Massage Parlor Reports

Took one for the team this week.

I answered an ad on BP in the massage section – a simple ad, said "full service professional body rub – 860-XXX973. " I thought, "OK. Simple ad, backpage. Interesting wording. Let's see where this one goes."

So I sent a text. The conversation had all the hallmarks of the underground trade we all know and love. She sent a pic. See below (my first mistake – thinking with the small head, the pic she sent looked plausible and beautiful, and I think there's a possibility the woman I got was the one in the pic, although she was not looking nearly as good this day. My second mistake, breaking my rule of No Black Women – Don't get me wrong, I'm not racist, but my experience is that I always get less than I pay for or outright scammed when there's a black woman involved. No judgement, just saying that's my personal experience, so now I have a rule – and I broke it, once again to my detriment. Stupid Kwag.).

She withheld the address until just before I was to get there (turns out it's a tanning salon in the Manchester BJ's parking lot). Quoted 60 hh, 100 h + tip. I went down the rabbit hole thinking there might be more on the table.

She was purposely implying there might be more in the cards than there was. In the end the place seems legit, if legit means overpaying for a really, really, really bad massage.

Here's the funny part. On the way out, the desk clerk stopped me and gave me the two-finger "come here" sign. I turned around and went back, she said "It's $60 PLUS TIP" Sorry, hun, even as legit massages go, that was the worst one I've ever had. Hell, fucking NO.

Remember, Kwag. No black women.

Ah, well. Win some lose some. Needless to say, don't bother with this ad.

Thanks Kwag for sharing.

Tried this spa again since it's under new management. Paid. 60 hr and was quoted. 60 HJ passed on that and countered with. 40 she passed on that but got a handy anyways I think she misunderstood. Horrible massage which was over in 15 and I was out of there in 25, left a. 2 tip she wasn't happy about ahaha. I would not go back there as the place smells like urine and it's on the main drag where LE drives by constantly.

I went to bright spa yesterday in Manchester it's right next to the court. The place is really clean I saw Coco the massage was pretty good I was surprised on how good it was considering this places are never known for good massages. The ts was amazing one of the better ones I've had then the standard HE. You can't touch under the clothes but other than that pretty good experience. 60/40 was the damage.

[QUOTE=Chudakkad;3359358]Waiting for your report to find out what is that "something a little different" , happy hunting![/QUOTE]Chud asked about the Elite Massage" in the North End of Hartford. There had been a discussion of whether she was legit.

Still haven't seen her, Chud, sorry.

She's stopped advertising on Backpage and only appears on Craigslist, without the inviting photos, so I guess I stopped thinking that this was promising.

I have two seen two other ads that have caught my eye.

One in Manchester "TREAT YOURSELF" [URL]http://hartford.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/treat-yourself-must-see-will-get-the-best-massage-in-town-let-me-warm-you-up/13647445[/URL].

Includes a hydromassage. No pics. Any idea what this is about?

The other ad I am curious about is "Authentic Nuru. " [URL]http://hartford.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/authentic-nuru/14211893[/URL].

She does seem to know what nuru really is.

But she gives no hint as to prices.

Hope someone has info on one of these places.

Mike.

[QUOTE=MrMike1952;3363549]The other ad I am curious about is "Authentic Nuru. " [URL]http://hartford.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/authentic-nuru/14211893[/URL].

She does seem to know what nuru really is.

But she gives no hint as to prices.

Hope someone has info on one of these places.

Mike.[/QUOTE]
The price is $300 but I do not know if that includes FS. The number comes back to Sophie Banks who is known in the industry.

[QUOTE=MrMike1952;3363542]Chud asked about the Elite Massage" in the North End of Hartford. There had been a discussion of whether she was legit.

Still haven't seen her, Chud, sorry.

She's stopped advertising on Backpage and only appears on Craigslist, without the inviting photos, so I guess I stopped thinking that this was promising.

I have two seen two other ads that have caught my eye.

One in Manchester "TREAT YOURSELF" [URL]http://hartford.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/treat-yourself-must-see-will-get-the-best-massage-in-town-let-me-warm-you-up/13647445[/URL].

Includes a hydromassage. No pics. Any idea what this is about?[/QUOTE]I exchanged a few emails with her. She sent a racy description of herself but refused to send a pic, I. E. , "busty blonde" meaning fat blonde. Red flag #1.

In another ad, she used terminology like "we" are here for you, as in more than one girl where previously it appeared to be a solo woman out of her home. Red flag #2.

After that, I lost my interest in making any trip to her.

Seeking a local, private woman offering the full massage / nuru weekly; better if utr.

BMD.

[QUOTE=GordonFreeman;3363768]The price is $300 but I do not know if that includes FS. The number comes back to Sophie Banks who is known in the industry.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the info. I should have googled the number myself. But reviewing her history, it seems pretty likely she is FS.

