2000-2004 Archived Reports

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Chip_s
[i]I heard a teaser today on the WTOP, about new laws for Massage Parlors and the Police actively enforcing them. Didn't hear were. Someone please tell me it's not so. [/i][/QUOTE]

The story was about Prince William County in Virginia. Seems that local politicos want all adult video stores and other 'sex industry' businesses to install video cameras at their entrances, and LE would be able to request and review all those tapes at any time (without a warrant?). Seems like simple harassment to me. One video store owner has hired the guy who defends Larry Flynt to fight the proposal (not sure if it's already an ordinance or not).

Roman

Easy initiates a Newbie.

As I posted before I came into Dc this weekend from Richmond va to cover a concert at FedEx field. Before I left I posted to ask for some directions to some action. I received a good bit of info, (thanks again guys), and I made sure to get all of the directions straight and all of my monger etiquitte down.

Just a tip to anyone who has not had the expirience as of yet. Knowing EXACTLY where you are going, and what steps you need to take to get good service, is a BIG problem solver, as you will see later.

As this trip was business related, the group of co-workers I was with was allowed to rent 2 cars between the 5 of us. I was fortunate in that I had an easy job that didn't require a great deal of time invovement. I fuguresd that I could visit Downtown and 1818, one on a friday evening, the other on a sat afternon. The only problem was that I had a "tag along". I have a habit of always finding a good time ,(bars clubs and so on),when we travel, and this (fairly cool), guy decided he wanted to be a part of it. Long story short, after some halfhearted attempts to get rid of him before I left I simply told him I was ging to get a massage. Because my buddy knows me well enough, he decided the whole deal was a jack shack and that he was in.

Since he was cool enough I told him the "rules" of the massage parlours, and drove from 50 into NY ave. (thanks again for the info), and did the 1818 thing. I gave him a 15 minute head start and went in. Thanks to you all my session went off without a hitch. I was nice to the mamasan, pleasant to the lady, put the $$$in plain view, and when the time came, so did I. Good deal. I went back to the car and my buddy is there with a 5h!t eating grin on him because he got more than he expected.

We went back, finished the job, and crashed. The next morning my buddy asks me what we are gonna go in the afternoon. I tell him I am gonna do some shopping and get another massage. He decides to tag along agin, and we end up downtown. This time I skip all the rules, (because I figure he knows the drill now), and just let him follow me. My session was again exellent. I have Mai (sp? sounds like the word "my"), who has nice tits and the most perfect ass I have seen in a while. This lady was so nice I forgot the actual massage part was supposed to start things off. Mai kindly reminds me, "massage 1st" and leads my by the convenient handle I have grown from place to place. When we got down to the deed, she was enthusiastic and skilled. She even let me slip a finger in her @$$...... Cool. I now am offically jealous of people who live here. Unfortunately my buddy does not have the same expirience. It seems he did not follow the "rules" and overtipped for underservice. Feeling like a true DC monger at this point I cussed him out and put him on a partial ban with me until he learns how to act properly.

The next time I come up there its gonna be pleasure not business beleive me. I just WISH we had this anywhere NEAR Richmond.

Hey! Do what I do and take it ....
Easy as 1-2-3

Easy,

If you were at Downtown Saturday nite, it sounds like you had Maya...Lucky dude, she's one of the best and often difficult to find available since she's very much in demand among the regulars. I know you had a great time! So you've learned the (sometimes miserable) trip up I-95 can most rewarding! BTW I spent the weekend in Richmond and couldn't wait to get back up here!
Happy Hunting

XSailor

New girl at Downtown: Yung. I was her third customer ever.

You know, there are pluses and minuses to being in that position. You can indulge the fantasy that you're tapping some reasonably untilled soil, to mix a metaphor or two. And she is gorgeous: creamy skin, nice full C-cup natural tits, about 5'4", maybe 110#, and she could walk down any high school corridor in the country unchallenged, except perhaps by a hall monitor for a bathroom pass.

But some of the niceties that come from experience just weren't there: no rimming; very little crack-play at all, in fact; and the f-ck wasn't bad, but she didn't quite know how to get in the rhythm and I had to pretty much move her hips for her. She was trying, don't get me wrong - no dead fish here. But she just wasn't a polished humper.

Like I said, pluses and minuses.

I'll ask for her again the next time, though, so at least for this monger, the pluses outweighed the minuses.

Bysshe

I have tried to keep the info for AMPS updated. Added addresses for each establishment with credit given to the poster for this important intel. This list gives dates of reports and poster's handles to simplify RTFF. Ordered by number of reports. Girls may be gone if report is older than a day or two:

[b]Downtown:
1018 Vermont Ave NW 4th Floor[/b] - Mighty Spearsman 11/22/02
Yung - LoveLOS 7/25
Yung - Bysshe 7/22
Mai (Maya) - Easyas123 7/21
Mimi - LoveLOS 7/9
???? - Toe Tapper 7/9
Mimi - xsailor 7/2
CiCi (ShiShi?) - Unix Boy 7/1
Mimi - - LoveLOS 6/30
ShiShi - xsailor 6/10
Laura - LoveLOS 6/3
????? - Wendigo 6/2
Sony - LoveLOS 5/26
Paula - TrashMan 5/24
Coco, Julie, Maya - balabon38 5/22
Vicki - NoLatex 5/11 & 5/17
Julie - balabon38 5/7
Coco & Julie - xsailor 5/2
Coco - xsailor 3/20
Coco - xsailor 3/14
Kitty - Nova Guy 2/24
May - Mighty Spearsman 2/14

[b]CPHC:
3433 33rd Place[/b] - Logan Lurker 6/24
[b]Connecticut and Porter sort of across from Unos[/b] - Trashman 5/21
Barbie - Black 6/12
???? - fordster - 6/1
Yung - NoLatex 5/17
Yung - Hunters 5/13
Sue - TrashMan 12/27

