Massage Parlor Reports

Actually I went to see Pagie at Serenity, I called and had an appointment, after I reached someone else (I forgot her name) showed in the room, I told her I had an appointment with Pagie, she said she left 30 mins ago, but I can give you a message. I was little mad (don't know if it was mis-communication or something) I told her to keep money and I left to Panacea. Adrianna was at the door (She is more beautiful than pics on ad) paid my door fee and asked for Tia.

Oh man her body is so fit, I never touched a girl before so fit, every thing about her body is so perfect. She is good for talking. 20 minutes back massage and I asked her can I give her massage (followed some tips given by Natalie in my last visit), she agreed for it after 20 minutes it was a flip. Her back message was ok, but flip was amazing. I wish I have more funds or that didn't happen at Serenity to tip her little more than what I tipped.

I like to try new one every time, if no new one is available at the time I will definitely see Tia again.

Well it's been a while. Have not heard anything on TLC.

So Tuesday night I gave it a shot. Stopped in at 10:30 PM. Was led to room to wait. In walked this, well let's just say "not my type" spoke terrible English with deep voice. Not really sure if she was or is a he. Asked to see the other girl and she said she was beighzy. Took me three time to figure out that meant "busy".

I asked if I could come back she said "no problem" I understood that fine.

Returned in 1/2 hour and car was gone so I stopped in. Mama smiled and took me back to the room.

In walk Kay. Or that is what she said. I hate when they look at you when you ask a question like they don't know what you are asking.

I asked for 1 hour, she said "no. Half" I said 1 hour, she said "no 1/2".

So I said what the heck.

She said 40. I had a 50 and said she can put the 10 toward her tip.

Anyway massage was actually not bad. But her breath was horrible.

Very hard deep pressure. I like that. Then the flip. She rubbed some more. Then slapped my legs and said " that's it!" Session over.

I got up and started to get dressed and said, there used to be extras here, she said, " what mean?

I said like Full service, she said " what that mean" (I told you I hate that).

So I said sucky sucky, and made other motions.

She said " oh you want? Why you not say so?

She said 60 for HJ I said to high no thanks.

I said you already have 10.

She said 40. I said ok.

Worse 40+10 I have ever spent.

Now I know why this has not been reviewed in a while.

I say now I will not return, but I said that a few years ago.

Need a new crew in kazoo.

[QUOTE=HuggableGuy;2263425]
Now I know why this has not been reviewed in a while.
I say now I will not return, but I said that a few years ago.[/QUOTE]I also stopped by tlc a few months back. Do not remember the girl's name but only thing available was 30 minutes. She also said that she was only working girl at the time as it was slow. Looks like things haven't changed. Doubt I will ever return there either-right.

[QUOTE=Ezridjr;2265082]I also stopped by tlc a few months back. Do not remember the girl's name but only thing available was 30 minutes. She also said that she was only working girl at the time as it was slow. Looks like things haven't changed. Doubt I will ever return there either-right.[/QUOTE]This seems to be their thing here with the current MMS. No 60 minutes. No table shower unless 60 minutes. No 60 minutes unless you're going for the full meal deal. And this is when they aren't busy.

It is not for me to sort it out. I only have to decide whether to visit.

Anyone been to TLC lately? Recent reports on TLC were pretty discouraging. Any updates on TLC talent or should I head to Battle Creek?

I am not sure if it is good that I have a different report than most lately, but I do. TLC is as good or better than I last remember. I noticed a couple of things. One, there was a clock on the wall, and I left within just a few minutes of a whole hour. Two, the masseuse was good at what she did and was safe in every aspect. Three, she actually acted like she cared about how I felt and that I enjoyed my time. It was like a good massage session by a professional therapist.

So what was her name? Kay.

She was a small petite and very pretty woman. I swear she looked like the one who I had seen the last time I was there which was a year ago (?). She acted friendly and happy the whole time. She smelled great and no, her breath did not smell bad. She was dressed very nicely and had soft sweet smelling skin.

I asked for an hour and was given an hour. No comments that only 30 minutes were allowed.

I was given a very thorough shower with a few minutes in the sauna. Then I was led back to my room where I was given a very good Swedish type massage on the backside, and a more sensual rub on the front. The rub turned into a much more mutual massage than I expected. Whether she was a good actress (she probably was) or really enjoyed it, I don't know. She convinced me either way. Details can be left in my memories, but let me say that it was one of the better times I have had at TLC or any AMP. Much more happened than I expected and I never asked for anything. I simply did as I was directed and enjoyed every minute knowing that I would leave relaxed and contented.

What I have learned over the years is to not ask for anything until asked, have the right attitude, let the girl direct and control the session, tip well for services rendered, and be respectful and not grabby. This makes the hour will go very satisfactorily. They can tell if you have been to an AMP. Asking and practically begging for/demanding something not only makes them nervous, it takes away from the whole hour of experience. Since I paid for an hour of relaxation and enjoyment, I relaxed and figured that whatever happened was going to be good, and it was. I simply had more fun than I expected.

[QUOTE=Macatawa;2277138]I am not sure if it is good that I have a different report than most lately, but I do. TLC is as good or better than I last remember. I noticed a couple of things. One, there was a clock on the wall, and I left within just a few minutes of a whole hour. Two, the masseuse was good at what she did and was safe in every aspect. Three, she actually acted like she cared about how I felt and that I enjoyed my time. It was like a good massage session by a professional therapist.

