Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Pace15;2078623]So, I decided to give this a try. Disappointed, but it does have some value. Did not receive a table shower, unless the hot towel she draped over me was what they consider a table shower... No finish. Had to do that myself, although she was attentive during that. I kind of like being watched, but not to pay to be watched. I didn't catch her name. She either didn't speak english very well or was pretending not to. She did provide a good massage. I am torn. On one hand I feel like a return trip might be better since we broke the ice so to speak, but on the other I prefer to spend my money on sure things.[/QUOTE]Dude you gave yourself a HE while she stood there? Wow that's a new one.

I'll add my .02 since Tonys is the topic lately. Gave them a try a couple weeks ago. Everything about the place screams AMP from the name, to the locked door buzzer, to the decor, to the attractive though forty-somethingish Asian lady who took care of me. She spoke decent enough English for us to communicate fine. Hour was 60. Found out later TS was avail for another 20. The massage was quite good and good price, however that was it no extras as others have reported. It's such the classic AMP setup so it's almost like false advertising. Biggest turnoff was when I went to leave she demanded a twenty buck tip. I gave her ten and no not enough. I said I'll come back again and we will see how it goes next time and maybe the tip will be bigger. She was pissed. So maybe not.

Location: Olive / Whitmire.

Provider: L*a.

Length: 1 hr.

Fee: .6 + .2 TS.

Activites: Massage only.

Decided to TOFTT and try this place out. Walked in this evening and was greeted by a gentleman who I assume was the owner. Not a good sign. Fee is not paid up front. Opted for the TS first. TS was not exciting with no attention paid to the special areas and covered the whole time. Got led back to the room. Massage was good. Covered the entire time. There is a sign saying no extras etc. On the flip I was standing at attention but no luck. Don't think there are any extras here guys. Provider was mid 40's and mildly attractive. If your looking for a good massage then by all means have at it. I will not repeat.

Any info on AMPs here? Can pm if you'd like. Thanks.

[QUOTE=TideLover;2207951]Any info on AMPs here? Can pm if you'd like. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Don't think there are any around here that you can get extras from around here!!

Other than the BP ads you might find something but I haven't had any luck at the one on olive it's all legit.

Check out eccie I think there might be one in gulf breeze that might "might" get a little extra or you have to finish yourself.

Good luck.

Thanks, I searched BP and seems like ones posting had bad reviews. I ended up stopping at Gulf Breeze one because I really need a masssge. I did the massage plus $20 TS which was wasted money. My ass got washed with barely any touching of my juck, flipped over and she covered it. Go back in room still wet, lay face down and she stands on my back, thought my fcking ribs were about to break, like damn this shit was painful. She gets off and finished massage by hand, which was pretty good. Never even grazed my balls, I flipped and she covered me, finish my massage. I tried to get release and she said " no touch, professional massage only" I get ready to leave and she's chasing me to door. "Tip, tip, can you give tip".

[QUOTE=GottaHaveMoreU;2208133]Don't think there are any around here that you can get extras from around here!!

Other than the BP ads you might find something but I haven't had any luck at the one on olive it's all legit.

Check out eccie I think there might be one in gulf breeze that might "might" get a little extra or you have to finish yourself.

Good luck.[/QUOTE]

Visiting from San Diego. Table Showers don't cost extra there and are considered part of the massage.

I wanted a massage and found Waterfall on Craigslist. Nice & clean, therapist was cute.

She did a good job. She asked me what pressure I wanted I told her medium she did well at that.

There was no play no touching no extras no special. Just a halfway decent massage.

I like 90 minutes so it was. 9 for 90 minutes and I left the. 2 for tip.

[QUOTE=Aganger;2381959]Visiting from San Diego. Table Showers don't cost extra there and are considered part of the massage.

I wanted a massage and found Waterfall on Craigslist. Nice & clean, therapist was cute.

She did a good job. She asked me what pressure I wanted I told her medium she did well at that.

There was no play no touching no extras no special. Just a halfway decent massage.

