Massage Parlor Reports

I had read the last 5 pages of the forum even after the below post / question. Nevertheless, I took notes of 3-4 places. I visited one already and here's the report:

Nikki's: Tina, Tammy and mamasan (did not catch name but OK looking) were available. You guys have got to be kidding me with the Tammy reports. Tammy looks like she's 90 years old. Exaggerating yes but trying to make a point. Anyway, I drew Tina was she was the best looking plus I have a thing for short providers. She was GFE. To me. Won't get into details but all was more than good.

One thing I did not like about the place was the lack of table shower, but they do give you the choice to take a shower in an OK environment. More than OK I would say. The bathrooms were huge and very clean.

Would recommend but also, the neighborhood is shady.

First, let me say that I had an amazing time at Mitchell Bros last night after Nikki's and I will post at the strip club section. You pay top dollar but you can have some of the hottest girls in town. Enough said.

So other than Nikki's what I have on my list to visit is Queen's, CEO and Empire. Am I doing sth wrong with this list? Also I hear CEO's has a special buzz-in process. I read the last 6-7 pages of the thread here and I only found references to it. Please do not make me have to read 50 pages. Any advice welcome.

Stopped by Empire Massage, was hopeful after good experiences at Ocean Health in SF, West Valley Therapeutic Center in San Jose, and place in Redwood City.

About 8 girls down in front, mamasan let me pick girl. None were extremely my type and all looked over 30.

Their website says they do table-showers, but despite a sign downstairs saying price includes shower, there was NO table shower and just told to go into a bay of 3 showers to wash yourself.

Decent massage for about 3 minutes, then immediately goes light touching over the goods. Good teasing here, immediately wants to know what I want. Just wanted HE, she seemed disappointed, especially offer of $40. After back and forth, said she'd go really slow, settled $60.

Then she wants to be massaged, which I did for short time, all the while thinking "what a great way to kill time in a massage and not do what I'm paying for", but it was entertaining for a short while and she said I was so good, she'd give me 2 pops. Hmm alright. After 5 min of ME doing massage, said I was ready, she sounded disappointed.

Started going extremely fast, no variation, told her to slow down but shortly after she'd speed back up. When deciding to hold out or not, confirmed with her 2 pops, she said no baby, just one. (grr). She went another 5-10, finished right after about 30 min on the clock. She ran out of the room and told me to shower about 3 seconds after I was finished. Really sudden and a bit jarring.

Came back in, said I was done (35 min) , I paid for hour. She grumbled, said I didn't pay enough, but continues to massage for another 10 minutes (strong walking on back) , all the while talking about how girls should get $100 for the hour and $60 really isn't enough and all that junk, then rushes me out after 45min.

I'd avoid empire if not into FS. She was really good right up until she found out I didn't want FS, then just got the rush job.

Visiting SF late March and will be staying in Castro for a few days. I would like to check out an AMP for a decent masssage with HE. From what I can see they operate the same as philly area and cost the same 60/40. Any suggestion where to go? Do the girls usually get nude for 40? Any help will be appreciated.

Visiting on business and tried CEO because of good reviews. Was not disappointed, pretty girl, BBBJ for a minute or two before cover came on and CG, DS, finish at mish. Pulled off cover and came on her stomach and tits, she was not amused.

Good times

Disappointed to find a notice on the door of CEO that the massage place has been suspended for 60 days. Was looking forward to giving it a try.

Erich711-

Thanks for the great review. Cindy was everything you said and more.

Spent some time in town this week. Ended up with Lola at Queens Health. Was a little disappointed at first. She was on the older side and not a spinner. Not awful by any means but just OK. Ended up having fun with her regardless. We had good chemistry and she took good care of me.

Second visit ended up with Connie at CEO. Very cute girl with a tight little body. Took a little longer for her to warm up to me, but eventually she got into it and had a fun time.

In both cases, went with FS for $200 all in ($60 house, $140 tip). Also in both cases I was not offered a choice of provider. Whoever met me at the door was the person assigned to me which was dissapointing. Maybe I should have demanded to see the lineup so perhaps my own fault, but there were definitely other providers available in both cases. In any event, I like both places but think the talent I saw at CEO was better.

