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[QUOTE=PhilmeTank; 1367604]This woman has more issues than a newsstand. I'm not sure what's wrong with her but I know I don't have the cure. I called her when I noticed my first option was a high volume provider. I'd have done better to get in line. Victoria caught my eye because her pictures show a woman that's thin, exotic and pretty. I'd tried her a few times with no answer and, when I bailed on the first escort, thought I'd call her once more. She answered, sounded good on the phone and we agreed to meet in 30 minutes. I called when I was nearby and she asked if I could wait while she brought her niece next door.

I got out of my car and was having a smoke when I got another call from her. She said she was just leaving and would be ready in about 5 min. As I stood on the sidewalk, I realized the person I was speaking with was approaching me with a black guy and a small dog wrapped in a blanket. Believe me, I couldn't make this up. She realized it too and said how awkward it was so we both hung up. I said Hello, as they passed, thinking it was Victoria. She was slender, wearing sweats (hardly my favorite) and her hair was all brown, instead of with pink highlights.

About five minutes later I got a call with the address, which was right around the corner. When I pulled up, I could see that Victoria (the real one) was outside waiting for me. I'd already discussed the donation, my clothing preferences, etc. With someone I now realized wasn't my date. Ay yi yi.

On the one hand, I was pleased that she looked as advertised. On the other, I thought this is weird. She was wearing jeans, a cami and her lips were painted bright red. Most escorts know that lipstick isn't a good idea. Victoria wasn't like most escorts or even most people. We went inside and she asked me to prove I wasn't LE (you know the drill). I left the donation on the table and she got me an ice water. She brought me back to a room full of baby stuff, a small bed and a curtain to close. For privacy. Then we stepped out the back door to have a smoke. This woman must be bipolar or something. I won't go into the details of her upselling antics or the way she suddenly (for no apparent reason) switched from friendly to yelling at me to get out. She's psycho. Suffice it to say, under no circumstances, regardless of how desperate or drunk you are, regardless of how hot she looks, would I recommend seeing her. Her body is spicy hot but her mind is cold as yesterday's leftovers.

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[ATTACH=CONFIG]162513[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads-up! No pun intended!

I also called her & she sounded very pleasant on the phone. I was asking about her outcalls just to feel her out so to speak. I would've went to her incall because she had that "freaky" look about her. This is what's great about this site! Thanks again for saving me the trip, headache, $$ & who knows what else. Rook.

[quote=kyfireman; 1367556]will be in tampa for several days for gasparilla. planned on checking out dm and see how it was. is the place on the level? any info would be great!

thanks![/quote]not really related to dm but, if you are going to any of the gasparilla festivities make sure that you behave yourself as tpd has adopted a zero tolerance policy:

[i]cracking open a can of beer on tampa's streets is no longer a crime, but [b]anyone carrying an open container off the gasparilla parade route saturday will face a fine.[/b]

the first time, it's $75. by the fourth, it's $450.

the city council unanimously voted in october to make the open container law a civil issue, like a speeding ticket. violators won't face arrest, but will have to pay up.

the ordinance faces its biggest test this weekend: the rowdy pirate invasion, where tens of thousands imbibe.

police have arrested between 250 and 400 people at recent gasparilla parades on alcohol charges alone. if those numbers continue, the city could make at least $20, 000. it will go into the general revenue fund, police officials said.

**** drinking is still a crime.

though the new approach will be in force at gasparilla, the idea was born about 10 months ago on south howard avenue, where hundreds bar-hop each weekend.

officer jason cella had seen too many well-meaning people wander outside a bar with a beer in hand. they weren't driving. they weren't ****. and they didn't appear to be harming anyone.

he sent an email to the chief suggesting the city decriminalize the carrying of an open container.

police chief jane castor thought it was a good idea. she didn't like the idea of sending out-of-town paradegoers home with a criminal record.

"drinking and driving and consuming alcohol in the street are two different issues," she said monday.

ellen snelling, the chairwoman of the tampa alcohol coalition, was wary when she first heard about the ordinance. snelling thought it might lead to more rule-breakers and rowdy drinkers.

but after talking with law enforcement, she supports the approach.

