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It happened to me once too. I picked up this girl down on 63rd back when it was hoppin, almost 20 years ago. She tried to direct me to a "spot" but I could see the neighborhood was goin downhill fast so I told her we were gonna stop right now and finish. She insisted NO, grabbed the wheel of my car and tried to crash it into a viaduct. I am not a small or weak man. All it took was a couple of bashes across her chest and jaw and her demeanor, the whole situation changed. Before I knew it she went running. Eventhough I was stopped in the street I did not even take the time to reach over and close the door. I just gunned it and inertia took care of the rest. This is the only time I have ever struck a woman and I am not a proponent but if a crazy ***** pulls this shit, you gotta do what you gotta do. Good luck and stay safe. Things are getting more dicey out there every day.

Rolled through N ave and recognized this sweet ass. But then I saw the face. Yes, it was Blanca's fine bottom but the face looked like a shrunken apple face. Droped her right off and went on my merry way. Close one. Amazing what the streets will do to a girl. I knew her way back when she looked like the hot girlfriend type. She is younger than me but looks like my grandmother now. Really sadd.

[QUOTE=Flashman]I think Milwaukee Lefty is still alive and out there.

I really believe he never figured out the new usasexguide.info address when Jackson moved over here.

Good idea to check the waiting rooms at the Milw. shrinks and the bars outside the weight reducing conventions.

If anyone finds him, please give him the new address!!

Flashman[/QUOTE]
So many message boards out there

Tried a new apt from Cl yesterday. It is on Addison near broadway. Walked in and was greeted by an older lady with the beginnings of a snaggletooth in her smile. Disappointed for sure but as I got further in I noticed a nicer and younger lady in the other room. So I chose her instead. Turns out I had her before. They are connected to North/Ashland apts. That is where I had her some months back. Anyway her name is Julie, she is cute from singapore. Here is the best part, you pay the standard 1.6 but you get greek with that price. She gives ok massage then Daty, mish end finish in greek. She is here for awhile so any assmen out there should go get some.

Hey, can you give the contact of AZN apt?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Blow Dro]I found this on CL and I thought it was pretty intersting, might be the work of a fello monger[/QUOTE]

While probably legally sound, with CPD - forget it!

There was a provider that use to visit from Atlanta. She went to what she thought was a clients hotel but it was CPD. As soon as she walked into the room they placed her under arrest. She said "Wait, I didn't even say anything!" The cops told her "We know what you're doing!"

Why does Chicago never use video cameras on prostitution bust or in the squad cars? Simply because they would end up indicting half of the force!!!

Remember the poor sap that was with his WIFE and DAUGHTER that saw a woman cop that he thought was sick and needed help? He asked her was she alright and then went back to his car and told his wife and daughter "I think she is a hooker". He got arrested and car was impounded and his wife and daughter stranded on the street!

Imagine what would have happened if his wife and daughter was NOT there! The conviction would have stuck and his wife probably would have divorced him believing that he was picking up hookers! HE WAS LUCKY! How many others were "railroaded" by CPD because they didn't have video evidence!

Remember, MOST video evidence (from business owners in bars, or on the CTA for example) when available have resulted in the COP getting in trouble and the arrestee being FREED!

Something to think about....

Oh my! Oh my!!!!

If what I heard is true, some of you guys need to stop embarrassing yourselfs!!!

I picked up a WSW on the 47th Cicero stroll, she told me she wanted a two C-Notes. This is for in the car. I told her I had a single C-Note and would pay for a hotel. Okay, then she asked me was I Black. Well, I AM Black but i told her I was White and Puerto Rican since I look like a PR.

As you know some SW do not date Black guys.

Based on the conversation, I suspected that she was a "Rule Girl" - you know the type, a girl that has a lot of "rules". I asked her was she and she said "Yeah, I do have rules".

Then she told me one was I couldn't get on top! That's all she had to tell me and I kicked her out my ride!

