Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=CosmicKid;2607605]Not disagreeing with anything you say. However, I think there are even simpler basic motives involved in why a brother might post a biased review of a girl, and I say this realizing I've been guilty of this myself. Let's say you go have one or more sessions with a provider. You discover you really like her. You enjoy quite number things about her looks and service but you kind of don't like a couple aspects of her. However, those negatives aspects are not near important enough to detract from the good times you have with her, so there is NO doubt in your mind you are seriously going go back and pay money to dive into her hot pussy again. Well, if in a report on this board you describe accurately and blow by blow your recent session with this provider, you have to wonder if she reads this website. And if she does, you figure she will probably read your review about her and figure out it's you who wrote it! This is why you can't say the negative observations about her in your post or you will be afraid to go back and see her again. This is how I think about the situation anyway, and why I admit I tend to leave certain stuff out of my reports from time to time.[/QUOTE]I agree that this happens. Good point. It's yet another reason why the reviews are tilted toward the more positive than it deserves.

I can see guys trying to be nice so a girl doesn't learn about his negative post.

[QUOTE=GripSterr;2606585]Stopped by Happiness last week because of all the over hyped reviews. The Mama showed me Tiana, Lucy, Linda and Muni I believe it was and I just left with my house fee. They all look in their 40's and not they're not even good looking. Ill just say Tokyo and Emerald has a better line up that Happiness. Nana and Lexi are the only ones worth paying for. All the other at Happiness are older 40+ korean providers. Just speaking out the truth because the Happiness thread seems to have a whole bunch of over glorified reviews. Those reviews will have you believe the girl is a bombshell in her 20's and when you finally go see them, they are 40+ why / o ladies. Hate all you want but its the truth and it pisses off mongers when they waste their money and time going to see these girls based on your SUPER AWESOME reviews. And when you show up you get girls looking like TIana and Linda. Pass on Happiness for me.[/QUOTE]Thank you for saying it. You have to take reviews with a grain of salt and go down and see for yourself. When I saw Tiana, I wanted to run away.

Don't mind me, I watch a lot of Kpop, LOL.

[QUOTE=Goser;2607763]I agree that this happens. Good point. It's yet another reason why the reviews are tilted toward the more positive than it deserves.

I can see guys trying to be nice so a girl doesn't learn about his negative post.[/QUOTE]There's another reason for great reviews that others may disagree with. It's been pointed out adnauseum on the various threads, but some still forget. YMMV. Since I seem to get great service from girls that others may not get, it's assimed that I write for them, when the fact is, I'm just posting the experience that I had. I stand by every review I've written, and feel bad for guys that aren't getting the same wonderful time as me. At the same time, I hear girls complain about guys, and tell me that they wish more guys were like me. Not that I'm handsome or a stellar lover, but I am attentive, and since I know that I'll always get mine (hence my name "Nutmaker" because I always make mine) I always try to make sure that the girl enjoys herself as well. Some guys think I'm nuts, because I'm the paying customer and should get everything that I want, no matter what. I don't look at it that way, but that's me. I've been calls a shill, a white knight and a liar, but the truth of it is, I'm just a guy that likes sex, the fantasy of a wonderful time with a woman without the hassle of a courtship, and the personal interaction that comes with that. I don't look at women as a number, whether it be age or looks. I see women as all beautiful in their own way. Even an ugly girl can have deep beautiful eyes or a smile that lights up a room. Yes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but good service pretty much stands its own ground. So, in the future, if anyone sees me writing a post or review, take these things into account. Maybe the girls I like are t for everyone, but they are just great for many.

It still amazes me how mean some people can be in the anonymity of the Internet. Me, I try to be open and honest, regardless of whether my face is seen or not.

This rant is finished.

[QUOTE=Nutmaker;2608456]There's another reason for great reviews that others may disagree with. It's been pointed out adnauseum on the various threads, but some still forget. YMMV. Since I seem to get great service from girls that others may not get, it's assimed that I write for them, when the fact is, I'm just posting the experience that I had. I stand by every review I've written, and feel bad for guys that aren't getting the same wonderful time as me. At the same time, I hear girls complain about guys, and tell me that they wish more guys were like me. Not that I'm handsome or a stellar lover, but I am attentive, and since I know that I'll always get mine (hence my name "Nutmaker" because I always make mine) I always try to make sure that the girl enjoys herself as well. Some guys think I'm nuts, because I'm the paying customer and should get everything that I want, no matter what. I don't look at it that way, but that's me. I've been calls a shill, a white knight and a liar, but the truth of it is, I'm just a guy that likes sex, the fantasy of a wonderful time with a woman without the hassle of a courtship, and the personal interaction that comes with that. I don't look at women as a number, whether it be age or looks. I see women as all beautiful in their own way. Even an ugly girl can have deep beautiful eyes or a smile that lights up a room. Yes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but good service pretty much stands its own ground. So, in the future, if anyone sees me writing a post or review, take these things into account. Maybe the girls I like are t for everyone, but they are just great for many.