I was feeling the need to have some fun the other day, and I decided to check this out. A couple things you should know before you keep reading: It was 0730 AM in the morning when I went here. Your experience will probably be very different than mine.

So, anyways, I roll in on my bike at 0730 AM. I buzz the door an I am let in within a minute. A very old MammaSan in her PJ's lets me in. MS had been sleeping on the couch by the entryway. I park my bike in the waiting area and I turn around and there is an attractive female, late 20's in a "Target / Walmart" nighty / Pajamas. She leads me in the Room, with MS right behind. MS ask for $50, and I hand it over. The door closes and the girl ask me what I want. I say a massage and she replies (in broken English),"we don't do massages here"

Ok then, so I hand her $50 and she says."not enough for everything". I say, enough for your hands? She looked confused, and I made jerk off gesture and she said,"only hand?"

I nod and she smiles and the money disappears. She offers me a shower that is in the room, I decline, and lay down. She comes up to me, rubs my back for a second, rolls me over, and starts playing with me. She pulled off her dress, climbed on top of me and sat on me while stroking. She let me play with her nice firm tits (if they were bolt ons, they were small, but seemed to firm to be real). She moved off, next to me and made me cum really fast.

A token clean up with TP (really? Come on). The offer of another shower and I was done. Seriously, I was in and out of this place in 15 min.

Overall, a good experience. Overall, not very friendly, but I got what I really wanted, relatively cheap, at 0730 in the morning and then I was off to the gym to shower and change and go to work.

I could have had anything I wanted here, and probably for cheap. The girl was attractive and that is a solid plus.

I have no problem recommending this place.

I'm visiting SF for the week for the first time. Kinda sad how dead this board is given all the Asian talent here! I've hit up a couple of massage spas at night while walking around. No idea the names but one was in Chinatown (there were several) and one near Union Sq. Providers were ok, under 40 in each, but not the hot girls I've seen while walking town. Decent massage at each place with HE standard finish without negotiations like I like. These places seem to be s dry where so I assume they are all very similar in price and service and talent. I got half hour for $60 at one and hour for $70 at the other. Was what I needed as I'm just a HE guy.

[QUOTE=Jjcars;1770670]I'm visiting SF for the week for the first time. Kinda sad how dead this board is given all the Asian talent here! I've hit up a couple of massage spas at night while walking around. No idea the names but one was in Chinatown (there were several) and one near Union Sq. Providers were ok, under 40 in each, but not the hot girls I've seen while walking town. Decent massage at each place with HE standard finish without negotiations like I like. These places seem to be s dry where so I assume they are all very similar in price and service and talent. I got half hour for $60 at one and hour for $70 at the other. Was what I needed as I'm just a HE guy.[/QUOTE]I had a recent trip there and decided to venture into one of the massage parlors (empire I think was the name). Anyway, I opted for 30 minutes which was $50 (ouch), then was escorted to the room. In walks my masseuse, attractive, busty, curvy asian in her late 30s (I love this body type on an asian girl). She starts with a soft massage and then after 5 minutes calls for the flip. She asks "everything", I tell her I just want an HJ (I'm not a FS guy) and she tells me "you go to strip clubs for HJ" and then basically alludes to the fact that these types of places are for full service. Anyway, she proceeds with the HJ, but demands $50. It was ok, but I can tell she was disappointed that I wasn't there for the full deal. Los Angeles has a mix of HE and FS places that are pretty easy to identify, I'm not sure if there is a HE massage parlor scene in SF or if they are just predominantly FS.

[QUOTE=Steview86;1770816]Los Angeles has a mix of HE and FS places that are pretty easy to identify, I'm not sure if there is a HE massage parlor scene in SF or if they are just predominantly FS.[/QUOTE]Yes there is, look for massage places with words like "healthcare" "healthcenter" or "accupressure" in the name, those places are usually just a professional massage followed by a HE.

Or, like your masseuse said, you can get a HJ at a couple different strip clubs in the City as well.

Went to CEO Health on Sunday afternoon, having just arrived at SFO earlier in the day. Ran into the pride parade downtown, which was a great sight (equal rights, I'm all about that).

