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[QUOTE=DarkRoomDaddy;6039105]I have no idea how you jumped to that conclusion. "puerto negro" is Spanish for "black door" which is his ass. And he stated he did not want, and did not get a finger up the back door. "labia" is latin for lips. I assume he means they were DFK. Although usually a woman's private parts are described in medical books as inner and outer labia, so normally I would use that term with DATY, but since he is a dude and has no labia of that sort, I ruled that possibility out.

She did not "take it" in any orifice in this report. It sounds like he had a nice session with a nice lady.[/QUOTE]Puerto negro is black port. Puerta negra is black door.

Any info on this place? I've read a few reviews on other sites, seems like a good legit place. But if house fee is $55 then I'll stick with Young Zi.

[QUOTE=MrPlumber;6036984]I literally left Andie's grasp at 10:15 tonight. As noted, I asked her for "soft" massage and she delivered. Upon the flip I asked for nice and slow and she again delivered. AND! Not even an attempt to pierce the vail of my puerta negra. Had about 10 minutes of gentle cuddle time to finish out the (very late) hour. We may have crossed the plane of each others' upper labia with our tongues though 😉.

Oh andshe wasnt happy with 60 and politely begged for 20 more. I cavedas I enjoyed a few more squeezes of her ass.
#ImWeakSomeTimes[/QUOTE]80 is well worth it for the cuddle and the tongue. If you enjoyed that moment and feel a connection with her, and if I were you, I go back to see her tmr, but definitely within a week, with a jimmy. This is where YMMV may take you wherever you want. Work your charm and Good luck!

[QUOTE=DarkRoomDaddy;6038382]Lets say we compromise and agree 50 is base pay for an oil lube and tune with OTC action. Add 5 for UTC top, UTC bottom. Add 10 for UTC top and bottom, Prostrate exam, cuddle / hug while jacking. Those are not expensive rates. Pay a girl $10 to stick a finger a place a girlfriend or wife would never do. That's a damn bargain. So right there is 80 if you get all that. Plus there are girls who watch the clock, and there are girls who are fun and playful. That's worth something. Even a friendly waitress gets a bigger tip than a cold witch who throws your food on the table. So now we are up to 90. Add in BJ, DATY, FS, and fair market value goes up further.

I don't think any of us can complain if we are getting excellent service. Suppose you blew $200 on house and girl for a session that made you smile for a week. Compare to having a GF or a mistress who you need to spend that kind of money on dinners, hotels. Etc. Probably with no better level of service or enthusiasm.

Its a sad truth that I have met some of the coldest bitches working, but also some of the loveliest, funniest, more romantic women in these shops. It seems bizarre but you might get a more fun experience from a woman you are paying than a woman who supposedly loves you.[/QUOTE]Mountbaldy, knowing what I now know about you, I find your last sentence extremely sad.

[QUOTE=Kevin80;6039498]Whine and complain and still pay. People can list reasons on why HF and expected tips are up 25-50%; but the main reason is simply because mongers are willing to pay.[/QUOTE]My breakfast burrito at Mama's on Beach was barely over 10 bucks pre-covid. Now it's 17. When I started mongering, HE was 20. When it went to 40, my visits to AMP decreased and elected to go FS at private houses for 120. Much better deal to go from HE to FS for just 40. Then BW came along with 30 door and 30 tip, and I was pulled back in. Now BW is 60, but FS also jumped, from 160-300 depending on each talent's own asking price. An older gentlemen used to tell me (now I'm his age then), if you don't want to pay, pull out a benji and lay it in front, between you and the monitor, DYI and whack it, clean up and put the benji back in your pocket. A hard day's work is done.

Do I wish it's 40, of course. But would I pay 60, yes, because I can't stop.

[QUOTE=MrPlumber;6038621]SaltyDog, today my 80+house went to a newbie named Lisa at My Happy Feet. Those B mammaries fit nicely in my mouth, one at a time. Her girlie boner is seriously sensitive, so be gentle and careful or she'll buck you off like an angry mare. And one in the pink while she orally administered to the plumber's wrench until completion, sans CIM.

We long-timers have all enjoyed a very long ride at previous rates. I don't like higher prices for the same or less but that's what we got in this world, for now and into the foreseeable future. Change always sucks for a while. As long as fillies like Lisa also suck, somehow we'll get through it.[/QUOTE]Isn't Lisa the one that's about 5'6", with a lot of eye makeup and some back folds? Was she the one that replaced Cindy when she left for a while? I met her at the front counter. She seemed friendly but she had a full schedule.