I like 90 minutes so it was. 9 for 90 minutes and I left the. 2 for tip.[/QUOTE]Also from San Diego, Long ago, forty years. Navy brat. Dad cussed like a sailor. Quite entertaining. That's where I get my colorful California Yankee southern vocabulary from.

I've never done the massage, attempted to once, bizarre experience, I ended up grabbing my money an ran out the door. A ninety minute massage, that's awesome that you are able to really relax and enjoy that experience. A table shower though and your are nude, right, what all do they shower, and if I made it through the shower and now un-sure about extras, its to confusing for me, and those tables have me thinking I'm at the doctors office.

This is a very interesting ad [URL]http://biloxi.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lets-have-a-great-week-i-now-have-an-incall-location-in-biloxi/6433702[/URL] I personally think that nobody around here can consistently provide what she describes. Her current posted fees, I would work OT for this service. [URL]http://pameladanielsescortsite.webstarts.com[/URL] I don't think I've ever (never) had a HJ / HE finish that was anything other then the end of the session (I'm a rookie but just saying). The heck with cim, I'll take this any day.

There was a provider like that that hung out in pensacola for a bit that had I site similar to the ones you linked don't think she is around anymore but the one you linked to looks good I to prob would spend a lot on her.

[QUOTE=DawgLeg;2426090]This is a very interesting ad [URL]http://biloxi.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lets-have-a-great-week-i-now-have-an-incall-location-in-biloxi/6433702[/URL] I personally think that nobody around here can consistently provide what she describes. Her current posted fees, I would work OT for this service. [URL]http://pameladanielsescortsite.webstarts.com[/URL] I don't think I've ever (never) had a HJ / HE finish that was anything other then the end of the session (I'm a rookie but just saying). The heck with cim, I'll take this any day.[/QUOTE]

Took a shot at the AMP on olive that's advertising on BP.

Interesting setup, kinda shady looking converted house. I had high hopes, because the two girls there on a Sunday afternoon were both well above average. Unfortunately no extras were offered, towel never came off and the. 4 tip I left on the stool wasn't even touched.

Kinda annoyed about it, because the BP ad is definitely a bait and switch.

On the plus side, an hour massage (a pretty good one) was 60 bucks. Inside the place was upscale, rose on the table when you went it, etc.

YMMV, my short haircut has led to me being confused with LEO before. I didn't get any kind of extras available vibe out of the place.

[QUOTE=Chiron;2532684]Took a shot at the AMP on olive that's advertising on BP.

Interesting setup, kinda shady looking converted house. I had high hopes, because the two girls there on a Sunday afternoon were both well above average. Unfortunately no extras were offered, towel never came off and the. 4 tip I left on the stool wasn't even touched.

Kinda annoyed about it, because the BP ad is definitely a bait and switch.

On the plus side, an hour massage (a pretty good one) was 60 bucks. Inside the place was upscale, rose on the table when you went it, etc.

YMMV, my short haircut has led to me being confused with LEO before. I didn't get any kind of extras available vibe out of the place.[/QUOTE]I had the same experience last month. Totally hot girl too wearing yoga pants. She let my hands roam a little but nicely said only massage. I have a short haircut too. Anyone have any other experiences there?

[QUOTE=Chiron;2532684]Took a shot at the AMP on olive that's advertising on BP.

Interesting setup, kinda shady looking converted house. I had high hopes, because the two girls there on a Sunday afternoon were both well above average. Unfortunately no extras were offered, towel never came off and the. 4 tip I left on the stool wasn't even touched.

Kinda annoyed about it, because the BP ad is definitely a bait and switch.

On the plus side, an hour massage (a pretty good one) was 60 bucks. Inside the place was upscale, rose on the table when you went it, etc.

YMMV, my short haircut has led to me being confused with LEO before. I didn't get any kind of extras available vibe out of the place.[/QUOTE]I remember reading that some dude went in thinking that extras were on the menue but the lady told him to finish him self off while she watched! Ok if your into that but fuk that's just rude for a masseuse to leave you hanging like that!! Ha.

