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[QUOTE=ReWritten;2158339]I have stayed for an hour with only one provider. After I bust for some reason I have no desire to stay or be around these chicks. Especially when tbeir hosting location is not the best. I wave of Buyers remorse sets in and I want to get out of there. LOL.

There are a few providers where I am really ambitious before our session. And once I get mine. I loose my desire and I leave. I wonder am I the only one.[/QUOTE]Hell no you aren't I'm the say way. I'm sure most. When you bust you want to get the fuck up out of there. Period. (unless it is just incredible and she is hot as hell).

Saw this broad 4 yrs ago and it was bad I can only imagine what it looks like now.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;2158702]Saw this skank on Friday: [URL]http://athensga.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/70-spcl-715-_-get-_-the-_-personal-_-attention-_-u-_-want_-36/17050594[/URL].

First, the pics are of her but are old. Next, she lives in the most dilapidated trailer park I have ever seen. When I first entered the trailer park, I laughed to myself as it looked like a great venue for an episode of Cops or Jerry Springer; however, even those TV shows have standards and would probably avoid this place.

So, why did NL go, you ask? Because I often stop by my favorite burger joint in Auburn, Dakota Bar and Grill. Delilah's place was close by. Anyway, entered her shitty mobile home, we both smiled, did a quick LE check and sat down on the sofa for some chit chat. There was an awkward moment where she just stared at me, so I asked what was wrong. She looked a little miffed and said, "We can't continue if I don't see the donation. " I almost walked at that point as her demeanor had changed, but plunked the $80 down anyway as I wanted to bust a nut to get a fresh start on the evening. Went to the bathroom to take a piss and then reached my leg up to flush the toilet with my shoe. She clearly didn't like that and ran to get a baby wipe to clean the flush handle, saying, "I like to keep a clean house. You should be using your hand. " Apparently this woman has poor eyesight because her whole trailer is a pig sty. We went to the bedroom and I suggested she turn on the light. Now she tells me that the electricity in half the trailer doesn't work. I hesitated to lie down on the towel she had placed on the bed as it was dark as shit in there. She leaned over for a BBBJ but her teeth were scraping the shit out of my poor dick skin. I barely rose to the occasion. She applied the cover, then leaned over the edge of the bed for standing dog. As I entered, I smelled a very foul pussy and pulled out. I said straight up, "Can't do it; your pussy stinks!" She didn't appreciate my comment and said, "It must be you. I am very clean. " I'd had enough, so I ripped the cover off, grabbed several baby wipes to clean junior as best I could, got dressed and was out the door in less than 60 seconds.

If you like skanky trailer trash, this is your girl. I can't imagine her getting any repeat customers.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Svtcobra;2158931]Hell no you aren't I'm the say way. I'm sure most. When you bust you want to get the fuck up out of there. Period. (unless it is just incredible and she is hot as hell).[/QUOTE]In my years of mongering I have only had the desire to stay with two girls. One was overseas and had a blast with her and ended up becoming good friends with her. The other was in Virginia and she was cool and fun and could hold a great conversation. She was smart as hell and just was a part time pro because she loved sex. She was working on her masters last time I saw her. Talked to her two years ago but I was out of Virginia, but she was getting ready to move for post doctorate work. Smart and loved to fuck. God I miss her.

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Left a message earlier, as I was fishing on BP, coming back from dropping off a UTR favorite, Kayla calls and so I decide to swing by for a hh at 1. 2. I did not get to qualify in detail as we dropped calls a few times and I was nearing her location.

When I get to her location she directs me to the rear and I wait 15 minutes. Which I thought was so she could freshen up. Especially once she gave the room number, which was almost in front of where I was parked. Kayla opens the door and you would have thought a fire was raging inside, I fully expected to see Cheech & Chong in there after the smoke cleared.

Kayla is 5'5" very dark chocolate, face ez 7,body ez 7. Once in the door she asked for donation straight away. I asked for proof on DFK, eventually I got my dfk the only one I got and after a bit I laid the tuition on the night stand. Kayla picks it counts as she goes to the bathroom and that's when I realize another girl is in there (her voice). I have never had good luck with arrangement and tonight was no different.

Kayla's voice is super deep / husky and once we are in the buff I got to her full be breasts after a bit Kayla's. Oh that feels good, the amount of emotion sounded like she was reading a script for the first time. I have her get up and do a sink bath and she was at least fresher.

I go to daty and she say's that's extra, but once I request funds back she spreads & is fresh and tho she uttered not a moan, or anything she climaxed shaking and running from my tongue. She suits me for CBJ, 1 minute later I wave her off and go to misch.

