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[QUOTE=WaltK;2690814][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-pics-lexi-is-still-hereget-your-chance-tonight-dont-miss-out/21774083[/URL]

Went to see Lexi the other day in spite of the mediocre reviews. I am a looks 1st, 2nd and 3rd sort of guy so the "dead fish but hot" reviews didn't scare me off.

Pros:

She is a provider.

She seems nice enough.

I didn't get robbed or arrested.

I busted a nut.

Cons:

The previous reports are wrong, the pics are NOT her. She does look reasonably similar but nowhere near as hot as that girl in the pic.

She is pregnant.

She put a cover on my completely limp tool and proceeded to suck on it for exactly one second. No shit, it was one second.

Moved to the most uninspired CHJ you can imagine while spewing mundane drivel.

Moved to mish when it was half hard, could not believe a girl that young could be so loose.

Had to really concentrate to pop.

I wouldn't go back if she paid me. Total damage $60/ SS.[/QUOTE]This reinforces my theory, The hot pics in Grand Rapids are either old or fake pics and their performance usually sucks (in a really bad way).

Thanks for the reality update WaltK.

Took a chance on Lily today:

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-number-sorry-guys-anything-goes-hh-and-hr-special/21744704[/URL]

If those pics are her, they're several years old, and indeed an image search shows they've been used elsewhere (California). I did my research before going in, though, and found an older post from the same girl (though different number):

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hot-addictive1choice-mg_-perfection/21744755[/URL]

That one looks like her (also attached for reference), though she's less tan now. She's early 20's, probably 5'7", nice legs, chest just about right for a handful. Does have a few extra pounds around the middle, not close to BBW though. No baby damage or pharmaceutical use that I noticed.

Communication was via text, and slow. 10+ minutes for every response, often much more. We did finally settle on a time, and she was fairly prompt once I showed up.

Skills were respectable. Light kissing, CBJ, CFS. Was only a hhr so didn't get into any other menu items, but those were all well executed. Damage 90.

Worth a look if you're into the young ones, and can handle it taking a while to get set up.

All the pic 4 pic ads lately, and ads with no phone numbers. Do these scammers really think we will bite?

[QUOTE=WaltK;2690814][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-pics-lexi-is-still-hereget-your-chance-tonight-dont-miss-out/21774083[/URL]

Went to see Lexi the other day in spite of the mediocre reviews. I am a looks 1st, 2nd and 3rd sort of guy so the "dead fish but hot" reviews didn't scare me off.

Pros:

She is a provider.

She seems nice enough.

I didn't get robbed or arrested.

I busted a nut.

Cons:

The previous reports are wrong, the pics are NOT her. She does look reasonably similar but nowhere near as hot as that girl in the pic.

She is pregnant.

She put a cover on my completely limp tool and proceeded to suck on it for exactly one second. No shit, it was one second.

Moved to the most uninspired CHJ you can imagine while spewing mundane drivel.

Moved to mish when it was half hard, could not believe a girl that young could be so loose.

Had to really concentrate to pop.

I wouldn't go back if she paid me. Total damage $60/ SS.[/QUOTE]Yeah she is the worst provider I have ever seen that didn't try to rob me. At least you got one second out of her. That's one second more than I got and I spent 80. I think she is trying the old change my name and pics routine because of the bad reviews. Used to go by Sophia.

[QUOTE=BadBoyFourU;2691178]All the pic 4 pic ads lately, and ads with no phone numbers. Do these scammers really think we will bite?[/QUOTE]It freakin makes no sense that this wasted useless be. S. Gets posted. It's global! Besides, most of this tripe doesn't respond to text, or calls. I think it's a form of "Terrorist activity!

Day was pretty much a bust, got stood up by my ATF, so I decided I'd toftt and check out ginger [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hey-im-ginger/21813215[/URL], she took 50 minutes to reply to first text and never replied after that.

Then I thought I'd give Leena a try [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/exotic-sexy-leena-lets-have-some-fun/21817162[/URL], she wanted 200+ for outcall. That wasn't going to happen and incall was on the other side of town from me, and just as bad price wise.

Decided to go with one of the tried and true ladies after that and gave Candice a call. Either the way she was dressed or w / e, she looked nothing like the pictures, clothes come off and given the smell down there I damn near kicked her out at that. She's mad I didn't pop 30 seconds into the BBBJ. She continues for a minute or two then I strat going for the cover which she says isn't needed she's reaching for her phone saying someones waiting for her and hes going to start pounding on doors if she doesn't come out right now.

So I pretty much just let her go. I wasn't getting my money back and I sure as hell wasn't going to continue.