[b]Supra:
Dupont & 1333 Connecticut 4th floor[/b] - TrusgrBear 4/15
Sarah - Here I Am 7/16
????? - dumbass 6/3
????? - fordster 5/2
????? - jackdredz 4/27
Chi Chi - TrusgrBear 4/15

[b]Olympic:
1936 9th Street NW[/b] - LoveLOS 7/23
Yoyo - LoveLOS 6/30
Lucy & Gina - LoveLOS 6/3
Mimi & Cherry - LoveLOS 5/2
Annie (now mamasan) - LoveLOS 2/12

[b]IHC or Mini Health Club (1818):
1818 NY Ave NE[/b] - KarmaSX & thepunter7216 4/16
????? - Easyas123 7/21
Sandy & Sofia - ravensfan 5/26
Sophia - KarmaSX 5/9

[b]Sun Spa
1829 M Street 3rd Floor[/b] - Mighty Spearsman 7/18
Jenni - KarmaSX 7/15
Cindy - Mighty Spearsman 2/18
Cindy - Mighty Spearsman 8/2/02

[b]ICM (non-Asian):
1829 M Street 2nd Floor[/b] - Mighty Spearsman 7/18
Emily - Happy Day 3/18
Tony - Maxwell 3/17

[b]Castle Spa:
1716 I Street, NW[/b] - Mighty Spearsman 7/17
Jay - Mighty Spearsman 7/17
Yung - LoveLOS 6/3

[b]First Tanning Salon:
521 G St Nw[/b] - Logan Lurker 6/4
Gina - KarmaSX 2/16

[b]ACCU FITNESS
4380 MACARTHUR BLVD NW[/b] - LoveLOS 7/16
????? - Frogger 7/9 & 7/16

[b]H & H (non-Asian):
4652 Wisconsin Ave[/b] - Happy Day 3/31
Emily - Happy Day 3/31

[b]Sun Club
701 6th Street, NW, 2nd Floor[/b] - Mighty Spearsman 7/18
*** REPORT NEEDED ***

[b]Mirage Health Spa
617 K Street Northwest[/b] - Logan Lurker 6/4
*** REPORT NEEDED ***

[b]New World Spa
602 11th St NW[/b] - Logan Lurker 6/4
*** REPORT NEEDED ***

Please advise of corrections or omissions. I do want to make it perfectly clear to all readers that no illegal activities occur at the AMPS listed above. The providers do not give massages any more, rather it is muscular stretch training. Very healthy I think. Rumors of sexual services that are noted in some of the reports highlighted are pure rubbish. The writers are obviously pumping their pathetic egos by telling others that they actually had sex with their trainer - everyone knows that is total Bullshit because it simply does not happen.

LoveLOS

Sun Club
701 6th Street, NW, 2nd Floor - Mighty Spearsman 7/18
*** REPORT NEEDED ***

Planning a check this week, will report later.

Sorry guys I was scared straight last night in DC. After a 2:00 p/u and sucessful drop off at the East Rt. 50 Texaco on NY ave, the Pimps or at least guys in a Avalanche looking to roll a customer followed me out! They told me the story she left something . I smelled this right away and looked real quick as we were going 50 mph, and said no way I checked. One of the guys said just pull over. Yeah right! Kept driving, they were flashing the high beams and pulled up one more time and asked again to pull over. I just kept at 60mph and stayed the course, and they followed for a few more miles and turned off. I know that is not the place to pick up. Never the less, it let me know that this stuff can happen and I am calling it quits. But I'll still read about your adventures.

Thanks for the help guys.

*** REPORT ***
Sun Club
701 6th Street, NW, 2nd Floor (6th and G across from MCI center)
Black door with 701 block letters on it Buzzer on the door.

Buzzed door, Door unlocked, Mamason pokes head around corner from second floor, says "First Time."

I see 2 girls sitting on a couch at the end of the hall.

I get escorted into a room with a bed and a tanning bed in it. Mamason tells me $60 I pay, Shei-Shei (she she) attractive, about a "6 out of 10" dressed in your typical Asian outfit, small frame, small boobs.

Been a while so I put the money on they night stand $100, no mention of it.

Asks me where I'm from pulls my work ID out of my pocket looks at it, Asks me if I want a shower first, tells me to get undressed, puts a towel around me, takes me to shower room, rub down, with special attention to ass and dick. Takes me back give me a massage, goes from a good hard one to a soft tickle to tongue on my ass and balls. She then steps back, I roll over, She points at the money and holds up two fingers indicating that she wants $20 more, I said that was all I brought she nods, does a so so job of Covered oral, swings her ass around for some 69, then jumps on and rides, does a good job of talking dirty.

At the end she was VERY specific that if anyone ask on the street what I paid I was just the $60 for a massage.. I ask her what time they were open, she said noon to midnight, and 7 days a week, told me that if I wanted to do afternoons, to call to make a reservation since regulars get first treatment. She gave me the phone number but I forgot it in my car, Ill post it later or back channel if ya need.

Long time lurker, first time poster. I thought I'd add a few lines about my experiences the last couple of weeks. Just in DC for the summer. I wish they had these places in Chicago.

Went to CPHC last week at about midnight. Met with Tiffany. Fellas, she is AMAZING. She's just been working there a week or two. Petite with a great little body and she can't be older than 23 or 24. Nice table shower with her concentrating on my raised soldier. Massage was nice and then we went at it. A really good experience all around. No asian rim job but it was still an incredible time. Will definitely have to go there again to see here.

Went to Downtown today at around 6 pm, met Sony. Did not have even close to the experience LoveLos was talking about. She's a bigger girl, about 5'8 without much fat on her at all. She wasn't in to it at all. Shower and massage were okay. Rode me for about 2 seconds and then wanted me on top. I couldn't even complete the deed, she just laid there like a cold fish. I was thinking about not even giving her the full 5 jacksons but I guess I'll chalk it up to experience and come back with another girl.

Cheako,
Great report! Please post that number!!