Anyway, I hadn't been in SFO for a year, but I knew that CEO had closed but was recently re-opened. I always thought the place to be better than Empire or Queens, and this particular trip did nothing to change my mind.

Provider's name was Rachel, a young 20's something from Guangzhou, China. Decent face, fantastic figure with particularly nice legs. There is very little pretense about why you are there at CEO, and when Rachel came right to the room and gave me a kiss I knew it'the be a good time. All the acronyms applied and were quite good. One thing I really like about CEO is that the girl is ready at the start of the session – in other word, she doesn't need to leave the room for a few minutes when, say. 20 minutes into the session you discuss and agree upon the extent of the services desired. That's a big deal to me. It's a total buzz kill when she needs to depart and come back in. Damage was .6 + 1.4. Highly recommend the establishment and the provider.

LM

Went early today (8. 00am) to Villa Aroma

Granted by mama, paid. 4

Beautifull young Vietnamese from Ho Chi Minh, came in. 3 minutes back massage then asked to flip, asked. 5 for HJ and 200 for FS, negociated for 120, really beautifull natural tits, too much tatoos for my taste but great FS.

Will go back for sure.

I stumbled into this joint about 2AM and what a mistake. $80 for a "back massage" and the old white mamasan said "girls will meet you in the back". The old lady running the joint and said they have only under 25 girls doing massage. Reluctantly I went for it, and what a mistake. So I'm in the room, on the bed and a cute eastern euro girl comes in, begins the massage on my upper back. She then immediately tries to sell me on the VIP with 3 girls for $200. I say no, after about 10 min she sends in another girl, white, roundish, kinda cute. She tries to sell me on "chest, legs and front" massage for $100. No teasing or hinting of anything, so I had to ask. Can $50 get me an HJ? She replies "no thats illegal". Long story short, I'm out of there on the fly, no tip, oil still on my back from the half ass shitty "massage". All I have to say is, stay away, stay away, stay away.

And most importantly, can someone give me some good tips on the massage parlor scene in SF?

Greeted by mama paid .6.

Beautiful young Vietnamese from Ho Chi Minh. Wanted 200 for FS but negociated to 140 for CBJ. Not bad, really nice small tits and she kept asking for more money. Got very annoying at one point. After we finished she left and did not return.

Will not try her again.

Has anyone been here? I have heard okay things about this place. I usually don't go outside the Sunset, but was thinking of trying something new.

This is a real long shot. Flying into San Francisco and landing after 11:00. Renting a car and driving to stay in San Jose for a meeting the next morning. Is there anywhere along the way to stop for an excellent massage with HE (no FS). Prefer Asian, young and nubile but older and wiser is OK too. Will probably be after midnight before I am on the road.

Thanks.

AMP

Hello fellow mongers, I am going to be staying near union square in your fair city. I have seen a place called CEO Health which seems like a walking distance. Has anyone been to this place or anywhere near?

[QUOTE=TwistedFace;1833760]Hello fellow mongers, I am going to be staying near union square in your fair city. I have seen a place called CEO Health which seems like a walking distance. Has anyone been to this place or anywhere near?[/QUOTE]A little search goes a long way.

This is a place has been advertising all over BP, apparently this is their "grand opening." I haven't been able to find any reviews on this place. Does anyone have any info? Thinking about stopping in to see what the talent is like and wondering what kind of asians they are.

It's on Sutter. 5th floor.

[QUOTE=Runon99;1451923]Sorry you had to learn the hard way. That place is one of the most notorious ripoff joints in San Francisco. But kudos to you for posting about it; hopefully that will help someone else avoid having the same thing happen to them.[/QUOTE]Hasn't this joint been around forever? I'm pretty sure I remember walking past in when I was in my teens, and that was 30+ years ago. I called once about ten years ago and the woman who answered the phone was beyond less than friendly, so I was more than happy to take my business elsewhere.

[QUOTE=amplovr; 1824520]This is a real long shot. Flying into San Francisco and landing after 11:00. Renting a car and driving to stay in San Jose for a meeting the next morning. Is there anywhere along the way to stop for an excellent massage with HE (no FS). Prefer Asian, young and nubile but older and wiser is OK too. Will probably be after midnight before I am on the road.

