EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=Deezer1;2818379]So I had a dream that I called and set up an appointment with Julia in A. H. I got there on time but she didn't. I called and asked how long was she going to be because I had to be somewhere in an hour and a half. She was there 2 minutes later. I was met by a somewhat tall and slender Polish woman. She gave me a quick hug and asked for the fee. She asked me to undress and get ready. I was laying down on the table and did not cover myself. She said "I need to cover you ok". So she covered me and she asked me why I asked for her, I usually go to the location in Northbrook and see Bashena. She told me that she didn't like her so I just awkwardly giggled and so did she. We kept talking about random things while she was working my lower back. She kept giving mixed signals and somewhat teasing. On the flip she kept rubbing my nipples and would kind of tickle my inner thighs. After that she told me that our time was almost up and if there was anything else that I would like. I immediately grinned and took her hand and placed it on Jr. We agreed upon the donation and she started to play with Jr with alot of oil which I liked. I then started to go up her shirt and she smiled and said "this is better than Bashena no?" I laughed and said way better and she just took her top off and let her natural see cups hang in all their glory. I could not stop playing with them and she seemed to like that. She started to talk dirty and between that and her great tits and her nice stroking techniques I couldn't hold it any longer. She said "yes that's a good boy huh you're a good boy". Shortly after I was all cleaned up and out the door after I nice and tight hug and kiss. Will definitely be seeing her again. And again.

Stay safe D1.[/QUOTE]Guess that's why we say YMMV. Blanked. Zip. Nada. Just a massage.

I am becoming more and more convinced that there aren't any low hanging fruit euros. I haven't run into them and I have been looking. My range is the 75/40 or even 75/50 if I have to. Asians abound but euros not for me. I am not going deeper than my range. Sure I know if I want to empty my wallet I can get anything I want but that is insane to do. Even took a drive to Yankee stadium but they were closed on a Saturday evening. I have been trying indie, haven't tried any agencies cause I am thinking they are too expensive. Typing out of frustration so if anybody has a suggestion it would be most appreciated.

[QUOTE=Hobbyist256;2932305][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-call/19264186[/URL]

I think think this might be Catja, formerly from CT. Her ad is from April, but the massage and the finish are quality. She has a real massage table in a small office. She plays shy at first but the standard finish was available after I mentioned that I could leave a tip. She's young and fairly cute, with a pretty solid massage. I'll probably return.[/QUOTE]Your link is broken. Got cut in the middle. Couldn't find from searching, can you repost it? Thanks.

[QUOTE=KyloBen;2938027]Your link is broken. Got cut in the middle. Couldn't find from searching, can you repost it? Thanks.[/QUOTE]I can't find the ad anymore so I'm assuming she took it down. I have her phone number, but I know I'm not supposed to post it here.

[QUOTE=Zoomy99;2936701]I am becoming more and more convinced that there aren't any low hanging fruit euros. I haven't run into them and I have been looking. My range is the 75/40 or even 75/50 if I have to. Asians abound but euros not for me. I am not going deeper than my range. Sure I know if I want to empty my wallet I can get anything I want but that is insane to do. Even took a drive to Yankee stadium but they were closed on a Saturday evening. I have been trying indie, haven't tried any agencies cause I am thinking they are too expensive. Typing out of frustration so if anybody has a suggestion it would be most appreciated.[/QUOTE]What is Low Hanging Fruit Euros?

[QUOTE=RonM;2938771]What is Low Hanging Fruit Euros?[/QUOTE]When I refer to the "low hanging fruit" it's like saying "easy pickings". I feel like I can go to any number of AMPs and get what I want whereas I have not been able to score with a euro. Guess I didn't make myself very clear. As I said in the post I was typing while very frustrated.

[QUOTE=RonM;2938771]What is Low Hanging Fruit Euros?[/QUOTE]It is an old saying. Picking the low hanging fruit, something that is obtained easily, with little effort. I would assume he is looking for a Euro that he won't have to visit multiple times to get extras. She would be reasonably priced and offer BJ or FS on the first visit. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=RonM;2938771]What is Low Hanging Fruit Euros?[/QUOTE]He is not after Euros with droopy boobs ;)

Ditto what Saint said.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2938843]It is an old saying. Picking the low hanging fruit, something that is obtained easily, with little effort. I would assume he is looking for a Euro that he won't have to visit multiple times to get extras. She would be reasonably priced and offer BJ or FS on the first visit. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]There are a few around. I make sure she's offering extra play on the first visit. I'm not a fan of seeing a massage therapist so many times for just a HJ.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2938843]It is an old saying. Picking the low hanging fruit, something that is obtained easily, with little effort. I would assume he is looking for a Euro that he won't have to visit multiple times to get extras. She would be reasonably priced and offer BJ or FS on the first visit. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Precisely what I am looking for. If I knew where to get happy on the first visit I obviously would be going there. I guess sometimes a guy has to search.

[QUOTE=Zoomy99;2940036]Precisely what I am looking for. If I knew where to get happy on the first visit I obviously would be going there. I guess sometimes a guy has to search.[/QUOTE]You might consider a Korean AMP if you want high probability. I suspect you already know which ones those are. Bob.

