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So weekly UTR Ashley and I hang out, usually for a few days and many times Envy is our other playmate. On this day I was almost to her place on the east side, when a family member did a pop up visit.

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Since I had an hour to kill and was on a side of town I don't normally frequent, I came upon a name I had seen before and was surprised 1st that she was available and that she could give me a hh at $ 140. Also impressive was she was able to be freshly showered and ready for me in 15 minutes.

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It was so cute as Ms. Dreams answers the door in the buff and even tho the door is still open she jumps in my arms for a DFK and yes my hands were plastered on that Ass! Since time was short we got on the bed for 69 that got is both hot and I am ashamed to say I did not get to go k-9 as misch felt great and I unloaded in the bag.

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So, as I posted earlier, I liked this video and after talking to "boss lady", I her bring her crew and after giving her Kudo's on her artistic talent and acting abilities. It became obvious that the flirt of the bunch was tember and once Boss Lady & tippy left, Tember and I got acquainted. Now she happily showed off her DFK skills, once I let out on a few jokes, Tember relaxed nicely and we started making out on the couch, quickly went to the bedroom. On the video it seemed she had a tummy, but I'm here to tell you that ain't the case now. Her creamy skin has a few tat's, but her youthful see's, toned legs and bubble ass, combined with her green & hazel eyes and great smile, had me hard from the first giggle and she can make out with those eyes.

While she at first claimed she could take or leave oral, 5 minutes on her puffy inny had her calling my name and after her shuddering o, we did misch and that little inny was juicy and Tember put those ankles to her ears and let me say she is tight.

This country girl is passive and the more encouragement you give her the more she gets into it. Cg, and k-9 were just as good and while she came to me at 180 hr, halfway thru we tried to extend only to find out she had guys waiting on her at her hotel.[/QUOTE]I'm not sure what to think of the video. The lady Dorien looks great though. The angle from the back is very nice.

Thank you for the heads up. That made up my mind.

[QUOTE=RentalMan;2157312]Provider has been around quite a white. Used to be Baby with Erica. More recently posting as Daisy. Is she a legit provider. Definite yes. Is she a good provider -- questionable. I saw her a couple times, 3 years ago when she was with Erica and she was terrific. In fact, most of her reviews on the other site were very good. Her current reviews, as Daisy, on that same site are much more varied -- a few very good, several very bad. I would not go back.[/QUOTE]

Incall only= [B]I don't have a ride[/B].

Outcall only= [B]I don't have a room[/B].

Text only= [B] I ran out of voice minutes[/B].

Email only= [B] I didn't pay my phone bill[/B].

2 Girl Special= [B]I watch / She Works[/B].

Call me when you get to such and such exit= [B]Fuck Off![/B].

My car broke down= [B]Fuck You![/B].

I do everything=[B] I'll say anything[/B].

Curvy= [B]Fat[/B].

Petite=[B] Skin and Bones[/B].

Mixed Dominican= [B]Black[/B].

Mixed Exotic= [B]Black[/B].

Italian and Arabian= [B]Black[/B].

January 01,2014= [B]100/150/200[/B].

January 08,2014= [B]80/100/150[/B].

January 15,2014= [B]60/80/100[/B].

January 22,2014= [B]$50 specials[/B].

February 01,2014= [B]$40 specials[/B].

Back in Town= [B]Just got out of jail[/B].

New Location= [B]New room, same motel[/B].

I look just like my pics= [B]I look nothing like my pics[/B].

100% real pics= [B]100% fake pics[/B].

Leaving Town Soon= [B]Running out of Money[/B].

Leaving Town Tonite= [B]Need money Now![/B].

Name Your Price= [B]Desperate[/B].

I'm Highly Reviewed= [B]I have no reviews[/B].

I don't do doggie= [B]Your too long[/B].

I don't ride= [B]Your not my man[/B].

Your hurting me= [B]Get Your Gut Out My Face[/B].

Your cute= [B]Dude, your ugly[/B].

$30 Special= [B]Transsexual[/B].

Anal only= [B]Homosexual[/B].

420 Friendly= [B]Weed for Sex[/B].

I don't rush= [B]I'm gonna rush you[/B].

Down to earth= [B]Full of Shit[/B].

Location: OTP South-McDonough= [B]I'm not trying to make any money[/B].

