Schaumburg

[QUOTE=Mongger;3959022]Dad: "Son, if you keep doing that, you'll go blind."

Son: "Dad, I'm over here".[/QUOTE]They're both hilarious but this one a little bit more. I think it would go over big if you posted it in the jokes and humorous stories section.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/forumdisplay.php?265-Jokes-amp-Humorous-Stories-[/URL](No-Political-Jokes).

[QUOTE=Beast42;3956142]I can't even get a 2nd star. WTF?[/QUOTE]Don't be like the miner that after 10 years of digging for gold, quit and sold the mine to a guy that struck gold on the first day he owned it.

Be like Dorothy and post 3 more times then see what happens. lol.

Head First, it was all in Joke. Who care how nany stars one has. Let's put a stop to this discussion.

[QUOTE=LandRover20;3959670]What was the 60-min rate?[/QUOTE]If I remember right it was $65. It's been a while.

[QUOTE=LandRover20;3959670]What was the 60-min rate?[/QUOTE]I think I paid $55 for an hour but there are various options. Found their website with a price list. I've been there twice now. The (taller) Asian lady Sophie is great, so is the cute euro chick. Don't think her name was Dee Dee, but I forget.

[URL]https://www.224massage.com/spamenu/[/URL]

I have seen Russian Anna 6 times now and I am still as happy as the first time. Her rates are great and her service is better.

Her incall is close to the Arlington Race Track. SENIORS message me for details.

Be safe,

MD.

She's a nice lady, great service. That little dog barking gets annoying sometimes.

[QUOTE=MikeDago;3968744]I have seen Russian Anna 6 times now and I am still as happy as the first time. Her rates are great and her service is better.

Her incall is close to the Arlington Race Track. SENIORS message me for details.

Be safe,

MD.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HappyRob;3969332]She's a nice lady, great service. That little dog barking gets annoying sometimes.[/QUOTE]I tried searching in the forum but could not find Anna's info anywhere. Would someone be kind enough to PM her info?

[QUOTE=MikeDago;3968744]I have seen Russian Anna 6 times now and I am still as happy as the first time. Her rates are great and her service is better.

Her incall is close to the Arlington Race Track. SENIORS message me for details.

Be safe,

MD.[/QUOTE]Sent you PM.

Last week I was in Schaumburg for work and against better judgement I stopped in at Spring Massage. I took a 30 minute session with Christina, who was not bad looking. To let her know that I didn't care about any massage, when she came in the room I was laying on my back with the towel barely covering me. She started doing that light feather touch on my chest and working her way down. I very slowly removed the towel to expose my raging 3 inch boner and she didn't seem to have any problem with this. I put my hand up her shirt and started rubbing her back, I wanted to wait to play with her boobs when the HJ started. Now I am laying there with no towel on and she is doing feather touch and she keeps "accidentally" touching my balls. The next thing I know she goes and dims the lights and the room is almost pitch black, so I knew that we only had 5 minutes left. She comes back and starts feather touch again, so I grab her hand and it put it on the little guy. She freaks out and explains that it is SS only. I didn't say a word, I just got up and started getting dressed. When I walked out of the room she was standing in the hallway with this big smile, waiting for her tip. I didn't even acknowledge her, I just walked out. I had a sack full of poison and I knew that I needed to get to a real AMP quickly for a major release. The best advice that I could give new guys, stay away from any AMP that has a Schaumburg address. SaintChuck.