Have you actually done this before???
I almost want to try it just for fuck's sake.
Imagine if it's a sting, "But, your honor, I didn't actually pay for sex, I only gave her the third of the bill with no serial number, it's not legal tender!"
[QUOTE=Roamin Roman]One possible way to deal with this kind of trick is as follows:
(1) Fees [U]usually[/U] range near $.6, which amounts to eight Jacksons. But, nothing says you can't use a trio of Grants and a Hamilton, or a Franklin and a Grant and a Hamilton. (You get the point.)
(2) Before she arrives, [U]cut the bills cleanly in half[/U]. It's legal (and it happens occasionally...for instance, when you're opening an envelope with bills in it).
(3) When she arrives, give her one of the half-stacks of bills and tell her that you'll give her the other half at the end. Also tell her that, without [U]her[/U] half, the stack [U]you[/U] have is useless to you. If she asks why you don't want to give her both stacks, just tell her you've been ripped-off before and this is your way of protecting against it happening again.
(4) Also tell her that banks [U]will[/U] accept bills that have been taped back together...as long as the serial numbers match, of course. Tell her it's perfectly legal and that banks see it often.
(5) Likely, she won't know what to do with a stack of cut-in-half bills, even if she decides to cut-and-run. More likely, she'll stay (though you'll probably only get marginal service) in order to earn the other half.
(6) If she leaves with her half-stack just to spite you, let her go. The next day, go down to your local bank. They will accept a partial bill, as long as the serial number shows. You'll need to make up a believable story as to [U]why[/U] you don't have the other half. ("Ex-girlfriend did it for spite," "Magic trick gone awry," etc)
(7) Just in case, when you cut the bills in half, cut one side larger than the other side (say, about a 33%-to-66% ratio). Give the ROB the smaller sides.
[B][I]Good luck, and have fun at the Forum.[/I][/B][/QUOTE]