I then picked up a BSW - same thing: "Are you Black?" I said no, I'm White and Puerto Rican. Then we went over the same deal EXCEPT when I was going to kick her out of the car she said "Wait, I didn't say you couldn't get on top". I said okay, the lets go.

Then she blew it.

She said "It doesn't take you long to pop does it?"

I said "We're going to a hotel. How long do you think we should be there?"

She responded "3 to 5 minutes".

Are you freakin' kidding me?!? Three to five minues?!? I told her "Get the 'F' out!!!" That made me mad!!!

Last month I picked up a GORGEOUS BSW on Ashland and North Ave. She wanted 2 for the hour but only she could be on top.

Now, here is the moral of this story - if you're going to be so reckless with your money to give it to broads that provide you with demeening and insulting service, send your money to ME, I need it more then a chick that is insulting you!

So, stop embarrassing yourselves and kick those chicks out your car!!!

Hey Mr. Tyr, from your experience have you ever seen a sw with a frown on her face looking like she's got an attitude? More than likely she probably does and I generally stay away from them girls the ones who even look bitchy. If you pick them up you will have an unpleasant experience.

Wait one minute. Don't assume that the guys on this board are the ones f*cking it up for you. Probably 1% of the mongers in this town use this board. Those who do use this board are most likely the ones who are the most knowledgeable. The fact is that there are a lot of guys who get real stupid when there is pussy involved. Personally, I would never venture to a motel with a girl I had just met. After 2-3 car dates and getting to know her, I may then venture into a higher priced motel experience. Most of the girls out there aren't worth motel money so it pays to get to know them a little before throwing down.

You probably get a lot more attitude because you aren't white. I have a monger friend who is black and he has told me some incredable stories of the sh*t girls try to pull on him. Everyone experiences sh*t from the street girls but he and I have decided that he catches a lot more crap because of his skin color.

[QUOTE=Mr Tyr]Oh my! Oh my!!!!

If what I heard is true, some of you guys need to stop embarrassing yourselfs!!!

I picked up a WSW on the 47th Cicero stroll, she told me she wanted a two C-Notes. This is for in the car. I told her I had a single C-Note and would pay for a hotel. Okay, then she asked me was I Black. Well, I AM Black but i told her I was White and Puerto Rican since I look like a PR.

As you know some SW do not date Black guys.

Based on the conversation, I suspected that she was a "Rule Girl" - you know the type, a girl that has a lot of "rules". I asked her was she and she said "Yeah, I do have rules".

Then she told me one was I couldn't get on top! That's all she had to tell me and I kicked her out my ride!

I then picked up a BSW - same thing: "Are you Black?" I said no, I'm White and Puerto Rican. Then we went over the same deal EXCEPT when I was going to kick her out of the car she said "Wait, I didn't say you couldn't get on top". I said okay, the lets go.

Then she blew it.

She said "It doesn't take you long to pop does it?"

I said "We're going to a hotel. How long do you think we should be there?"

She responded "3 to 5 minutes".

Are you freakin' kidding me?!? Three to five minues?!? I told her "Get the 'F' out!!!" That made me mad!!!

Last month I picked up a GORGEOUS BSW on Ashland and North Ave. She wanted 2 for the hour but only she could be on top.

Now, here is the moral of this story - if you're going to be so reckless with your money to give it to broads that provide you with demeening and insulting service, send your money to ME, I need it more then a chick that is insulting you!

So, stop embarrassing yourselves and kick those chicks out your car!!![/QUOTE]

Hello, guy I new in the hook, I am try to setup something but am affray of L. E.

Has anyone seen this girls?

April (773) 576-2260

[url]http: //chicago. Craigslist.org/chc/ers/714782608.html[/url]

(she said she is outcall only, is it dangerous? )

Please help me if you can thanks

(or, do you know any good provider?)

