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[QUOTE=JoeMaleMpls;6200557]Funny story I saw her about 20th years ago. Not she if she was working back then. We met outside the seen and when back to her house. No massage at all but she has a great Hoover for a mouth however the wall in the meat room have seen better days. It was stretched out and she made weird noises during sex. I had to go greek just to finish she did pretty wet (no squirt) but running down her leg. Not she if she has kids or what but that meat locker had no friction left. Never saw her again but not surprised she a working girl now. Not the only one I see working that I hooked up with in the past.

Again no idea what her service is like and she was pretty annoying back then.[/QUOTE]I only saw her once. She played country music from her TV. Okay massage, then a rather uninterested HE. Glad to hear some of you received more. I was not motivated to return.

If I recall the place smelled pretty much from cigarettes which I don't like too much.

[QUOTE=BurtForPres;6189294]Texted her like thrice now. No response. Hope you have more success. I kinda have a thing for older white ladies.[/QUOTE]She's been around for years, hadn't seen her post anything in a long time. She use to go by Dawn Marie, huge cans not much to look at. I saw her years ago when she was younger, like 50 LOL.

Anyone know the story behind the AMP on Geneva Ave south of 694 in Oakdale closing? Was at a different place a couple of weeks ago and the lady said a place in Oakdale got busted and was shut down. I wasn't sure if that was true or if she was just using it as an excuse not to offer anything extra. At the time, I hadn't heard anything so I couldn't respond to her claim. Looking back, I should have asked which place and for more details but didn't think about it at the time (too busy trying to get more). Yesterday, I was at Fleet Farm and decided to drive by and see if was open. Not only was it closed down, the front room was all cleaned out and the sign was gone. RM shows they are closed but Google still shows them as being open and their website is still active.

A side note / question, has that road always been called Geneva Ave? I thought it was Century Ave all the way from south Maplewood up to White Bear Lake.

I just moved here from South Carolina (I know, but there's more to life than weather). You couldn't drive 10 minutes without passing a FS AMP in Columbia or Greenville and Charlotte NC was fantastic. What the hell?

[QUOTE=BlondSuave;6203614]I just moved here from South Carolina (I know, but there's more to life than weather). You couldn't drive 10 minutes without passing a FS AMP in Columbia or Greenville and Charlotte NC was fantastic. What the hell?[/QUOTE]Moved here from Florida. This is a complete wasteland. You can get much better in WI or IA and that boggles the mind.

[QUOTE=Gatrfn;6203937]Moved here from Florida. This is a complete wasteland. You can get much better in WI or IA and that boggles the mind.[/QUOTE]Washington, Oregon, California, and New York are all great. Hell Canada has a great scene in cities I've been to, Calgary, Vancouver, Toronto and Montreal.

[QUOTE=BlondSuave;6203614]I just moved here from South Carolina (I know, but there's more to life than weather). You couldn't drive 10 minutes without passing a FS AMP in Columbia or Greenville and Charlotte NC was fantastic. What the hell?[/QUOTE]Welcome to the club brother. If it's any consolation, I came from Nebraska. There is actually jack shit down there for AMP's. So uh. It could be worse?

There are more joints here than you'd initially think though. They're not exactly everywhere, but there are options if you research through the forum for a while. DM some senior members for tips.

[QUOTE=Jimmysixxx7;6204361]Washington, Oregon, California, and New York are all great. Hell Canada has a great scene in cities I've been to, Calgary, Vancouver, Toronto and Montreal.[/QUOTE]MN used to be so much better up until the early / mid 2010's.

I think things went downhill after the Thai agency bust that garnered national attention. Seems like Minnesotans automatically associate Asian massages places with trafficking nowadays.

Five Senses was the last FS place I visited. Miss just walking in and getting serviced.