Thanks.

AMP[/QUOTE]Look into BackPage or Craigslist. I have seen a few girls at the Travelodge on S. Airport Blvd. Its less than a mile from the Car Rental pickup. Just search for incall SFO. My .02.

I have about a three hour layover at SF, so a cab to somewhere, fun and back through TSA would be tight.

They need some service providers at the airport. It would be nice if a girl come come in the airport but no way past TSA-

I would do CL / BP, but it always takes longer then you think, and I can't miss my flight.

Any ideas, for a quickie (maybe a mobile home pickup and a drive around the airport?

Went to the Golden Pearl cause they were having a discount on the door fee. Paid MS .40 and asked to see the line up. They had a chubby Viet girl and a white girl (no kidding). I asked if there was anyone else and they said Cindy was in the back. Would have went with the white girl but I was feeling Asian tonight so I asked for Cindy. In comes a 25 year old Vietnamese spinner. Tight dress & no panties. The massage was pretty much just a tease, rubbed up against me, felt around. On the flip, I asked for everything and she quoted $1. 80 but I knocked her down to 1. 40. CBJ, CG, and Mish were just medicore. Got her in doggy and she started letting lose. I busted and she kept pushing back, damn that felt good. Then she showered while I watched and she did the same. Kiss and a hug good bye.

Might come back to try the white girl, but Cindy might be my new ATF.

Be safe!

Hey.

I'll be in SFO for a couple days and nights next week. I want to find an AMP in Chinatown or near Union Sq where I can get a kickass legitimate massage that also ends happy.

Not interested in FS. Pretty providers who interact a little would be nice, but I realize this is asking a lot.

Thanks for you suggestions.

[QUOTE=Asian Tang; 1834469]This is a place has been advertising all over BP, apparently this is their "grand opening." I haven't been able to find any reviews on this place. Does anyone have any info? Thinking about stopping in to see what the talent is like and wondering what kind of asians they are.

It's on Sutter. 5th floor.[/QUOTE]I visited VIP back in July and it's one of the best I've ever been to. Went on a Monday afternoon and the talent was amazing; everyone I saw was young (ish) , nice figures and dressed in those stripper / cocktail dresses. As far as that "grand opening" nonsense, doesn't everyone say that? It's just an advertising gimmick. As far as what 'kind' of Asian I didn't really notice. They didn't seem to be Chinese, maybe South Asian or mixed?

[QUOTE=Asian Tang; 1834469]This is a place has been advertising all over BP, apparently this is their "grand opening." I haven't been able to find any reviews on this place. Does anyone have any info? Thinking about stopping in to see what the talent is like and wondering what kind of asians they are.

It's on Sutter. 5th floor.[/QUOTE]Crap! I just posted a response and misread your question. I thought you wrote "CEO".

Anyhow, CEO is great but I also visited VIP. It was less great, I got a Korean girl dressed in sweats from head to toe. She was cute a let me roam a little but it wasn't worth the money. I won't return.

[QUOTE=Blue Screen; 1865939]Crap! I just posted a response and misread your question. I thought you wrote "CEO".

Anyhow, CEO is great but I also visited VIP. It was less great, I got a Korean girl dressed in sweats from head to toe. She was cute a let me roam a little but it wasn't worth the money. I won't return.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the update, I've been wanting to go to CEO for awhile but always figured it was a little pricier then the less well know establishments. That being said I dropped in to VIP as well, the had one chick 40 something Chinese lady and I bounced.

Dear list,

I'm in town for 3 days staying in downtown and Castro area and I'm looking for a HE and a table shower if they do that here. 20-30s is ideal and Asian (duh). I'm not looking for FS. Any help would be great! I'm off to read the boards too.

Thanks in Advance!

Toodw

Damn, they showed Nikki's getting busted. Its been a few years since I've visited that place. I think it was Tammy's who they just

Tried to interview. She had a difficult time explaining the condoms and lubes that was found in the establishment. Loads of fond memories there. Aahhhh the hot tea.

