Strip Club Reports

I was standing in line to pay at the grocery store. In front of me was this hot as shit gorgeous girl wearing super tight jeans, and a tank top. Her breasts looked like there were going to pop out, and her belly button was showing under the top -- her navel was pierced, with rhinestone jewelry. She was standing there with her kid, telling the kid that, no, she couldn't have that candy bar. When she reached into her bag to pay her bill, she pulled out this amazingly thick wad of $1 bills. I always did want to know what those strippers do, off hours.

[QUOTE=Bob Mantis]I was standing in line to pay at the grocery store. In front of me was this hot as shit gorgeous girl wearing super tight jeans, and a tank top. Her breasts looked like there were going to pop out, and her belly button was showing under the top -- her navel was pierced, with rhinestone jewelry. She was standing there with her kid, telling the kid that, no, she couldn't have that candy bar. When she reached into her bag to pay her bill, she pulled out this amazingly thick wad of $1 bills. I always did want to know what those strippers do, off hours.[/QUOTE]LOL.

Thanks for the laugh Bob!

[QUOTE=Bob Mantis]I was standing in line to pay at the grocery store. In front of me was this hot as shit gorgeous girl wearing super tight jeans, and a tank top. Her breasts looked like there were going to pop out, and her belly button was showing under the top.- her navel was pierced, with rhinestone jewelry. She was standing there with her kid, telling the kid that, no, she couldn't have that candy bar. When she reached into her bag to pay her bill, she pulled out this amazingly thick wad of $1 bills. I always did want to know what those strippers do, off hours.[/QUOTE]I would think that the strip club owner/manager would exchange the $1 bills for $20s at the club. They need them to give back to customers as change and strippers need the $20s to avoid situations like the one you described. So maybe she wasn't a stripper and just happened to have a bunch of $1 bills.

Monday afternoon I headed into King Henry The VIII's.
To my surprise Lucky greeted me upon entrance & asked me for my drink order. She looked delectable in her miniscule bikini. She normally works nights. She told me on Mondays, she works the day shift. She is amazing. She is a dancer/waitress/hostess with the mostest/psychiatrist. Drop dead gorgeous!!!!!


As Lucky went to the bar to retrieve my drink, Tender was on stage wearing my BC shirt. She stared at me & motioned a BJ sign with her hand & tongue in mouth & cheek. I winked at her & smiled. Blood rushed to my pecker in anticipation. She pulled her g string to the side & flashed me her pussy.


Then I noticed a 6 foot tall super model looking babe at the bar. Damnn!!! Also a mixed girl that was smokin!! She looked Brazilian. Killer legs, boomin ass & nice rack!!!

I was there with my buddy. His first time there. Tender was all over him. I said Tender, "Go Tenderize him babay". She took him by his hand & led him into Paradise.

I started chatting up the 6 footer. Her name is Lacy. Longest legs I have ever seen real pretty face & nice ass. Got a couple dances from her but they weren't that great. She never grabbed my package.

Then Lucky came over & said "Where's my shirt Baldy??. I'm jealous." I said baby, I got another one in the car for ya. We chatted for a long time & then I got some killer dances from her. She is really my favorite girl overall in this joint. Why? Because she is a combination of beauty, brains, & a motherly instinct. Her boobs are awesome real DD's. Her skin is sooooo soft.

When I am in KH8, I wear paper thin shorts with no underwear. That way these girls have easy access to my goods. Lucky gave me 4 dances that were the best I have ever gotten from her. I sucked on her hooters while she jacked me off. I was rock hard. I didn't want to cumm yet. That was for Tender. I think I'm in love with Lucky!!! I have been getting dances from Lucky for over a year & these dances were unbelievable.

Tender is the sluttiest, nastiest stripper I have ever seen. Thank God for Tender.

Then I chatted with Chanel. A breathtaking beauty. She looks almost white. 5' 8". She looks a liitle Brazilian. Very intelligent, good conversationalist. Her dances were nice. She pulled out her left breast. I grabbed it & shoved it in my mouth. She said, your'e a bad boy. Her ass is OFF THE CHAIN & OFF THE CURB & OFF THE CHARTS!!!!!

She pulled her panties aside & showed me her pierced pussy. She gave me her bus. card - actress/model. She said she wants a titty job. I told her no, they are perfect. They are. She has 36 full D's. Her legs are so awesome. I couldn't keep my hands off her. She said she is a PG girl, whatever that means.

After a couple hours. Tender & I finally got together. By this time I only had $60 left. She said I need this dick. We agreed on one song. She pulled out condom & gave me a CBJ, then hopped on top & rode me good!!! I gripped her ass & came at the end of the song. WOW!!!

On the way out, Unique stopped me & asked if she could get a shirt too? I said, next time baby. Next time. Be patient.

This club is my Disneyland.

BALDY(kh8luvin)CRUISER

[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser]Monday afternoon I headed into King Henry The VIII's.

