EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

I just can not get anything but a legit massage at EMPs it seems. Tried out this provider in PR. She had a CL ad. Discrete office with a tucked away entrance, plenty of parking. Was hoping my luck had finally changed and she would become a regular for me.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/bts/d/des-plaines-great-treatment-for-your/7347380831.html[/URL]

There were some promising signs, initially. There was no blanket on the table, no forms to fill out. I got on the table nude. When she came in, she didn't overreact but did cover me with a sheet. Strike one. She took more liberties than a legit MT would take, but there was never any touching of the boys. Strike two. On the flip, she commented on my body, that I worked out, etc. But always kept me covered. Massaged my inner thigh, but nothing over the line. Strike three.

I've gone to Euros more in the past year, and I've realized that what seem like signals to me (and usually are with Asians) aren't necessarily the case with these providers. Granted, I haven't been to places with positive reviews on this forum and others. Also, I do not push the envelope. Maybe Euros need you to be more obvious. I don't know.

I'm thinking of trying GH or one of those places on Shermer. I've never been and they seem like more of safe bet. I'm just looking for a standard massage with L1 finish. Nothing more.

If you've been to GH recently, I'd appreciate a dm. Haven't seen any reviews of that place on here for a few years.

[QUOTE=TooFull;5438063]I just can not get anything but a legit massage at EMPs it seems. Tried out this provider in PR. She had a CL ad. Discrete office with a tucked away entrance, plenty of parking. Was hoping my luck had finally changed and she would become a regular for me.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/bts/d/des-plaines-great-treatment-for-your/7347380831.html[/URL]

There were some promising signs, initially. There was no blanket on the table, no forms to fill out. I got on the table nude. When she came in, she didn't overreact but did cover me with a sheet. Strike one. She took more liberties than a legit MT would take, but there was never any touching of the boys. Strike two. On the flip, she commented on my body, that I worked out, etc. But always kept me covered. Massaged my inner thigh, but nothing over the line. Strike three.

I've gone to Euros more in the past year, and I've realized that what seem like signals to me (and usually are with Asians) aren't necessarily the case with these providers. Granted, I haven't been to places with positive reviews on this forum and others. Also, I do not push the envelope. Maybe Euros need you to be more obvious. I don't know.

I'm thinking of trying GH or one of those places on Shermer. I've never been and they seem like more of safe bet. I'm just looking for a standard massage with L1 finish. Nothing more.

If you've been to GH recently, I'd appreciate a dm. Haven't seen any reviews of that place on here for a few years.[/QUOTE]Are the pics accurate for Sofia?

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5438093]Are the pics accurate for Sofia?[/QUOTE]Yeah. The pics are accurate, but maybe about a decade old. She's probably in the late 40's, early 50's. Definitely had some bad face work done. Fake titties.

Yeah that's how she rolls. Posts suggestive ads like this [URL]https://www.adultlook.com/p/2909044[/URL] to get you in the door but won't do extras. She's been doing that consistently for prob 10 years now going way back to BP days. Still using a lot of the same pics today as back then too. She was in the city for a long time I think on Chicago ave.

Search the board for Sofia and you'll see a long trail for her all saying the same. Looks like she's trying to rebrand herself as Gloria [URL]https://www.gloriamassage.com[/URL].

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[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/bts/d/des-plaines-great-treatment-for-your/7347380831.html[/URL]

There were some promising signs, initially. There was no blanket on the table, no forms to fill out. I got on the table nude. When she came in, she didn't overreact but did cover me with a sheet. Strike one. She took more liberties than a legit MT would take, but there was never any touching of the boys. Strike two. On the flip, she commented on my body, that I worked out, etc. But always kept me covered. Massaged my inner thigh, but nothing over the line. Strike three.