LoveLOS

Doing recon re: Bear's report about $30 booty. I believe intel to be good, but I did not convince the bouncer I was not LE and was politely sent on my way. Seniors can BC me or bear, newbies need not apply. Will report when safe to do so.

Never desiring to leave DC without making up a complete fabrication for your entertainment, I aimed the SUV toward Vermont ave...

About 11pm, I parked and walked down to the stroll on K & Vermont and was quite surprised to see a pair of WSW in full bikinis and high heels out that early. One was decent, not gorgeous but would have been doable had I not seen the other. WOW. A 9 on the SW scale (whatever that is), blond and pretty much perfectly proportioned. I considered negations with her but I faced two concerns. I had parked two blocks away and would not consider escorting her back there, and my SUV has a headlight out, so being bear bait already, I did not wish to try a pickup in the service lane. So up the stairs I go...

Mamasan is becoming familiar with me. Mimi was on two day vacation (hope that's all). I was treated to room #1 and my first ever DCAMP lineup of "new" talent. I forget the other's names because I immediately picked Yung. Bysshe was right - this girl is very pleasing to behold. His description is spot-on with the exception, under detailed examination and IMHO, that the tits are probably enhanced somewhat. I will add the partially shaved kitten and confesses an age of 24 ("still yung, don't have to change name yet").

We had fun and took time in shower, and with the "muscular training," which was decent and thorough. Mongers who disdain these parts of the AMP experience should look elsewhere. I love them. The fun began even before I turned over when she finished the training with a nipple rub over by entire backside. Very minor rimming as Bysshe alluded to. The flip began with me inspecting those C's (tongue on tit, so to speak). A highlight was the removal of the g-string and the extended finger fuk and titty play that resulted in "me orgasm" and my reward being some sweet DFK, another first for me at an AMP!!!

She was not as skilled with the application of the raincoat, but the work she did orally was exceptional, incl balls. Brought me perhaps too close because when little guy was just confirming the tight fit only my middle finger had previously experienced, all was lost. Chatted about Maya (she has not met her - gone?) and Mimi. She plans to stay 6 months.

I realize I have expounded about Yung so much that a reader might think I'm in love. No, but the thought crossed my mind how it can (and does) happen. This was the closest thing to a GFE I have managed in an AMP, although Mimi 7/9 and Annie 2/12 were damn close... When Mimi comes back, what is a monger to do? "Torn between two lovers..." I think I'll need $320, two hours and some vitamin V to solve the dilemma...

K St Stroll was slow due to LE harassment after midnight. Saw a truly fine BSW in jeans (another 9) , tall and thin on Vmt & L. I saw 6 other SW's in a loop around the blocks, but nothing notable after seeing the two 9's...

Sorry to bore you with a long post...
LoveLOS

[QUOTE]Originally posted by LoveLOS
[i]Doing recon re: Bear's report about $30 booty. I believe intel to be good, but I did not convince the bouncer I was not LE and was politely sent on my way. Seniors can BC me or bear, newbies need not apply. Will report when safe to do so.
LoveLOS [/i][/QUOTE]

Hey LOS,
I don't post much in DC as I mostly visit Baltimore and Waldorf.
Waldorf may be on the way out with the new law in affect, so returning to DC spas may be an option.
Late night cruising in DC is not an option for me due to work schedule....but for a $30 pop, I would have to reconsider.
If possible, Could you email me with information on Bear's potential place to go? I am interested, but don't know your email address.
Thanks
Clix
clixxx@hushmail.com

Thanks

[QUOTE]Originally posted by LoveLOS
[i]Doing recon re: Bear's report about $30 booty. I believe intel to be good, but I did not convince the bouncer I was not LE and was politely sent on my way. Seniors can BC me or bear, newbies need not apply. Will report when safe to do so.

Never desiring to leave DC without making up a complete fabrication for your entertainment, I aimed the SUV toward Vermont ave...

About 11pm, I parked and walked down to the stroll on K & Vermont and was quite surprised to see a pair of WSW in full bikinis and high heels out that early. One was decent, not gorgeous but would have been doable had I not seen the other. WOW. A 9 on the SW scale (whatever that is), blond and pretty much perfectly proportioned. I considered negations with her but I faced two concerns. I had parked two blocks away and would not consider escorting her back there, and my SUV has a headlight out, so being bear bait already, I did not wish to try a pickup in the service lane. So up the stairs I go...

Mamasan is becoming familiar with me. Mimi was on two day vacation (hope that's all). I was treated to room #1 and my first ever DCAMP lineup of "new" talent. I forget the other's names because I immediately picked Yung. Bysshe was right - this girl is very pleasing to behold. His description is spot-on with the exception, under detailed examination and IMHO, that the tits are probably enhanced somewhat. I will add the partially shaved kitten and confesses an age of 24 ("still yung, don't have to change name yet").

We had fun and took time in shower, and with the "muscular training," which was decent and thorough. Mongers who disdain these parts of the AMP experience should look elsewhere. I love them. The fun began even before I turned over when she finished the training with a nipple rub over by entire backside. Very minor rimming as Bysshe alluded to. The flip began with me inspecting those C's (tongue on tit, so to speak). A highlight was the removal of the g-string and the extended finger fuk and titty play that resulted in "me orgasm" and my reward being some sweet DFK, another first for me at an AMP!!!

She was not as skilled with the application of the raincoat, but the work she did orally was exceptional, incl balls. Brought me perhaps too close because when little guy was just confirming the tight fit only my middle finger had previously experienced, all was lost. Chatted about Maya (she has not met her - gone?) and Mimi. She plans to stay 6 months.

I realize I have expounded about Yung so much that a reader might think I'm in love. No, but the thought crossed my mind how it can (and does) happen. This was the closest thing to a GFE I have managed in an AMP, although Mimi 7/9 and Annie 2/12 were damn close... When Mimi comes back, what is a monger to do? "Torn between two lovers..." I think I'll need $320, two hours and some vitamin V to solve the dilemma...