Location: OTP West-Fulton Industrial= [B] Refurbished street walker[/B].

Tips Appreciated= [B]Possible Upsell Nightmare[/B].

Tips Expected= [B]Definite Upsell Nightmare[/B].

Don't Worry I got you= [B]Don't worry I'm gonna get you outta here as quickly as possible[/B].

I'm halfway there= [B]I'm still at home[/B].

I'm at the gas station= [B]I just left the house[/B].

I'm right around the corner= [B]I'm at the gas station[/B].

I'm there now= [B]I'm right around the corner[/B].

Give me an hour= [B]I'm overbooked[/B].

Give me 10 minutes= [B]I gotta hurry up and get this guy outta here[/B].

I forgot the condoms= [B]I never had any condoms[/B].

I have to go back to my car to get some lube= [B]Bye Bye Sucka[/B].

No pimps or police= [B]I have a pimp, don't need no trouble with the police[/B].

I had more and forget them. Add on if you can.

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At least a month posting with new, consistent pics. Sometimes with another girl changed out every couple weeks.

These are all good signs, but as a cautious person, I would rather not go first. Any info?

If not, I may TOFTT this time as she looks amazing. If I do, I will report back.

Wow he too BIG= [B]You are too small, I say this to everyone[/B].

Cum for me baby= [B]Hurry up my next client is on the way[/B].

Hello handsome I've missed seeing you= [B]It's the end of the month and I need money[/B].

[QUOTE=JohnnyMapalo;2157871]Incall only= [B]I don't have a ride[/B].

Outcall only= [B]I don't have a room[/B].

Text only= [B] I ran out of voice minutes[/B].

Email only= [B] I didn't pay my phone bill[/B].

2 Girl Special= [B]I watch / She Works[/B].

Call me when you get to such and such exit= [B]Fuck Off![/B].

My car broke down= [B]Fuck You![/B].

I do everything=[B] I'll say anything[/B].

Curvy= [B]Fat[/B].

Petite=[B] Skin and Bones[/B].

Mixed Dominican= [B]Black[/B].

Mixed Exotic= [B]Black[/B].

Italian and Arabian= [B]Black[/B].

January 01,2014= [B]100/150/200[/B].

January 08,2014= [B]80/100/150[/B].

January 15,2014= [B]60/80/100[/B].

January 22,2014= [B]$50 specials[/B].

February 01,2014= [B]$40 specials[/B].

Back in Town= [B]Just got out of jail[/B].

New Location= [B]New room, same motel[/B].

I look just like my pics= [B]I look nothing like my pics[/B].

100% real pics= [B]100% fake pics[/B].

Leaving Town Soon= [B]Running out of Money[/B].

Leaving Town Tonite= [B]Need money Now![/B].

Name Your Price= [B]Desperate[/B].

I'm Highly Reviewed= [B]I have no reviews[/B].

I don't do doggie= [B]Your too long[/B].

I don't ride= [B]Your not my man[/B].

Your hurting me= [B]Get Your Gut Out My Face[/B].

Your cute= [B]Dude, your ugly[/B].

$30 Special= [B]Transsexual[/B].

Anal only= [B]Homosexual[/B].

420 Friendly= [B]Weed for Sex[/B].

I don't rush= [B]I'm gonna rush you[/B].

Down to earth= [B]Full of Shit[/B].

Location: OTP South-McDonough= [B]I'm not trying to make any money[/B].

Location: OTP West-Fulton Industrial= [B] Refurbished street walker[/B].

Tips Appreciated= [B]Possible Upsell Nightmare[/B].

Tips Expected= [B]Definite Upsell Nightmare[/B].

Don't Worry I got you= [B]Don't worry I'm gonna get you outta here as quickly as possible[/B].

I'm halfway there= [B]I'm still at home[/B].

I'm at the gas station= [B]I just left the house[/B].

I'm right around the corner= [B]I'm at the gas station[/B].

I'm there now= [B]I'm right around the corner[/B].

Give me an hour= [B]I'm overbooked[/B].

Give me 10 minutes= [B]I gotta hurry up and get this guy outta here[/B].

I forgot the condoms= [B]I never had any condoms[/B].

I have to go back to my car to get some lube= [B]Bye Bye Sucka[/B].