"there's still a penalty," she said.

she says police have told her they expect the citation-writing process will be quicker than charging someone. it could lead to more enforcement at gasparilla, she said.

"we'll see how it goes," she said.

authorities revved up their education campaign this week, visiting schools to announce their "zero tolerance" for **** drinking.

mayor bob buckhorn and hillsborough schools superintendent maryellen elia also sent out a pre-recorded phone message to parents of middle- and high school-age children.

"police will be cracking down," buckhorn warns.

every tampa police officer will work saturday — either along the route or in their zones, said police spokeswoman laura mcelroy.

"our goal is to make gasparilla as safe and fun as possible," castor said."we want everyone to go home with a neck full of beads and not in handcuffs."[/i]

[QUOTE=SumGuy1977;1367595]A kid? LOL. She said the pix were of her nephew. Oh well, maybe it was the Suttet Home talking.[/QUOTE]I've seen her myspac3 (she may not still have it, who knows) and she has a kid, no doubt. In all the times I've seen her, she wouldn't reveal anything other than her wonderful breasts, no part of her belly

Was sort of interested in this suicide girl so big thanks.

[QUOTE=PhilmeTank; 1367604]This woman has more issues than a newsstand. I'm not sure what's wrong with her but I know I don't have the cure. I called her when I noticed my first option was a high volume provider. I'd have done better to get in line. Victoria caught my eye because her pictures show a woman that's thin, exotic and pretty. I'd tried her a few times with no answer and, when I bailed on the first escort, thought I'd call her once more. She answered, sounded good on the phone and we agreed to meet in 30 minutes. I called when I was nearby and she asked if I could wait while she brought her niece next door.

I got out of my car and was having a smoke when I got another call from her. She said she was just leaving and would be ready in about 5 min. As I stood on the sidewalk, I realized the person I was speaking with was approaching me with a black guy and a small dog wrapped in a blanket. Believe me, I couldn't make this up. She realized it too and said how awkward it was so we both hung up. I said Hello, as they passed, thinking it was Victoria. She was slender, wearing sweats (hardly my favorite) and her hair was all brown, instead of with pink highlights.

About five minutes later I got a call with the address, which was right around the corner. When I pulled up, I could see that Victoria (the real one) was outside waiting for me. I'd already discussed the donation, my clothing preferences, etc. With someone I now realized wasn't my date. Ay yi yi.

On the one hand, I was pleased that she looked as advertised. On the other, I thought this is weird. She was wearing jeans, a cami and her lips were painted bright red. Most escorts know that lipstick isn't a good idea. Victoria wasn't like most escorts or even most people. We went inside and she asked me to prove I wasn't LE (you know the drill). I left the donation on the table and she got me an ice water. She brought me back to a room full of baby stuff, a small bed and a curtain to close. For privacy. Then we stepped out the back door to have a smoke. This woman must be bipolar or something. I won't go into the details of her upselling antics or the way she suddenly (for no apparent reason) switched from friendly to yelling at me to get out. She's psycho. Suffice it to say, under no circumstances, regardless of how desperate or drunk you are, regardless of how hot she looks, would I recommend seeing her. Her body is spicy hot but her mind is cold as yesterday's leftovers.

[url]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/120-special-attention-when-your-tired-of-fake-pics-and-girls-im-ready-now-247-20/6568921[/url]

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So I saw this new girl today here name is Jennifer. Like you can see from her pics, she is young and I guess a spinner type possibly. Anyways, she is new to this and was pretty shy and nervous, she offered covered BBBJ, DATY, etc. Again, she was kinda shy but really tried her best and even tried some stuff that maybe she wasn't so comfortable with, really sweet girl. I would see her again. [url]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/petite-white-female-blonde-streaks-always-eager-2-please-shes-says-no-but-i-say-yes-25/6573755[/url]

[QUOTE=PhilmeTank; 1367604]This woman has more issues than a newsstand. I'm not sure what's wrong with her but I know I don't have the cure. I called her when I noticed my first option was a high volume provider. I'd have done better to get in line. Victoria caught my eye because her pictures show a woman that's thin, exotic and pretty. I'd tried her a few times with no answer and, when I bailed on the first escort, thought I'd call her once more. She answered, sounded good on the phone and we agreed to meet in 30 minutes. I called when I was nearby and she asked if I could wait while she brought her niece next door.