K St Stroll was slow due to LE harassment after midnight. Saw a truly fine BSW in jeans (another 9) , tall and thin on Vmt & L. I saw 6 other SW's in a loop around the blocks, but nothing notable after seeing the two 9's...

Sorry to bore you with a long post...
LoveLOS [/i][/QUOTE]

great post! I saw that BSW you were talking about she stays at the super 8 on NY ave. 60 for everything. watch out for SW trying to charge one price for french and another for fullservice I've met 4 girls trying this scam now.

Bandito,
Dude, sorry the chica was having an off night. She is kinda stunning but if she wasn't performing, eye candy only goes so far... Could be the time on job factor. I got her when she was new, now she has been there 2-3 months, it could be burnout. I figured her for gone since I have not seen her since that first visit.

Tiffanie @ CHPC sounds like a good time and she is new. Yung is also fresh now, as was Mimi when XSailor and I met her.

AMP girls never seem to last more than 6 months, and most are gone in 2 months, this is likely why....

X-S,
You should post about Sandy, so Yung and Mimi don't get hammered all the time... It would be a shame to have an experience like Bandito had with one of our faves...

J-booth,
Scary movie. I have had a few close calls, but that is pretty bold. You may have bagged a part-timer who had a pissed off boyfriend... You did the right thing in the VAMOOSE. Please don't retire, just shop in a better neighborhood.

Just for the record, NC Hunter posted a great RULES OF THE HUNT list for safer SW mongering. He has some great ideas, and most are good common sense. See North Carolina > Charlotte on 06-12-03. You followed rule 14 and 16, which probably saved your ass.

Clixxxxxxx, you've got mail... Any new intel on Waldorf area? Nothing on WSG since the bad news came down. Thks.

LoveLOS

Bandit,

Sorry your experience at Downtown wasn’t so good. It’s best to ask for a specific girl by name when you go in (Mimi, Maya, Young, Sandi), keep up with the posts because the better ones change frequently. Mamasan always has 6 to 7 girls on duty each night and guess what…the new customers get the girls the regulars are not asking for (reasons may be too obvious). If none of my known favorites are working on a particular night my fall back is just to ask for a “small girl”. I’ve never been disappointed.


LoveLos,

OK, I was trying to keep Sandi a secret for a while, you know I’m selfish and hate to wait for my favorite:-) But since the talent pool is so vast there now I’ll post this week’s experience. I had a great time with Sandi two weeks ago, so I stopped in for some mid-week relaxation with thoughts of a second go-round. Luckily she was immediately available.

Sandi is about 5’3, maybe 5’4”, very very thin, about 105 lbs if that, long hair with blonde highlights, b+/c- cups (small but proportionally nice), and a cute face and a smile to die for. I think she’s been there 5 weeks now. I was impressed she had remembered me and genuinely seemed happy I had asked for her by name. She even gave my Johnson a few licks undressing me. Obviously any cautiousness displayed the first time was gone now. Table shower was better than average with plenty of attention to the right places. Back in the room she went straight to the titty massage and all over body licking. Since we went overtime the first session I guess she wanted first things first:-) This went on for about 10 –12 minutes driving me crazy, then she got into some prolonged rimming. Turning me over she slipped on the cover and gave some great but brief oral. Knowing I couldn’t take much more I asked her to stop and let me have a few licks and she pleasantly accommodated my request, sitting on my face for some great DATY (something I rarely do in an AMP). Following came a great cowgirl ride and a happy ending doggie style. Her extremely small waist makes the hips such perfect handles.

After the clean up we had about 10 minutes left so then she started the muscle training (they don’t give massages, LOL). No session would be complete without the back walking now would it? Overall I’d rate the session a 9+. I hate to do that because I know I’ll have to wait next time…. Happy Hunting Dudes

XSailor

If anyone here frequents the waldorf area can you let me know what spots they shut down with the new law that was passed this week. Heard on the radio the other morning going to work that they shut down 5 massage spots... put they did not give the names of the locations.........

Kinda sad... waldorf use to be a good location to have some good action in....

XS... I know that hurt {grin}... Still, you da man.

So many girls, so little time... I think I will negotiate a day pass. Brunch with Sony, Nooner with Yung, Afternoon delight with Sandy and Nightcap with Mimi...

LL

It is a shame that government officials have nothing better to do than crack down on AMPs through licensing regulations. This makes it easier for them to shut down AMP without having to prove prostitution. First, Montgomery County, then the Waldolf area. Well, at least, we still have the ones in DC. (for now). But then again there was the undercover operation and bust of Ginza.

My question for the board is whether there are any MP in DC featuring non-Korean women? What about any MP featuring Thai or Russian or Latin women? There was a MP in Silver Spring featuring Russian women but it has since shut down. There is a place called Latin Palace somewhere in DC but I haven't heard too many comments re the place. There was one report that the Sun Club featured Thai women but it was vague on details. As they say, variety is the spice of life.

I have second hand intel from a source I have come to respect, but you have been warned: YMMV

For a good time, ask for Jamie at 1818. Standard rates and services apply. I do not have details of encounter, but it is within the week, which tells us what we all wanted to know...

LoveLOS

Toe Tapper,
There are 2 Thai gorls working at the Sun Club. Jeannie and Sophia.