End result? I think it's a sign to put the mongering ways on hold for awhile.

Anyone had any dreams with this young beauty?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sensual-sidneynew-pictures/19905407[/URL]

[QUOTE=JohnsonRod;2691578]Anyone had any dreams with this young beauty?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sensual-sidneynew-pictures/19905407[/URL][/QUOTE]Seems like I've seen something a while ago on the massage parlor board. Girl needs to not make that face she looks fucking insane in those pics LOL.

Isn't the girl in the attached link the famous Peaches? I thought she had moved to Florida a couple of years ago. If so, 22 years old she aint!

[URL]http://muskegon.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/22-yr-old-blonde/21818881[/URL]

It seems these three ladies have migrated to SW Michigan for a few days.

[URL]http://swmi.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/its-me-or-its-free/21786146[/URL]

[URL]http://swmi.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/one-little-sp88er-and-one-pours-waterfalls-ivyandbelle-top-2-in-kalamazoo-and-battle-creek/19833304[/URL]

I read reviews about all three. Looking for a few more details and opinion on who is the best choice. PM me if you would prefer.

Thanks, Mwv.

[QUOTE=JohnsonRod;2691578]Anyone had any dreams with this young beauty?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sensual-sidneynew-pictures/19905407[/URL][/QUOTE]Plenty of reviews here if you do your research. I myself have seen her back in her East / West drama filled days. Massage was so-so. She never shuts up, and she is very tall. If you like those talkative drama filled types where YMMV, feel free to go see her. I've had worse. She didn't pester or ask for a tip, which was nice. After she got done with the "flip" of course she said "I don't usually do BBBJ, so don't tell anyone. It was one of the loudest BJ's I've ever received. LOL. Hopefully she has learned how to be quieter as the walls at BG are thin! My ttl damage for my hour, granted a couple years ago, was no more than $100. I know this because I won't spend over $100 on any mp girl. I don't want to add to the GPS!! So, go for it. Let us know if the BBBJ is any quieter. LOL.

SH.

[QUOTE=mwvoyeur;2691719]It seems these three ladies have migrated to SW Michigan for a few days.

[URL]http://swmi.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/its-me-or-its-free/21786146[/URL]

[URL]http://swmi.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/one-little-sp88er-and-one-pours-waterfalls-ivyandbelle-top-2-in-kalamazoo-and-battle-creek/19833304[/URL]

I read reviews about all three. Looking for a few more details and opinion on who is the best choice. PM me if you would prefer.

Thanks, Mwv.[/QUOTE]Brandy I have heard good / bad things. Not for sure, but she is on my short list.

Belle I have seen. Absolutely great.

The third, I have no info to share.

So, has anyone tried this one?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/nuru-massagessaturday-only-book-appointment-now/19865302[/URL]

I would love to try the Nuru Massage / Bodyslide, with extras.

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[QUOTE=GordonShumway;2692030]So, has anyone tried this one?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/nuru-massagessaturday-only-book-appointment-now/19865302[/URL]

I would love to try the Nuru Massage / Bodyslide, with extras.[/QUOTE]You are really going to enjoy finding all the hidden treasures google image shows you on this one. Enjoy searching like we do.

Have fun.

[QUOTE=Marty84;2691657]Seems like I've seen something a while ago on the massage parlor board. Girl needs to not make that face she looks fucking insane in those pics LOL.[/QUOTE]I know it, that's what has me intrigued!! Love that crazy face! Will let you know how it goes.

Anybody see her yet? Said she is here for the next week or so.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/early-morning-special-lollipop-special-with-no-hands/21823963[/URL]

[QUOTE=MikeYepthatsm;2693775]Anybody see her yet? Said she is here for the next week or so.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/early-morning-special-lollipop-special-with-no-hands/21823963[/URL][/QUOTE]Was curious about this one myself. Google puts her in PA with a 301 number before. I don't like the 2-3 girl at the end of the ad though, that seems to lead to a bait and switch thing.

Valuable review, thanks!

[QUOTE=WaltK;2690814][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-pics-lexi-is-still-hereget-your-chance-tonight-dont-miss-out/21774083[/URL]

Went to see Lexi the other day in spite of the mediocre reviews. I am a looks 1st, 2nd and 3rd sort of guy so the "dead fish but hot" reviews didn't scare me off.

Pros:

She is a provider.

She seems nice enough.

I didn't get robbed or arrested.

I busted a nut.

Cons:

The previous reports are wrong, the pics are NOT her. She does look reasonably similar but nowhere near as hot as that girl in the pic.

She is pregnant.