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[QUOTE=PauFord;5438286]Yeah that's how she rolls. Posts suggestive ads like this [URL]https://www.adultlook.com/p/2909044[/URL] to get you in the door but won't do extras. She's been doing that consistently for prob 10 years now going way back to BP days. Still using a lot of the same pics today as back then too. She was in the city for a long time I think on Chicago ave.

Search the board for Sofia and you'll see a long trail for her all saying the same. Looks like she's trying to rebrand herself as Gloria [URL]https://www.gloriamassage.com[/URL].[/QUOTE]The therapist was pinched years back. You can use google to find free details and photo. I've tried her a few times and got nothing as well. Gloria and Sophia are not her real names. The ads are misleading and my guess is that she provides only for the most trusted client. That is my opinion. The photos are accurate and she is pretty and a nice body. She definitely lets her hair fall on your skin to excite you. I don't recommend and mongers should not visit anyone who false advertises.

[QUOTE=TooFull;5438063]I just can not get anything but a legit massage at EMPs it seems. Tried out this provider in PR. She had a CL ad. Discrete office with a tucked away entrance, plenty of parking. Was hoping my luck had finally changed and she would become a regular for me.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/bts/d/des-plaines-great-treatment-for-your/7347380831.html[/URL]

There were some promising signs, initially. There was no blanket on the table, no forms to fill out. I got on the table nude. When she came in, she didn't overreact but did cover me with a sheet. Strike one. She took more liberties than a legit MT would take, but there was never any touching of the boys. Strike two. On the flip, she commented on my body, that I worked out, etc. But always kept me covered. Massaged my inner thigh, but nothing over the line. Strike three.

I've gone to Euros more in the past year, and I've realized that what seem like signals to me (and usually are with Asians) aren't necessarily the case with these providers. Granted, I haven't been to places with positive reviews on this forum and others. Also, I do not push the envelope. Maybe Euros need you to be more obvious. I don't know.

I'm thinking of trying GH or one of those places on Shermer. I've never been and they seem like more of safe bet. I'm just looking for a standard massage with L1 finish. Nothing more.

If you've been to GH recently, I'd appreciate a dm. Haven't seen any reviews of that place on here for a few years.[/QUOTE]A few years ago I made a late-night, dead of Winter appointment at Tatiana's in Schaumburg. Looking back, it was the same Sophia that they sent out to meet me. I had an identical experience as you and this was ages ago. It was only the two of us in the lot and we had the entire building to ourselves. You'd think it would be enough for her to feel like we had maximum privacy, but nothing happened. I doubt she will ever change. The only thing she'll ever provide is blue balls.

As far as GH goes, I believe it now overlaps with this woman. I'm only speculating, as both have addresses in the same small office building. I've heard that the current lady at GH is older and not attractive. This one fits the bill, especially since she seems to market herself as an "alternative" practitioner. Even still, I called her and she seems to balk at even subtle suggestions for providing extras, so take it for what it's worth.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/holisticcenterofhealth/[/URL]

[QUOTE=PauFord;5438286]Yeah that's how she rolls. Posts suggestive ads like this [URL]https://www.adultlook.com/p/2909044[/URL] to get you in the door but won't do extras. She's been doing that consistently for prob 10 years now going way back to BP days. Still using a lot of the same pics today as back then too. She was in the city for a long time I think on Chicago ave.

Search the board for Sofia and you'll see a long trail for her all saying the same. Looks like she's trying to rebrand herself as Gloria [URL]https://www.gloriamassage.com[/URL].[/QUOTE]I'm a bit long (even flaccid). When she went underneath the towel there was a surprise waiting for her. Mission accomplished for an extra Grant!

[QUOTE=AddysaDouche;5438759]I'm a bit long (even flaccid). When she went underneath the towel there was a surprise waiting for her. Mission accomplished for an extra Grant![/QUOTE]I've seen her a couple times and no extras. So you're telling me on the flip I should have a grant taped to my cock?

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5439576]I've seen her a couple times and no extras. So you're telling me on the flip I should have a grant taped to my cock?[/QUOTE]LOL never thought about taping money to my dick. Grooming would be important if you don't want a scotch tape wax job!

