When a monger complains about a provider's time management skills and then boasts about her not being a clock watcher and getting an hour visit for the price of a hhr, maybe it's not her time management skills that need checking.
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When a monger complains about a provider's time management skills and then boasts about her not being a clock watcher and getting an hour visit for the price of a hhr, maybe it's not her time management skills that need checking.
[QUOTE=Charlie441;5447026]Well for so long places didn't analyze it for some odd reason -- probably due to people knowing it was associated with "piss" and not wanting to piss people off. And not from the NIH, but I've read about it back in the day (not going to do research again to look it up & into it), and from two places. One did a test and asked girls who squirt a Ton to come in for assessment. Almost like putting up an ad asking "how much / far can you cum, dude?" and guys coming in to show off their talents like Peter North or something. Anyway, when they come in, they take them by surprise and tell them that they're not going to test them until they fully pee, and the test is Immediately following that. They couldn't find anyone who could hardly squirt anything but a dribble at most -- and the gals tested were like "No, but, but. ".
Another one actually analyzed it. It's not "pee" per se, although YES, it certainly can be included when the gal cums & squirts.
It's (forgive me for forgetting the term) the base fluid in which make pee from their chemical analysis. Kind of like -- it's not Coke, but it's the carbonated water that makes the coke inside the system, that squirts out when you rub the button. And that many had traces of stuff that makes it pee, but not enough to full-on call it straight-up Pee as if they're taking a piss.[/QUOTE]Here's the thing, I fully empty my bladder every single time before I fuck, and I am known to squirt pints. Completely soaking beds, and nearly drowning willing participants.
As long as you're hydrated, squirt has almost no flavor, it's sort of sweet. Nothing like the bitter flavor of urine.
Since the new post about this sand lake provider I simply put it looked to be another one of you know whos 30 $ hooker that will now charge you guys 150 $ looks like a camper you all going to be in, guess he got to make his cut worth it lmao.
[QUOTE=NWMich;5442371]No. That's not true at all. That's ignorant.[/QUOTE]LOL someone is a salty ass boomer. Just FYI I aint getting vaxxed either. Don't get that China flu bruh. 😆128518;128518; kekles.
UTRguy, ismt it great what one can learn when they read? 😏
[QUOTE=LowKeyg;5478161]LOL someone is a salty ass boomer. Just FYI I aint getting vaxxed either. Don't get that China flu bruh. 😆128518;128518; kekles.
UTRguy, ismt it great what one can learn when they read? 😏[/QUOTE]Conspiracy much? Idiot.
[QUOTE=NWMich;5478231]Conspiracy much? Idiot.[/QUOTE]Says the boomer ass rushing to get a "vaccine" that neither prevents you from getting the China flu or prevents you from spreading it. Imagine purchasing any type of computer protection that offered the same "benefits. " Top kek. Have fun with those blood clots. Ill be over here surviving without a cuck vaccine like a chad.
[QUOTE=LowKeyg;5478286]Says the boomer ass rushing to get a "vaccine" that neither prevents you from getting the China flu or prevents you from spreading it. Imagine purchasing any type of computer protection that offered the same "benefits. " Top kek. Have fun with those blood clots. Ill be over here surviving without a cuck vaccine like a chad.[/QUOTE]You blather a lot. Comes with then territory, I guess.
Science is wasted on buffoons like you. Seriously.
[QUOTE=NWMich;5478704]You blather a lot. Comes with then territory, I guess.
Science is wasted on buffoons like you. Seriously.[/QUOTE]A book certainly wouldn't hurt you. Maybe it's time to turn off TV and form your own opinions on things rather than listening to the talking heads on TV. Each one of those stations have an executive board with people setting the agenda so you can see exactly what they want you to see. Those people are executives from big pharma, Monsanto, hedge funds, banks. Etc. They won't tell you about leaky vaccines. They'll call anything that doesn't fit their agenda a conspiracy theory. If you call them out it's because you're obviously racist. I don't expect a simpleton like yourself to do the extra work of forming an opinion based on research. But do us all a favor and respond to the things you don't agree with with facts rather than sounding like smooth brained imbecile.
