You caught me red handed. Now who wants to come spank me?
Yes I've been a naughty girl. I am SEXY LEXII LOVE as you see. The reviews state it clearly and that's EXACTLY what I wanted! As you see all the reviews state my name and they are all GREAT REVIEWS ALL 4! Now I'm guessing you boys want a explanation? Well then explain to me how a well known and real provider gets less calls than a clearly fake ad? Don't say you have never called one either because you are all guilty. And if you have seen me under the fake ad, How many of you asked to leave? I've never had a client say they wish to leave. I've never had a client say they were not happy with the service as you see. Personally tell them my name. I have nothing to hide.
Now as for your explanation your begging for.
I have made Lexii's ad for the reasons listed.
1. Fake ads ALWAYS generates more calls than real profiles. No matter how many links, reviews or posts. You possibly can't fault me because as long as my phone rings I will answer! Not everyone wants their face posted on a website for escorting, Especially when your new and from the area. I luckily was comfortable enough not to give a hell who cares about what I do. I am me and no 1 can change that! The pictures still mirror me as well you will never get answered by a monster / troll / gorilla and that you should be happy about! And if asked if that is I in the photos I am willing to send a photo of me.
2. Most of the people I see under the ad come in and say "I've been wanting to see you but I was to scared." Clearly a harmless tattoo scares people due to assumptions. Do you know how many people enter my door and say "OMG! You Ashley Monroe! I wanted to see you for the longest but I was scared" SCARED OF WHAT?
3. It generates extra revenue. This is the oldest escort trick since the earth has been made. Just as in the case of "MASSAGE PARLORS", We all know these people do not provide massages unless they are to the genitals. This business is a hell of a game. GET OVER YOURSELF!
*If you have further questions do not be scared to inbox me *
Ashley Monroe
P. S. As far as me getting mixed up with a well known provider, This is false. I am me, She is she. To the police a* monger saying this, I've never seen you. I have your number don't plan on calling me. All providers watching this please be aware of this informant he is working for the cops! If the client is asking way to many questions hang up immediantly. First you see him, Then you see the cops BE AWARE! . Thank you!
Ashley- Monty pythons holy grail
[QUOTE=AshleyMonroe;1622039]Yes I've been a naughty girl. You caught me red handed. Now who wants to come spank me?[/QUOTE]Ashley if you have never seen the movie its hilarious.
(This is an actual quote from the movie. I did not create this dialogue.)
Sir Galahad in a castle full of lustful nuns. Looking for the Grail.
GALAHAD: I seek the Grail! I have seen it, here in this castle!
DINGO: Oh no! Oh, no! Bad, bad Zoot!
GALAHAD: What is it?
DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! . She has been setting alight to our beacon, which, I just remembered, is grail-shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem.
GALAHAD: It's not the real Grail?
DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty. And here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me.
VARIOUS GIRLS: And spank me. And me. And me.
DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
GIRLS: Oral sex! Oral sex!
Ashley if you must be spanked I guess I can help you out with that. I will be difficult. But I will do my best. .
Cheers
Drexx
LMFAO! You sir are a silly silly man!
I'll take this as a compliment, Thank you so much! And if you want to spank me come the hell on! A little tying up and spanking now thats the shit I love! . Call me kinky, call me freaky, hell you need to call me!
[QUOTE=Drexx21; 1622564]Ashley if you have never seen the movie its hilarious.
(This is an actual quote from the movie. I did not create this dialogue.)
Sir Galahad in a castle full of lustful nuns. Looking for the Grail.
GALAHAD: I seek the Grail! I have seen it, here in this castle!
DINGO: Oh no! Oh, no! Bad, bad Zoot!
GALAHAD: What is it?
DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! . She has been setting alight to our beacon, which, I just remembered, is grail-shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem.
GALAHAD: It's not the real Grail?
DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty. And here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me.
VARIOUS GIRLS: And spank me. And me. And me.
DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
GIRLS: Oral sex! Oral sex!
Ashley if you must be spanked I guess I can help you out with that. I will be difficult. But I will do my best. .
