Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

Replied to a Craigslist ad a few weeks ago. A curvy black girl who offers among other things body rubs. Outcall only and never provided digits, email only. Finally got her to the pad tonight. With permission she brought a female friend to "watch her back" . She was bit late but arrived looking very hot. Dressed very nicely. Her friend was a skinny white girl who just surfed the net while we went to the bedroom. Man this girl went to town with the back rub, she provided a very nice smelling body oil. Huge rack and a firm big ass. On the flip over she did this thing her thighs that Mr Happy loved, I rubbed her nice shaved kitty till her juices were running down on my legs. She went to town on the finish while rubbing herself up as well. I asked if I could share her email info, she replied if they are looking they will find me. I will respect her wishes. After words we jammed tunes and we all danced. She loves her some Belvedere vodka. It was a 100 roses thing (plus the thirty dollar bottle of vodka) But well worth it. My back is as loose as a goose and Mr Happy is well, Mr Happy. Attached are two photos from her ad.

Stay Safe Mongers,
Metal Madman

Guam, Hope you didn't go for Kailani. I read a bad post on CL about her. If you noticed her pic was 5 years old. Post said she smelled like 5 day old fish. I called her also. Very pricey. I recommend Rene, she posts on CL as Jenn sometimes. A little pricey but worth it if you catch her on a good day when she's not too distracted.

[QUOTE=Guamchief]Should I just go ballz deep and pony up for Kailani? I also always see that St Augustine girl, but some her pics are not that appealing. I want to do an incall because I have a roomate and of course want to keep it private but I might have to switch to keep the options open. I also see those girls that seem to be teamed up together also advertise consistantly. I just want to have a good time and am petrified of LE. I'm sure they are in the same boat. I haven't seen too much recent reviews so I guest I'm looking for a recomendation.

I'm also interested in trying a SW but I must have totally F'ed up radar. I go to the areas that have been reviewed lately and can't figure out who is who or what is what. Not to mention the whole pickup part.

I hope I'm not annoying anyone. I just want to be able to be a contributer on here. Ok ok I just want to get some "pee pee in a who who" LOL.[/QUOTE]

Anyone have any info on the new girl posting on CL? Her ad says salsa, she is a latina with the 407 area code number. What a fine looking ass!!

[QUOTE=Dirty Wild66]Anyone have any info on the new girl posting on CL? Her ad says salsa, she is a latina with the 407 area code number. What a fine looking ass!![/QUOTE]Not sure about her, but the pic is too professional looking, which makes me believe its not really her and will attempt to get you to "verify" urself fora couple bucks.

Same thing with the latina one; Monday Latinas with a name of yahnnalane. Total BS.

The search goes on.

Looks like Linda (the cl girl with the tinkerbell tattoo) has changed her name to Hailey. She's posted with a ph number and 100bj 150fs deal.

[QUOTE=Dudeinjax]Guam, Hope you didn't go for Kailani. I read a bad post on CL about her. If you noticed her pic was 5 years old. Post said she smelled like 5 day old fish. I called her also. Very pricey. I recommend Rene, she posts on CL as Jenn sometimes. A little pricey but worth it if you catch her on a good day when she's not too distracted.[/QUOTE]I saw that post and it was full of shit. I saw Kailani when she was here and her pictures are accurate. The full body ones she posted later on looked like they were taken in that room (but all hotel rooms kinda look alike) and other ones were dated 2007. At any rate she is very exotic looking, the only thing is hat she has a cups so not for tit mongers. When we were fucking, I fingered her until she came all over me and her smell was very nice. That one post made me distrust all these others on there calling the girls crack ****** etc.

The problem with craigslist is that it's anonymous, so there's no accountability. I like this board because people have a history and they have to stand by it.

All that said, 400 is a big bite to chew for Kailani, I'm glad I got the HH special. I even told her her prices were high but she said she was getting a lot of business and I don't doubt it (she extended her stay a few days, which I'm sure wasn't for the Jax culture). I didn't realize Jenn was Renee. I thought the pic looked like her, but she's facing away so I couldn't tell.

She CAME all over you?

LOL

Okay.

Uhmm, yea Renne is Jenn is Michelle is. Err, forget it. Yea, its her and shes hold up in Ponte Vedre right now. She sure does like those high priced hotels, but she works the hotelz. Kom and pr|sline. K0m websites for good deals. Glad I saw her. She did say I had a nice dick. How sweet of her. LOL.

