Massage Parlor Reports

Definitely TOFTT. She did not do topless / nude. Her price was $60/45min (even for a legit massage is quite high). She looked like the momma from Honey Boo Boo. SERIOUSLY! The location is hard to find. I was tense even more after the massage she was awful.

J.

[QUOTE=AltoonaHomegir; 1671500]Hey guys I'm in Altoona and I do bodyrubs. I am educated and have worked at many spas across NJ. And Pa even worked for awhile down at the Swedish down in Greenwood while I was still doing my studies. Since then I become certified and now on my own I work out of my home p / t by appointment only. However I am strictly Legit Massage but I do topless and full body nude massages as well but it is NOT a mutual Massage. (meaning I don't provide F / S) my website is as follows.

[url]http://lisasmassage.yolasite.com/[/url][/QUOTE]

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Heading to Altoona next week. Are the spas still open there? The Garden and Aries? Everything out my way has closed down over the last few years. Anybody know if there are AMPs still in Greensburg?

[QUOTE=GreenRegent;1749892]Heading to Altoona next week. Are the spas still open there? The Garden and Aries? Everything out my way has closed down over the last few years. Anybody know if there are AMPs still in Greensburg?[/QUOTE]Was wondering the same thing. Anyone been around Swedish Health Spa lately? I'm heading that way sometime in the next few weeks and hoped to stop in.

[QUOTE=Jayb20; 1674507]Definitely TOFTT. She did not do topless / nude. Her price was $60/45min (even for a legit massage is quite high). She looked like the momma from Honey Boo Boo. SERIOUSLY! The location is hard to find. I was tense even more after the massage she was awful.

J.[/QUOTE]Whatcha talking about Willis? So what if she's big? You could have seen that on the site before you made the appointment. Whats the sense in making a appointment if you didn't like what you seen in the first place? She is actually good in what she does. I have been to her several times and she prob didn't do nude / topless because you did not ask for it.

[QUOTE=AltoonaHomegir;1845321]Whatcha talking about Willis? So what if she's big? You could have seen that on the site before you made the appointment. Whats the sense in making a appointment if you didn't like what you seen in the first place? She is actually good in what she does. I have been to her several times and she prob didn't do nude / topless because you did not ask for it.[/QUOTE]I have also seen her 4 or 5 times, and she has always given me a great massage. Friendly atmosphere, good conversation, she looks exactly like her pictures, I have always left her place relaxed, with a big smile on my face.

Anyone have any info on the new parlor in the Indiana, PA mall?

Just saw it the other day. In town visiting.

Could go for a good visit.

They have a .2 20 min special may check it out.

I walked in to this place, down the street from hotel I was staying. Typical older woman, no problem $60.00 for an hour massage. Nice, clean place, got undressed, laid on table and in she comes. Actually great massage, plenty of attention in the right area, but just a ploy for up sell. The towel comes off early, teasing all the way thru, but nothing but massage on table. Kept asking for thirty more minutes, finally asked for completion, big No! Big close is you walk out, guy standing there with big printed sign, Tips Appreciated! All you can do is laugh!

Wilkes barre area! Looking to relax and enjoy my stay here willing to travel 20+mi.

Can anyone tell me what's a good place for a descrete massage in the Dallas Pennsylvania area? I travel here once in a while and I'm looking for a place that's worth the trip out of my hotel after work.

.6 for an hour. Hinted of extras then turned down. Smelly place. Cubicle walls that don't go to the floor or ceiling. Shower is available if you ask. It will be alone. Doubt I'll return.

C2C

Not sure if folks are more likely to look for a massage parlor report for East Stroudsburg here or in the Poconos blog thread, so I'm just dropping a note here. Go to the Poconos blog one if you want to read my report on Natural Spa.

Anyone ever been here?

[URL]http://www.yellowpages.com/indiana-pa/mip/mudan-chinese-massage-475209198[/URL]

Wondering if they are a decent provider.

And if they offer any extras.

If anyone knows of the place send me a message or post here.

I may check it out eventually anyway, just curious what to expect before I take the plunge.

Decided to have a drink of seven seven in good ole' Lewisburg. AMP is located just down the road a little bit from the turn off to go to the visitor center for the institution Lewisburg is known for.

I had Cookie. Thumbs up all the way around, 70/100 fee.

I don't see any reviews of this place so I'll leave the details as is. Senior mongers with vetted reporting can PM for details.

Kind of weird they don't put the name of the spa in the ad but it does look interesting. Just wondering if anyone has tried it out.

Link: [URL]http://erie.backpage.com/BodyRubs/open-24-hours-grand-opening-fitness-and-massage-by-russian-european-staff-call-now-609-208-8130/23788554[/URL].

Thanks!

While travelling thru Somerset a few times I have noticed an AMP located in a small strip mall. It seems to be the only one in town so does anyone have any info on this place?

