beautiful Asian came to answer the door. She was probably about 5'7 and said her name was Nana. I'm wondering if she's been there a while. Quoted me 50/70 for half or full hour. There was a language barrier and when I asked a question she misunderstood, said boom boom and typed 250 into the calculator. The price is definitely not firm and she will drop it. I told her I don't do FS and that she had beautiful tits. She pulled her shirt up to reveal full C or small D naturals that were amazing. She took my hand and put them on then and they felt amazing. She is probably 30 or so but looks young. She seems to try and please and I enjoyed Russian finishes with those beautiful things wrapped around me and looking at her pretty face. Been a heck of a week for me. Language barrier sucks so if you care about that then she might not be for you. She has a little language device for you to talk into that translates instead of just using her phone. Decent butt on her. I'm thinking the pics they used to run of her might be accurate from the old ads for there.

I've never used the places out south that everyone loves but this seems to be one on the northside. Crowded area but you can skip in pretty discreetly depending on your timing.[/QUOTE]So you went to Natural Healers Spa on N Ashland & W Henderson and tipped how much for what service exactly?

[QUOTE=IMissCutler;6552549]The lights in the window are on and I rang the Bell. Had to wait for a few seconds but a taller beautiful Asian came to answer the door. She was probably about 5'7 and said her name was Nana. I'm wondering if she's been there a while. Quoted me 50/70 for half or full hour. There was a language barrier and when I asked a question she misunderstood, said boom boom and typed 250 into the calculator. The price is definitely not firm and she will drop it. I told her I don't do FS and that she had beautiful tits. She pulled her shirt up to reveal full C or small D naturals that were amazing. She took my hand and put them on then and they felt amazing. She is probably 30 or so but looks young. She seems to try and please and I enjoyed Russian finishes with those beautiful things wrapped around me and looking at her pretty face. Been a heck of a week for me. Language barrier sucks so if you care about that then she might not be for you. She has a little language device for you to talk into that translates instead of just using her phone. Decent butt on her. I'm thinking the pics they used to run of her might be accurate from the old ads for there.

I've never used the places out south that everyone loves but this seems to be one on the northside. Crowded area but you can skip in pretty discreetly depending on your timing.[/QUOTE]Didn't realize they opened back up. Did you actually get your full time? Since it sounds like it was a good time and wasnt rushed. The last 2 x I went were both super rushed with time being cut by 20-30 mins and half-assed service so I never went back. I wish the service was on par with PD, orange or any of the good south side locations as its so close. If the service starts matching it'd be nice if they just use the same pricing standard so no haggling.

[QUOTE=WalkingHard;6552263]LOL. You'll get absolute garbage info here for the most part. Tons of shills or promoters pumping up their girls and / or spa and the rest is garbage info like this that doesn't say anything at all. I've almost completely ceased giving info here or on RM because it's the same. So many lurkers that go to spas but don't contribute anything either for fear of being outed for giving a review or because the girl asked them not to say anything so they don't "out of respect" because they think the girl is going to fall in love with them and don't realize she messages all her friends in the MP community about his small weiner immediately after he walks out the door. I'll save you time and tell you this place is only worth visiting if you want L1 with a pretty good massage from 35-45 yo mid provider. The free covered parking is convenient though.[/QUOTE]When was the last time you were their. They changed people their starting August 1. You should go and try it out and than apologize for what you said. I don't work for them. I went in and this is what I experienced. So don't be so negative and jump on my review. Go see for yourself and than tell me what you have seen. It's totally different girls in their since August 1.

Sorry guys, I did the hour at natural healers. Now that I'm not as young as I once was I need time to recuperate and get ready for the second shot. All in was 1. 8 but she was a girl I couldn't pass up. We did the first pop right away and then she did a little massage. Tried to rush but I said I needed more time to be ready. Slow played it and then the second one takes a while so she definitely earned her moolah on that one. Wanted to hurry me up a little but I tried to be polite and just focused on her body. I might have been out of there in about 50-55 minutes or so.

[QUOTE=IMissCutler;6552673]Sorry guys, I did the hour at natural healers. Now that I'm not as young as I once was I need time to recuperate and get ready for the second shot. All in was 1. 8 but she was a girl I couldn't pass up. We did the first pop right away and then she did a little massage. Tried to rush but I said I needed more time to be ready. Slow played it and then the second one takes a while so she definitely earned her moolah on that one. Wanted to hurry me up a little but I tried to be polite and just focused on her body. I might have been out of there in about 50-55 minutes or so.[/QUOTE]I don't want to be an A-hole, and thank you for filling in details about time, price and 2 pops, but was it just a hand job and Russian or did you get a BJ and was it covered or a BBBJ? Did you get FS? The acts done are as important as the name of the girl, price you paid, and the time you spent there to someone making a decision to go or not.