So what was her name? Kay.

She was a small petite and very pretty woman. I swear she looked like the one who I had seen the last time I was there which was a year ago (?). She acted friendly and happy the whole time. She smelled great and no, her breath did not smell bad. She was dressed very nicely and had soft sweet smelling skin.

I asked for an hour and was given an hour. No comments that only 30 minutes were allowed.

I was given a very thorough shower with a few minutes in the sauna. Then I was led back to my room where I was given a very good Swedish type massage on the backside, and a more sensual rub on the front. The rub turned into a much more mutual massage than I expected. Whether she was a good actress (she probably was) or really enjoyed it, I don't know. She convinced me either way. Details can be left in my memories, but let me say that it was one of the better times I have had at TLC or any AMP. Much more happened than I expected and I never asked for anything. I simply did as I was directed and enjoyed every minute knowing that I would leave relaxed and contented.

What I have learned over the years is to not ask for anything until asked, have the right attitude, let the girl direct and control the session, tip well for services rendered, and be respectful and not grabby. This makes the hour will go very satisfactorily. They can tell if you have been to an AMP. Asking and practically begging for/demanding something not only makes them nervous, it takes away from the whole hour of experience. Since I paid for an hour of relaxation and enjoyment, I relaxed and figured that whatever happened was going to be good, and it was. I simply had more fun than I expected.[/QUOTE]Good to hear you had a good time. Must be me. I tried the don't ask thing and I got the"why you not say?

Again, glad you had a relaxing time. Hope the trend continues.

[QUOTE=HuggableGuy;2277498]Good to hear you had a good time. Must be me. I tried the don't ask thing and I got the"why you not say?

Again, glad you had a relaxing time. Hope the trend continues.[/QUOTE]I think there are more factors to having it all turn out okay. Sometimes it is simply how the girl feels too. Who knows. I have had some times a number of years ago that I asked and pushed and then was told we don't do anything else. It also helps when you pay for the hour to let it be seen that you have more money available. She saw how much I had so maybe that helped.

But yes, my experience turned out very well.

Based on a recent visit to TLC, my experience with Kay paralleled the report from Macatawa. I'm not sure what accounts for the very different experience reported by HuggableGuy?

Kay is great. Short but sweet. Great table shower. Suana was nice to relax for 5 minutes. Back massage ok. Flip was to fast. 40/50.

New talent not bad either. 40/40/.

Quick question. I have been to AMP but have always had to negotiate the tip before the service. Is the tip something you add to this? Because I have had some really bad service for what I paid. How do you get the service before the tip or am I misunderstanding? Any hints?

KzooMwmLooking, welcome to the boards. It all depends on the location / provider as well as your monegring skills. Most prefer to tip at their own discretion based on the quality of service but many providers push for the tip upfront. I do my best to discourage this as it is a real mood breaker, especially when they expect you to get up off the table to go for your wallet. Some prefer to leave the tip on the table from the start though this has not generally been my approach. We should all be ready to not tip and forego the services if the provider is insistent but that seldom works out as planned. Once you get to know a provided she may be a bit more flexible.

Treyy.

[QUOTE=KzooMwmLooking;2300356]Quick question. I have been to AMP but have always had to negotiate the tip before the service. Is the tip something you add to this? Because I have had some really bad service for what I paid. How do you get the service before the tip or am I misunderstanding? Any hints?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Treyy;2300689]KzooMwmLooking, welcome to the boards. It all depends on the location / provider as well as your monegring skills. Most prefer to tip at their own discretion based on the quality of service but many providers push for the tip upfront. I do my best to discourage this as it is a real mood breaker, especially when they expect you to get up off the table to go for your wallet. Some prefer to leave the tip on the table from the start though this has not generally been my approach. We should all be ready to not tip and forego the services if the provider is insistent but that seldom works out as planned. Once you get to know a provided she may be a bit more flexible.

Treyy.[/QUOTE]Try this out. If you pay the house money the girl will walk out of the room. Once she does this you put a great tip on the night stand next to the table / bed. Most of the time the girls will see but not touch it. They will provide all of the services that are covered under that tip amount. Once the services have been provided the (provider) will leave the room again, once they leave again if the service was less than stellar you can remove a small portion of the tip that was on the table.

Let me know how this approach works out for you.

What's currently the best place or person for real massage wth a happy ending in kzoo, bc, or AA? I'm driving through and have one night in kz / bc and one in aa. I haven't been in the area for a long time and am out of touch. Sprinkle / TLC is what I used to hit most often. Anything in BC better?

Thanks,

NT.

[QUOTE=NeverTell;2301743]What's currently the best place or person for real massage wth a happy ending in kzoo, bc, or AA? I'm driving through and have one night in kz / bc and one in aa. I haven't been in the area for a long time and am out of touch. Sprinkle / TLC is what I used to hit most often. Anything in BC better?

Thanks,

NT.[/QUOTE]The talent is constantly changing at most AMPs but, based on recent reviews and experience, I'd recommend Happy (Battle Creek) and TLC, in that order. Unless the talent has recently changed, I'd pass on Spring Accu (Battle Creek).

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