[QUOTE=BigMacDaddy;3363884]I exchanged a few emails with her. She sent a racy description of herself but refused to send a pic, I. E. , "busty blonde" meaning fat blonde. Red flag #1.

In another ad, she used terminology like "we" are here for you, as in more than one girl where previously it appeared to be a solo woman out of her home. Red flag #2.

After that, I lost my interest in making any trip to her.

Seeking a local, private woman offering the full massage / nuru weekly; better if utr.

BMD.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. Good advice.

Not sure if this is anything or not, but was running some errands this morning and noticed an East Hartford LE van parked right outside Bright Spa on the street. No activity outside at the time I went by. Not sure why they were out of their jurisdiction. I suppose they could have been on court business, but I would think there would have been more preferred parking for that sort of thing. Or maybe they were on a "break" from a hard day's work- which would be totally understandable.

Anyway, be careful out there.

Kwag.

[QUOTE=MrMike1952;3366543]Thank you for the info. I should have googled the number myself. But reviewing her history, it seems pretty likely she is FS.[/QUOTE]There's is a review of her Nuru on TER, it was not very positive.

[QUOTE=Swm11;3376873]There's is a review of her Nuru on TER, it was not very positive.[/QUOTE]Searched her up on TER she's definitely FS some mixed reviews on there with claims she's a bit mechanical. She also has another ad for cuckhold I wonder how that works does he just watch? Would that be safe? Anyone whos tried that let me know thanks.

Slim.

I gave it a try. I'm trying to find an alternative to the AMPs for handwork, in order to be able to carry on a conversation during the session. Anyway, big mistake. Your instincts were good.

First, I would say it is a safe location. It is primarily a tanning salon with a hydromassage machine. Its a vibrating bed the provides heat and humidity while you are inside it. It loosens you up, I guess, but its an odd experience.

The massage was totally uninteresting. She is singularly unattractive. She has no actual therapeutic skills. She tries to create a connection by talking, but it seemed totally artificial to me. No attempt to prolong arousal at all. Just a very lackluster body massage followed by a HJ designed to get you off as soon as possible.

Oh, and she used a scented lotion.

I'm sticking to Silver Lane AMP in the near future. We may not be able to talk much, but they are playful, have some therapeutic skills, and make it fun. And don't cost as much.

[QUOTE=BigMacDaddy;3363884]I exchanged a few emails with her. She sent a racy description of herself but refused to send a pic, I. E. , "busty blonde" meaning fat blonde. Red flag #1.

In another ad, she used terminology like "we" are here for you, as in more than one girl where previously it appeared to be a solo woman out of her home. Red flag #2.

After that, I lost my interest in making any trip to her.

Seeking a local, private woman offering the full massage / nuru weekly; better if utr.

BMD.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MrMike1952;3381596]I gave it a try. I'm trying to find an alternative to the AMPs for handwork, in order to be able to carry on a conversation during the session. Anyway, big mistake. Your instincts were good.

First, I would say it is a safe location. It is primarily a tanning salon with a hydromassage machine. Its a vibrating bed the provides heat and humidity while you are inside it. It loosens you up, I guess, but its an odd experience.

The massage was totally uninteresting. She is singularly unattractive. She has no actual therapeutic skills. She tries to create a connection by talking, but it seemed totally artificial to me. No attempt to prolong arousal at all. Just a very lackluster body massage followed by a HJ designed to get you off as soon as possible.

Oh, and she used a scented lotion.

I'm sticking to Silver Lane AMP in the near future. We may not be able to talk much, but they are playful, have some therapeutic skills, and make it fun. And don't cost as much.[/QUOTE]Was visiting Hartford and saw this report so went to silver lane. Everything an AMP should be. Great massage with a truly explosive ending! Very convenient location as well. You Hartford boys are lucky.

After my failed trip in Watertown I went to King Spa. Good trip just wish I had more money. The menu was fully open if I had a Benjamin. Don't know how long that will be tho.

[QUOTE=BigMike1984;3400169]After my failed trip in Watertown I went to King Spa. Good trip just wish I had more money. The menu was fully open if I had a Benjamin. Don't know how long that will be tho.[/QUOTE]Whats the menu like here? The latest review on Rmaps also points to what you're saying pm if need be.

Thanks.

Slim.

[QUOTE=BigMike1984;3400169]After my failed trip in Watertown I went to King Spa. Good trip just wish I had more money. The menu was fully open if I had a Benjamin. Don't know how long that will be tho.[/QUOTE]I was there less than a month ago and got NOTHING!! Not sure what vibe I gave off but I tried all the tricks and totally struck out.

I contacted this location in response to their ad. The email response clearly indicates no extras available.