Thanks.

I haven't been to Smile Spa (was 77 Spa, before that Silvermoon) in a while. My favorite masseuse greeted me at the door, dressed in her little black dress. If you have never met her, Cookie is cute, sexy, and a fun woman. I had a wonderful TS and then a massage from her. A little more than I usually pay, but well worth it! Merry Christmas fellow mongers. Dick.

[QUOTE=DickBalz;2727487]I haven't been to Smile Spa (was 77 Spa, before that Silvermoon) in a while. My favorite masseuse greeted me at the door, dressed in her little black dress. If you have never met her, Cookie is cute, sexy, and a fun woman. I had a wonderful TS and then a massage from her. A little more than I usually pay, but well worth it! Merry Christmas fellow mongers. Dick.[/QUOTE]Visited the Smile Spa this afternoon. Met the infamous Cookie and boy, is she good at what she does! Had a wonderful visit and there were smiles all around. I thought the rate of return was quite good on my investment. Enjoy!

LD.

I haven't seen any posts about this place, so I decided to TOFTT. Acupressure Massage Therapy is in downtown, on North Market Street. Inside is the nicest, cleanest parlor I have ever seen. Lucy is a small, very cute, very polite little spinner. I am guessing Chinese. She was the only one working there. House fee 60 bucks for an hour. No TS or sauna, the bed is one of those with the hole cut in it for your face to fit into. Average massage, nice tease, limited menu, but I was happy and relaxed when I left. I assume like most places you need to invest some time to expand the menu. Just before I left, another customer came in, and Lucy went out to greet him. Her English isn't great, and he asked several times if the "other girl" was working. So he must have had a pleasant time with another attendant. Dick.

Visited Smile on the reports listed here. Mamasan greeted me at the door and took me to a room. Within a minute, she shows up with Momy. Pronounced Moe-Me.

Very petite Korean with great lips, incredible bolt-ons and a tiny spinner body.

Table shower was thorough and teasing.

10 minutes in the sauna by myself, then off to the table. She covers the lamp to create a mood and off comes the one-piece dress. Fantastic body!

Everything was on the menu except I did not try to knock on the back door. Covered, of course.

Great service and full satisfaction! I truly recommend. 80/100.

[QUOTE=DickBalz;2897932]I haven't seen any posts about this place, so I decided to TOFTT. Acupressure Massage Therapy is in downtown, on North Market Street. Inside is the nicest, cleanest parlor I have ever seen. Lucy is a small, very cute, very polite little spinner. I am guessing Chinese. She was the only one working there. House fee 60 bucks for an hour. No TS or sauna, the bed is one of those with the hole cut in it for your face to fit into. Average massage, nice tease, limited menu, but I was happy and relaxed when I left. I assume like most places you need to invest some time to expand the menu. Just before I left, another customer came in, and Lucy went out to greet him. Her English isn't great, and he asked several times if the "other girl" was working. So he must have had a pleasant time with another attendant. Dick.[/QUOTE]So, made the trip out after Professor Dick's report. Didn't have quite the same experience. Met Ping, a cute Chinese spinner, who was very friendly, gave a mediocre massage, and allowed lots of roaming during the session but wouldn't provide any release stating that the "boss" doesn't allow it and that she would get fired. She suggested DIY but as fun as it was, I declined. I guess I'll have to go back when Lucy is there or the "boss" isn't.

LD.

I visited Smile in Lewisburg. My provider was CoCo. Pretty K-girl, with large Cs and big nips. She hustled me for 120 for everything covered (minus a trip to Greece), although she was getting a little pouty when I offered 100 for everything, minus a trip at the backdoor. Not sure if 100 should be the going rate. But with the extra 20, I made her work for it and gave her a good pounding for 15 minutes before unleashing. She said she was tired afterwards (which is strange since she was the one on her back, LOL).

I gave mamasan a kiss on the cheek as I left to show my gentlemanly side.

70/120 was the damage, with TS.

Stopped by the cleverly named "Asian Massage" in Selingsgrove, Rte 15 across from Target. Most noticeable sign in front of the building says "Puppies". Entrance back right corner of the building. Mammasan greeted me but had wet or oily hands so she held her arms out to the side but dipped her shoulder indicating that she wanted a hug. I gave her a hug and 0. 60 for the hour. I'm being polite to say that the therapist was not pleasant to look at. Quite old with very very bad teeth (and breath). But, in fairness, the massage was very good and in the dark the personality was very good. It was her last day before vacation so I didn't bother to get a name. I didn't even try for extras with this therapist and I don't think any would be available anyway. The environment was pretty grim. Hastily converted from some other type of business by hanging a lot of curtains. No air conditioning. Loud loud fan blowing just outside my room with an irritating doppler shift everytime someone walked up and down the hallway and walked in front of the fan. Dollar a minute rate. Nice friendly ladies but won't repeat as there are better facilities not too far away.