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2789874]Monica from Golden Hands is back and offering the same services at her own location. Only senior members will be given this info.

For all thr newbs and thr non contributors try Julia at Tatiana's, she has the same body as vera from ece. Nude massage with he, 40 tip.[/QUOTE]Hi Monk,

I tried sending you a message awhile ago and never heard back. Can you pm me some info on Monica? I never saw her but heard she was as attractive as Natalie from GH- who I've seen before. If she's thin I'd be interested. Also is her massage quality decent or similar to the others at GH? Thanks.

[QUOTE=Kellster;2940513]Hi Monk,

I tried sending you a message awhile ago and never heard back. Can you pm me some info on Monica? I never saw her but heard she was as attractive as Natalie from GH- who I've seen before. If she's thin I'd be interested. Also is her massage quality decent or similar to the others at GH? Thanks.[/QUOTE]The Monk is very selective who he emails to. He does not respond to my emails anymore. Thats okay, its his decision who he wants to talk to. Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=Bob521;2940412]You might consider a Korean AMP if you want high probability. I suspect you already know which ones those are. Bob.[/QUOTE]I do have a rotation of AMPs that I use and am quite happy with. I guess I am the guy that always wants what he can't have and that is a nice euro chick to play with. Might be that when I finally stumble onto one it might be like "meh, no big deal" but until then I am still looking.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;2940701]The Monk is very selective who he emails to. He does not respond to my emails anymore. Thats okay, its his decision who he wants to talk to. Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]Maybe the Monk has taken a vow of silence haha!

[QUOTE=Zoomy99;2940036]Precisely what I am looking for. If I knew where to get happy on the first visit I obviously would be going there. I guess sometimes a guy has to search.[/QUOTE]I got a session set up for Sunday Night.

Hi I had a apt with slyvia today but I send her a message and got no response went to her location didn't answer buzzer and fidnt answer call anybody know if she's alright.

[QUOTE=Sak123;2949932]Hi I had a apt with slyvia today but I send her a message and got no response went to her location didn't answer buzzer and fidnt answer call anybody know if she's alright.[/QUOTE]Happened to me a year ago. Rocket Dork also, I think. Same thing. Phone trouble. Neighbor was sick trouble. Maybe similar problem.

[QUOTE=Bob521;2958541]Happened to me a year ago. Rocket Dork also, I think. Same thing. Phone trouble. Neighbor was sick trouble. Maybe similar problem.[/QUOTE]She does look out a lot for her neighbor. Hope everything is OK. She is a very nice lady.

[QUOTE=SamSinger;2938881]He is not after Euros with droopy boobs ;)[/QUOTE]Clearly you've never enjoyed the pleasure of playing with an older middle aged woman with saggy used up little hangers. Don't knock it till you've tried it.

[QUOTE=Bob521;2958541]Happened to me a year ago. Rocket Dork also, I think. Same thing. Phone trouble. Neighbor was sick trouble. Maybe similar problem.[/QUOTE]Me too. A year back. Just an hour before she asked me to come to her place. After reaching her place, she did not respond to text, phone or her apartment phone thingy to buzz the door open. Next time, things were just fine. She said she had some phone problems. I believe her. She is such a nice lady eager to please you. She does lead a normal life which is quite attractive to me. That reminds me, I need to go see her again.

Met her the other day. Anyone want to compare notes? PM me.

Had another great time with slyvia last Fri. My dream consisted of oral both ways and huge explosion on her great fun bags.

I couldn't find any mention of her in any other threads, so I figured I'd lump her into the Euro massage thread.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/nice-full-body-massage/38121832[/URL]

I've seen her ads for a few years, I've always been intrigued by her looks (although her butt keeps getting bigger with each new set of pictures, LOL).

However Hickory Hills is a million miles away from me, and I was hoping that one of you knows if she is any good and what was on the menu.

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;2964492]I couldn't find any mention of her in any other threads, so I figured I'd lump her into the Euro massage thread.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/nice-full-body-massage/38121832[/URL]

I've seen her ads for a few years, I've always been intrigued by her looks (although her butt keeps getting bigger with each new set of pictures, LOL).

However Hickory Hills is a million miles away from me, and I was hoping that one of you knows if she is any good and what was on the menu.[/QUOTE]. Not recommend. Pics are flattering to say the least. Beej on the menu but hardly worth a long trip to get there.

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;2964492]I couldn't find any mention of her in any other threads, so I figured I'd lump her into the Euro massage thread.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/nice-full-body-massage/38121832[/URL]

I've seen her ads for a few years, I've always been intrigued by her looks (although her butt keeps getting bigger with each new set of pictures, LOL).

However Hickory Hills is a million miles away from me, and I was hoping that one of you knows if she is any good and what was on the menu.[/QUOTE]Lump is the key word. MOO.

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;2964492]I couldn't find any mention of her in any other threads, so I figured I'd lump her into the Euro massage thread.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/nice-full-body-massage/38121832[/URL]

I've seen her ads for a few years, I've always been intrigued by her looks (although her butt keeps getting bigger with each new set of pictures, LOL).