[QUOTE=RChris11;3401529]I was there less than a month ago and got NOTHING!! Not sure what vibe I gave off but I tried all the tricks and totally struck out.[/QUOTE]If you see me its pretty obvious I'm not any type of trouble especially Law. So you probably need to make a few visits and get comfy with someone.

Went there today, it seems they have recently opened, was greeted by the MMS and there was a younger woman too but as she was ushering me in a young, good looking guy entered and MMS gave him the younger one so I was stuck with the old lady, massage was exceptionally good, I almost fell asleep on the flip there was nothing and I didn't ask either, after the flip got a foot massage as well, which was very good too. Place was neat and clean. Will go again just for the massage. Fee for the hour is $50.

[QUOTE=Chudakkad;3413554]Went there today, it seems they have recently opened, was greeted by the MMS and there was a younger woman too but as she was ushering me in a young, good looking guy entered and MMS gave him the younger one so I was stuck with the old lady, massage was exceptionally good, I almost fell asleep on the flip there was nothing and I didn't ask either, after the flip got a foot massage as well, which was very good too. Place was neat and clean. Will go again just for the massage. Fee for the hour is $50.[/QUOTE]I'm always curious since I haven't gone to one of these places where it seems nothing is on the menu. But what would be the problem if you just jerked off onto a towel at the end before you left? Would the girls freak out? Call for Mamasan? Or cops? I mean, most of the time I got to believe the guys are about to explode anyway at the end of the massage session. Do they just leave.

That's hilarious, LOL.

There is an AMP on the shoreline with a sign in each room that says hey are a legitimate salon and that " NO extras are available. DO NOT EVEN ASK" and then extras are available, really available if you are a regular.

All one need do is be able to recite a parade of names of previous girls.

[QUOTE=WhenWhen;3414084]I'm always curious since I haven't gone to one of these places where it seems nothing is on the menu. But what would be the problem if you just jerked off onto a towel at the end before you left? Would the girls freak out? Call for Mamasan? Or cops? I mean, most of the time I got to believe the guys are about to explode anyway at the end of the massage session. Do they just leave.[/QUOTE]

Hey guys, I'll be making my first trip to silver lane spa today. I've heard good thinks and will definitely report back. I was just wondering how much cash I should bring and what the tipping is like. I've never gone to an AMP before.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=YouKnowLMao;3419804]Hey guys, I'll be making my first trip to silver lane spa today. I've heard good thinks and will definitely report back. I was just wondering how much cash I should bring and what the tipping is like. I've never gone to an AMP before.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]This is your first post and we don't know who you are and so probably is not going to get you any response. If really interested, read through this forum and you will get a sense of typical rates.

Go and report your experience. Good luck!

[QUOTE=WhenWhen;3414084]I'm always curious since I haven't gone to one of these places where it seems nothing is on the menu. But what would be the problem if you just jerked off onto a towel at the end before you left? Would the girls freak out? Call for Mamasan? Or cops? I mean, most of the time I got to believe the guys are about to explode anyway at the end of the massage session. Do they just leave.[/QUOTE]Ha ha ha. Good thought. Actually couple of times when I was pissed off with no expected ending, I have had similar thought as well. My best guess is they are going to walk out. Don't think they are going to complain unless you force them to do anything.

[QUOTE=YouKnowLMao;3419804]Hey guys, I'll be making my first trip to silver lane spa today. I've heard good thinks and will definitely report back. I was just wondering how much cash I should bring and what the tipping is like. I've never gone to an AMP before.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]The hour is $70. I typically tip $40 on top of the house fee. It is not a full service spa.

Have seen this ad here and there on backpage and was wondering if any of you guys have ever tried her before. I text with her and she quoted. 17 for an hour and a half so I'm thinking something good should come of it. Thanks ahead of time.

[URL]http://connecticut.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/stressed-tired-re-energize-with-authentic-tantra-and-discover-your-inner-harmony/15786953[/URL]

[QUOTE=Bulldog194;3465282]Have seen this ad here and there on backpage and was wondering if any of you guys have ever tried her before. I text with her and she quoted. 17 for an hour and a half so I'm thinking something good should come of it. Thanks ahead of time.

[URL]http://connecticut.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/stressed-tired-re-energize-with-authentic-tantra-and-discover-your-inner-harmony/15786953[/URL][/QUOTE]I can shed some light on this, as I have seen her once. I met the lady (if you go to the website given, in the About page, the 2nd photo, the one in blue dress). She is a very sweet lady. I met her at her Brooklyn house. Very cozy house, I was able to take a shower in her nicely set bathroom (if I remember I requested I wanted to take a shower). I saw her sometime early 2016, and even though it was brutal cold, I had a long day and wanted to shower before the session.