[QUOTE=UtrGuy;5479308]A book certainly wouldn't hurt you. Maybe it's time to turn off TV and form your own opinions on things rather than listening to the talking heads on TV. Each one of those stations have an executive board with people setting the agenda so you can see exactly what they want you to see. Those people are executives from big pharma, Monsanto, hedge funds, banks. Etc. They won't tell you about leaky vaccines. They'll call anything that doesn't fit their agenda a conspiracy theory. If you call them out it's because you're obviously racist. I don't expect a simpleton like yourself to do the extra work of forming an opinion based on research. But do us all a favor and respond to the things you don't agree with with facts rather than sounding like smooth brained imbecile.[/QUOTE]I refuse to argue with an idiot. Sorry. Peddle your bullshit elsewhere. Quit treating science as an optional thing. You probably believe the earth is flat also.
Anyway, I'm not wasting more time on this moron. Go ahead and reply, but I will not reply further. It's a complete waste of my time.
[QUOTE=NWMich;5479325]I refuse to argue with an idiot. Sorry. Peddle your bullshit elsewhere. Quit treating science as an optional thing. You probably believe the earth is flat also.
Anyway, I'm not wasting more time on this moron. Go ahead and reply, but I will not reply further. It's a complete waste of my time.[/QUOTE]At least you are true to your word because you haven't presented one valid point or fact to be argued. Name calling does not count. As a matter of fact my 8 year olds vocabulary has more depth than yours. I think he could whip your ass in a roast.
For the record I'm not a science denier at all. That's one of those talking points you have been programmed by the media to throw out there. I believe strongly in the scientific process. The scientific process has been truncated to accommodate for the immediate demand. Once there is long term scientific and peer reviewed data available I will be happy to take the vaccine for the China flu. Until then half of this country are lab rats waiting for the final step in the scientific process. You should have nothing to worry about though.
Mongers arguing about a Vaccine on a Poontang Forum! Priceless!
[QUOTE=DjBiker;5477508]Since the new post about this sand lake provider I simply put it looked to be another one of you know whos 30 $ hooker that will now charge you guys 150 $ looks like a camper you all going to be in, guess he got to make his cut worth it lmao.[/QUOTE]2 newer guys looking to to get in bed with you know who, they haven't figured out 30 $ hookers charging your guys 150 $ because they be frenz lmao 'there be 120 $ more profit to umm huh I wonder. WAKE UP lmao.
[QUOTE=Monger01;5334993]Log in. Click on DjBiker's name on the left of a post he made. Now go to "view forum posts".
Go page by page. Its 95% nasty, confrontational posts page after page. I struggled to find the very few posts he has where he shared info. On a hooker or massage place.
I cannot imagine how exciting it must be to stalk Benz every time he opens his browser.
I occasionally call someone out so not saying I'm an angel but damn dude. Go fuck a hooker and tell us about it once![/QUOTE]I see some things never change. DJ have you actually ever seen a provider? And by seen I don't mean a video on pornhub. Do you ever actually do a report or answer a legit question?
[QUOTE=Monger01;5481174]I see some things never change. DJ have you actually ever seen a provider? And by seen I don't mean a video on pornhub. Do you ever actually do a report or answer a legit question?[/QUOTE]DjMoped is not my only stalker, the rest are women.
Maybe DjMoped is really a women.
It all makes sense now. No real reviews of ever seeing a provider. DjMoped is a woman!
[QUOTE=Benz1;5481208]DjMoped is not my only stalker, the rest are women.
Maybe DjMoped is really a women.
It all makes sense now. No real reviews of ever seeing a provider. DjMoped is a woman![/QUOTE]You boneheads are hilarious, how does one stalk when you puke your b / s on here, your two body guards that respond are as ridiciculous as you, name one person you promote that is worthy of the 150-200 they charge after doing tricks for 30? And as far as woman quote, I believe your the one that loves taking it up the ass you stooge, lmao you should advertise you offer Greek you might get some takers, lmao.
The guy on Permanent Moderation trying to tell everyone else what's up! Fucking Hilarious!
[QUOTE=NoseJelly;5482246]The guy on Permanent Moderation trying to tell everyone else what's up! Fucking Hilarious![/QUOTE]Yep#2 douche defender LOL should be 2 more but its clearing up since he takes it in the ass maybe you guys defending his bogus shit are the deliverers of the greek the he seeks so badly, its ok guys lmao.
[QUOTE=BJgiver;5482432]Yep#2 douche defender LOL should be 2 more but its clearing up since he takes it in the ass maybe you guys defending his bogus shit are the deliverers of the greek the he seeks so badly, its ok guys lmao.[/QUOTE]Didn't mention you by name. Interesting how you assumed I meant you. Sounds extremely Self-Absorbed. It seems to be all about BJgiver!