It still amazes me how mean some people can be in the anonymity of the Internet. Me, I try to be open and honest, regardless of whether my face is seen or not.

This rant is finished.[/QUOTE]I am pretty much like this as well. Make the woman feel comfortable with you and you get a great time almost always. Make her feel good and beautiful then it's an awesome time. Good advice here.

[QUOTE=VietWhisperer;2608521]I am pretty much like this as well. Make the woman feel comfortable with you and you get a great time almost always. Make her feel good and beautiful then it's an awesome time. Good advice here.[/QUOTE]Thank you. More advice is to RTFF. I avoid a lot of wasted time and money by not seeing girls with questionable reviews or no reviews. I know that if a girl has no reviews, it's for one of two reasons. Either she's great and guys are keeping her on the down low, or she's hortible and guys don't want to make waves in a preferred establishment. Either way, it saves me money. I also try to have a good report with the mama. When Osy ran Hula Girl, I would tell her directly how my session with a girl was. After doing that a couple of times, she was always straight up with me. I would ask her about the new girl, and she would tell me what she knew about her service, and if I'd like her or not. She never steered me wrong. Happy has been the same way with me, except that every girl I've seen there, basically every girl there, has been great. I'm pretty sure that happy isn't telling girls to treat me special. She knows that I would be upset if she did. I like to believe that karma is taking good care of me.

[QUOTE=Palimonger;2607620]Anyone find a Empire replacement yet?[/QUOTE]Just call or text the girls individually and set something up. Some may be coming here for vacay or you can fly up wherever they are and meet them!

[QUOTE=Nutmaker;2608456]There's another reason for great reviews that others may disagree with. It's been pointed out adnauseum on the various threads, but some still forget. YMMV. Since I seem to get great service from girls that others may not get, it's assimed that I write for them, when the fact is, I'm just posting the experience that I had. I stand by every review I've written, and feel bad for guys that aren't getting the same wonderful time as me. At the same time, I hear girls complain about guys, and tell me that they wish more guys were like me. Not that I'm handsome or a stellar lover, but I am attentive, and since I know that I'll always get mine (hence my name "Nutmaker" because I always make mine) I always try to make sure that the girl enjoys herself as well. Some guys think I'm nuts, because I'm the paying customer and should get everything that I want, no matter what. I don't look at it that way, but that's me. I've been calls a shill, a white knight and a liar, but the truth of it is, I'm just a guy that likes sex, the fantasy of a wonderful time with a woman without the hassle of a courtship, and the personal interaction that comes with that. I don't look at women as a number, whether it be age or looks. I see women as all beautiful in their own way. Even an ugly girl can have deep beautiful eyes or a smile that lights up a room. Yes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but good service pretty much stands its own ground. So, in the future, if anyone sees me writing a post or review, take these things into account. Maybe the girls I like are t for everyone, but they are just great for many.

It still amazes me how mean some people can be in the anonymity of the Internet. Me, I try to be open and honest, regardless of whether my face is seen or not.

This rant is finished.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I can identify with that--except the part about ugly girls.

It definitely is a YMMV world out there.

Case example: I recently posted a review about a young hottie at a certain AMP. In my review, I mentioned that she came many times, including one position we hadn't tried before. During my next visit, this same girl told me about some monger who went to see her exclusively because he had read my review and was expecting the same. Well, he was dissatisfied because he wasn't able to make her cum and, he actually asked her why she didn't cum. He was like: see'Mon., some guy's review said you cum a lot, so why didn't you cum. She didn't know what to say to him (she confided in me that she just wasn't into him). I think the guy thought I had posted an exaggerated review because he didn't experience the same thing with her. For that reason, I think I'm going to temper my reviews and leave out anything that could be construed as YMMV--or maybe just stop posting any more reviews altogether.

[QUOTE=Nutmaker;2608456]There's another reason for great reviews that others may disagree with. It's been pointed out adnauseum on the various threads, but some still forget. YMMV. Since I seem to get great service from girls that others may not get, it's assimed that I write for them, when the fact is, I'm just posting the experience that I had. I stand by every review I've written, and feel bad for guys that aren't getting the same wonderful time as me. At the same time, I hear girls complain about guys, and tell me that they wish more guys were like me. Not that I'm handsome or a stellar lover, but I am attentive, and since I know that I'll always get mine (hence my name "Nutmaker" because I always make mine) I always try to make sure that the girl enjoys herself as well. Some guys think I'm nuts, because I'm the paying customer and should get everything that I want, no matter what. I don't look at it that way, but that's me. I've been calls a shill, a white knight and a liar, but the truth of it is, I'm just a guy that likes sex, the fantasy of a wonderful time with a woman without the hassle of a courtship, and the personal interaction that comes with that. I don't look at women as a number, whether it be age or looks. I see women as all beautiful in their own way. Even an ugly girl can have deep beautiful eyes or a smile that lights up a room. Yes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but good service pretty much stands its own ground. So, in the future, if anyone sees me writing a post or review, take these things into account. Maybe the girls I like are t for everyone, but they are just great for many.

