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Had a dream that I stopped in to try to see Sunshine. Tried to pay my door fee and she said my credit card doesn't work. Well it worked just fine at PT. I dreamt I had the other new girl Blue. Again she and Angel don't have quite the enthusiasim that Teri and Kristine had. P T might be having some staffing issues as I was rushed due to another customer coming in and there was only 1 girl on duty (for which the mamasan apologized). PM me if there is another AMP or indy that can work within the fee of. 80 house & $.0 for everything.

Thanks

I I had a dream yesterday and then woke up and this is what was in my REM of my brain.

Been a while since I have posted but have been active all over the state so after a recent visit I felt the need to alert the fellow mongers.

Tokyo SPA. [url]http://tampa.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/largos-best-oriental-massage-tokyo-spa/5915560[/url]

Well, I had been looking at this place for a few and yesterday TOFTT and decided to give it a whirl, well that was my first mistake was thinking.

I was hoping for a nice massage and a better finish but it started downhill after a few minutes.

I arrived at "the" place and was greeted by a mid 50's KOREN woman who did the usual speal yada yada yada we no see you in long time, so I'm thinking "lady I have been here ever." she tells me. 08 for the visit, par for the course.

Then a small youngish (for Korean) probably 25-30ish but possibly mid 30s in korean years. She leads me back to the room and does the regulear, get comfortable for a table shower. Easy on the eyes but have seen better.

Her name was lilly with a huge set of knockers, she's about 5'5" and aprox 135lbs and at least 44 tiglebitties so not to bad for the eyes (but thats all god gave her)

She's was dressed like she was going to a nightclub and 4 inch heels, shoulder lenght brown hair fluffed but she had some pretty eyes. Ass was typical korean flat no pooch belly but a solid 7/8.

So we head off to the shower table, typical rub joint facility then the suprise and let me tell ya its water and pad is freezing and I tell her heat that shit up dayum. The little fella ran for cover. Dayum.

She throws some warm water on the padded mat and down I go. And I get one of the shittyest table showers I have had to date, no attention to anything but the legs and back. So I'm thinking fuck this isn't looking good.

Well I get cleaned up and toweled down then back to the dungeon. LOL yea I said dungeon. No music. But a very very comfortable table I lay face down on, I'm thinking heck this is pretty comfortable and getting ready for a nice massage. 2nd mistake.

So I'm laying there waiting for some music and then door pops open and OLD ASS MAMASAN comes in and says " you ready for massage" LOL I say really is this a bait aand switch deal, she says "no new girl teach me Korean accent" I'm thinking WTF is this shit STILL NO MUSIC and then walks in lilly.

So I have old ass mamsan rubbing on my back and this youngish lilly doing nothing more then squeezing my legs and feet. Now I cannot wait to hope this gets better which it didn't.

I get 10 minutes of attention from mamasan and this light touch squeeze shit from lilly and then mamasan says "she teach me good" (Korean accent)

So I'm laying there face down and for next 3 minutes she's does the light touch shit and then ask I flip. I'm like WTF this blows and hope the later is better.

Mistake #3 thinking it would.

After the flip a get a fuckin 30sec massage, if that's what you call it, then the hand gesture for HE, we talk the deal and she tells me 100 for the HE which I almost blurt out "are fukin kidding me" I then tell her hell no and she's getting. 02 LOL she shakes head for a renegotiate and we settle on. 04 for HE.

Mistake#4.

Welll the deal is underway and it was no better then the table shower. Mechanical no help etc etc. I then tell her to whip those puppys out and lets see if that helps. Well the little guy has some attention and after a minute she's tiring out and again I'm like WTF. Little peter is not liking this gal so he starts to peter out and give up so thats says alot. Well I tell her to chill out and turn the god dam fan on as its rasing in temp a little from either my temper and or the tension in the room.

So I lock up the legs just to get this overwith and then she ask "you no have more". HAHAHAHAHA really. She just asked me that. I asker her a few things about the menu and its all on there but in no way am I ever going to go back.

So this is my dream and info for you fellow mongers.

First time with Angel, very cute, great tits. A little mechanical, but I usually go with Victoria and she knew that. Victoria and I get along very very well. But. Angel is better looking. Both are good.

Tina was on vacation so I decided to try Nana. Wanted .1 for BJ. Settled for .4. Message was okay at best. Very mechanical. Would not repeat.