I only attended the first session (of the many she offers) and it was just ok. It took a long time to start the session and it starts with some breathing technique. I will fast track on my review here with key points. During the entire session, you will be asked to close the eyes "to feel the power of tantra and concentrate". She will be fully clothed (in some funny dress). The first session is basically she touching you very very lightly while chanting something. That's all it! She (and her website) claims over a 6 sessions, you will experience some extreme bliss. So until around the 5th or 6th session, do not expect anything great.

My take on this is as follows:

1. If you have a ton of money to waste for "trying" this out, go ahead, but do not expect anything great.

2. It takes multiple sessions, time, effort and money to expect and experience something "that might happen".

3. Tantra is a great divine experience that needs to be attained through some real experience gurus or monks or whatever it is. I don't think these people who claim to be Tantra masters are anything real.

4. Even if you are not expecting anything erotic, it is too much to money to waste.

My personal take is to stay away!. But there may be folks out there who are ready to and wants to experience this.

Hope it helps you to take a decision.

Looking to give this one a try, anyone beat me to it? Feel free to pm me as well, thanks!

[URL]https://hartford.craigslist.org/thp/d/time-to-relax-and-unwind/6223014459.html[/URL]

Has anyone tried this MT?

[URL]https://hartford.craigslist.org/thp/d/bodywork-by-lily/6239550300.html[/URL]

I noticed her ad recently and I will be up in the Hartford Area several times over the next few weeks.



I was actually trying to make an appointment with Lisa in Manchester today but she was pretty booked up.

I notice she still posts Nuru ads on Occasion, has anyone tried her for that?
[URL]http://connecticut.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/nuru-sisters/15519513[/URL]

[QUOTE=Swm11;3490749]Has anyone tried this MT?

[URL]https://hartford.craigslist.org/thp/d/bodywork-by-lily/6239550300.html[/URL]

I noticed her ad recently and I will be up in the Hartford Area several times over the next few weeks.

[/QUOTE]I have seen Lilly numerous times. She does a legit, straight table massage with draping. There's no teasing or playing and she is fully dressed.

Sometimes, that's all I want, so I see her. For playtime, I can get that elsewhere and / or FS.

BMD.

I went to Bright spa and in my dream I received the best massage by Lilly. I did not get shorted and she really enjoy her job. TS, rub and roll for. 6 and. 6.

[QUOTE=SePuede;3495131]I went to Bright spa and in my dream I received the best massage by Lilly. I did not get shorted and she really enjoy her job. TS, rub and roll for. 6 and. 6.[/QUOTE]You mean you paid 60 for the HJ?

It's been a while for me since I've visited any of the local AMPs. Anything worth my while? I've run the trifecta in East Hartford, haven't tried any of the Manchester ones. Anybody who's been to anything local recently feel like dropping me a PM if any place in particular has made the grade?

[QUOTE=RoughHouseCt;3502674]It's been a while for me since I've visited any of the local AMPs. Anything worth my while? I've run the trifecta in East Hartford, haven't tried any of the Manchester ones. Anybody who's been to anything local recently feel like dropping me a PM if any place in particular has made the grade?[/QUOTE]There are more than three in East Hartford.

To answer your question, it depends on how you are grading.

If you are satisfied with and HJ, the women at Silver Lane have wonderful skills.

If you are hoping for more, King's is probably the only place.

For real massage skills, the new place in Manchester on Spruce Street.

[QUOTE=MrMike1952;3506949]There are more than three in East Hartford.

To answer your question, it depends on how you are grading.

If you are satisfied with and HJ, the women at Silver Lane have wonderful skills.

If you are hoping for more, King's is probably the only place.

For real massage skills, the new place in Manchester on Spruce Street.[/QUOTE]I tried King last night as Silver had a line, so to speak. Late 40's to early 50's attendant was the only one on duty. Very pleasant and attentive. Got a phone call and a walk in from the boss which were quickly dismissed. I'd say the medium massage was better than silver and the ending, while not quite as good, certainly did the trick I might try it again to see if there's more on the menu once they get to know you.

[QUOTE=Fakeadd5;3515922]I tried King last night as Silver had a line, so to speak. Late 40's to early 50's attendant was the only one on duty. Very pleasant and attentive. Got a phone call and a walk in from the boss which were quickly dismissed. I'd say the medium massage was better than silver and the ending, while not quite as good, certainly did the trick I might try it again to see if there's more on the menu once they get to know you.[/QUOTE]I think its more a question of who you get. They are generally very cautious, too.

I went here last month. I wasnt sure what to expect. The towel was kept on me the whole time so I was thinking maybe no HE. It was a good deep massage. Toward the end she tickled the boys and asked me if I like that. I said yes and told me to flip. She startled more tickling the boys and got some lotion and lathered little Ace with long slow strokes until I told her to go faster until I was relieved.