I stopped by here over the summer and had a great time but then a few weeks ago they were closed. I talked to them and they are back open now with all new staff. Has anyone been there in the past few weeks?

[QUOTE=Serpico99;2941153]I visited Smile in Lewisburg. My provider was CoCo. Pretty K-girl, with large Cs and big nips. She hustled me for 120 for everything covered (minus a trip to Greece), although she was getting a little pouty when I offered 100 for everything, minus a trip at the backdoor. Not sure if 100 should be the going rate. But with the extra 20, I made her work for it and gave her a good pounding for 15 minutes before unleashing. She said she was tired afterwards (which is strange since she was the one on her back, LOL).

I gave mamasan a kiss on the cheek as I left to show my gentlemanly side.

70/120 was the damage, with TS.[/QUOTE]

Hey JasonEmp, I visited Smile over the weekend. My Yellow Fever was getting the best of me so I decided to find a cure. I have always gotten wonderful massages there from Cookie and more recently from Mickey. In fact I was hoping to see Mickey when I met the new mamasan. She calls herself, "May" and she says her full name is "Mayflower". She said she is new and the girls are new. I got "Dee-Dee", who obviously got her name from the DDs she has, and she reminded me more than once "they are natural". She has typical Asian ass, but the rest of her body is spectacular. Rest assured she is now in my "Spank Bank"! Not an ounce of fat on her, a true little spinner. Her body looks like something out of a Penthouse, I believe only in Philly could you match that. She speaks very good English, she is 25 but looks younger (the older I get, the younger they look). I think next time I visit her, I will see if she knows Russian in addition to Korean and English. I had a very nice time, after the TS, she showed me their brand new sauna. After I dried off a little I had an excellent massage and left with a big smile on my face. I was then pampered with a washcloth, cleaning around my eyes, ears, nostrils, etc. Before she dressed me and tied my shoes. Mayflower pulled me aside, told me a new girl was coming there on Wednesday. She promised "no fat girls, no old girls, no ugly girls". She also said that in order to provide that, the tip needs to be 120 bucks, and she said I would understand that was the case if you want high quality talent. Mayflower is a pistol, you will find that out when you meet her. Be safe, Dick.

Was in the area a few weeks ago and decided to stop in the only spa in Somerset.

It's located on the main road going East out of Somerset next to a shopping mall. The place has no security door and only curtains for a door in each room. I was met by a 50+ lady who was not good looking at all and once in the room she pointed to s sign on the wall that said "legit massage only". I decided to get the massage which was just average and close to the end she offered a HE for 100. I gladly said no but it is available despite what the sign says.

Would never repeat but will never be back that way so I don't have to worry about it.

AJ.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;3101566]Was in the area a few weeks ago and decided to stop in the only spa in Somerset.

It's located on the main road going East out of Somerset next to a shopping mall. The place has no security door and only curtains for a door in each room. I was met by a 50+ lady who was not good looking at all and once in the room she pointed to s sign on the wall that said "legit massage only". I decided to get the massage which was just average and close to the end she offered a HE for 100. I gladly said no but it is available despite what the sign says.

Would never repeat but will never be back that way so I don't have to worry about it.

AJ.[/QUOTE]I've been there twice and gotten HJ ending for about a 20 or 30 tip, so it is available, but generally nothing to write home about.

Thanks Dick,

I stopped in yesterday and saw Dee Dee and she was great.

[QUOTE=DickBalz;3100028]Hey JasonEmp, I visited Smile over the weekend. My Yellow Fever was getting the best of me so I decided to find a cure. I have always gotten wonderful massages there from Cookie and more recently from Mickey. In fact I was hoping to see Mickey when I met the new mamasan. She calls herself, "May" and she says her full name is "Mayflower". She said she is new and the girls are new. I got "Dee-Dee", who obviously got her name from the DDs she has, and she reminded me more than once "they are natural". She has typical Asian ass, but the rest of her body is spectacular. Rest assured she is now in my "Spank Bank"! Not an ounce of fat on her, a true little spinner. Her body looks like something out of a Penthouse, I believe only in Philly could you match that. She speaks very good English, she is 25 but looks younger (the older I get, the younger they look). I think next time I visit her, I will see if she knows Russian in addition to Korean and English. I had a very nice time, after the TS, she showed me their brand new sauna. After I dried off a little I had an excellent massage and left with a big smile on my face. I was then pampered with a washcloth, cleaning around my eyes, ears, nostrils, etc. Before she dressed me and tied my shoes. Mayflower pulled me aside, told me a new girl was coming there on Wednesday. She promised "no fat girls, no old girls, no ugly girls". She also said that in order to provide that, the tip needs to be 120 bucks, and she said I would understand that was the case if you want high quality talent. Mayflower is a pistol, you will find that out when you meet her. Be safe, Dick.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Interl64;3102234]I've been there twice and gotten HJ ending for about a 20 or 30 tip, so it is available, but generally nothing to write home about.[/QUOTE]I'm sure she would have dropped her price had I negotiated but she was so terrible it wouldn't have worked anyway.