I got out of my car and was having a smoke when I got another call from her. She said she was just leaving and would be ready in about 5 min. As I stood on the sidewalk, I realized the person I was speaking with was approaching me with a black guy and a small dog wrapped in a blanket. Believe me, I couldn't make this up. She realized it too and said how awkward it was so we both hung up. I said Hello, as they passed, thinking it was Victoria. She was slender, wearing sweats (hardly my favorite) and her hair was all brown, instead of with pink highlights.

About five minutes later I got a call with the address, which was right around the corner. When I pulled up, I could see that Victoria (the real one) was outside waiting for me. I'd already discussed the donation, my clothing preferences, etc. With someone I now realized wasn't my date. Ay yi yi.

On the one hand, I was pleased that she looked as advertised. On the other, I thought this is weird. She was wearing jeans, a cami and her lips were painted bright red. Most escorts know that lipstick isn't a good idea. Victoria wasn't like most escorts or even most people. We went inside and she asked me to prove I wasn't LE (you know the drill). I left the donation on the table and she got me an ice water. She brought me back to a room full of baby stuff, a small bed and a curtain to close. For privacy. Then we stepped out the back door to have a smoke. This woman must be bipolar or something. I won't go into the details of her upselling antics or the way she suddenly (for no apparent reason) switched from friendly to yelling at me to get out. She's psycho. Suffice it to say, under no circumstances, regardless of how desperate or drunk you are, regardless of how hot she looks, would I recommend seeing her. Her body is spicy hot but her mind is cold as yesterday's leftovers.

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[ATTACH=CONFIG]162513[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]No way that is not a man or at least at one point was

What the fuck is a "covered BBBJ"? Bill Ho.

[QUOTE=Wamo25; 1368053]So I saw this new girl today here name is Jennifer. Like you can see from her pics, she is young and I guess a spinner type possibly. Anyways, she is new to this and was pretty shy and nervous, she offered covered BBBJ, DATY, etc. Again, she was kinda shy but really tried her best and even tried some stuff that maybe she wasn't so comfortable with, really sweet girl. I would see her again.

[url]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/petite-white-female-blonde-streaks-always-eager-2-please-shes-says-no-but-i-say-yes-25/6573755[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Reaper400;1368054]No way that is not a man or at least at one point was[/QUOTE]That was my first thought. That's a "DUDE". But I did not want to offend the ones that seemed to be into her / him.

[QUOTE=KYFireman; 1367556]Will be in Tampa for several days for Gasparilla. Planned on checking out DM and see how it was. Is the place on the level? Any info would be great!

Thanks![/QUOTE]Yes the place is legit.

P. S. If I were to ever go there, which I certainly don't, I would check to see if the clocks were set 10 minutes fast. I hope this secret does not come back to bite me in the ass.

[QUOTE=Reaper400;1368054]No way that is not a man or at least at one point was[/QUOTE]The way to tell if it's a guy before service.

If you look at a guys hands, The ring finger is always longer than the index finger.

A woman index finger is longer than ring finger.

I sure hope I'm not the only who had to look up imbibe.

[QUOTE=Four For 5;1368436]I sure hope I'm not the only who had to look up imbibe.[/QUOTE]You don't really think that I could use a word like that do you? That is way beyond my 30 cent vocabulary. It came from that uppity reporter!

[QUOTE=Best Swimmer; 1368342]The way to tell if it's a guy before service.

If you look at a guys hands, The ring finger is always longer than the index finger.

A woman index finger is longer than ring finger.[/QUOTE]I disagree. Friend of mine in Jax, her ring finger is longer. I've seen her naked; she's the real deal.

Regards.

Mal

Latina cuties advertising on BP under therapeutic massage for $60 / hr.

Anyone try them? Good to go or strictly legit?

[QUOTE=Malabar; 1368624]I disagree. Friend of mine in Jax, her ring finger is longer. I've seen her naked; she's the real deal.

Regards.

Mal[/QUOTE]Yes thank you. I can't believe anyone would believe that you can tell someone's gender by the length of their fingers.