She put a cover on my completely limp tool and proceeded to suck on it for exactly one second. No shit, it was one second.

Moved to the most uninspired CHJ you can imagine while spewing mundane drivel.

Moved to mish when it was half hard, could not believe a girl that young could be so loose.

Had to really concentrate to pop.

I wouldn't go back if she paid me. Total damage $60/ SS.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wolverines;2694241]Valuable review, thanks![/QUOTE]This! Because I was *this* close to having a date with her. Thanks for the save!

I found this girl on BP she looks "real" and local. Have you guys seen her before?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/eautiful-ttractive-ey-londe/19620898[/URL]

Any info in this one.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/maria/20921876[/URL]

Ake -

She looks to be a fake. Ad in Vegas with different number.

Any info on Lovely Lauren?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lovely-lauren/21876560[/URL]

Google image search turned up another post in NYC from September with a different phone number but the age listed on that post might match up with this one (24 there, 25 here). And considering it was the only hit for pics like those, my little head is screaming at me that this post might be real. I searched this thread, got a few hits on a Lauren that's been in town a couple times before but nothing recent or with pics. I'm going to ping her and see what happens but any info would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=ChipCharger;2644658][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/open-minded-down-to-earth-beauty-ready-to-play-pics-are-100-me-and-recent-or-its-free/21116626[/URL]

Lacy is new. She is definitely legit. It is her in the pics. If you google her number you will find a few more. She carries a bit more weight as the pics are a little old but a good representation none-the-less. I wasn't disappointed but she is not a spinner. She does have a little tummy but no mommy isues. Probably be cup, very nice too. Her skin is soft, smooth, and pretty. She shaves her legs and. She was super clean. She is a cutie. Pretty long hair and great smile. She is very sweet. Can hold a conversation. I enjoyed her company. Seems pretty normal. Set up was easy and quick. In call on 28th at a nicer place. Performance / skills were very good. She is a pleaser. I'll see again. Feel free to p.m. if you need more info.[/QUOTE]I saw Lacy a few days ago and will second Chip's report. A little shy at first but delivered a very solid BBBJ and finished up with CFS in a few positions. Not a supermodel but cute enough, smells good, clear headed and not a clockwatcher. Definitely loosened up as the session progressed, my guess is she may get better as you get to know her. I will repeat.

Has anyone went on a date with Callie two days playtime please dm me.

The NoNonsense Lady just left the building,
Awsome French skills, she was on time and got down to business right away. Like her name says, NoNonsense.

She is splitting her time between Grand Rapids, Family and Kazoo. So catch her if you can. She is returning to San Diego on Dec. 7
JJletsplay has a great review in Kazoo on the Escort Classifieds Ads with Member Discussion thread. I couldn't say it any better than he did.

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/-22/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/10000-NNL-Visiting.html[/URL]

I would stay away from Lexxi. I contacted her awhile back to see what was up and was a total run around. Drove out to her and when I got there I called and she said she was at the mall. I waited for about 30 minutes for her to get back to her place.

She called and said her roommate was there and asked if I would do a car date. I said fine, then she gave me her address to pick her up. It was in a bad part of town. I was out side waiting for her to come out and started getting a strange feeling.

She called me again and asked what car I was in and to turn my lights on so she new. I noticed a car fly by and go to the other side of her building. Now I was like WTF. Then about 4-5 guys started coming my way. I slammed the car in gear and got the hell out of there.

To this day I believe it was a set up and I got lucky. Be care out there and trust your judgement!

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/brethtking-rated-1-italian-princess-is-backincallsand-outcalls-2312207268/21729692[/URL]

[QUOTE=Chris202;2696305]Has anyone went on a date with Callie two days playtime please dm me.[/QUOTE]Be more specific. Which Callie?

I think he means this one. [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/twos-day-playtime/21890388[/URL].

[QUOTE=MichGuy0419;2696601]I think he means this one. [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/twos-day-playtime/21890388[/URL].[/QUOTE]Yes I do mean this one has anyone had a dream with her if so how was it is she worth it.

[QUOTE=MichGuy0419;2696601]I think he means this one. [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/twos-day-playtime/21890388[/URL].[/QUOTE]I have seen that girl twice in the last year. She is actually better looking in person. Nice personality, soft spoken and not a motor mouth. She will actually give a decent massage also. BBBJ, covered mish and k9 were what I partook of. I asked for cim but she declined. She is a nice woman with good skills. Nothing outstanding but got the job done. Incall was safe and clean. Happy mongering.

[QUOTE=Benz1;2696432]The NoNonsense Lady just left the building,
Awsome French skills, she was on time and got down to business right away. Like her name says, NoNonsense.