Lot of cuties circulated through that joint. I'd work out hardcore across the street, shower then pay them a visit. There was a girl that loved to rub her feet on my junk and play with the old brown eye while I laid face down. Attractive girl too. Makes me miss the good old days.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;6206616]Lot of cuties circulated through that joint. I'd work out hardcore across the street, shower then pay them a visit. There was a girl that loved to rub her feet on my junk and play with the old brown eye while I laid face down. Attractive girl too. Makes me miss the good old days.[/QUOTE]I was only in there a couple times, but always left happy.

I had previously posted about my disdain for the lack of good table shower service around here. I'm happy to say that I found a good option over in SLP. It's a joint that was previously reported here as legit, but was able to get some L1 action at.

More specifically, I called to make an hour appt and was there within 15 min. Started the visit with a table shower. Their shower room is dark, quiet, and private. The lady washing me was petite, older, pretty okay. No tits or ass unfortunately. She immediately started with some butt cheek scrubbing, grazing close to the crack. I immediately took that as a sign to start the negotiation. Indicated I wanted a 2 pop, one during the wash and one on the massage table. She indicated a 100 tip. That on top of the 75 room fee means it was a 180 visit (I only had 20's). With the economy now, I won't complain.

She did plenty of good crack and little guy cleaning. Was very thorough. The first finish was great and she kept it going until I gave her the stop signal. Cleaned me off, finished the wash, and headed to the room.

The table was actually heated, nice bonus. Massage was pretty eh. Could have been harder IMO. Teasing was great. Not a lot of actual butthole contact (great band name), but plent of sack caressing and a bit of tug from behind. On the flip, she draped the sheet over.

I should mention that the whole time, the door was slightly ajar. There was another lady doing stuff outside and my masseuse was very wary of it. She still lifted the sheet and went to work, shielding her handiwork from visibility through the cracked door. Very weird, and made it kinda hard to finish. Her technique was okay, and I was just able to squeeze out the second pop.

20 minutes of nice foot massage (and a nap) and I was good to go. Overall, I am very happy to know there is at least 1 option. The table shower is completely complementary for an hour, so I felt like I got good value. DM me for the name of the joint. Didn't get the lady's name, but I never really do. Sorry guys.

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Found the above as new, anyone partake?

A2, feel free to remove this admin review of met posts at any time! I will say it again, you read into it wrong, and you should have been familiar with the movie before doing this.

But Carmen is back. Slightly more quiet IMHO.

But in person she is I think an exotic beauty! See her while you can, and before she leaves.

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[QUOTE=LastsLonger;6211041]But Carmen is back. Slightly more quiet IMHO.

But in person she is I think an exotic beauty! See her while you can, and before she leaves.

[URL]https://rubmd.com/minneapolis-mn/d5970d54-f1d4-4b7c-ab34-71d27d279aba[/URL][/QUOTE]Saw this exact post the other day and was intrigued. How'd your visit go?

Her post says out call only but it also says your place / my place in South Mpls. Which is actually accurate?

[QUOTE=MacSauce;6211443]Saw this exact post the other day and was intrigued. How'd your visit go?

Her post says out call only but it also says your place / my place in South Mpls. Which is actually accurate?[/QUOTE]Good eye. I had only noticed the outcall only. I know years ago she has a place in S Mpls but then went to outcall only. When I saw the ad and only saw the outcall only, I figured that nothing changed. Might have to try to find out if she is still around when I have time to see someone. Her incall was kind of dump but she was a fun time. I had planned on repeating but she went to outcall only before I had a chance. The only negative was that afterwards I took a shower and we laid on the bed together fooling around a little while chatting. I thought she was being very generous on the time until I realized when I was leaving it had only been an hour so if I hadn't taken the shower and went back in laid in bed with her she would have shorted me quite a bit of time.

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On a side note, when did RubMD come back online? I thought they had shut down. I noticed there wasn't many ads on there, kind of wondering if this is a new ad or if they just dug up an old one so they have something on their site. It does have an AZ phone number and that is where she had been working lately so that's a good sign.