[QUOTE=NoseJelly;5482246]The guy on Permanent Moderation trying to tell everyone else what's up! Fucking Hilarious![/QUOTE]I agree with you NoseJelly, it is hilarious.
[QUOTE=NoseJelly;5482246]The guy on Permanent Moderation trying to tell everyone else what's up! Fucking Hilarious![/QUOTE]Why don't you just answer the question that was put to you two ass lickers tough guy?
I'm just lettng the new guys know there walking into trash and he profits, so start listing the shit he promotes for 200 $ hr? Or stfu and let the guy who takes in the ass answer for himself.
[QUOTE=BJgiver;5485339]Why don't you just answer the question that was put to you two ass lickers tough guy?
I'm just lettng the new guys know there walking into trash and he profits, so start listing the shit he promotes for 200 $ hr? Or stfu and let the guy who takes in the ass answer for himself.[/QUOTE]Where's your proof of profit, BJ? Did your Mom give a cut to someone? I'll STFU when I'm ready! Not when some fat, bald motorcycle enthusiast, living in his Mom's, basement says so!
We should start a Pornhub thread so BjGiver has somewhere to post his experiences and fantasies.
He might have fantasies about other threads butt No experiences.
I think he's been drinking again.
[QUOTE=Benz1;5486025]We should start a Pornhub thread so BjGiver has somewhere to post his experiences and fantasies.
He might have fantasies about other threads butt No experiences.
I think he's been drinking again.[/QUOTE]LOL says the guy who talks about taking it in the ass f'ing Joke.
[QUOTE=NoseJelly;5485857]Where's your proof of profit, BJ? Did your Mom give a cut to someone? I'll STFU when I'm ready! Not when some fat, bald motorcycle enthusiast, living in his Mom's, basement says so![/QUOTE]Whoa tough guy yes stfu, let him answer / not answer you dolt 😂.
[QUOTE=BJGIVER;5486083]Whoa tough guy yes stfu, let him answer / not answer you dolt 😂.[/QUOTE]Why don't you answer the question about how much your Mom's Handler (you) gets for a cut? Just pause your Xbox a sec and yell up her basement stairs. "Hey Ma! What was my cut, again?"
[QUOTE=NoseJelly;5486489]Why don't you answer the question about how much your Mom's Handler (you) gets for a cut? Just pause your Xbox a sec and yell up her basement stairs. "Hey Ma! What was my cut, again?"[/QUOTE]Again stfu let your Greek loving friend answer, and boy you really got me tough guy; F'ing pos go hide your hobby phone LOL.
[QUOTE=CockChugger;5486842]Again stfu let your Greek loving friend answer, and boy you really got me tough guy; F'ing pos go hide your hobby phone LOL.[/QUOTE]A Keyboard Commando telling anyone to STFU or calling me a Tough Guy is as farcical as anyone believing you're a valuable asset to any Forum! Even with cash in hand, you can't get a hooker to even pretend they are happy to see you! You're just around to complain about anyone living a better life than you! You're a Pathetic Nag! STFU and put your skirt and blouse on and GTFOOH!
[QUOTE=NoseJelly;5487725]A Keyboard Commando telling anyone to STFU or calling me a Tough Guy is as farcical as anyone believing you're a valuable asset to any Forum! Even with cash in hand, you can't get a hooker to even pretend they are happy to see you! You're just around to complain about anyone living a better life than you! You're a Pathetic Nag! STFU and put your skirt and blouse on and GTFOOH![/QUOTE]I love it. Keyboard Commando!!
[QUOTE=NoseJelly;5487725]A Keyboard Commando telling anyone to STFU or calling me a Tough Guy is as farcical as anyone believing you're a valuable asset to any Forum! Even with cash in hand, you can't get a hooker to even pretend they are happy to see you! You're just around to complain about anyone living a better life than you! You're a Pathetic Nag! STFU and put your skirt and blouse on and GTFOOH![/QUOTE]Yes STFU and let him tal on his own dip wad or, maybe this is him, hummmmm and key board man you seem to be quite the key board geek, so let him answer when you get this after you dig your hobby phone out of your trunk or ass where ever you put it lmao.