She is splitting her time between Grand Rapids, Family and Kazoo. So catch her if you can. She is returning to San Diego on Dec. 7
JJletsplay has a great review in Kazoo on the Escort Classifieds Ads with Member Discussion thread. I couldn't say it any better than he did.

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/-22/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/10000-NNL-Visiting.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Thank you for our great visit and for giving our friends the heads-up that I am here and available. Get it, heads-up hahaha.

Well many have inquired of when I will have GR incall. I will have incall appts available from 4 pm Thursday Dec 3 till noon on Saturday Dec 5th. Hope to see a lot of my friends during that time but as you know I do not overschedule these hotel stays for discretion, so be sure to set up your appointment as soon as you can. [EMAIL]NNLfunSD@gmail.com[/EMAIL].

Here is my updated USA Classifieds ad showing the hotel info:

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/222/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/9999-NNL-Visiting.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Nwboldtd;2696875]I have seen that girl twice in the last year. She is actually better looking in person. Nice personality, soft spoken and not a motor mouth. She will actually give a decent massage also. BBBJ, covered mish and k9 were what I partook of. I asked for cim but she declined. She is a nice woman with good skills. Nothing outstanding but got the job done. Incall was safe and clean. Happy mongering.[/QUOTE]In her pics she looks mid 40's or more. How old would you say she was?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hot-red-kelley-ready-to-have-fun/8473363[/URL]

Has anyone seen her since she moved from apartment to her house? I've see her many times when she had her apartment. Always great service. Never rushed. Flat fee. BBBJ, covered FS, multiple positions, excellent oral skills for sure and phenomenal breasts. Just wondering how the house is set up? I always liked that she had an apartment for her sessions, and want to know how house is set up.

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;2696958]In her pics she looks mid 40's or more. How old would you say she was?[/QUOTE]I would say 45 to 50. Nice body Uses it well. Good bbj and FS. I have seen her twice.

Looks like Sabrina changed her name to Lexi.

$60 sounds like a good deal.

Warning she will take your Cash and dash.

[QUOTE=Benz1;2697439]Looks like Sabrina changed her name to Lexi.

$60 sounds like a good deal.

Warning she will take your Cash and dash.[/QUOTE]Cash and dash link.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/specials-all-call-lexi/21917455[/URL]

I don't play often, but I've been in the hobby for 20+ years and go back to all the old boards- even Hotwoods. My first post here is '04- wow. I tend to do my research and read alot- occasionally TOFTT. It's tough to do that when you don't play often though.

So I recently came into a little hobby coin, and I'm looking for a recommendation.

I love ALL women- but like many, I have my favorites. Young and tight is great, but in my experience they tend to not be that great, even if they look hot.

I LOVE mature and large-breasted- not so much into BBW (although I have- been with Peyton- fun, just not so much my thing- maybe again some time), but proportionate is just fine.

I like AA ladies.

Is Brooke (bombshell) still in the game? I met with her a couple years ago- it was awesome- but her website is still quoting $250- and that's a bit much, unless she runs specials. A duo with her and someone she likes could be epic.

A duo would be a blast. I've had a few, but it's been a few years. I had a duo probably 20 years ago with an at-the-time regular, but the first one with name I remember was Bobbi and Autumn (Lori). Awesome.

Recently (in the last 6 months) I've met with 2 AA girls, one of which was awesome- Florida (not BBW, but a little larger, proportionate girl) - but alas, she seems to have departed the scene. Too bad, she was great- one of those rare, into it, and young girls, but she didn't last. They rarely do, and that's OK if they figure out this isn't for them. Also I was with and another AA girl that was off of Burton by Palace or Stafford- she was young, HOT, good, high, but shorted me a bit, and I took a bit of a break after that- that was probably July.

I even thought about Ginger Leigh (dream proportions right there), but that MPG just doesn't do it at $350. For a little less I'd consider it.

Mandy has been on the short list, but I have read she's not into it- and attitude is important to me. I like the girl to be having fun as well- or at lest faking it well.

Ms Skyy has had my interest as well, but I haven't seen any reviews in a long time. She checks all the boxes if she has a good attitude.

So- any recommendations? Any thoughts? Help a brother out who has a chance to play? Thanks!

[QUOTE=Doyle30;2191512]She's in GR right now, she is awesome! Come see her! I can't repeat all the good comments, but she is great.[/QUOTE]NoNonsense Lady is in GR right now, you've seen her before and liked her. She will be going back to San Diego on Dec. 7th. Scroll down on this page and Read post # 8024