However Hickory Hills is a million miles away from me, and I was hoping that one of you knows if she is any good and what was on the menu.[/QUOTE]All I have to say is Meh! There's additional cost to touch the big butt. Ok attitude tho. Look elsewhere.

[QUOTE=CritterCarniv;2964644]All I have to say is Meh! There's additional cost to touch the big butt. Ok attitude tho. Look elsewhere.[/QUOTE]Thanks to both of you for saving me the trip and annoyance then. Upcharge to touch a big butt?

Inconceivable.

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;2964492]I couldn't find any mention of her in any other threads, so I figured I'd lump her into the Euro massage thread.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/nice-full-body-massage/38121832[/URL]

I've seen her ads for a few years, I've always been intrigued by her looks (although her butt keeps getting bigger with each new set of pictures, LOL).

However Hickory Hills is a million miles away from me, and I was hoping that one of you knows if she is any good and what was on the menu.[/QUOTE]Saw her a few years ago Mediocre massage at best Roaming wasn't a problem. Wouldn't talk to junior but was let him visit with her kitty. It was like fucking your wife after being married a couple of years, not great butt you lost your load. And it was covered, tipped her what a would tip in a legit massage parlor for average massage.

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2789874]Monica from Golden Hands is back and offering the same services at her own location. Only senior members will be given this info.

For all thr newbs and thr non contributors try Julia at Tatiana's, she has the same body as vera from ece. Nude massage with he, 40 tip.[/QUOTE]Looking for a relief soon. Where can I find info on either? Thanks.

Got the whole 60 minutes, door fee of 65.

Another awsome time with her she is my favorite she is great boyh naked on bed.

Her sucking and fun will se again soon.

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;2964492]I couldn't find any mention of her in any other threads, so I figured I'd lump her into the Euro massage thread.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/nice-full-body-massage/38121832[/URL]

I've seen her ads for a few years, I've always been intrigued by her looks (although her butt keeps getting bigger with each new set of pictures, LOL).

However Hickory Hills is a million miles away from me, and I was hoping that one of you knows if she is any good and what was on the menu.[/QUOTE]She looks like Shrek. Lumpy ass. OK personality. I did see her years ago and I was desperate so I took another chance. Really not worth it. Better to box the clown than waste your money.

[QUOTE=Sak123;2969874]Another awsome time with her she is my favorite she is great boyh naked on bed.

Her sucking and fun will se again soon.[/QUOTE]It's great to give updates on previously discussed providers, but given the number of posts you have regarding Sylvia versus the field. Makes me wonder if you're not her.

[QUOTE=NewCleve;2970771]It's great to give updates on previously discussed providers, but given the number of posts you have regarding Sylvia versus the field. Makes me wonder if you're not her.[/QUOTE]Sylvia has no idea about USA SEX Guide. Just a newbie who is really excitable. LOL! Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;2970793]Sylvia has no idea about USA SEX Guide. Just a newbie who is really excitable. LOL! Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]I see her almost once a week.

I have learned that many people read our reports. So I have promised that I will be more circumspect in my commentaries.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;2970793]Sylvia has no idea about USA SEX Guide. Just a newbie who is really excitable. LOL! Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bob521;2972621]I have learned that many people read our reports. So I have promised that I will be more circumspect in my commentaries.[/QUOTE]About 2 weeks ago I found out the hard way that if a girl can read English then she is probably reading these reports. I learned that if you are going to give your cell phone number to AMP girls, it better be a Monger phone and not your regular phone. I will be going to Wal-Mart this week and picking up a Monger phone. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2973144]I will be going to Wal-Mart this week and picking up a Monger phone. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Or buy a cheap Android phone and buy a H2 O SIM that Best Buy sells for $10.00 The one good thing about this MVNO is they run on AT&T but you can get a $10 pay as you go that has an expiry of 3 months. So if you do not make a lot of calls or text (you 200 min or texts total for $10), your annual expense is only $40 for the service.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2973144]About 2 weeks ago I found out the hard way that if a girl can read English then she is probably reading these reports. I learned that if you are going to give your cell phone number to AMP girls, it better be a Monger phone and not your regular phone. I will be going to Wal-Mart this week and picking up a Monger phone. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]I simply do not care if a woman reads my reports. If she can absolutely identify me from all the men she sees by what I write, she's in the wrong line of work. And as I have said before, I am not here to protect anyone's honor or pretend to be some knight in shining armor on a stallion. Every place and every woman makes their own decision on how they wish to conduct their business and conduct themselves. If they can't live with whatever consequences come their way for whatever decision they make, then they need to be in another line of work. Also, if everyone starts getting cryptic and only sharing meaningful information via PM, this site won't last long. As for a Monger Phone, I have no need. I'm not married, not presently involved, and have nobody to answer to. My number can be stored or show up in any phone on earth, and it isn't a crime. See, I never write $2000 checks with $1000 in the bank, never write a check with my mouth that my body can't cash, and never get asked questions I cannot answer. I control my lifestyle. It does not control me.