You guessed it she just layed there twice I heard in that same husky voice. Oh that feels good.

Now the pussy is juicy and tight. But a corpse and a recorder would've been the same otherwise.

So I tried to do k-9 , now I had been here like 15 minutes and the phone starts ringing (want to take bets on it being the girl in the bathroom?) I pounded out my frustrations, did a sink wash and said not another word. Performance a weak 3. Naw this is a 2 .[/QUOTE]So she wasn't fresh but you made her take a bath and then did DATY anyway? What?

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General: First things first, this girl is beyond spacey, but she can fuck and is game. So, I knocked this bird off the other day, I had seen her ad and called to set up an outcall. She said that she had a party to do and would call when she was finished, her speech was slow. She called back about 2 hours later and her speech was even slower than before, I told her that it sounded like she was in no condition to drive and that we'd hook up some other time. I contacted her a few days later and she came over.

Appearance: Khai is about 5'8" or so, flat tummy, be cups with eraser nips and long thin legs that rise into a large, firm heart shaped ass, 7. 9 on body. Her face is cute, she states that she is Somalian and Brazilian, she does have a huge tattoo across her back with the flag of Brazil in the middle, so who knows.

Attitude: Khai is cool as hell, a bit (a lot) spacey and incoherent at times, you won't be discussing quantum physics or much of anything else for that matter with her, but she is cool.

Rates: She did the hhr for $, outcall.

Menu: Told me everything covered when we spoke, CBJ, mish, reverse miss, CG, K9, lazy dog. She's not into DFK or FIV, didn't try daty.

The Juice: okay, so I hit this bird off the other day. She couldn't find my spot so I went outside and waved her down. She parked and got down from the car and I was happy with what I saw. Tall, slim, phat ass and cute face. We made our way in and went directly to bedroom. We both sat on the bed and then I realized that what I had been watching on tv was no longer playing, she had taken the remote and turned it to adult swim, she was actually laughing as she watched FG. I'm thinking to my self, WTF? I started rubbing her legs and going up her shirt, her nipples were stiff, I took her shirt off and started sucking them. I had her stand up and I undressed her and I got undressed too, we laid back on the bed and she snuggled up to me and put her head on my chest, still watching the cartoons and laughing as I played with her ass. After about 15 minutes I asked if everything was OK and she told me she was just getting comfortable, I asked her if she wanted a drink or something, she said yes and that she was sober. Could have fooled me, I would have guessed a combo of herbals and molly or something. I gave her a drink and got back in bed. After another 20 minutes or so passed, and me with a limp cock fearing that she was going to stall me or not perform well, I just told her that if she wasn't comfortable that I'd give her gas fare and that she could go, she said oh I didn't know you were ready and got up. I gave her a condom for some sucky-sucky and she put in on with her mouth and had excellent technique, she blows and sucks, DT and all that. After 5 minutes or so I told her that I wanted her to ride and she said she wasn't good at it, whatever just try. She straddled me, stuck in the wood and rocked back and forth a bit and said I told you, again whatever. I pulled her down on me and pushed her legs back in reverse miss, put both hands on her phat ass and started working my hold from the bottom, she started to get into it and kissed my neck and lips, just long pecks though and she grinded away. After about 5 or so I rolled her over into miss and gave her the business, slow all the way in and out, fucking down into her making sure that I was making contact with her clit, she was vocal and fucking back. Then I got up and told her to get in doggy on the edge of the bed and I sunk the magnificent, she was throwing it back but the angle wasn't quite right. I got up on the bed too and we ended up in lazy dog with her clutching the sheets and me biting her neck, I launched the attack in the cover, balls deep. We laid like that for a few minutes, then I told her where the restroom and towels were, she cleaned up, made some small talk and was out. Khai has some good pussy that stays creamy wet once she gets into it and good head, worth a repeat. Tip-I have a feeling that she will give you a lame fuck if you let her get away with being lazy.

Scratch hard or cur out.[/QUOTE]As GrChZebo noted GFE model looks, no stretch marks on this Brazilian hottie. Slim waist & exceptional ass along with her creamy INNY at. 1 at hh outcall to you.

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I saw her once a while back, and the experience was okay. However, I am just wondering if it gets better with time. She lives close to me and has some amazing tits, but the experience was kind of scripted for the first time. Anyone else seen her?