I'm from Chicago and was just passing thru on business so I thought I would give the place a try. Maybe they offer better service once they know you.

AJ.

You are very welcome sir, I'm glad you had a good time. Dick.

[QUOTE=JasonEmp;3102446]Thanks Dick,

I stopped in yesterday and saw Dee Dee and she was great.[/QUOTE]

I like to keep smiling when I'm traveling and always make a stop here when I can. The new management is quite a twist. Mayflower is always on the hard-sell but she's a cute raunchy old thing. Been there enough with her type and she's fun with her corny dirty jokes. Only met her once (this time) but guarantee she'll always tell you "come back. We have new girls next time". So, to my visit:

I had to ring the bell 3 times within about 5 minutes before the door was answered by a hottie in a tight dress (later found out to be " DeeDee" Worth the wait, but TS was taken over by mamasan Mayflower. She tried hard and it could have been fun if the room wasn't so cold. Back to the room and DeeDee came in and the rest is history. 70 to the house, 120 to DeeDee (and half of that at least to the house, probably). DeeDee was cute, previous reports are accurate. Very accommodating, sweet girl. Not as slutty / nasty as "Happy" (my favorite at this place) but still a great time. Recommended.

[QUOTE=DickBalz;3103253]You are very welcome sir, I'm glad you had a good time. Dick.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DickBalz;3103253]You are very welcome sir, I'm glad you had a good time. Dick.[/QUOTE]Went back and saw Dee-Dee again this weekend as no one else was available. She seems a bit grumpy but gave the same amazing treatment from the moment we got back to the room. I did find out she will only be there one more week then she is going to greenbelt for a while but they are suppose to be getting a new girl in this weekend.

Had the opportunity to go to smile once again. May has a bunch of new girls. I met "Sophia Loren", A youngish Korean girl with bleached hair. We had a nice visit. She Had only been at the spa for a few days, but was from New Jersey. She took care of me nicely but her massage left a lot to be desired. And I really wanted a good massage, too. Oh well, you can't have everything.

LD.

Has anyone been smiling lately to see what the line up is like now?

The mayflower is setting sail on a new voyage. The mother ship will be leaving port in the new year and a new mother ship will be docking it its place. For those of you that have visited the mayflower and wish to visit the new mother ship make sure they are aware that you knew the mayflower. As crazy as the mayflower was that ship would always steer in the right direction. The rumors are that this new mother ship will be carrying a few movie stars into port with them. For those of you that knew the mayflower you will have the all access pass to the on board buffet. I hope you all enjoy your times at the docks just remember to always wear your rain coat it can get wet out there.

[QUOTE=JasonEmp;3208162]The mayflower is setting sail on a new voyage. The mother ship will be leaving port in the new year and a new mother ship will be docking it its place. For those of you that have visited the mayflower and wish to visit the new mother ship make sure they are aware that you knew the mayflower. As crazy as the mayflower was that ship would always steer in the right direction. The rumors are that this new mother ship will be carrying a few movie stars into port with them. For those of you that knew the mayflower you will have the all access pass to the on board buffet. I hope you all enjoy your times at the docks just remember to always wear your rain coat it can get wet out there.[/QUOTE]Jason. Thanks for the update. Do you know whether or not the expected donation is going to change with the new administration / leader?

LD.

Just to inform the board that May has returned to Smile. I saw one of her new girls who was young and attractive and fully accommodating. Unfortunately, she was the only one working when I arrived and one of you other punters must have been impatient as she cut my time short (and really didn't give much of a massage) even if the other courses on the menu were truly noteworthy. May said she'd grant me "extra time" at the next visit. I guess I'll just have to go back and find out!

LD.

Went by a place called "May's asian spa" on elm in hanover where an AMP used to be located. Has anyone here had any success there?

Stopped by May's AMP today in search of a parlor that used to be in that location on elm, in hanover. Has anyone had any luck here?

Was back in this part of the state and paid a visit to Mayflower and her girls. Only one on today (CiCi) and she was quite attractive with wonderful natural "Cs" (perhaps hence her name? Nice table shower with everything cleansed thoroughly, a very mediocre massage and then lots of LT teasing with almost all of the fun acronyms we have come to love and expect at this establishment. There does seem to be a bit of price creep, however, and tonight's fun was 2 bills. To compare, my first trip 18 months ago with the famous Cookie was only 1. 7. Oh well. Cici says she'll only be there for 2 weeks so if you want to experience Cici's "Cs", you'll have to be quick.

LD.