I hate when people do this, but i can't find any reviews, or proof this chick is for real, but oh wow. She is advertising on ********

[url]http://www.2pttechnology.com/MySweetAssJessica/[/url]

So F'in hot

[QUOTE=Cubbies 9911]I hate when people do this, but i can't find any reviews, or proof this chick is for real, but oh wow. She is advertising on ********

[url]http://www.2pttechnology.com/MySweetAssJessica/[/url]

So F'in hot[/QUOTE]TOFTT and let us know!

[QUOTE=Cubbies 9911]I hate when people do this, but i can't find any reviews, or proof this chick is for real, but oh wow. She is advertising on ********

[url]http://www.2pttechnology.com/MySweetAssJessica/[/url]

So F'in hot[/QUOTE]

You could call her. I do admit her website has a certain "agency" feel about it. The "Reviews" mention a Katie. The phone number is a cell number though I was surprised Google did not provide a larger number of hits. Nothing in the TER database. Seems odd. Posts three times in one hour and then nothing. Nice body, pictures from a hotel room. Maybe I'm paranoid, but I would pass until there was something posted about her. Did you try asking at C L?

[QUOTE=Cubbies 9911]I hate when people do this, but i can't find any reviews, or proof this chick is for real, but oh wow. She is advertising on ********

[url]http://www.2pttechnology.com/MySweetAssJessica/[/url]

So F'in hot[/QUOTE]Too pretty, too little info, too many post's in a short time, too suspicious!

~Spidey~ senses acting up!

Your tax dollars at work. Supposedly, Cook County finest arrested 76 men and women as an advertiser and answering ads. Read it and weep, but hopefully it was no one here.

[url]http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/local&id=6204513[/url]

[url]http://cbs2chicago.com/local/craigslist.prostitution.sting.2.747638.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Oddjob]Your tax dollars at work. Supposedly, Cook County finest arrested 76 men and women as an advertiser and answering ads. Read it and weep, but hopefully it was no one here.

[url]http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/local&id=6204513[/url]

[url]http://cbs2chicago.com/local/craigslist.prostitution.sting.2.747638.html[/url][/QUOTE]I wonder in which suburban location did this occur.

Another reason to skip the burbs..

[QUOTE=MWM]Wait one minute. Don't assume that the guys on this board are the ones f*cking it up for you. Probably 1% of the mongers in this town use this board.[/QUOTE]

Obviously MWM I wasn't talking about YOU! But I have read articles from some here that have blown large amounts of money for nothing. So some of those guys are here but because I love all you guys and care about your financial health, I thought I'd post a wake-up call!

As an FYI, I don't get much crap from girls. One reason for this HAS to be because I'm so pretty! These girls must have been soooooo into money that they couldn't see how pretty I was!

Astounding!

On a serious note, when it is broad daylight, in a busy area, I will take a chick to a hotel.

The expense is worth the safety factor (not getting arrested).

gangbangers killings innocent bystanders. celebrities raping ****s girls, but yet l.e. takes the easy route and arrest innocent mongers looking for a good time. what is this world coming to?

[quote=blueknot]i wonder in which suburban location did this occur.

another reason to skip the burbs..[/quote]

[quote=sexshooter]gangbangers killings innocent bystanders. celebrities raping ****s girls, but yet l.e. takes the easy route and arrest innocent mongers looking for a good time. what is this world coming to?[/quote]

it is the safe way to get in the papers. however, if they were going after the panderers and the ones that are mixing with drugs, doing robberies, and other harmful practices nobody would have an argument. the problem is they would rather pose as a provider and nab regular guys just trying to get a release and then attempt to destroy his life and potiently the lives of his family members also.

so your a normal guy with a nagging wife that blows you every other blue moon, or she tells you to grab some lotion and to start without her, she will be there in a minute to finish you off. let's face it some of these wives are like that, that's why a guy wants something different. so the poor sap can't bang the starbucks girl because some other poor sap got to her first, and what does he do? he goes to craigslist( which imho is a rip-off to begin with) and gets set-up and nabbed by law enforcement.