EMP scene comes and goes, no pun intended, but the past couple years have mostly been gone. Creative and Lovely Hands on Shermer and Maria's in Skokie were always safe bets for at least a standard finish. I haven't been to any of those in over a year and don't know anything about the current staff.

[QUOTE=TooFull;5438063]I just can not get anything but a legit massage at EMPs it seems. Tried out this provider in PR. She had a CL ad. Discrete office with a tucked away entrance, plenty of parking. Was hoping my luck had finally changed and she would become a regular for me.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/bts/d/des-plaines-great-treatment-for-your/7347380831.html[/URL]

There were some promising signs, initially. There was no blanket on the table, no forms to fill out. I got on the table nude. When she came in, she didn't overreact but did cover me with a sheet. Strike one. She took more liberties than a legit MT would take, but there was never any touching of the boys. Strike two. On the flip, she commented on my body, that I worked out, etc. But always kept me covered. Massaged my inner thigh, but nothing over the line. Strike three.

I've gone to Euros more in the past year, and I've realized that what seem like signals to me (and usually are with Asians) aren't necessarily the case with these providers. Granted, I haven't been to places with positive reviews on this forum and others. Also, I do not push the envelope. Maybe Euros need you to be more obvious. I don't know.

I'm thinking of trying GH or one of those places on Shermer. I've never been and they seem like more of safe bet. I'm just looking for a standard massage with L1 finish. Nothing more.

If you've been to GH recently, I'd appreciate a dm. Haven't seen any reviews of that place on here for a few years.[/QUOTE]For kicks, if you get bored, just google Sophia massage in park ridge, or her phone number, and look at some of the google reviews. They are hilarious, and illustrate a lot of what has been said about her.

[URL]https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/YourMasseuseNo1[/URL]

I know there's been stuff on here about her going legit? Also that massageanywhere has old stuff on it. I attached a link because there are new pics on her massageanywhere advert, so that would suggest she is still working.

Has anyone tried her recently? Is she legit or is there a menu? She has "light touch" on her advert menu...

The new pics are impressive. Great abs!

[QUOTE=EdCarbone;5442412][URL]https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/YourMasseuseNo1[/URL]

I know there's been stuff on here about her going legit? Also that massageanywhere has old stuff on it. I attached a link because there are new pics on her massageanywhere advert, so that would suggest she is still working.

Has anyone tried her recently? Is she legit or is there a menu? She has "light touch" on her advert menu...

The new pics are impressive. Great abs![/QUOTE]There are no pics when I go to the link. Also, it says draping mandatory toward the bottom.

[QUOTE=EdCarbone;5442412][URL]https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/YourMasseuseNo1[/URL]

I know there's been stuff on here about her going legit? Also that massageanywhere has old stuff on it. I attached a link because there are new pics on her massageanywhere advert, so that would suggest she is still working.

Has anyone tried her recently? Is she legit or is there a menu? She has "light touch" on her advert menu...

The new pics are impressive. Great abs![/QUOTE]I emailed her ages ago and received a pointed reminder that the session is always draped. I never made the appointment.

Also, Facebook is your friend. The spelling of her last name is slightly different, but phonetically the same. Let's just say that she has been deeply involved with the same guy for an extended period of time. Her politics would make it so that you would absolutely love or despise her. Even if it's for a legit session. Still a sharp-looking woman, from what I can tell.

I'm looking for recommendations on the best EMP out there these days. I know it's kind of slim pickings, but if you had to pick the best one or two, who / what would you recommend?

[QUOTE=MGolfer;5446252]I'm looking for recommendations on the best EMP out there these days. I know it's kind of slim pickings, but if you had to pick the best one or two, who / what would you recommend?[/QUOTE]Definitely slim-pickings. Most have left the EMP scene and the new arrivals to the US go directly to the hotel agencies. Who have you seen?