Been reading posts for months now and I finally got the chance to head to DC for my very first AMP experience. Man have I been missing out. Deceided to head to Downtown. Took a while to find since I'm not fimiliar with the DC area. But it was well worth the hunt. Got there about 1:30, walked up the endless flight of stairs to the door and rang the bell. Mamasan was very friendly and immediately showed me to a room. She asked me if I have been there before, and of course I said yes. LoveLOS sounded like he had a good time with Yung, so I told here a friend of mine told me I should request Yung. She left the room and returned with Yung. Very beautiful, and yes, the tits are enhanced. Very, Very firm. I took the advice of previous posts and layed the $$ on the table, no questions were asked. From here, the rest of the story is similar to LoveLOS's experience. Table shower and muscular training (massage) were both great, very relaxing, and very thorough. Before the flip I got the nipple rubb and minor rimming. After flipping she started kissing my neck and worked her way down sucking on my nipples and eventually working her way down to my package, which she started licking very vigourously. Then she pulled out a condom, out of nowhere, not sure where she had it hidden, and mounted and started riding me. This lasted about 5 minutes. Then she wanted me on top. She was very vocal and moned and seemed like she enjoyed it all. She had me stop twice. I believe she had two orgamisms. If she was faking, she's one of the best fakers I've ever seen. I finished off with a bang after about 15 minutes. Afterwards we hugged and she dressed me and told me to ask for her next time. I believe I will. Was there about an hour and a half. Only complaint would be for her to do more riding. But she did have good rythm when she was on top. Didn't have to help her at all.

Thanks to all who contribute to the forum. It really made my experience easy and enjoyable.

Thanks Bysshe and LoveLOS for your reports on Young. Only saw one other girl while I was there, but couldn't get a good look at her.

VA Man

I'll be driving back to Atlanta from Philly early next week and was hoping to get a suggestion on an excellent AMP that was a quick detour off 95/495 on the way back that would be easy to find and reasonably priced. Could use directions, menu pricing and maybe the name of a girl or 2 that left recently so I can say Sure, I've been here before!!
Thanks

Amplovr,

Do you want to try B'more? I'd recommend Moonlight in Randallstown. Or Howard County info - if you need, leave a note on the Baltimore board.

Nat.

Amplovr

Read back through the posts and you will find many, very thorough reviews of fellow monger experiences at fine establishments such as Sun, Downtown, 1818 etc.

All of them extremely accesible off of 495 or 95/495 depending on your avenue of approach.

Many posts also have street addresses associated with them so that you may use mapquest to get specific directions.

Again, read through the past reviews and use mapquest and I'm 100% certain you will be able to answer your own question.

Now run before some of our more "colorfull" mongers give you their own, more straightforward version of what I just suggested.

Enjoy, be safe and happy hunting.

Nova Guy

For a quick drive through you should focus your research on 1818 NY Ave. Easy to get to from 295/B-W PArkway, no real downtown driving. Been a year since I was there but others have recently reviewed it.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by amplovr
[i]I'll be driving back to Atlanta from Philly early next week and was hoping to get a suggestion on an excellent AMP that was a quick detour off 95/495 on the way back that would be easy to find and reasonably priced. Could use directions, menu pricing and maybe the name of a girl or 2 that left recently so I can say Sure, I've been here before!!
Thanks [/i][/QUOTE]

Not meaning to be a pain in the ass. I've gotten lost in DC several times and Mapquest ranges from excellent to SUCKS.

I have been experiencing the downside of escorts recently. Two escorts cancelled on me at the last minute and another escort didn't return phone calls on the day of the appointment. This is definitely an issue with individual escorts, sometimes they are unreliable due to personal issues and they may not tell you anything but just fail to return calls or emails on the day of the appt. Second downside to escorts is the requirement that you provide real name and work number or referral from another known escort. This sort of information isn't something I am thrilled about handing out but often you have no choice if you want to play the escort game.

But when you hook up with an escort who takes her job serious, has a knockout body, and a great attitude, it can be an incredible sexual experience. Unfortunately my favorite escort Amber Reese has recently retired and so I am on the prowl for an escort of her calibur. One memory of Amber that will always be on my mind is Amber giving me a bbbj, looking at me with her sexy eyes and then grabbing my hand and placing it on her head and telling me to make her do it. She wanted me to use my hand to push her head all the way until her face was literally pounding on my groin area. She sounded like she was gagging at times but she kept telling me she wanted me to keep going until I came in her mouth because she wanted to taste my cum. Finally I came deep in her throat and she just calmly swallowed it. And then came round two but that's another story for another day. Aaaah, those were the days.

Yesterday, I had a last minute cancellation from a visiting escort which bummed me out. I was looking forward to it and had the money burning in my pocket. So I decided to go to an AMP where no advance appointment, no information, no name is required. I didn't want to take any chances so I went to my old favorite Downtown. Thanks KarmaSX for the tip about the Thai women but that will be another day (couldn't take any chances that day). Went up those four flight of stairs with the urine smell, rung the doorbell and was greeted by the short and pudgy mamasan. She lead me to the room and I gave her the 60 and told her I wanted to see the girls to choose one. She had three girls come out. All were relatively attractive and I picked one who had a cute smile. She said her name was Yung. I didn't realize until typing this, that she was the girl seen by Lovelos and another person on this board with positive comments. I would say she was a 6/7 in looks and a 7/8 in body. Her English was limited but she knew enough to get by. She said she had been working in DC for 2 weeks and had been working in NY Chinatown and Connecticut so she is no innocent babe in the woods. I thought she said "everything?" and I said yes (but she could have said something else). Table shower with plenty of scrubbing in the privates. Very non-sexual massage and then she started with the light teasing fingertip massage which got a rise out of me, she took off her top and did the titty rub on my back and then she took everything off. Licking around the body, light rimming, ear nibbling, ball licking and licking around the base of the cock. She pulled out a condom, put it on, and then engaged in some oral for a few minutes. Then she said something I didn't understand and I thought she was asking for the tip so I reached for my wallet but then she started saying no no no and then I understood what she was asking me: "favorite position?" Got back on the table, engaged in mish and then finished off with doggie. Yung has a good attitude and she was fun. I would agree that her breasts are too firm to be real.

I read the reports about Yung after the fact and see that her routine is essentially the same for everyone. Nothing incredible, nothing earthshaking, but good performance for a fair price. She cleaned me up with a hot towel and I got dressed and gave her the 100 tip. Its interesting that we never discussed the money and she never asked for it. It was just understood that I knew the policy and would compensate accordingly. Some girls like the money upfront before the action begins.

Enough details for you guys? Sorry that I couldn't report on anyone new but it was just a lark that I happened to see Yung. As I said, she told me her name after I picked her.