It still amazes me how mean some people can be in the anonymity of the Internet. Me, I try to be open and honest, regardless of whether my face is seen or not.

This rant is finished.[/QUOTE]Props to you Nutmaker! I share the same philosophy as you. I even admonish some of my friends who seem to think the girls are their personal sex slaves and they're like emperors. Disgusting to me. I go out of my way to be polite and attentive to their needs. Goes a looong way IMHO. I think nice guys finish first with the AMP girls because it seems they get deluged with overbearing fugly guys who expect a sex slave for their buck fifty. Just my 2 cents. No offense to anyone in particular. Just saying.

[QUOTE=Blake123;2608691]Yeah, I can identify with that--except the part about ugly girls.

It definitely is a YMMV world out there.

Case example: I recently posted a review about a young hottie at a certain AMP. In my review, I mentioned that she came many times, including one position we hadn't tried before. During my next visit, this same girl told me about some monger who went to see her exclusively because he had read my review and was expecting the same. Well, he was dissatisfied because he wasn't able to make her cum and, he actually asked her why she didn't cum. He was like: see'Mon., some guy's review said you cum a lot, so why didn't you cum. She didn't know what to say to him (she confided in me that she just wasn't into him). I think the guy thought I had posted an exaggerated review because he didn't experience the same thing with her. For that reason, I think I'm going to temper my reviews and leave out anything that could be construed as YMMV--or maybe just stop posting any more reviews altogether.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately, there are a lot of guys out there that believe that these ladies are just cum machines, and the smell of a Benjamin makes them wet. There's not much that we can do about them, and unfortunately for the girls, dealing with the slugs is part of the job. It takes a strong mentality for these ladies to get through it night after night, and you can see that in the ones that last and have a stellar reputation for service.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that a truly ugly girl will easily get me to part with my money just by batting her baby blues, just stating that my standards, although I don't see them as being low, aren't as "strict" as some guys'. I do have my shallow side, but it's still pretty deep compared to some.

I was considering not posting anymore, but if I do that, I give in to the Neanderthal mentality that some have and they win. Instead, I've taken a moment today to explain myself once and for all, and will continue on as I have, seeing women that please me and reporting on them in the same fashion that I have. That way, I win, the girls win, and guys that have a similar outlook as I win.

[QUOTE=Raiden;2608692]Props to you Nutmaker! I share the same philosophy as you. I even admonish some of my friends who seem to think the girls are their personal sex slaves and they're like emperors. Disgusting to me. I go out of my way to be polite and attentive to their needs. Goes a looong way IMHO. I think nice guys finish first with the AMP girls because it seems they get deluged with overbearing fugly guys who expect a sex slave for their buck fifty. Just my 2 cents. No offense to anyone in particular. Just saying.[/QUOTE]Thanks, but I don't see me deserving of any props, just throwing my 2 cents out there after reading so much bs the last few weeks. Guess I'm just at a tipping point and needed to vent.

[QUOTE=Blake123;2608691]Yeah, I can identify with that--except the part about ugly girls.

It definitely is a YMMV world out there.

Case example: I recently posted a review about a young hottie at a certain AMP. In my review, I mentioned that she came many times, including one position we hadn't tried before. During my next visit, this same girl told me about some monger who went to see her exclusively because he had read my review and was expecting the same. Well, he was dissatisfied because he wasn't able to make her cum and, he actually asked her why she didn't cum. He was like: see'Mon., some guy's review said you cum a lot, so why didn't you cum. She didn't know what to say to him (she confided in me that she just wasn't into him). I think the guy thought I had posted an exaggerated review because he didn't experience the same thing with her. For that reason, I think I'm going to temper my reviews and leave out anything that could be construed as YMMV--or maybe just stop posting any more reviews altogether.[/QUOTE]Blake,

I would not let one person temper you and adjust your writing, for you have shared a wealth of knowledge. Some of your post have been invaluable but most of all honest and true. For the record I do not know Blake123 but have exchanged a PM or two about certain girls or topics. I do know he is true and that many girls have told me they really appreciate him. Please keep doing what you have been for us "regulars" that understand the information shared is subject to many things.