if they really want to do a good job, they would troll through all of those adds and determine which ones may appear to be on the other bs( minors, drugs, pimps...) and take them down one at a time. the problem with that is it is a lot of work to weed through all of those "providers".

do cops ever date providers? i was a cop for 15 years and i had providers all of the time, and so did alot of my co-workers. aot of these guys got wives that are just the worst, or divorced, or the girl he wants wont go with him because he is a cop. so where to they turn to? they turn to providers, it's quick and easy, the whole police discount thing happens and the girl thinks she is helping herself in case she has a problem because she is blowing a friend who happens to be a cop.

i am not judging the individual cop (everybody is human) all that set-up crap comes from the brass. their bosses want to look good, just like busting up some poor guys card game! what the f**k! once again cops gamble more than anybody i know and let's not go into drinking! if you want to live dangerous, hang out at a cop bar, booze, guns, gambling, skeezers...

did you ever see a girl pulled over being issued a ticket in the ghetto and then a car full of bangers cruise right past under their noses? they didn't pass under their nose, it's just that the girl was the easy way out.

it's only human nature to take the path of least resistance. well, i'm glad that i got that off my chest.

to all you fathers, have a safe and happy fathers day!

Member 2970,

You said you were a cop for a long time. What exactly can a cop do if he pulls you over simply for being in the "wrong area"? I mean, of course, that you have nothing illegal in your car (drugs, a hooker, etc.). I know he can toss you into the back of his car while he runs a check on you, but when that comes up clean, does he have to let you go? And if he does let you go, what if the same cop spots you again later (a day, a week, a month)?

[QUOTE=Shade]Member 2970,

You said you were a cop for a long time. What exactly can a cop do if he pulls you over simply for being in the "wrong area"? I mean, of course, that you have nothing illegal in your car (drugs, a hooker, etc.). I know he can toss you into the back of his car while he runs a check on you, but when that comes up clean, does he have to let you go? And if he does let you go, what if the same cop spots you again later (a day, a week, a month)?[/QUOTE]good question, im sure member2970 has the right answer.

i just want to chime in and share my basic rules that i go by:

dont ever allow a cop to check your car. when he says do you mind if i check your car say yes i do mind, because ive done nothing wrong.

in fact, try not to talk to the cop at all or answer any of his questions. whenever i get grilled by cops, i just repeatedly ask "am i under arrest"? "because if i am not then i need to be going".

one more thing, for those of us who find themselves in situations that yo ucannot get out of, i.e. cop finds drugs or cop finds you in the car with sw, DONT SAY ANYTHING. even if they seem like they are trying to help you, al lthey are doing is trying to fuck you. trust me. jsut watch cops and see.

[QUOTE=Shade]Member 2970,

You said you were a cop for a long time. What exactly can a cop do if he pulls you over simply for being in the "wrong area"? I mean, of course, that you have nothing illegal in your car (drugs, a hooker, etc.). I know he can toss you into the back of his car while he runs a check on you, but when that comes up clean, does he have to let you go? And if he does let you go, what if the same cop spots you again later (a day, a week, a month)?[/QUOTE]


If a cop wants to make it tough on you just for being there, they will. Cops don't play by the rules -- but the judge will take their word over yours any day. Remember its your word against his.

They can come up with hundreds of reasons to make trouble for you, or to take you in. There are many good cops out there... but there are some egotistical assholes too. A few of them just look for any reason to rough you up because they enjoy that part.

[QUOTE=LapDogg]If a cop wants to make it tough on you just for being there, they will. Cops don't play by the rules -- but the judge will take their word over yours any day. Remember its your word against his.

They can come up with hundreds of reasons to make trouble for you, or to take you in. There are many good cops out there... but there are some egotistical assholes too. A few of them just look for any reason to rough you up because they enjoy that part.[/QUOTE]

Over the years I have had the honor of working with some of the best people I knew, however there were always a few on every shift that made the streets their own.