Once again Downtown comes through for a no-hassle fs experience with an attractive women for 160.

Downtown Report,

Bad news: Sandi - gone; Mimi - gone; Yung - not sure but was not available.

Good News: BiBi is back!

XSailor

Report on 1818 New York Ave., Washington D.C. aka IHC

I traveled to DC last week to check on my favorite DC AMP. There is apparently a night club on the second floor now and more people in the parking lot than there used to be; however, they did not bother me.

I rang the buzzer and walked in when the door opened. Mamasan asked, "Have you been here before?" I laughed and said at least 20 times. She was amused as well. She told me she only had two girls out and two others were busy. I asked for a line up. She brought the two out. I did something I normally do not do, I picked the one who did not seem to want to be picked. She was cuter.

I found out pretty quick why she did not want to be picked. She was exhausted. I managed to perk her up and we were off to the races. The standard shower, massage and then roll over was had. Her name was Jenny or something like that. Her English was even worse than my Korean. That said, she hit all the high lights and acted as if she was impressed during the main course. I have never had below a C + at IHC and the usual rating would be B+/A-. To give some contrast, I saw Aline from Miami and would give her a B.

Hondo Lane

IHC four weeks ago. After seeing Aline on Dupont Circle I felt an obligation to go to IHC. I could not get a line up however I saw a girl name Mi Mi or something like that. She was a bit thick for an Asian lass; however, she was not to be thrown back. The standard 160, the standard shower, the standard massage (actually a superb massage). (Aside: we often seem to overlook just how good some of these massages are) I have a regular therpautic (sp) massuese at home. The day after IHC I went to her. She was very impressed by my flexibiility and advised me to keep doing what I was doing! I allowed as how I certainly hoped to keep the regime going!

We did the asian thing, the turn over, the cowgirl, dog and mis. She did one thing different, she had me sit up during cowgirl. Interesting. I just note it because they all seem to have the same format.

I would give it a solid B+. The IHC girls are almost always A-/B+. I have only been with one non AMP provider to beat them and that was a lassie named Dominique who used to work in D.C. I am glad I lost track of her or I would be broke.

Your reporter in the field,

Hondo Lane

Went to Olympic on Saturday night. Had an excellent massage by beautiful girl named Angi. I havent been there in a few months and i was really feelin for some AMP action that night. It seems as if they have extended hours now. This was about 2 am. I had tried 1818 but was turned down. So i went to Olympic and reached there about 230am and was surprised that they let me in. Not only that they were busy and they kept taking customers. The whole place jus left active and alive. I asked and they said that they were open the whole night. To be honest the place seems to feel and/or have an atmospere similar to Ginza back in the day when it was the shit. On the down side it took forever to get a shower and had to wait for the Girl a while. ON the filp side. The short and beautiful and big Titied Tina was giving the showers and she got me a damn good girl. Angi and about 8/10 for face and looks and freaking 11/10 for massage. She let me french her.... top and bottom. Some finger action too. Lots of touching and kissing. Basically a GFE. If your an ass man like me then ur not gonna be too inpressed and if ur a Tit guy ur gonna be in Heaven. All natural and perky C cups with nipples to match. I most definately recommend her and will definately be going to Olympic More often.
Too bad Ginza is gone man.......I had some great times there. That place was the bomb.

Trugrsbr,
That sounds like the kind of friend I'd like to have! Will she go in the room with you? Or just her and the masseuse?
I think I'd do a phone call to the old reliables-Downtown, Olympic, 1818, etc-and see what they would say about a "couples" massage. Or it might be better done in person with the mamasan, since she would know which girls are more "girl-friendly"
Either way, we expect a full report afterwards!

Greets all,

Long time lurker, first time poster. Have seen a void of intell on the Latin Palace, incall place near Silver Spring. I was feeling adventurous last Thursday evening, so I decided to check this place out. Price seemed reasonable at 2 benny / hour. I opted for the 1 benny, half hour option. Called ahead to make an appointment. Gentleman who answered the phone seemed nice enough.

Was met at the door by a middle aged lady. She seemed nice enough as well. Asked me to have a seat, and explained that they were a little short handed as there were only 3 girls working. Sounded fine to me. She explained they usually have at least 4 girls working. Paid the Madam the agreed price. (what is a latin mamasan? mamacita?)

Be warned that this is a residential apartment. Not that most AMPS aren’t lived in to some degree or another. But it does come with certain risks.

Has a seat on the soft and was introduced to 3 fairly attractive ladies. One was about 6' tall, in 5" heels. That's all I remember about her. The second was a hot little 5' (if that) hottie with tons of curves. A little darker skinned than the others. Long black hair. Bob....we have a winner. Don't remember much about the last girl. Not that she was not pretty, I am sure she was. I was just 'inspired' by the second.

Went back to the bedroom and she began to disrobe. Wow.

Nice time had by all. She was very accommodating. Never any mention of money. Not quite a GFE, but later found out she was fairly new to out sport. A bit shy, but she eventually gets into it and relaxes. My guess is that repeat visitors would be well rewarded.

All typical services offered at flat rate. I was not sure what to tip. Decided on the low end of the AMP tip scale for similar services (4 jacksons). She seemed pleased and grateful. Time wise, was never rushed, and in fact ran over by about 5 minutes. As I was leaving the Madam asked me if everything was to my liking. She also told me they change girls on Mondays.

Only have a few complaints, but I consider them significant. The cleanliness could have been much better. The floors were filthy. Beds were not much better. The linens smelled clean, but were in pretty bad shape. They would do well to work on this. I could easily see this becoming a regular stop for me if they improve this aspect.

I will probably return, however, if the cleanliness does not improve, probably not too many more times.