We all talk about YMMV as to girls, but I believe it has been stated here it is the same with guys. We all treat the girls different, look different and yes, have different chemistry with different girls. If you really read the posts good, you should know where you may stand with some girls. For example Blake and Mondo on quite large so if they say the girl goes crazy with them in many positions and was asking for more then the girl may not be as receptive to me for I am small. Same as the reverse, some girls that are great with me and feel tight to me they may have a little harder time with or some may not be able to handle them at all. This is one example, but if you read carefully you see we do all different things with the girl and that chemistry is what makes the experience great.

Just think of your SO, I do not think everyone has the same mold for who they chose to be with. Keep writing Blake for your heart is true and pure and your posts are honest and real. All readers need to remember TEHO and really read all reviews to find who they match with the best.

[QUOTE=SlappinBellies;2607648]There's actually a ton of places for a young stud like you.

Supper.

XO.

Limelight.

Boda.

939.

Femme Nu.

Rockza.

Xclusive.

Mai Tai.

Waikiki.

Ala Moana Mall.

Don't waste your time at places where ol dudes go. Visit the above and with your youthful good looks and charm you shouldn't have any problems hooking up. When you do share with us your experiences.

The places above are just like mp's just without the shower and bed.

Good luck.[/QUOTE]I don't think Gripsters post had anything to do with where to find the young ones. I think the main point he made was that the Happiness thread is over hyped, which a lot of mongers surprisingly seemed to agree with lmao. Most of the people who write these reviews forget to leave out the age a lot of times, which will totally shock new mongers who's going to see those girls based on her reviews.

Maybe when we post reviews, we should get in the habit of writing down their age / race / weight / etc. Just my 2 cents, because after all, that is what most mongers go off of anyways.

Who is best at giving 2 pops.

[QUOTE=LocoBoy;2609136]Blake,

I would not let one person temper you and adjust your writing, for you have shared a wealth of knowledge. Some of your post have been invaluable but most of all honest and true. For the record I do not know Blake123 but have exchanged a PM or two about certain girls or topics. I do know he is true and that many girls have told me they really appreciate him. Please keep doing what you have been for us "regulars" that understand the information shared is subject to many things.

We all talk about YMMV as to girls, but I believe it has been stated here it is the same with guys. We all treat the girls different, look different and yes, have different chemistry with different girls. If you really read the posts good, you should know where you may stand with some girls. For example Blake and Mondo on quite large so if they say the girl goes crazy with them in many positions and was asking for more then the girl may not be as receptive to me for I am small. Same as the reverse, some girls that are great with me and feel tight to me they may have a little harder time with or some may not be able to handle them at all. This is one example, but if you read carefully you see we do all different things with the girl and that chemistry is what makes the experience great.

Just think of your SO, I do not think everyone has the same mold for who they chose to be with. Keep writing Blake for your heart is true and pure and your posts are honest and real. All readers need to remember TEHO and really read all reviews to find who they match with the best.[/QUOTE]I agree with LocoBoy. Blake, keep doing what you been doing bro. No need for you to adjust or self-edit your writings. Giving all of us your honest opinions and assessments is helpful and enlightening. We all benefit from honest opinions based on personal experiences and that is what Blake is doing. Thanks bruddah.

As for the providers, it helps to remember that they are human, and like many things in life, your results may depend on chemistry and many other factors. In short, YMMV. Have fun everyone.

[QUOTE=JSon808;2609161]I don't think Gripsters post had anything to do with where to find the young ones. I think the main point he made was that the Happiness thread is over hyped, which a lot of mongers surprisingly seemed to agree with lmao. Most of the people who write these reviews forget to leave out the age a lot of times, which will totally shock new mongers who's going to see those girls based on her reviews.

Maybe when we post reviews, we should get in the habit of writing down their age / race / weight / etc. Just my 2 cents, because after all, that is what most mongers go off of anyways.[/QUOTE]I intentionally leave out many details, especially, age, race and weight, because to me, they tend to be irrelevant. Others may disagree, but I'm writing based on my experience and my perspective. Everyone is free to go down and check out the line up and decide if they want to stay or leave. I've always stated that if there were ant details that someone wanted, to feel free to pm me or to ask on the open forum. I don't hide the details to be shady, but I don't like to look ignorant. I'm horrible at guessing age, race and weight. I'm ok with height, and I know by boob sizes. I do often say if a girl is thick, a spinner, slender. If those aren't descriptive enough, so sad, too bad.

As for hype, call it what you loke, but my reviews are solidly based on the time I had. If I had a great time and I think a girl looks great, that's my time and my perspective. Feel free to hang outside the room and listen if you doubt me, LOL. It sucks that some guys get the short side of YMMV. I know I have.

Have fun guys. That's what it's all about. Find some place or someone comfortable.