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I must be cursed or have bad Karma
Just a heads up to those who read my post, its a combination of reviews on 3 places, a rant, a rave and an attempt to get rid of some bad luck demons. Well here goes.
I was feeling rather frisky today so I thought it was best to see one of my ATFs, Amber in Altamonte. She told me when she was available to and I told her I would try to get there to see her. After a much needed nap, I rushed to shower and get on the road to see her, only to call and get no answer. Alas, I screwed up and called later then she said she would be available. Totally my fault, so strike one.
Ahh then kicks in my back up plan. Based upon this post by OVERTHEPOND13.
Overthepond13
Regular Member.
Reports.
19.
College Girls.
Originally Posted by Ftguy68
Has anyone checked out the downtown college girls recently? They seemed to have lowered the rates on a consistent basis, but who knows if they still upsell like crazy. The crappy part is the girls look pretty hot in the photos. Yeah some are for sure stolen, but the amateur looking ones are nice.
Oh well, just curious.
I have. IMHO they have improved. The upsell isn't so prevalent. Massage still just an excuse for a massage, but the girls (or at least many of them) are pretty darn hot, young and eager to please. This is just the way I like them. Not afraid to show a little flesh and more than a memorable shake to finish off the festivities. I worry that they are too high profile though, which keeps me away most of the time. I'm looking for one of the MT ladies out there that flies under the radar.
I tried them as my backup. Well I called and was told an address of 646 told what the small sign out front said and that the 2 girls were totally free. I drove there and could not find the place described at the address stated. I called and asked about my appointment and that the address was no good. I was told that the address I was given was 2 doors down for there safety but to go down to Colonial to Parramore and make a right and they are right there. I drove that route for 10 minutes and still could not find the place. I called back and was told that she gave me that she just started working there on the phones and it wasnt on Parromore but on Colonial just before Parramore and there is 1 parking space on the street right in front on Colonial. But a customer just came in and took my appointment and the other girl left, so it will be 10 minutes or so. I told her I would give her 20 minutes to finish and have time to clean up and I will find a parking spot not directly out front and be there in 20.
I called 20 minutes later and was told someone else showed up and I would have to wait again. At that point I declined. To much BS about the address and quite obvious appointments mean nothing.
So now to backup plan #2 I respond to the the 2 hot Asians post, WTH its right down the street.
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/two-_-hot-_-lovely_-asian-_-sweety-90h-22/4687695[/url]
I get texted the address of 1920 East Colonial. I spend 15 minutes driving around that address only to find a bridal store. I call several times to see whats going on and no answer. As I am about to leave I get a call and I am now told that they only give out the 1920 east colonial address to get you to the area and you need to go up the street there, tell them your car and they will verbally guide you to the right location. Stupid enough I try it and she mistakes my car for someone elses and is giving me even more wrong directions. Ok strike 3, enough BS with fake addresses I will pass.
Now my BIGGEST MISTAKE OF THE NIGHT. I pull around back onto Colonial and what do I see, GLEAMING like the slot machine that you know you will never hit, Like the hot girl in the bar that you have no chance with, Like buying a Lotto ticket knowing its billions to one that you will win. Well there it was the ORIENTAL SPA.
Well frustrated and stupid I went there and paid my $74, the girl on the phone sounded cute and the girl behind the counter was cute also. In the room I was greeted by a 40 something ish, tired, board, burnt out and maybe a 4 out of ten therapist that insisted on draping. I told her forget it give me half the house fee back and I will leave. She finally agreed to no draping but kept talking about how she is from Cali and its required, ignoring that I kept telling her it Florida and its not. So Ok to end this quickly, nothing happened but a below average massage. A hand towel required in a certain area at all times. No playing, no sensual massage and the table shower sucked. Oh yeah, when I left I stupidly gave her a 10 trying to be nice, she demanded more, I laughed and told her she is lucky she got that and I will not be back and as I left she threw a glass of water at me LOL.
OK so here are my reviews:
MY LUCK. 5 I'm still alive but I spent $84 plus gas on BS.
The Colonial girls. WASTE OF TIME. 0 (One parking space directly on colonial plus numerous cancels and lying about the actual address and CONSTANT rescheduling)
The 2 hot Asians off of Colonial. 0 . WTF how many fake addresses and misleading directions before its either a set up or to much BS to deal with?
Oriental Spa on Colonial. 4. And thats being generous.
Amber (Ms Joans).8. 5 . Hell I screwed up and called to late, not her fault.
One last thing, I know this is a long rant. If you wish to lecture me, school me, ***** about it, whatever please just PM me with the abuse and don't waste the boards time.
Thanks, be safe and I hope this gets published
Asia has now become NIKKI
Just a heads up Asia is now using the alias Nikke #4074859217.
New ad.
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mmm-nikki-is-fired-up-for-fun-22/4689618[/url]
Avoid, avoid avoid.
I don't know what to say.
Check her phone number on the web, go to another site, and try to get something solid. I don't know why the same name keeps comming up with questionable gals pictures. LEO or bait stitchers could be among us.
[QUOTE=Feuerwehr; 1204152]Hi guys, according to one of the members here, this young lady is not LEO, just B&S but a pleasant one.
If he is correct with his info, I saw this young lady some time ago and she was good for what I can remember.
Here is a link to the post with some real pics.
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?6089-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=1201489#post1201489[/url]
Be safe guys
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