Enjoy,

HardWire

The following is offered without comment, other than to point out that there is some interesting information about the possibility of avoiding a permanent record by attending the course:

[b]'John School' called a success combating prostitution[/b]

By Jonathan York
THE WASHINGTON TIMES

Only one of the more than 500 men who have taken the District's 2-year-old anti-prostitution course has been arrested again for solicitation.
"I think it's certainly fair to say [the program is] a resounding success," said Anthony Asuncion, chief of the misdemeanor section of the U.S. Attorney's Office. "The only big change that has happened in the last two years is we have become very successful."
The U.S. Attorney's Office and Metropolitan Police Department started the program in 2001 to dry up the customer base for prostitutes in the District. They point to the lack of repeat offenders as proof that their joint effort is working.
In a city sometimes noted for crime and mismanagement, a group of dedicated professionals has put together a program that appears to be preventing crime.
They do it by telling sex customers that prostitution is illegal, immoral and unhealthy. But they also tell the clients to value themselves and think through their temptations.
Those convicted for the first time for soliciting streetwalkers can volunteer to take the course — known as the "John School" — and wipe the conviction off their records. Participants also must have no convictions related to violence and pay $300 each to attend the one-day session, where they learn about the perils of buying sex.
The session is offered monthly and generally fills up. Class leaders noted at a session last week that men caught in a huge mid-July sting operation in Southeast have begun to enroll.
About 40 men attended that session, which was led by Rita T. Flynn of the U.S. Attorney's Office. Mostly young to middle-age and dressed in clothing that varied from jackets and ties to muscle shirts, the men slouched on the benches of a D.C. Superior Court room. It was 3 p.m. and they had been sitting, with occasional breaks, since 8:45 a.m. Miss Flynn clapped her hands to wake up one of them.
Then psychologist Roosevelt M. Johnson got them focused. He asked blunt questions: "How many of you almost didn't go out that night and do what you did?"
About a fourth of the men raised their hands, smiling self-consciously.
What lured them out in the first place, Mr. Johnson said, was sexual addiction.
"That's how you know it's an addiction," he told the men. "When you override your rationality and do something that is detrimental to you."
He said the men must fight the "negative energy" that draws them to buy sex, and instead look for a "meaningful relationship, where sex is an expression of that relationship."
The previously yawning, fidgeting men, some wiping their brows, listened intently.
They usually do. A study by a Marymount University professor showed that the men gave Mr. Johnson the highest marks for holding their interest.
The johns left with clearer knowledge of the law and more inclination to believe that buying sex is wrong, according to a study of the program's first year by professor Michael F. Cassidy of Marymount University.
"It was a significant impact in regard to legal knowledge," Mr. Cassidy said. "People knew more when they walked out in regard to the law and prostitution."
D.C. police Detective Mark A. Gilkey also was a favorite among the men because of his casual humor. During a break, he joked with them — even though his work with the prostitution enforcement unit had led directly to their arrests.
Comments written by class participants on their surveys indicate why they believe John School has helped them.
"All parts of the program were appropriate because I found I was responsible for my own actions," one man wrote.
Another wrote, "They put a scare into me that will have more effect on my future decisions."
Still another said the school "maybe opened my eyes to what I never thought or expected from my actions."
And one wrote, simply, "I will never do it again."
The men cited Mr. Johnson, Detective Gilkey and the health department for teaching them well about the consequences of soliciting sex.
Some of the men betrayed tension in their responses to a segment of the Marymount study in which former prostitutes spoke about how johns abused them.
One former prostitute, who has been speaking at the classes since the program began, said she believes people now are more aware of the abuse that sex workers endure.
"But I don't know if the men are more aware," said the woman, who asked not to be identified.
Mr. Johnson, who has worked with the John School since the beginning, said, "I'm using cognitive therapy with them. They don't see it as a clinical approach, but the approach is very clinical."
Month after month, Herman D. Jones of the D.C. health department has come to the sessions to tell the men about sexually transmitted diseases and to administer HIV and syphilis tests to those who want them.
Mr. Jones said about 200 of the attendees have asked for the tests.
The tests have identified two cases of HIV and six cases of syphilis, the disease intervention specialist said.
"In D.C. we have a very large sex trade," Mr. Jones said. "What happens is, if we can get people tested, a lot of times people have infections they are not aware of."
John School sessions are held monthly to keep pace with the prostitution enforcement unit's rising numbers of arrests. The unit arrested 432 persons in 2001 and 968 last year.
This year, officers have made more than 800 arrests and expect 700 more, Detective Gilkey said in a previous interview.



[url]http://www.washingtontimes.com/metro/20030803-110559-9274r.htm[/url]

Amazing. They seem not to realize that their statistical evidence could just as easily (and, quite probably, more accurately) be interpreted as the fact that they are teaching the johns how to not get caught.

I'm sure such schools do have a positive (from LE's point of view)impact on the guy who's just pissed off at his wife and decided to get back at her by picking up a streetwalker, and got caught doing it. But for the guys that are serious about scoring hookers but ignorant about LE's methods and practices, all such schools do is to educate the guy on how LE works and how to avoid them.

What's even more amazing is that, in this day of serious issues such as terrorism and homeland security, some jurisdictions are investing MORE of their budgets on prositiution-related enforcement and silliness such as these john schools. This just proves that such enforcement is motivated far more by political issues than public-safety ones, and that we bring this sh!t on ourselves by electing the morons we do.

*** DOWNTOWN REPORT ***

Just got back from a very bizarre trip to downtown. Arrived @ approximately 10:30PM and rang the bell. Heard a guys voice on the other side of the door. Mammasan opened the door and some dude was sitting there chatting on his cell while sititng on the "exercise" bike. Walked past him with Mammasan and said "sup". He responded likewise. Went to my room and was brought Young.

Laid my 100 on the table and went for the shower. Dude was still there in plain sight as I went into the shower. This dude was not an Oriental. Looked like a thug who would cause trouble at a bar. As I was in the shower - I noticed throught he crack in the curtain he got up and went towards the room I was "renting".