[QUOTE=AtlantaMulatto;2156878][URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/pinky-is-the-best-i-got-that-good-head-game-25/24039369[/URL]

Any intel on Pinky. I see that she post throughout the Atlanta area and specialize in all three holes available.[/QUOTE]Wrote a previous report on this fraud. Normally works out of College Park / Old Nat area. She is a classic bait-switch provider. She posts everything you could want in her ad and when you get to her incall she has other providers to handle certain shit. Says she doesn't like to give head and farms that out to another girl. Same for greek. I never tried her myself but after I paid for the visit and listened to her hussle said fuck it and left. YMMV.

She's also a bit heavy than her pics suggest.

Good luck and happy hunting.

Viktor.

[QUOTE=ReWritten;2158339]I have stayed for an hour with only one provider. After I bust for some reason I have no desire to stay or be around these chicks. Especially when tbeir hosting location is not the best. I wave of Buyers remorse sets in and I want to get out of there. LOL.

There are a few providers where I am really ambitious before our session. And once I get mine. I loose my desire and I leave. I wonder am I the only one.[/QUOTE]Someone once said:

You don't pay for sex.

You pay for her to leave after sex.

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Had the worst experience with this provider! I have seen her a few times over past few months and no real issues with her service.

She is not great at anything, but she is cheap and normally reliable.

Her face is terrible. Missing teeth and looks older then she says.

She is a cool. Chick no drama. But she would not be on my list at all of my funds were I'm a better position!!

Anyways here is the worst experience I have encountered a a monger!!

I arrive at her location. A low end notel off windy hill!!

Mistake #1- I park in front of her room, and while in my car I see a dude walking back and forth outside about 4 doors down from her room and then he walks toward her room and then knocks on her door and goes inside.

(I am still in my car, and when I see this guy go in her room, I drive off and text her amd tell her to hit me when she is done and I saw someone enter her room).

Mistake #2- She texts me 2 min later and says come back hes gone. So now I go back to her location, but now I park my car on side of hotel and walk to her room. I go back. To her room. And when I enter her room. This guy is still there? I know I. Should have left right away. But my dumbass entered room and sat down. I know I know really stupid.

When I am in room the guy asks " what's yiur name homie" "do you have a port" I tell the guy some fake name and tell him nah I don't have a newport. After that exchange I get up and say I'm going to store and get out of there.

Mistake #3- I get to my car drive away and text her how stupid she was and that wasnt cool. Etc. She texts me back and says hes gone pleaase come back. Now I know that everyone will say " motherfucker don't go back".

Well my dumb ass goes back. And now I see the guy outside walking away from her room. I go off on this chick. And she tells me how this guy stole her phone and how hes mentally ill and all this shit. I am pissed.

Mistake 4- I bang tbis chick. And then I leave.

I dodged a huge one and I know this was so stupid on my part. I share this story to say that it aint worth it fellas. Not only could I have been robbed or worst but we run the risk of so many things with this hobby that if we choose to do it we can't increase our risk and exposure by making mistames we can prevent. I was thinking on my way home.

"Is this hobby even worth it" the money I spend on these bumb ass chicks I could be spending fixing my credit. Or investing.

I don't know if this was a sign that I need to give this up. Or just a lucky. Break?

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On my way to work this morning and wanted it bad. Wanted some good BJ action before clockin in and hit up [URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/tuesday-throat-action-slurp-and-burp-mouth-no-time-limit-spl-miss-throat-throat-26/23160144.[/URL] She gave me directions and met her at the door she greeted me in and remembered me. We chatted and I asked her for some BBBJ even though she does covered. Knowing her head is good I offered more to the deed. I asked if I was clean and of course I am. She got on all fours and pulled the pants down and holy fuckin shit that BBBJ was WOW looking at her head moving was making worse. I barely lasted 10 min and release over her juggs she got. She look up at me smiling saying your in a good mood. She gave me a hug and I left fir work got a text later from her saying that BBBJ was not a regular thing. Damaged was a little extra for some good brain.

[QUOTE=TopShooter;2160363]On my way to work this morning and wanted it bad. Wanted some good BJ action before clockin in and hit up [URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/tuesday-throat-action-slurp-and-burp-mouth-no-time-limit-spl-miss-throat-throat-26/23160144.[/URL] She gave me directions and met her at the door she greeted me in and remembered me. We chatted and I asked her for some BBBJ even though she does covered. Knowing her head is good I offered more to the deed. I asked if I was clean and of course I am. She got on all fours and pulled the pants down and holy fuckin shit that BBBJ was WOW looking at her head moving was making worse. I barely lasted 10 min and release over her juggs she got. She look up at me smiling saying your in a good mood. She gave me a hug and I left fir work got a text later from her saying that BBBJ was not a regular thing. Damaged was a little extra for some good brain.[/QUOTE]Link aint woek.

