EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=BigWaffle;5569739]EdCarbone, good Euro options are just few and far between these days. For example, Tatianas is apparently totally kaput. There isn't much happening in Northbrook except for a couple old options which aren't very compelling. Golden Hands only has a couple mediocre ladies working. Independents are hard to find. Some Euro providers disappeared when covid hit and have never resurfaced.

GPS is always a factor with Euros, but a few years ago there were some nice options which justified occasionally paying the Euro premium (for example Natalie at Golden Hands, or Alina). These days it's pretty bleak.[/QUOTE]You're not meaning Alina from the outcall Alina's Russian Massage? I set an appointment a few weeks ago and she canceled 1 minute before the appointment time.

[QUOTE=BigWaffle;5569739]EdCarbone, good Euro options are just few and far between these days. For example, Tatianas is apparently totally kaput. There isn't much happening in Northbrook except for a couple old options which aren't very compelling. Golden Hands only has a couple mediocre ladies working. Independents are hard to find. Some Euro providers disappeared when covid hit and have never resurfaced.

GPS is always a factor with Euros, but a few years ago there were some nice options which justified occasionally paying the Euro premium (for example Natalie at Golden Hands, or Alina). These days it's pretty bleak.[/QUOTE]What is GPS? (I'm sure I've asked before).

[QUOTE=JesusCollins;5572443]What is GPS? (I'm sure I've asked before).[/QUOTE]When it is googled:

GPS. Golden pu $$why syndrome: an overinflated sense of self worth and importance to where she feels she should be worshipped and overcharges her clients.

(With agencies Alenas / MCE has been doing it, MA and 2 kg are starting to do it).

[QUOTE=JesusCollins;5572443]What is GPS? (I'm sure I've asked before).[/QUOTE]Golden Pussy Syndrome.

[QUOTE=SpaGuy21;5573088]Golden Pussy Syndrome.[/QUOTE]Aahhhhh yes. I am quite familiar with this affliction.

Any update on European Luxury inAH. I used to see her back in the day when she was in the basement of the insurance company. Once she moved everything was covered and legit. Any info would be greatly appreciated.

[QUOTE=Dan871;5587355]Any update on European Luxury inAH. I used to see her back in the day when she was in the basement of the insurance company. Once she moved everything was covered and legit. Any info would be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]Its an ok session. I recommend for a few visits.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5587478]Its an ok session. I recommend for a few visits.[/QUOTE]It takes a few visits, but L1 is on the menu. Not much teasing while on your stomach, but when she's comfortable with you, you can request L1. I don't know what is available beyond that. There were some old postings talking about threesomes and I think those stories are wishful thinking.

Anyone share any info on Maria's Massage in Skokie?

Service provided? Quality of the staff? Fees?

I've called a few times but scheduling is hard.

Thanks in advance.

TJ.

[QUOTE=TJGeek;5588486]Anyone share any info on Maria's Massage in Skokie?

Service provided? Quality of the staff? Fees?

I've called a few times but scheduling is hard.

Thanks in advance.

TJ.[/QUOTE]Maria is 55 +. Staff changes often. I don't visit often but recall 75 dollar rate for one hour. The place is small and I think only one room. Its worth a one or two time visit. Like my prior post on another location, be sure to give the usual signs.

The Euro scene of younger more appreciative girls has ended in my experience. We are left with older ladies which is fine but they should lower tip expectation rates because they are pushing senior age.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5588881]Maria is 55 +. Staff changes often. I don't visit often but recall 75 dollar rate for one hour. The place is small and I think only one room. Its worth a one or two time visit. Like my prior post on another location, be sure to give the usual signs.

The Euro scene of younger more appreciative girls has ended in my experience. We are left with older ladies which is fine but they should lower tip expectation rates because they are pushing senior age.[/QUOTE]Two rooms. Smaller one behind the entrance room has partial walls. Larger room to the right of the entrance has full walls and a sink. I've left both rooms happy over the years but prefer the more private room for obvious reasons. A couple guys including myself have seen Monika there. Maybe early 40's and pretty good looking given age. Some report L1 and some report more options but another guy got shut out. Maria's has always been a sure thing on the past but YMMV now. Some say Monika used to work under another name at Tatiana's. Agree with the wimp on the general emp scene and looking for suggestions.

Irene's Massage.

Harlem & Touhy Plaza.

Fantastic massage and L1 finish, more maybe possible as you go more often. Marta / Martha hot fit blonde with nice natural tits.

773-XXX-6019.

[QUOTE=Random36;5589854]Irene's Massage.

Harlem & Touhy Plaza.

Fantastic massage and L1 finish, more maybe possible as you go more often. Marta / Martha hot fit blonde with nice natural tits.

773-XXX-6019.[/QUOTE]A better experience is with Nina. Give her a try because she doesn't disappoint.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5590075]A better experience is with Nina. Give her a try because she doesn't disappoint.[/QUOTE]I forgot to add to my post that "marta" (fake name) worked at Norwood and also Latin T. Some of you may recognize her. A little weathered on the face though. Also works in Arlington H.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5588881]We are left with older ladies which is fine but they should lower tip expectation rates because they are pushing senior age.[/QUOTE]I still swear by the owner of 7 H at Lake Cook and Deerfield. She's been at this for 20 years. I met her for one of my first EMP sessions. She'll be pushing 50 soon, but stays fit and slim. Nata from Creative is another who has been in the game since 2001 or so. I saw her when she was still brand new talent for Yuri at Accurate on Dempster. I remember having to self-serve as she turned her back on me and pretended to clean up. I felt awful and was new to the scene myself. By the time I had her for a follow-up session, she was topless and allowed me to sit up and face her for a roaming finish. She must have realized the money would be good and stuck with it. Only wish she stayed slender and 20-something as well, but we all get old eventually.

My hope for the EMP scene is that the hotel agency Euros who end up staying in America migrate to spa services. I can't imagine the money isn't addicting but it drys up sooner than they realize. Escort services aren't kind to women no longer a few minutes out of their teens.