Nice shower with Young but now my mind was distracted. Came out of the shower and he was back on his perch chatting away on his phone. Went back to my room and noticed my stuff had been rifled through. Thankfully - I left my wallett and cell and extra cash in the car. Anyhow - the massage proceeded with the typicals - finger massage, rim job, cbj etc. Opted out of the FS because too many of you mongers have been up in it already. *smirk*

So - finished up with your typical, non-earthshaking but satisfactory downtown experience. The whole time this dude was in the back of my freaking mind. Was he LE.....bouncer...dunno. I just wanted to get out. Young gave me a card. Anyone ever get a card after the deed was done at Downtown?

The funny thing about this card is its a "Mid-Atlantic Weight & Powerlifters Club, LLC - Downtown Private Club" membership card. WTF. The address and phone on the card is:

PO BOX xxxx
Oxon Hill Rd
Oxon Hill, MD
240-605-7455

Young signed it and said bring it back next time. That in itself was strange but when I left -- dude was still there, sitting on the bike! Anyone ever seen this guy before. Looked latino and dressed "thug" style.

Also - whats the deal with the club on Vermont and K?? Right next door to Downtown (on the street) - looks like a night club and it was crowded.

Very very strange night. Took away from the experience. Anyone else have the same experience?

-Nova Guy-

I have seen a lot of chatter on IHC (1818 New York Ave.) Lately, I have been visiting there semi-regularly for the past year. It is more convenient for me that the other downtown places I make sporadic forays to (Downtown, Supra, Happiness, and CPHC). Since I go there enough that the Mamasan has had me help carry groceries up from the parking lot as I came in on at least one occasion, I though I would put my $0.02 worth in.

The first quarter of this year, they had one of the best group of provides in there that I have seen anywhere in a long time. One young woman, Dang Yee (spelled as it sounds) was the nearest thing to a GFE I have ever had in an AMP. I went back to see her four times and never got around to a massage on any of the visits. She was mot much above average in her facial looks, but the has a great body, according to my tastes at least. She had a pleasant personality and even though it fun to try and get around the language barriers (her English was so-so). During that time, there were at least three other providers that I found almost as enjoyable to spend an hour with.

However, since June, I think the service has slipped a bit. The current crew is very attractive, and provides all the services that AMP’s have come to expect, but the attitude with which it is server had been lacking. Hey don’t seem to give a rats ass if you are there or not. Last moth I received what I believe was probably the shortest table shower in (at least in my) AMP history. She could not have spent more then 45 sec per side, including soaping and rinsing. And I can tell you, at that speed, you just can not be very gentle with the Jewels. Just the other week, I had one provider who after the table shower handed me the towel and told me to dry myself off (a first in 5 years of AMPing), and then back at the room, smoked a cigarette before starting the massage. At IHC, they usually kneel down and dry your feet off for you.

Things seemed to get a bit better last weekend. I saw Jenny, who had a very bubbly personality and was at least an 8 out of 10 on looks. She joked with me, gave me a kiss on the cheek before heading to the shower and told me that I was cute (10 points for sucking up). Her table shower was slow and pleasant and the massage was also above average. However, when it came time for the good stuff, she got a little cooler and more business like. All the amenities were provided. Her CBJ was expert even at high speed, and she was tight and worm like a woman should be. But, she did not like my hand to roam. I like to have a hand full of tit during cowgirl, but even though I was gentle, she didn’t seem to like much it and took my hands away. After I lost it, she turned all friendly again and acted like we were old friends again.

I am working under the assumption for now that she had a rough tour the night before (had one of you roughnecks who thinks breasts need to be kneaded like bread dough). Over all I think she provided me with the best experience I have had there in several months. So the tide at IHC may be turning. I will have to give Jenny another try and see if that professional demeanor during the main event can be softened a bit.

Nova,
I've seen the latino guy several times. Never a problem, he seems to be there at night, so I would guess he is a bouncer. I've heard others on this board assert that it is standard practice at AMPs to check the belongings of newcomers for traces of bacon, but have never heard of anything ever being missing. Nevertheless, it is always prudent to take only what you will be spending...

The club down on the street is indeed busy. Have not gone in since it seemed to be populated by 20 something couples. They are too pretty for this old sh!t.

I am wondering if that is where she is planning to go next... Has anybody called that #? Any intel on where Mimi might have gone???

Hardwire,
Great post. Address of Latin Palace?

VA#2 & ToeTap,
Great reports, treat my girl, Young, well; she is a sweetie...

Hondo!
Thanks for posting mon, we needed that first-hand intel on 1818! BTW guys, Hondo is the real deal. You can take anything he reports to the bank unless it happens to be about me. Excuse his sense of humor, he is doing well since he is a twisted pervert in real life... <grin>

XS, Hope to have new report soon, getting yellow fever...

LoveLOS

I been reading this forum alot but just too lazy to post. Finally realize I shouldn't do that so here I am with my post.

I'm a long time regular at 1818. Been there for who knows how many time. I totally agress with Hondo that the service is alway a B+/A-. I was there twice for the last 10 days. I wanted to try Jamie but she was busy both time. The first time i got "Luby". she is a small, a bit on the skinny side, about 5"3, and she is a keeper. very aggressive on bed and she is the only girl I met on 1818 that does DFK. I would like to see her again for sure, but with the big line up that 1818 has all the time, I don't know I will get to do so. second time I saw Sandy. She was the only one that was free at that moment. she is 5"2, skinny, A cup girl. service was ok, nothing special enough to make me want to see her again tho.

I don't know if you guys know. In 1818, I only pay 7 Jacksons for the whole thing. I'm not sure if that is only for Asian but maybe you guys should try too. I go there, pick the girl, get in the room, and pay the 7 jacksons to the girl all at once. 20 dollar may not seem alot but it may allow you to go to amp one extra time every 2 month.

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Nova,
One of the masseuses was stabbed to death at Downtown a couple tears back. Ever since, I've heard they have a "bouncer" present in the evenings.
I never bring anything but my cash into any massage parlor. No wallet, no watch, no ring. It's one less thing to worry about.