[QUOTE=TopShooter;2160363]On my way to work this morning and wanted it bad. Wanted some good BJ action before clockin in and hit up [URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/tuesday-throat-action-slurp-and-burp-mouth-no-time-limit-spl-miss-throat-throat-26/23160144.[/URL] She gave me directions and met her at the door she greeted me in and remembered me. We chatted and I asked her for some BBBJ even though she does covered. Knowing her head is good I offered more to the deed. I asked if I was clean and of course I am. She got on all fours and pulled the pants down and holy fuckin shit that BBBJ was WOW looking at her head moving was making worse. I barely lasted 10 min and release over her juggs she got. She look up at me smiling saying your in a good mood. She gave me a hug and I left fir work got a text later from her saying that BBBJ was not a regular thing. Damaged was a little extra for some good brain.[/QUOTE]Who is the lucky receiver of your jizz? What was cost? Bad link.

Pass the dice. New shooter cumming out.

Thanks for sharing. I'm sure it happens more often than you think and guys are too ashamed to share (just like guys are much more likely to talk about their eagle or birdie than the hole they put 4 in the lake).

You acknowledge one very important element in your situation and that is budget or lack thereof. If I could try to offer one piece of practical advice (since budget isn't going to change in the short run), read the board like crazy and hit known quickie gals that are known to deliver and / or vet (talk & talk to, etc.) way more girls than you'd ever see. Have 3 or 4 ready to go if the first one doesn't work out. Then the next time you get to the door or even before the door there is a hit of anything off you just call the next one. Sure it's more work but it will pay off. The man with multiple options makes better decisions than the guy with limited options. Do your best to crate multiple options within your budget.

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Had the worst experience with this provider! I have seen her a few times over past few months and no real issues with her service.

She is not great at anything, but she is cheap and normally reliable.

Her face is terrible. Missing teeth and looks older then she says.

She is a cool. Chick no drama. But she would not be on my list at all of my funds were I'm a better position!!

Anyways here is the worst experience I have encountered a a monger!!

I arrive at her location. A low end notel off windy hill!!

Mistake #1- I park in front of her room, and while in my car I see a dude walking back and forth outside about 4 doors down from her room and then he walks toward her room and then knocks on her door and goes inside.

(I am still in my car, and when I see this guy go in her room, I drive off and text her amd tell her to hit me when she is done and I saw someone enter her room).

Mistake #2- She texts me 2 min later and says come back hes gone. So now I go back to her location, but now I park my car on side of hotel and walk to her room. I go back. To her room. And when I enter her room. This guy is still there? I know I. Should have left right away. But my dumbass entered room and sat down. I know I know really stupid.

When I am in room the guy asks " what's yiur name homie" "do you have a port" I tell the guy some fake name and tell him nah I don't have a newport. After that exchange I get up and say I'm going to store and get out of there.

Mistake #3- I get to my car drive away and text her how stupid she was and that wasnt cool. Etc. She texts me back and says hes gone pleaase come back. Now I know that everyone will say " motherfucker don't go back".

Well my dumb ass goes back. And now I see the guy outside walking away from her room. I go off on this chick. And she tells me how this guy stole her phone and how hes mentally ill and all this shit. I am pissed.

Mistake 4- I bang tbis chick. And then I leave.

I dodged a huge one and I know this was so stupid on my part. I share this story to say that it aint worth it fellas. Not only could I have been robbed or worst but we run the risk of so many things with this hobby that if we choose to do it we can't increase our risk and exposure by making mistames we can prevent. I was thinking on my way home.

"Is this hobby even worth it" the money I spend on these bumb ass chicks I could be spending fixing my credit. Or investing.

I don't know if this was a sign that I need to give this up. Or just a lucky. Break?[/QUOTE]

Excellent advice. Something else, when you find one or two that are local, keep in touch. I had three girls at the same property that I would fluctuate between pending on my mood and availability.

[QUOTE=Steak404;2160395]Thanks for sharing. I'm sure it happens more often than you think and guys are too ashamed to share (just like guys are much more likely to talk about their eagle or birdie than the hole they put 4 in the lake).

You acknowledge one very important element in your situation and that is budget or lack thereof. If I could try to offer one piece of practical advice (since budget isn't going to change in the short run), read the board like crazy and hit known quickie gals that are known to deliver and / or vet (talk & talk to, etc.) way more girls than you'd ever see. Have 3 or 4 ready to go if the first one doesn't work out. Then the next time you get to the door or even before the door there is a hit of anything off you just call the next one. Sure it's more work but it will pay off. The man with multiple options makes better decisions than the guy with limited options. Do your best to crate multiple options within your budget.[/QUOTE]