No pimps or police= [B]I have a pimp, don't need no trouble with the police[/B].

I had more and forget them. Add on if you can.[/QUOTE]

2 parts of thirsty hoes Tember & boss lady (jasmine) are here till nightfall.

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I have seen this MILF a few times, she typically does only outcalls & posts are found between 10 pm -2 pm. The pics are accurate, her face will not disappoint even the pickiest of hobbyist. On your good behavior, you can expect a great GFE session, dfk skillz 10, face ez 8,CBJ, daty, k-9,misch. She can hold a conversation and does this more for fun I think.

Her area is and. Fulton, Cobb, Cherokee, Bartow, not sure on perimeter.

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[QUOTE=JohnnyMapalo;2157871]

January 01,2014= [B]100/150/200[/B].

January 08,2014= [B]80/100/150[/B].

January 15,2014= [B]60/80/100[/B].

January 22,2014= [B]$50 specials[/B].

February 01,2014= [B]$40 specials[/B].

.[/QUOTE]Good list. TFF. As aside, has anyone ever gone an hour with a quickie gal? I don't mean paid for an hour but she actually hung in there with you (assuming you wanted to stay) for the full hour?

[QUOTE=Steak404;2158233]Good list. TFF. As aside, has anyone ever gone an hour with a quickie gal? I don't mean paid for an hour but she actually hung in there with you (assuming you wanted to stay) for the full hour?[/QUOTE]I have stayed for an hour with only one provider. After I bust for some reason I have no desire to stay or be around these chicks. Especially when tbeir hosting location is not the best. I wave of Buyers remorse sets in and I want to get out of there. LOL.

There are a few providers where I am really ambitious before our session. And once I get mine. I loose my desire and I leave. I wonder am I the only one.

[quote=nuguy36;2158039]wow he too big= [b]you are too small, i say this to everyone[/b].

cum for me baby= [b]hurry up my next client is on the way[/b].

hello handsome i've missed seeing you= [b]it's the end of the month and i need money[/b].[/quote]this is hilarious, thanks.

openminded = i won't budge, now let me wrap your entire body in plastic.

foreign = i once met a spanish person.

teen = ****.

milf = haggard old bag.

party friendly = needle junkie.

24/7 = picks up when she feels like it.

my brother is my driving me = pimp in the car.

my spot is cool = bring extra ammunition and a bazooka, you; re meeting me at a war zone.

my period just started = i've been a bloody mess for 3 days, its like a tarrentino film in my crotch.

feddish friendly = my pimp can't spell.

porto rican = i can't spell either.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMapalo;2157871]Incall only= [B]I don't have a ride[/B].

Outcall only= [B]I don't have a room[/B].

Text only= [B] I ran out of voice minutes[/B].

Email only= [B] I didn't pay my phone bill[/B].

2 Girl Special= [B]I watch / She Works[/B].

Call me when you get to such and such exit= [B]Fuck Off![/B].

My car broke down= [B]Fuck You![/B].

I do everything=[B] I'll say anything[/B].

Curvy= [B]Fat[/B].

Petite=[B] Skin and Bones[/B].

Mixed Dominican= [B]Black[/B].

Mixed Exotic= [B]Black[/B].

Italian and Arabian= [B]Black[/B].

January 01,2014= [B]100/150/200[/B].

January 08,2014= [B]80/100/150[/B].

January 15,2014= [B]60/80/100[/B].

January 22,2014= [B]$50 specials[/B].

February 01,2014= [B]$40 specials[/B].

Back in Town= [B]Just got out of jail[/B].

New Location= [B]New room, same motel[/B].

I look just like my pics= [B]I look nothing like my pics[/B].

100% real pics= [B]100% fake pics[/B].

Leaving Town Soon= [B]Running out of Money[/B].

Leaving Town Tonite= [B]Need money Now![/B].

Name Your Price= [B]Desperate[/B].

I'm Highly Reviewed= [B]I have no reviews[/B].

I don't do doggie= [B]Your too long[/B].

I don't ride= [B]Your not my man[/B].

Your hurting me= [B]Get Your Gut Out My Face[/B].

Your cute= [B]Dude, your ugly[/B].

$30 Special= [B]Transsexual[/B].

Anal only= [B]Homosexual[/B].

420 Friendly= [B]Weed for Sex[/B].

I don't rush= [B]I'm gonna rush you[/B].