Iced Out, if your approach works for you that's great, but I'm not sure that everybody could handle themselves the way that you can, really what you are doing in their eyes is giving them shit, not everybody could get away with that(please dont try this at home kids). The thing is, if you have done nothing wrong it's best to cooperate so you can get on with your business.

Needless to say, if you are dirty (bad plates, city sticker...) and you get pulled over you are better off not playing the part of a smart ass, because even a good honest guy will hammer away.

Lisa is still out there on North. She is blonde nice build. Sunday she was wearing shorts with a withe top. She sits at the Bus stop on North. The Light west of Damen/ Milwaukee/ North.

[QUOTE=Chicago Monger]Lisa is still out there on North. She is blonde nice build. Sunday she was wearing shorts with a withe top. She sits at the Bus stop on North. The Light west of Damen/ Milwaukee/ North.[/QUOTE]Interesting. I was driving east on North last night and saw what appeared to be a cute blonde sitting on the north-east corner of North, somewhere between Western and Damen. We kind of made eye contact, but I didn't think anything of it other than I thought she looked kind of cute. I wonder if it's the same girl.

Has any one tried Chicago Illusions lately. It is a dungeon for b&d. I was there over a year ago and i am thinking of trying it again. I was going to see Miss Brooke or miss lola. How much was it. Any info?

Do a Google search, all the info is on their website.

[QUOTE=Funtimesneed]Has any one tried Chicago Illusions lately. It is a dungeon for b&d. I was there over a year ago and i am thinking of trying it again. I was going to see Miss Brooke or miss lola. How much was it. Any info?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE] TWO PU$$Y$ ARE WETTER THAN ONE? - 20 (your place or mine)

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READY 4 AN MANAUJAYTWA???

WELL ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND IS!!!

WE LOVE 2 HAVE FUN....NO STRINGS ATTACH!!!

CUM PLAY!!!CUM JOIN!!! [/QUOTE]

Could they possibly be talking about a menage a trois?? I can just see them searching for that fake pic all over the net and then sitting there scratching their heads over the spelling of the phrase. "No no no it should be N A U J I'm sure of it!" Never realizing that they could've just looked it up online.

Priceless!

[QUOTE=Chrisj321]Could they possibly be talking about a menage a trois?? I can just see them searching for that fake pic all over the net and then sitting there scratching their heads over the spelling of the phrase. "No no no it should be N A U J I'm sure of it!" Never realizing that they could've just looked it up online.

Priceless![/QUOTE]

LOL! If their Pimp (who I am sure heard the word on a gangsta wannabe rap video) had actually graduated from HS then maybe he would have known how to look up a word...

Hey guy has anyone been to this place? I saw an ad in the Sun-Times today and it caught my curiosity. Any reviews would be appricated. Thanks!

That place is just your regular Adult Book Store. The Bare Assets, aka Paradox, on Halsted, just north of Randolph is where they have the dancers. It's a "cheaper" version of a strip club. Don't waste your time or money on this place. I knew a girl named Kitty who danced there a while back. Funny, she was the one who turned me on to MP's when she started working at Joy of Massage 3 years ago. Told me I would get a lot more for the $ at MP'. S Damn I miss her.

[QUOTE=Coolouforever]Hey guy has anyone been to this place? I saw an ad in the Sun-Times today and it caught my curiosity. Any reviews would be appricated. Thanks![/QUOTE]

I think they put their business hats on and were trying to spell "manage a twat". Can you manage this twat? LOL. English majors. I'm sure.

[QUOTE=Chrisj321]Could they possibly be talking about a menage a trois?? I can just see them searching for that fake pic all over the net and then sitting there scratching their heads over the spelling of the phrase. "No no no it should be N A U J I'm sure of it!" Never realizing that they could've just looked it up online.

Priceless![/QUOTE]

Wait. Think they're talkin about that Indian guy I work with. MANAUJAYTWA PATEL. LOL. I knew he was a dirty bastard.