[QUOTE=Arish;5487848]I love it. Keyboard Commando!![/QUOTE]I nominate NoseJelly for the king of zing. Keyboard Commando, and captured from previous post "Last edited by NoseJelly; Yesterday at 22:53. Reason: Typing really slow so BJgiver can understand! ".
Here's our boy when he was on active duty with the 101st Keyboard Battalion! He was later court-martialed for a friendly fire incident and spent several months in the Brig. After serving his time, he was dishonorably discharged and put on Permanent Moderation! Sad!
[QUOTE=NoseJelly;5490038]Here's our boy when he was on active duty with the 101st Keyboard Battalion! He was later court-martialed for a friendly fire incident and spent several months in the Brig. After serving his time, he was dishonorably discharged and put on Permanent Moderation! Sad![/QUOTE]Took you awhile to answer for the ass-man 1 must be your fat ass ole lady was around you couldn't pull your burner out of your hiding spot in your ass dig in your buddies ass he loves it all he talks about let's see if ole fatty wifey lets you have a cpl min to answer for your ass friend again.
[QUOTE=DjBiker;5492038]Took you awhile to answer for the ass-man 1 must be your fat ass ole lady was around you couldn't pull your burner out of your hiding spot in your ass dig in your buddies ass he loves it all he talks about let's see if ole fatty wifey lets you have a cpl min to answer for your ass friend again.[/QUOTE]Reading the ramblings of one guy is like listening to a couple of third graders trying to one up each other. His adversary has the quick witted, cutting prose of a Hemingway. I never thought this forum would be so entertaining in a comedic way.
My hat goes off to the guy that supplies the bait for others to roast, and for the many laughs it has provided.
[QUOTE=WayneJWorld;5493093]Reading the ramblings of one guy is like listening to a couple of third graders trying to one up each other. His adversary has the quick witted, cutting prose of a Hemingway. I never thought this forum would be so entertaining in a comedic way.
My hat goes off to the guy that supplies the bait for others to roast, and for the many laughs it has provided.[/QUOTE]This all started as a question to ONE guy the only one that don't f'ing answer, you idiots are apparently his mouth pc, you can stfu too and let your holy one answer, truthfully I doubt it cause you 3 morons will pipe back in let the guy respond.
All on this forum need to get laid. Let me know if you need a recommendation.
Since I get criticized on not talking dollars I might even start a go fund next with the first $$
Well. I for one am VERY pleased to have the Pugilistic Society thread. It keeps all of this back and forth OFF the pages of information I REALLY want to see! This way I can just keep it away from me and I never have to se it. Unless I am bored.
[QUOTE=LoadSwallower;5493120]This all started as a question to ONE guy(that I have a secret crush on) the only one that don't f'ing answer, you idiots are apparently his mouth pc, you can stfu too and let your holy one answer, truthfully I doubt it cause you 3 morons will pipe back in let the guy respond. I'm waiting in my Mom's basement.[/QUOTE]BJmoped sounds angry and hard up all the time. As I suspected, he's one of those Incel dudes that creep around the internet. I found his profile on the ImaLoserWithWomen Incel Forum. He takes a great pic! The ponytail is super sweet!
[QUOTE=NoseJelly;5494631]BJmoped sounds angry and hard up all the time. As I suspected, he's one of those Incel dudes that creep around the internet. I found his profile on the ImaLoserWithWomen Incel Forum. He takes a great pic! The ponytail is super sweet![/QUOTE]Ha ha ha fat ole lady going to get some greasy take out gave nit wit a cpl min to pull hobby phone out of his ass and come up with some stuff, your pathetic let your ole lady dictate to you, real keyboard tough guy LOL see ya in 2 days.
[QUOTE=BJfuckface;5495806]Ha ha ha! My fat ole lady going to get some greasy take out gave nit wit a cpl min to pull hobby phone out of MY ass and come up with some stuff, I'm pathetic. let your ole lady dictate to you, I'm a REAL keyboard tough guy! I chug a lotta cock! LOL see ya in 2 days.[/QUOTE]Yaaawwwwwn!
[QUOTE=NoseJelly;5496143]Yaaawwwwwn![/QUOTE]Yep, fat ole lady must be around hobby phone back and his ass, hear from you in cpl dys tough guy, your pathetic, still won't let your ass friend answer nor has he, interesting he is fos and smart enough to keep his yap shut, unlike fat ole ladys man.