Down to earth= [B]Full of Shit[/B].

Location: OTP South-McDonough= [B]I'm not trying to make any money[/B].

Location: OTP West-Fulton Industrial= [B] Refurbished street walker[/B].

Tips Appreciated= [B]Possible Upsell Nightmare[/B].

Tips Expected= [B]Definite Upsell Nightmare[/B].

Don't Worry I got you= [B]Don't worry I'm gonna get you outta here as quickly as possible[/B].

I'm halfway there= [B]I'm still at home[/B].

I'm at the gas station= [B]I just left the house[/B].

I'm right around the corner= [B]I'm at the gas station[/B].

I'm there now= [B]I'm right around the corner[/B].

Give me an hour= [B]I'm overbooked[/B].

Give me 10 minutes= [B]I gotta hurry up and get this guy outta here[/B].

I forgot the condoms= [B]I never had any condoms[/B].

I have to go back to my car to get some lube= [B]Bye Bye Sucka[/B].

No pimps or police= [B]I have a pimp, don't need no trouble with the police[/B].

I had more and forget them. Add on if you can.[/QUOTE]LOL. Classic and true! I've used a couple of these on those hoes. I. e. - "I forgot something in my car, be right back!" I gone.

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I will begin reporting my activity to do my part.

Thanks, Al.[/QUOTE]I saw her once about five years back when she was working out of one of the motels near Windy Hill and I-75. Her listed age is probably about accurate (late 40's by now) and she was a cute (not gorgeous) redhead with a good bit of freckles. The shower is her big thing. After an OK teasing body rub, you get in the shower with her. It's similar to the table shower you'll get in an AMC as far as how and where she soaps you down, but you'll get the HE right there in the shower. If that's your thing, good, but I never got real comfortable in a cheap motel shower with her. If she's operating out of a house, you may have more spacious surroundings. Back then the damage was 100 for about an hour.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMapalo;2157871]Incall only= [B]I don't have a ride[/B].

Outcall only= [B]I don't have a room[/B].

Text only= [B] I ran out of voice minutes[/B].

Email only= [B] I didn't pay my phone bill[/B].

2 Girl Special= [B]I watch / She Works[/B].

Call me when you get to such and such exit= [B]Fuck Off![/B].

My car broke down= [B]Fuck You![/B].

I do everything=[B] I'll say anything[/B].

Curvy= [B]Fat[/B].

Petite=[B] Skin and Bones[/B].

Mixed Dominican= [B]Black[/B].

Mixed Exotic= [B]Black[/B].

Italian and Arabian= [B]Black[/B].

January 01,2014= [B]100/150/200[/B].

January 08,2014= [B]80/100/150[/B].

January 15,2014= [B]60/80/100[/B].

January 22,2014= [B]$50 specials[/B].

February 01,2014= [B]$40 specials[/B].

Back in Town= [B]Just got out of jail[/B].

New Location= [B]New room, same motel[/B].

I look just like my pics= [B]I look nothing like my pics[/B].

100% real pics= [B]100% fake pics[/B].

Leaving Town Soon= [B]Running out of Money[/B].

Leaving Town Tonite= [B]Need money Now![/B].

Name Your Price= [B]Desperate[/B].

I'm Highly Reviewed= [B]I have no reviews[/B].

I don't do doggie= [B]Your too long[/B].

I don't ride= [B]Your not my man[/B].

Your hurting me= [B]Get Your Gut Out My Face[/B].

Your cute= [B]Dude, your ugly[/B].

$30 Special= [B]Transsexual[/B].

Anal only= [B]Homosexual[/B].

420 Friendly= [B]Weed for Sex[/B].

I don't rush= [B]I'm gonna rush you[/B].

Down to earth= [B]Full of Shit[/B].

Location: OTP South-McDonough= [B]I'm not trying to make any money[/B].

Location: OTP West-Fulton Industrial= [B] Refurbished street walker[/B].

Tips Appreciated= [B]Possible Upsell Nightmare[/B].

Tips Expected= [B]Definite Upsell Nightmare[/B].

Don't Worry I got you= [B]Don't worry I'm gonna get you outta here as quickly as possible[/B].

I'm halfway there= [B]I'm still at home[/B].