[QUOTE=Daring Eyes 75]I saw that post and it was full of shit. I saw Kailani when she was here and her pictures are accurate. The full body ones she posted later on looked like they were taken in that room (but all hotel rooms kinda look alike) and other ones were dated 2007. At any rate she is very exotic looking, the only thing is hat she has a cups so not for tit mongers. When we were fucking, I fingered her until she came all over me and her smell was very nice. That one post made me distrust all these others on there calling the girls crack ****** etc.

The problem with craigslist is that it's anonymous, so there's no accountability. I like this board because people have a history and they have to stand by it.

All that said, 400 is a big bite to chew for Kailani, I'm glad I got the HH special. I even told her her prices were high but she said she was getting a lot of business and I don't doubt it (she extended her stay a few days, which I'm sure wasn't for the Jax culture). I didn't realize Jenn was Renee. I thought the pic looked like her, but she's facing away so I couldn't tell.[/QUOTE]

Kelly posted but its been flagged. She's very for real. A real hottie. She has reviews on escorts under orlando. Visiting jax for a short while. Not sure how long her deal is for but I think its a VERY sweet deal.

BODY RUBS

SPECIAL UNTIL NOON...so come and get the special treatment!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
100HH 200FH
SWEET CHOCOLATE KELLY
407 616 9553
INCALL ONLY
butler & phillips

[QUOTE=Mask2376]Kelly posted but its been flagged. She's very for real. A real hottie. She has reviews on escorts under orlando. Visiting jax for a short while. Not sure how long her deal is for but I think its a VERY sweet deal.

BODY RUBS

SPECIAL UNTIL NOON...so come and get the special treatment!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
100HH 200FH
SWEET CHOCOLATE KELLY
407 616 9553
INCALL ONLY
butler & phillips[/QUOTE]


The only report I saw on her is a rip off report. Apparently, she stole someone's wallet. Buyer beware!

[QUOTE=Johnny Drama]The only report I saw on her is a rip off report. Apparently, she stole someone's wallet. Buyer beware![/QUOTE]Not sure if she ever has. I've seen twice and great experience. Here is the link to her esc [url]http://escorts.com/viewprofile.asp?m=2220726[/url] reviews.

[QUOTE=Sicily]She CAME all over you?

LOL

Okay.[/QUOTE]Yes Sicily. Women secrete a liquid from their vagina commonly referred to as cum. The act of secreting this liquid is "to cum. " The past tense of this is up for debate (look at the urban dictionary page for "came") but the two most common usages are came and cummed. So, yeah, when we were fucking, I fingered her clit and she secreted liquid all over my crotch and hand. Dispite what you may have read as published in our local craigslist, the liquid smelled nice and sweet.

Yeah okkkk. If thats what you believe then good on you. lol.

Moving on.

Queen Kelly looks too much like Terrel Owens. lol

[QUOTE=Daring Eyes 75]Yes Sicily. Women secrete a liquid from their vagina commonly referred to as cum. The act of secreting this liquid is "to cum. " The past tense of this is up for debate (look at the urban dictionary page for "came") but the two most common usages are came and cummed. So, yeah, when we were fucking, I fingered her clit and she secreted liquid all over my crotch and hand. Dispite what you may have read as published in our local craigslist, the liquid smelled nice and sweet.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sicily]Yeah okkkk. If thats what you believe then good on you. lol[/QUOTE]You've never had a squirter? Man, you're missing out. It's messy but with the right girl it's a fun kind of messy.

[QUOTE=Sicily]Yeah okkkk. If thats what you believe then good on you. lol.
[/QUOTE]So what do you think happened? She hand signalled a miget technician to blow the movie style blood pack filled with lilacs and ky warming liquid that she had stuffed up her vajayjay? She flooded my crotch with cum, the presense of which is emperic. I think you're getting hung up on whether or nor she orgasmed, which I never said she did, nor does it matter to me if she did or not.

So what exactly is your experience with Kailani that you think she finds it necessary to fake liquid coming from her vag?

Lmao. You're preaching to the choir. My point is what it is and called, not if it's happened with me.

Like I said, if someone belives in Santa then I don't wanna bust thier bubble.

[QUOTE=Tom Foolery]You've never had a squirter? Man, you're missing out. It's messy but with the right girl it's a fun kind of messy.[/QUOTE]