When I am in KH8, I wear paper thin shorts with no underwear. That way these girls have easy access to my goods. Lucky gave me 4 dances that were the best I have ever gotten from her. I sucked on her hooters while she jacked me off. I was rock hard.

Tender & I finally got together. By this time I only had $60 left. She said I need this dick. We agreed on one song. She pulled out condom & gave me a CBJ, then hopped on top & rode me good!!! I gripped her ass & came at the end of the song. WOW!!!

This club is my Disneyland.

BALDY(kh8luvin)CRUISER[/QUOTE]I love Baldys posts because he has routinely proved that he's not full of shit. If most guys were tell their buddys a story about their strip club experience like this, they'd be called lying sacks of shit.

Way to go Baldy.

Oh how I miss this place...

Lucky is indeed one of the hottest hostesses/bartenders/strippers I've seen in my travels....

And Tender - Gotta get back to LA and get that azz... She texted me about 2 weeks ago asking where is her dick....

Damn, it's good to be noticed....

As Baldy said, this chick can sure nuff work a pole (not the stripper pole either).

Play safe boyz...

I've been going to KH Starz and the other two Gardena clubs for years and never get the experience that you get. Show me the ways master, I'm willing to be a solider in the BC army

[QUOTE=Member #1381]Oh how I miss this place...

Lucky is indeed one of the hottest hostesses/bartenders/strippers I've seen in my travels....

And Tender - Gotta get back to LA and get that azz... She texted me about 2 weeks ago asking where is her dick....

Damn, it's good to be noticed....

As Baldy said, this chick can sure nuff work a pole (not the stripper pole either).

Play safe boyz...[/QUOTE]

Hey Baldy, is KH8 CLOSED on Sundays? I wanted to stop in around 5pm but it was closed. I saw two guys approach the door as well and walk away disappointed (one was a baldy .. was that u in a white tshirt?).... what's up with this place being CLOSED? i was ready to get my freak on w/Tender :(

Whats up with these Asian Cafe in the OC? There a bunch of hot asian girls working there. There gots to be more to this then just serving coffee and making low tip.

Yes. King Henry's & First King are closed on Sunday. Only STARZ is open on Sunday.

BALDY




[QUOTE=Monster Cock]Hey Baldy, is KH8 CLOSED on Sundays? I wanted to stop in around 5pm but it was closed. I saw two guys approach the door as well and walk away disappointed (one was a baldy .. was that u in a white tshirt?).... what's up with this place being CLOSED? i was ready to get my freak on w/Tender :([/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser]Yes. King Henry's & First King are closed on Sunday. Only STARZ is open on Sunday.

BALDY[/QUOTE]


Baldy - PM me with an digits for take out service. I am staying in the LAX area. I prefer to dine out not in.

Niper

Hi,

First time poster here. I made a trip to KH8 tonight and it was a pretty cool experience. I spoke with Cinamon and she was easy-going. Thanks everyone for providing good info. I will definitely visit KH8 again.

[QUOTE=Jerkynomore]Hi,

First time poster here. I made a trip to KH8 tonight and it was a pretty cool experience. I spoke with Cinamon and she was easy-going. Thanks everyone for providing good info. I will definitely visit KH8 again.[/QUOTE]
Great report.

Cinnamon is a great gal. She works nights. She usually arrives around 6 pm. She has a nice boomin body that can take a pounding. Her tits are beautiful 36 full D's. She will do take out. She converses more like a white girl from Torrance. She likes to hang out in Hermosa. She is one of the coolest chicks in the club.

Tender only works days. 11 am - 7 pm. Night girls start at 7 pm. A word of caution. When you enter the club in the daytime. You will go thru a turnstyle & then you are in the club. Your eyes need a few minutes to adjust. So slowly walk straight ahead & a little to your left. Put one hand over your nuts in case you run into a chair or table. Sit at the nearest table. A waitress will approach you for your drink order. Before you know it, you will be able to see again.

BALDY CRUISER

Strolled into this place for the very first time this afternoon. BC is right, it is tough not to bump your boys against that rail when you first walk into what I have to describe as a decrepit, hole in the wall ... sort of like Starz's crack ***** sister or something. All of the girls looked very dirty and unclean to me .. I'm a tad germphobic. The cleanest part of the club was ironically the mens room - which was incredibly clean considering what place it is located within.

Despite wanting to just get the hell out of that shit hole .. I could not leave without finding Tender. Ironically she found me, stroked my cock and told me straight out that she wants it in her mouth. Wow, now that is salesmanship. She should be selling used Nissans downtown!

I go to the side area for a dance or two with her. Beer in hand back there -- that was nice. The place has three removed car seats and looks like it belongs on skid row. Completely gross. What was I doing there?

Tender unzipped me and pulled out my dick - oh, right .. that's why.

True to her word she grinded on me (my shorts half way off exposing my manhood) and then she leand in and swallowed me for a few seconds, before spitting on my dick a little and encouraging me to finger bang her.

