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Poor girl. What is she saving for marriage?

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Now, for those of you who are not into ANAL, this may gross you out!

This is where things got a little dirty so to speak! Literally! As I pulled out, stuck to the tip of the cover was Mr. Brownstone! I was F'in laughing my ass off. Alexx was like, that's what you get for wanting to poke my brown eye! We both head to the bathroom to clean up.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GoGoto74; 1372781]Anyone try this one? Seems TGTBT to me! Please help!

[url]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/italian-american-angel-sexxi-andgt-little-snow-bunny-21/5682908[/url][/QUOTE]What a pointless post that could easily be answered by using the damn search function

though to be fair, she spelled her name wrong in the ad. it's "Justine"

[QUOTE=WholeGrain;1372939]Poor girl. What is she saving for marriage?[/QUOTE]Not much else left but maybe she would have her sister join her on their honeymoon?

What ever you do, do not see victoria. I did not heed the warning and I payed dearly, I threw. 80 down the drain, and what is worse I had asked for bb FS, so I'm afraid I might have something will have to get checked. Everything is in caps because I want everyone to realize how fucked up this chick is, I honestly do think she is schisophrenic or something. After I read her crazy reviews thats what got me curious to see her for some reason, but please, she really is messed up. I first called and mentioned her negative reviews and she sounded really nice on the phone and she said that the reason maybe clients gave bad reviews was because they asked for one thing and wanted something else when they arrived, bs, she is just crazy. On the phone I explicitly asked if she did bb and she said yes, first thing she did when I got there was get out rubber and she said that she did not remember agreeing to bb at all, at the very moment I instantly considered taking back the deal and just going covered, I regret not doing so it is prob one of the stupidest mistakes ever. She did oral for about 20 sec literally, I mean only 20 sec literally, then she got on top and she did not let me move my hands at all, she only let me do doggie standing and when I came she freaked out because it almost got on the bed or her. The entire time I also felt akward and very very uneasy, I felt like she was mentally unstable and she might've snapped at any moment and try to stab me or something. It was by far the worse experience I have ever had with any backpage user ever. Even on the way back home I just felt like shit. Please everyone stay away, I feel so bad for anyone that might visit her.

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Friday I got with [url]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-cakes-certified-19/6610554[/url] She is the girl in the pics. Tiny, well proportioned little thang! Everything CFS. HH $. The "inn" wasn't in a desirable location (off Busch) , but I didn't get jumped either outside or in so I was cool. To me, she was talkative and friendly. Like always, it depends on your people skills I guess.

Tonight I gave [url]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/last-night-in-brandon-super-sexy-exotic-brunette-60-special-23/6609325[/url] A spin. She is also the girl in the pics. Very cool and friendly. Also a gamer, CoD. Everything CFS. 8 for HH. I gave. 9. The advertised donation was for 15 mins of her time. I wouldn't label a "clock watcher" but her sense of time was a bit askewd. After 15 mins, she was suspecting that we were near our HH. But to her credit, she never rushed. For those who need that intimacy, she's not a kisser, on the lips anyway. BTW, her location (for now anyway) was VERY upscale in Brandon. Be safe all!

Can ANYBODY provide good insight to this honey? (Please be real, please be real, please be real) Sometimes you got to pray to the HO Gods.

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OMG! Anyone test drive this one yet!

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Oh shit, I just noticed the address. Primative? Prices though the roof I'd bet. And I wonder if it's just a tease fest in there? She advertises 160 flat. Hell if that's really her, man! Maybe a H / H for $? WOW that's a fine piece of ass.

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Someone new on the scene with a Vermont phone number. I called her up, asked her if she knew anyone named Georgia. She said no. I replied,"Well that's funny. The photos you're using are those of a professional model named Georgia Jones!"

[QUOTE=OldMan;1368288]That was my first thought. That's a "DUDE". But I did not want to offend the ones that seemed to be into her / him.[/QUOTE]HAHAHA! I first glance at the pic and thought the same thing.

[QUOTE=FuzzyChest;1373631]HAHAHA! I first glance at the pic and thought the same thing.[/QUOTE]Even if it's not a dude it looks emaciated. But it looks like a dude. So why not hit it bareback?

I don't understand some people's obsession with the ethiopian look. Some dudes will bang anything that looks like it hasn't eaten right in months. I'm glad I'm different. More pushin' cushin's for me.

[QUOTE=Tailsct; 1373587]OMG! Anyone test drive this one yet!

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Oh shit, I just noticed the address. Primative? Prices though the roof I'd bet. And I wonder if it's just a tease fest in there? She advertises 160 flat. Hell if that's really her, man! Maybe a H / H for $? WOW that's a fine piece of ass.[/QUOTE]I saw destiny (it was a lingerie shop on kennedy) a year or so back and she is smoking hot. But it was overpriced for what I got (I was a sucker back then) because the shop charges $40 to get in and "tips start at $" so you won't even get in the door without $.4 and I believe that either just a HJ (with her clothes on) or a strip show. Another $ would get you clothes off HJ. Very expensive and I dunno if she even offers FS, but I can tell you she was hot as hell

[QUOTE=Ericmcq; 1352438]Does anybody know what happened to Mandy (the kinky one into watersports, etc. And not the one currently on BP)?

She was in the Red Roof Inn on US19 (near Outback in Palm Harbor) for a while and was at the EconoLodge on Busch a few years back.[/QUOTE]Well Mandy was trying to be good but some things happened in her life and she is now back in the biz. She asked that I post her # on her and I hope I don't get yelled at for doing so. For those of you that have seen Mandy you know what a real gem she is. And she is an absolute freak and nothing is off the table except greek.

Her # is 813-300-7321

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Someone new on the scene with a Vermont phone number. I called her up, asked her if she knew anyone named Georgia. She said no. I replied,"Well that's funny. The photos you're using are those of a professional model named Georgia Jones!"[/QUOTE]It makes me wonder if 'they' even have a clue about Tineye or our other SUPER-SLEUTH methods. Hell I hope they never find out. Keeps us at an advantage.

[QUOTE=Seanboy7;1373989]I saw destiny (it was a lingerie shop on kennedy) a year or so back and she is smoking hot. But it was overpriced for what I got (I was a sucker back then) because the shop charges $40 to get in and "tips start at $" so you won't even get in the door without $.4 and I believe that either just a HJ (with her clothes on) or a strip show. Another $ would get you clothes off HJ. Very expensive and I dunno if she even offers FS, but I can tell you she was hot as hell[/QUOTE]When I called she said that for 500 she'll walk on water. In a bikini of course.

Lexi is a complete rip off. She just took my money did not do anything and told me to leave. This is her ad [url]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/in2me-80-roses-80-rose-specail-21/6436406.[/url] Avoid her!

[QUOTE=Tailsct;1374246]When I called she said that for 500 she'll walk on water. In a bikini of course.[/QUOTE]I don't even understand that lingo. I think I ended up paying $$ for a HJ, and while that is pretty damn high, it's as much as you'd get for a HJ from yoshiko / orange from their supermodel asian women. Personally, I'd pay extra to have a gorgeous girl do it rather than pay. 5 for some ugly *****