[QUOTE=Chrisj321]Could they possibly be talking about a menage a trois?? I can just see them searching for that fake pic all over the net and then sitting there scratching their heads over the spelling of the phrase. "No no no it should be N A U J I'm sure of it!" Never realizing that they could've just looked it up online.

Priceless![/QUOTE]

Looking for a recommendation in the west, northwest burbs area. Escort or other is fine. Any help is appreciated. If there are any drive by areas around here, please let me know. thanks

Anyone go to the race?

Great time.

Met this cute little MILF spinner that "cleans" boats. She was trying to be as discreet as possible but she definately hinted on extras available. Wouldn't give me her number but I gave her mine and she promised to call.

Anyone take advantage of her services? Believe her name was Terri.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/ers/768401889.html[/url]

Ne1 got info on her? I don't want to get jacked when I have my pants around my ankles. Thanks for the heads up all.

[QUOTE=Donny Devito][url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/ers/768401889.html[/url]

Ne1 got info on her? I don't want to get jacked when I have my pants around my ankles. Thanks for the heads up all.[/QUOTE]

I have a suggestion about craigslist ads. Next time, copy & paste the text of the ad and include a pic from the ad in your forum posts. Craigslist ads often become unavailable for viewing in as little as a couple hours. Sometimes they're flagged for spamming, flagged by competitors, or even taken down by the authors.

Such is the case for the ad you posted about.

[QUOTE=Zoomie]I have a suggestion about craigslist ads. Next time, copy & paste the text of the ad and include a pic from the ad in your forum posts. Craigslist ads often become unavailable for viewing in as little as a couple hours. Sometimes they're flagged for spamming, flagged by competitors, or even taken down by the authors.

Such is the case for the ad you posted about.[/QUOTE]she's an ebony in Lynwood, South Chicagoland. She has an incall. $120 HH $160 FH. her name is Hanna.

[url]http://eroticservices.********.com/index.php?do=view&p=383298[/url]

Alleged corrupt police chief wants more time in fed probe

**Chuck Goudie & Ann Pistone
CHICAGO (WLS) -- 10,000 pages of transcripts, reports and notes and a list of 100 witnesses has resulted in a court delay so that indicted Grant Park Police Chief Scott Fitts can prepare to defend himself against federal corruption charges.
The trial of Chief Fitts was to begin today in U.S. District Court in Urbana charges that he masterminded a lucrative prostitution shakedown scheme in the tiny rural suburb south of Chicago. Prosecutors allege that Fitts raked in more than $400,000 in fines and fees from nearly 100 individuals who were snared in a phony Kankakee County sting.
Fitts' lawyer Thomas M. Durkin of Chicago last week asked for more time to prepare for the case, after federal prosecutors delivered more than 10,000 pages of discovery material including the statements of more than 100 potential witnesses.
U.S. District Court Chief Judge in the Central District of Illinois Michael P. McCuskey granted Durkin's motion for a delay and set the next hearing date for Mr. Fitts' case for Sept. 3.
Fitts, 40, is still receiving an $83,000 salary from the Village of Grant Park, while on suspension until the ten-count indictment is resolved. He is free on $90,000 bond and posted his Manteno home as collateral. Fitts' brother, a longtime Grant Park police officer, is the acting chief.
As the I-Team reported in June, Fitts has gone from federal investigator to federal defendant in a matter of a few years.
He was working for the Labor Department's public corruption squad in Chicago in 2005, that was zeroing in on allegations of corruption at the west suburban Melrose Park Police Dept. Fitts was the lead investigator on the case. During that probe, authorities say Fitts arrested a prostitute named Brooke and told her that she could "work off her case" by helping him in an investigation back home.
According to the indictment, Fitts "paid for Brooke" to travel from Texas to Illinois and that she "posed as a prostitute." Fitts would arrest her customers and allow them to make a $3,500 payment in cash to avoid public disclosure and charges, a scheme federal prosecutors say netted more than $400,000.

I saw a sting on North, Just one light east of Polaski. Also there was Leo on bicycles between ashloand and Damen