Cheers
Drexx[/QUOTE]
So do you leave the backup hanging
[QUOTE=FlirtSter47;1622526]If I was an unreliable provider that would be my go to story."It's AT&T baby, I didn't get your text until midnight." Seriously though Brother Monger, If you waited on her for 3 hours, half the blame of your disappointment and frustration falls on you. Better planning is what you need, a back up with a back up for the back up. It's not like Orlando is a dust bowl of choices like where I live, have a backup man. And another thing, leave your money in the car. If you walk in and she is a train wreck,"oh my bad; my cash is in the car. It's a better out then even AT&T, then off to the back up. It is in a mongers best interest to always assume you are making a date with trouble, accept this truth on every encounter. It doesn't matter how many times you have swam with the sharks, you can be bitten at anytime. She did you a favor brother monger, whatever drama was holding her attention that night would have certainly been the ruin of yours. I'm glad you made it home with your cash, and thanks for the intell; I believe good monger karma is coming your way.[/QUOTE]Just curious, ok so now you have made your plans for this date with 2 ladies, because you want a [b][Red]"backup plan"[/red][/b], so everything is going good with your original plan and your having a great time, so what, you just leave the other lady hanging, really?
Sweetie, please you have to realize that the female you leave hanging has left that time open to see you and possibly turning away other dates because she has already committed to that time with you, so now your a no call no show. Now is that very nice to do? [B]Hmmm Just Sayin[/b]
[b][red]JerseyGirl[/red][/b] :cool:
[b]XoXoXo[/b]
Ashly is pretty popular, huh?
I've read bad and good. But this is the best point. A point that sets the record straight to the so called bad reviews on her logistics vs. A good review on the provider.
Logistics (location of apt or hotel, cleanliness of place, smell of room, size and conform of bed, feeling of safety) play a BIG part in most of our choices. Whether a short or long visit, we want to enjoy it enough to come back. For me, if any of the logistics are negative and the girl is good company, I will stay in touch until she gets her place together.
If the logistics are really bad (looks unsafe, messy room, smokey, air mattress). I'll take a raincheck if she looks good, or if I've seen her before and this is a repeat visit. I'm just picky that way. I enjoy myself better in a good atmosphere, I got messy shit at home. LOL.
By the way, I admit, I AM one of those who will stick with a ONE good provider at a time. As long as she has a good place for company, treats me well w / o bad attitude and I NEVER see her manager (if she has one).
A few I've stayed with over the years. They have been my regulars over the last few years.
Bianca
Kayla.
Mya / unique.
I hope to add Merlot to this list.
J.
[QUOTE=BigTaxKahuna1; 1622078]To be clear, OP's full post gave the reasons why he would not see Ashley again (I did not want to re-post the entire report because it is long). I wanted to quote this part of his report because I understand why OP went back after proclaiming he would not see her again. Ashley is ridiculously good at what she does. I saw her for the first time about three weeks ago. At the end of the session, I felt like that scene from Harlem Knights where the guy calls his family after spending the night with "Sunshine". This is your Dad, tell your mother I'm never coming home again. As a few mongers have eloquently stated, she can flat out fuck. Good grief she is talented. During my time with her, there was no doubt in my mind that she would do everything possible to make me happy (as long as it was covered). There was no rush. I will see her again, and again, and. Also, I have not detected any of the hygiene issues that others have mentioned.
Does she have management? Based on what I have seen on this Board, probably. During my visits I have not seen or had any issues with management. I believe the Hispanic gentlemen are truly neighbors. I almost bailed on my first visit when I saw them floating around. I decided to move forward when I saw them go in and out of an apartment that is in a different building. That being said, I can understand and respect why someone would avoid women when they believe management is involved. I would say that there is a lot more management than most mongers realize. Some of them are smart enough to stay out of sight. Just another perspective. Happy Mongering.[/QUOTE]
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Does anyone have any intel on these two BP girls?
There are two BP girls running ads that I was wondering if anybody knew anything about? Are they legit? Scammers? One goes by Sarah and other one by Kat. I could not find anything on Kat but Sarah has tons of ads on other sites but I can't find any reviews of her.
Here are the links for those interested:
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-intense-steamy-and-intoxicating-passionand-then-29/7340306[/url]
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-sweet-sarah-andlt3-andlt3-come-spend-your-friday-nite-with-me-26/7262027[/url]
Sure would be nice to have a dream with either one. (especially the red head, Kat.)