Tina is now back. A little chubby, but soooo much fun!

Anyone have an 'off the radar provider to share' I have many. PM me.

JJ

[QUOTE=Jimjames; 1378950]Tina was on vacation so I decided to try Nana. Wanted. 1 for BJ. Settled for. 4. Message was okay at best. Very mechanical. Would not repeat.

Tina is now back. A little chubby, but soooo much fun!

Anyone have an 'off the radar provider to share' I have many. PM me.

JJ[/QUOTE]Wow, I'm surprised, my experiences were amazin! Maybe you should give her another try?

[QUOTE=Dazhiba;1379275]Wow, I'm surprised, my experiences were amazin! Maybe you should give her another try?[/QUOTE]Like always, YMMV. She was just not my cup of tea.

JJ

Any info?

[url]http://tampa.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grand-opening-top-asian-hot-grand-open-body-massage-28/5865604[/url]

JJ

Spring Spa to me. I wonder if Myung is still there. Very energetic I've heard.

[QUOTE=Jimjames; 1381344]Any info?

[url]http://tampa.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grand-opening-top-asian-hot-grand-open-body-massage-28/5865604[/url]

JJ[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ajdal;1382434]Spring Spa to me. I wonder if Myung is still there. Very energetic I've heard.[/QUOTE]I went by about a month or so ago, pulled yung. Got the full yung treatment.

Despite the recent negative review of Tokyo Spa, I found myself recently with very little in the way of alternatives. In I went, ready to bolt if grandma was going to be my attendant. Drew a fairly attractive girl named Gina, probably 40, a bit overweight. Bought into 30 minutes, of which I only got about a 10 minute massage. Flipped, asked me what I wanted. Proceded to strip and give bbbjtcimws, although somewhat mechanical. .6 for the house, a Ben for her. Would I repeat? PT has much better service, but it's all covered. She kept asking me to come back, said she would make up the time (some other monger followed me in and was waiting). Mixed review and reaction. Hard to get the bb, though. Would like to hear of another monger's take.

[QUOTE=Jaws Iii;1385500]Despite the recent negative review of Tokyo Spa, I found myself recently with very little in the way of alternatives. In I went, ready to bolt if grandma was going to be my attendant. Drew a fairly attractive girl named Gina, probably 40, a bit overweight. Bought into 30 minutes, of which I only got about a 10 minute massage. Flipped, asked me what I wanted. Proceded to strip and give bbbjtcimws, although somewhat mechanical. .6 for the house, a Ben for her. Would I repeat? PT has much better service, but it's all covered. She kept asking me to come back, said she would make up the time (some other monger followed me in and was waiting). Mixed review and reaction. Hard to get the bb, though. Would like to hear of another monger's take.[/QUOTE]I went there a few years ago. I did not care for it. The attendant I drew was as old as the dirt in the parking lot. If I remember the price was a little high also. If I am up that way I will give it a try on your review.

JJ

Been to the shop in Palm Harbor a couple of times. My best experience by far was with Mia. In my dream BBBJ and really took her time. I have seen Sasha she is super hot but the service was rushed & covered. She went at like she was chuging a beer, I felt like yelling "Go Go Go Go!" LOL.

Sandra same thing, rushed.

Meagan (I think) cold fish.

Ava is on my to do list.

MJ

So how has nobody visited and / or reviewed Mercedes from Studio X? Her pics are some of the hottest on BP's and if it wasn't such a drive, I would check it out. I can't seem to find anything on her and she is smokin hot.

[QUOTE=Seanboy7;1389048]So how has nobody visited and / or reviewed Mercedes from Studio X? Her pics are some of the hottest on BP's and if it wasn't such a drive, I would check it out. I can't seem to find anything on her and she is smokin hot.[/QUOTE]I haven't seen her, but once I was there for Skye, and Mercedes was in another room in session. I asked Skye if she looked like her pix and she said yes, very pretty.

My suggestion is find a time when Skye and Mercedes are working together and go for it. If Mercedes doesn't look right, take Skye. If neither one works out, Studio X is in the same center and Tropical Gardens is a few blocks away. That 4th & Gandy area has lots to offer.

I'm more than willing to make the drive, but what am I looking at paying total for everything? Is it GFE or everything covered or kissing? Is there a door fee like AMP's? I'm sure she is like her pics, but I can't imagine why nobody has reviewed her yet, here or on any oThER site.