[QUOTE=Caribe;6039800]Isn't Lisa the one that's about 5'6", with a lot of eye makeup and some back folds? Was she the one that replaced Cindy when she left for a while? I met her at the front counter. She seemed friendly but she had a full schedule.[/QUOTE]Not sure if this Lisa was the replacement for Cindy when she left MHF. Your description of her is pretty accurate. She's got a bit of a tummy but I didn't notice any back folds. Other than her and Cindy I don't know who else is there as PPSN keeps shuffling the lineup. Coco has left, as did Livi and Hanna (good riddance to Hanna's whiny, greedy ass). I'm hopeful Angela returns after she finishes massage school. Lily would be nice to see as well but she seems to be damaged goods. Sad to see as she was such a sweety.

[QUOTE=Caribe;6039800]Isn't Lisa the one that's about 5'6", with a lot of eye makeup and some back folds? Was she the one that replaced Cindy when she left for a while? I met her at the front counter. She seemed friendly but she had a full schedule.[/QUOTE]If she's the same one I'm thinking of, she's been there a few months. Haven't seen her but heard she's chubby and ugly.

[QUOTE=DarkRoomDaddy;6039105]I have no idea how you jumped to that conclusion. "puerto negro" is Spanish for "black door" which is his ass. And he stated he did not want, and did not get a finger up the back door. "labia" is latin for lips. I assume he means they were DFK. Although usually a woman's private parts are described in medical books as inner and outer labia, so normally I would use that term with DATY, but since he is a dude and has no labia of that sort, I ruled that possibility out.

She did not "take it" in any orifice in this report. It sounds like he had a nice session with a nice lady.[/QUOTE]Deductive reasoning FTW. Thanks, DRD.

#BoardRedeemed.

#IntellectualRedemptionIsStillRedemption.

[QUOTE=JBird433;6038486]So I have found a hidden gem. I feel like I'm the only monger that goes to get pleasured at this establishment. Every time I go I'm the only one there with the same beautiful Korean (Japanese?) woman in her mid 30's. Just the two of us for the last 4 Fridays and I never call ahead.

I write this to encourage you all to visit shops that aren't known to be jack shacks. The first time I went she denied me. But when I went back she treated me right. No rush, a soft touch, and honestly this place seems very clean. I feel like she's my personal maid. Go out and find your own gem it's worth it.[/QUOTE]This is as good as not posting if you aren't sharing LOL.

[QUOTE=JBird433;6038486]So I have found a hidden gem. I feel like I'm the only monger that goes to get pleasured at this establishment. Every time I go I'm the only one there with the same beautiful Korean (Japanese?) woman in her mid 30's. Just the two of us for the last 4 Fridays and I never call ahead.

I write this to encourage you all to visit shops that aren't known to be jack shacks. The first time I went she denied me. But when I went back she treated me right. No rush, a soft touch, and honestly this place seems very clean. I feel like she's my personal maid. Go out and find your own gem it's worth it.[/QUOTE]Sounds interesting. Where is this place. If you tell, I promise not to go on Fridays LOL.

[QUOTE=TommyGaines;6039760]My breakfast burrito at Mama's on Beach was barely over 10 bucks pre-covid. Now it's 17. [/QUOTE]There's no way on this green earth I'd pay $17 for a burrito regardless of the location.

[QUOTE=JBird433;6038486]I write this to encourage yo all to visit shops that aren't known to be jack shacks. The first time I went she denied me. But when I went back she treated me right. No rush, a soft touch, and honestly this place seems very clean. I feel like she's my personal maid. Go out and find your own gem it's worth it.[/QUOTE]Some people like the hunt, some like to visit a gal multiple times to 'break' her into the hobby (a fools errand if you ask me, like she doesn't pull the same routine w every guy).

Me, I don't have that kind of patience, nor the funds to throw away unnoticed.

I will certianly hit a new shop, but personally, I will NEVER go back if I don't get what I want.

More of us did that, it would likely increase the percentage of good, FS joints.

Others might think diffferently though.

Went over here to see IG: ariaa. Skyy. Latina I think with nice curvy body. Paid total 145 for Nuru. She instantly took off her clothes as soon as she walked in and asked what I wanted. Almost no massage using hands but chose to rub her tits all over my back for awhile before the flip. Did the usual Nuru body slide and got on top of with her lower half in my face and let me touch wherever. Hot girl, pretty cool but have had better 7/10 but would probably go again.

Anybody have info on Body and Sope or Surf city massage on beach?

[QUOTE=MrPlumber;6039816]Not sure if this Lisa was the replacement for Cindy when she left MHF. Your description of her is pretty accurate. She's got a bit of a tummy but I didn't notice any back folds. Other than her and Cindy I don't know who else is there as PPSN keeps shuffling the lineup. Coco has left, as did Livi and Hanna (good riddance to Hanna's whiny, greedy ass). I'm hopeful Angela returns after she finishes massage school. Lily would be nice to see as well but she seems to be damaged goods. Sad to see as she was such a sweety.[/QUOTE]Where does Hanna work now?