I'm a little surprised we didn't just start fucking.

No mention of cash at all.

After a song and a half, she jerked me off and made me cum. Definately came on her as well as on me. I didn't see her wipe that out ... so, sorry if you were next. Gross. Total damage was $50 (dances plus hj tip) .. prob could have shaved 10 off that since i have no plans to repeat).

She then said she wanted to put me in her next time. I believe she would -- but I don't think I'd partake. This place is just too disgusting for me. Starz is my lowpoint.

She does have a great ass as BC has said, BUT she is a borderline homeless, dirty, fleabag, crack *****. of course she gets down, she's from under the gutter. There is no way I would ever bring that back to my pad under any circumstances.

MY KH 8 SCORE CARD, 1-10 scale:

Quality of the Strippers (lookswise): 3 (a collection of mostly overweight fuglies. one girl was fat AND missing several teeth!). (based on nastiness: 9 - i think all of the chicks are "down for whatever" .. but for me anyway, this would require paying for chicks i am sure I could get for free and dramatically lowering my standards)

Quality of the Club: 3 (this is a flea bag dump, hole in the wall .. don't go at night unless you have gang ties to protect you)

Cost: 9 (no cover, cheap drinks, cheap dances -- but you kind of get what you don't pay for) The crowd at this hour was non-threatening, but like the girls looked like a collection of scrubs basically. I think I was the only guy there under 40. At night, given the area, I imagine it gets rough in this place. At least Starz attracts some patrons who have careers/$/things going on. The bartender looks like he is a member of the Adams family.

Summary: if you have time to kill, are closeby, it's DAYLIGHT and are curious about Tender -- then possibly it is 1/2 hr or less of your time in this place just to check it out, and check it off your list. In that sense, no regrets from me today. But I would be surprised if you went there, then repeated.

[QUOTE=Monster Cock]Strolled into this place for the very first time this afternoon. BC is right, it is tough not to bump your boys against that rail when you first walk into what I have to describe as a decrepit, hole in the wall ... sort of like Starz's crack ***** sister or something. All of the girls looked very dirty and unclean to me .. I'm a tad germphobic. The cleanest part of the club was ironically the mens room - which was incredibly clean considering what place it is located within.

Despite wanting to just get the hell out of that shit hole .. I could not leave without finding Tender. Ironically she found me, stroked my cock and told me straight out that she wants it in her mouth. Wow, now that is salesmanship. She should be selling used Nissans downtown!

I go to the side area for a dance or two with her. Beer in hand back there -- that was nice. The place has three removed car seats and looks like it belongs on skid row. Completely gross. What was I doing there?

Tender unzipped me and pulled out my dick - oh, right .. that's why.

True to her word she grinded on me (my shorts half way off exposing my manhood) and then she leand in and swallowed me for a few seconds, before spitting on my dick a little and encouraging me to finger bang her.

I'm a little surprised we didn't just start fucking.

No mention of cash at all.

After a song and a half, she jerked me off and made me cum. Definately came on her as well as on me. I didn't see her wipe that out ... so, sorry if you were next. Gross. Total damage was $50 (dances plus hj tip) .. prob could have shaved 10 off that since i have no plans to repeat).

She then said she wanted to put me in her next time. I believe she would -- but I don't think I'd partake. This place is just too disgusting for me. Starz is my lowpoint.

She does have a great ass as BC has said, BUT she is a borderline homeless, dirty, fleabag, crack *****. of course she gets down, she's from under the gutter. There is no way I would ever bring that back to my pad under any circumstances.

MY KH 8 SCORE CARD, 1-10 scale:

Quality of the Strippers (lookswise): 3 (a collection of mostly overweight fuglies. one girl was fat AND missing several teeth!). (based on nastiness: 9 - i think all of the chicks are "down for whatever" .. but for me anyway, this would require paying for chicks i am sure I could get for free and dramatically lowering my standards)

Quality of the Club: 3 (this is a flea bag dump, hole in the wall .. don't go at night unless you have gang ties to protect you)

Cost: 9 (no cover, cheap drinks, cheap dances -- but you kind of get what you don't pay for) The crowd at this hour was non-threatening, but like the girls looked like a collection of scrubs basically. I think I was the only guy there under 40. At night, given the area, I imagine it gets rough in this place. At least Starz attracts some patrons who have careers/$/things going on. The bartender looks like he is a member of the Adams family.

Summary: if you have time to kill, are closeby, it's DAYLIGHT and are curious about Tender -- then possibly it is 1/2 hr or less of your time in this place just to check it out, and check it off your list. In that sense, no regrets from me today. But I would be surprised if you went there, then repeated.[/QUOTE]Good fucking post bro. When does she work? I haven't been down there in about a year or two. It must be really fucking bad. That's not good. Maybe BC just got lucky on that day. Peace. I take your word for it though.