I'm at the gas station= [B]I just left the house[/B].

I'm right around the corner= [B]I'm at the gas station[/B].

I'm there now= [B]I'm right around the corner[/B].

Give me an hour= [B]I'm overbooked[/B].

Give me 10 minutes= [B]I gotta hurry up and get this guy outta here[/B].

I forgot the condoms= [B]I never had any condoms[/B].

I have to go back to my car to get some lube= [B]Bye Bye Sucka[/B].

No pimps or police= [B]I have a pimp, don't need no trouble with the police[/B].

I had more and forget them. Add on if you can.[/QUOTE]Great job on that list. Once in a while someone comes up with a similar list and it's funny to read and rings true. We owe you a beer.

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First, the pics are of her but are old. Next, she lives in the most dilapidated trailer park I have ever seen. When I first entered the trailer park, I laughed to myself as it looked like a great venue for an episode of Cops or Jerry Springer; however, even those TV shows have standards and would probably avoid this place.

So, why did NL go, you ask? Because I often stop by my favorite burger joint in Auburn, Dakota Bar and Grill. Delilah's place was close by. Anyway, entered her shitty mobile home, we both smiled, did a quick LE check and sat down on the sofa for some chit chat. There was an awkward moment where she just stared at me, so I asked what was wrong. She looked a little miffed and said, "We can't continue if I don't see the donation. " I almost walked at that point as her demeanor had changed, but plunked the $80 down anyway as I wanted to bust a nut to get a fresh start on the evening. Went to the bathroom to take a piss and then reached my leg up to flush the toilet with my shoe. She clearly didn't like that and ran to get a baby wipe to clean the flush handle, saying, "I like to keep a clean house. You should be using your hand. " Apparently this woman has poor eyesight because her whole trailer is a pig sty. We went to the bedroom and I suggested she turn on the light. Now she tells me that the electricity in half the trailer doesn't work. I hesitated to lie down on the towel she had placed on the bed as it was dark as shit in there. She leaned over for a BBBJ but her teeth were scraping the shit out of my poor dick skin. I barely rose to the occasion. She applied the cover, then leaned over the edge of the bed for standing dog. As I entered, I smelled a very foul pussy and pulled out. I said straight up, "Can't do it; your pussy stinks!" She didn't appreciate my comment and said, "It must be you. I am very clean. " I'd had enough, so I ripped the cover off, grabbed several baby wipes to clean junior as best I could, got dressed and was out the door in less than 60 seconds.

If you like skanky trailer trash, this is your girl. I can't imagine her getting any repeat customers.

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Left a message earlier, as I was fishing on BP, coming back from dropping off a UTR favorite, Kayla calls and so I decide to swing by for a hh at 1. 2. I did not get to qualify in detail as we dropped calls a few times and I was nearing her location.

When I get to her location she directs me to the rear and I wait 15 minutes. Which I thought was so she could freshen up. Especially once she gave the room number, which was almost in front of where I was parked. Kayla opens the door and you would have thought a fire was raging inside, I fully expected to see Cheech & Chong in there after the smoke cleared.

Kayla is 5'5" very dark chocolate, face ez 7,body ez 7. Once in the door she asked for donation straight away. I asked for proof on DFK, eventually I got my dfk the only one I got and after a bit I laid the tuition on the night stand. Kayla picks it counts as she goes to the bathroom and that's when I realize another girl is in there (her voice). I have never had good luck with arrangement and tonight was no different.

Kayla's voice is super deep / husky and once we are in the buff I got to her full be breasts after a bit Kayla's. Oh that feels good, the amount of emotion sounded like she was reading a script for the first time. I have her get up and do a sink bath and she was at least fresher.

I go to daty and she say's that's extra, but once I request funds back she spreads & is fresh and tho she uttered not a moan, or anything she climaxed shaking and running from my tongue. She suits me for CBJ, 1 minute later I wave her off and go to misch.

You guessed it she just layed there twice I heard in that same husky voice. Oh that feels good.

Now the pussy is juicy and tight. But a corpse and a recorder would've been the same otherwise.

So I tried to do k-9 , now I had been here like 15 minutes and the phone starts ringing (want to take bets on it being the girl in the bathroom?) I pounded out my frustrations, did a sink wash and said not another word. Performance a weak 3. Naw this is a 2 .