Anyone else see the show? Or have been there recently.

Yohimbebrother

I went noon time Friday. One lady working. Nothing to look at, but nice. She tossed me in a room, told me to wait 15 minutes and she would be back. She came back and gave a great massage, even walking on my back. Flip, nice hand job, took her time. .4 +.6 =1.

Probably could tip less, but I am not a cheap skate.

Summary. Good Massage. I am not a fan of the downtown brothels. That is all.

Visited in Sept. Two masseuses available. I picked the one that was more attractive to me. 45 door fee. Good massage including back walking. Took her time. Flip came and she did the job. UTC up and down. Took her time again. Quite nice. Cleaned up and took a shower. Glass of water, tipped 60 and out the door right at an hour. Would repeat.

I stopped in at most of the Chinatown AMPs and quite few of the ones outside Chinatown. Wanted to see the general talent and get a feel for prices. 60/ hour appears to be the standard and some appeared to be FS (generally in or near CT) which I'm not looking for while others had the HE vibe going on (Polk St and up near the GG Bridge on Lombard). Basing this on the attire and attitude. Most ladies were decent looking and the facilities were clean. Only tried one and I wrote that up in my previous report.

I was in town last weekend and thought I'd try the legenday Empire on a Sunday morning. Big mistake as there was only one girl there and with the rooms upstairs, she was anxious to finish as quickly as possible. I knew the first sign of trouble was she wouldn't go for an hour only 45 minutes. I think the whole FS experience only went 20 minutes with her asking me to cum quickly. Nice enough girl but I would avoid this place, at least on a weekend morning.

[QUOTE=FreshNewbie;1677331]Stopped by Empire Massage, was hopeful after good experiences at Ocean Health in SF, West Valley Therapeutic Center in San Jose, and place in Redwood City.

About 8 girls down in front, mamasan let me pick girl. None were extremely my type and all looked over 30.

Their website says they do table-showers, but despite a sign downstairs saying price includes shower, there was NO table shower and just told to go into a bay of 3 showers to wash yourself.

Decent massage for about 3 minutes, then immediately goes light touching over the goods. Good teasing here, immediately wants to know what I want. Just wanted HE, she seemed disappointed, especially offer of $40. After back and forth, said she'd go really slow, settled $60.

Then she wants to be massaged, which I did for short time, all the while thinking "what a great way to kill time in a massage and not do what I'm paying for", but it was entertaining for a short while and she said I was so good, she'd give me 2 pops. Hmm alright. After 5 min of ME doing massage, said I was ready, she sounded disappointed.

Started going extremely fast, no variation, told her to slow down but shortly after she'd speed back up. When deciding to hold out or not, confirmed with her 2 pops, she said no baby, just one. (grr). She went another 5-10, finished right after about 30 min on the clock. She ran out of the room and told me to shower about 3 seconds after I was finished. Really sudden and a bit jarring.

Came back in, said I was done (35 min) , I paid for hour. She grumbled, said I didn't pay enough, but continues to massage for another 10 minutes (strong walking on back) , all the while talking about how girls should get $100 for the hour and $60 really isn't enough and all that junk, then rushes me out after 45min.

I'd avoid empire if not into FS. She was really good right up until she found out I didn't want FS, then just got the rush job.[/QUOTE]

Trying to find some good places in the sunset district. Any help would be appreciated.

What MPs are in the sunset?

Which have the best looking women?

Which places offer BJ or Full service?

Thanks fellas.

Does anyone happen to have any experiences they can relate from this place? I pass it every day but not sure what to expect. Thanks!

Is there a single white girl massage parlor anywhere in SF cause every time I've been there it's all Asian parlors and not interested in that, I want places just featuring white girls, much like what we have here in Canada.

Too much to ask?

[QUOTE=HeatWave;1963863]Is there a single white girl massage parlor anywhere in SF cause every time I've been there it's all Asian parlors and not interested in that, I want places just featuring white girls, much like what we have here in Canada.

Too much to ask?[/QUOTE]Yes. This ain't Canada.

Looks like CEO on Bush St has plenty of good reviews, any other cheaper options? New to this, thanks!