Hell I think the review is not too far down the line.

Reckon I won't get any extras because I just shaved all my hair off!

[QUOTE=GottaHaveMoreU;2208133]Don't think there are any around here that you can get extras from around here!!

Other than the BP ads you might find something but I haven't had any luck at the one on olive it's all legit.

Check out eccie I think there might be one in gulf breeze that might "might" get a little extra or you have to finish yourself.

Good luck.[/QUOTE]I ended up going to Gulf Breeze place, nothing but a average massage. Of course that was last fall. I'm back in town for business, by the sounds of things, AMPs haven't changed. I believe there are extras that can be had, but you have to become a regular to gain trust. That's becoming the trend across the bible belt. Days of walking in a spa and getting extras on first visit are getting very rare.

Thought I would get lucky here, but no extras to be had despite repeat visits.

Can someone help a senior member out as to best massage options. Looking for good massage and smile at the end.

[QUOTE=SilverDawg;2911622]Can someone help a senior member out as to best massage options. Looking for good massage and smile at the end.[/QUOTE]A nice deep tissue massage with no clock and a big smile--I have not looked at body rubs on BP in a while, used to be a girl that do the full body to body rub, lubed, Nuru I think that's called-. Is she still around-,forget her name. Seriously though I think most escorts would be up for what you want--just ask, for massage only, just assume the smile is included.

I'm a trucker from Al. I have been going to north Al for couple of years and pretty much know where the good spots are in H'ville, but most shut down after Christmas when one got busted and the owner is facing serious time for human trafficking. Just recently started coming to Pensacola and been checking up on the local scene. Lots of teasing ads on BP. Lots of bad reports here. I do have an indie up there I can call from time to time. Also, 331 Spa in DeFuniac Springs is fun. At 80 a trip and two visits a month its going to take a year and a fortune to check out the spa action here.

Visiting soon the area. My place to go was rainbow in foley. Uncle LEO closed it. BS. Sounds that Pensacola is without extras. Any suggestions? How is gulf breeze? I like FS but I can settle for another types of smiles. I prefer PM to avoid public reporting.

Stay safe.

Kinda disappointing with the lack of quality AMPs in Panhandle area.

[QUOTE=TurboDog;2956970]Kinda disappointing with the lack of quality AMPs in Panhandle area.[/QUOTE]It's an easy target for LE, Pensacola is not a complicated area to police for something as high profile as an AMP that's giving out extras (, looking at BP [URL]http://pensacola.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-relax-and-distress-and-ask-about-my-specials-for-a-candlelight-and-sensual-body-rub/7882565[/URL] Reagan looks good, at least the outdated pictures do, she was a hottie.

AMP's and SW bust are election bait, bust a hooker, fix a pot hole, mention Mobile hey, it's good for the resume.

[QUOTE=DawgLeg;2957299]It's an easy target for LE, Pensacola is not a complicated area to police for something as high profile as an AMP that's giving out extras (, looking at BP [URL]http://pensacola.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-relax-and-distress-and-ask-about-my-specials-for-a-candlelight-and-sensual-body-rub/7882565[/URL] Reagan looks good, at least the outdated pictures do, she was a hottie.

AMP's and SW bust are election bait, bust a hooker, fix a pot hole, mention Mobile hey, it's good for the resume.[/QUOTE]I've used Reagan. She is so much bigger in real life now and not attractive. I've used almost every massage parlor in town and gulf breeze with no luck. Multiple times, they only allow you to finish yourself off in front of them but absolutely no touching. Then want a tip!

[QUOTE=Steveo1134;3060813]I've used Reagan. She is so much bigger in real life now and not attractive. I've used almost every massage parlor in town and gulf breeze with no luck. Multiple times, they only allow you to finish yourself off in front of them but absolutely no touching. Then want a tip![/QUOTE]If you make the drive to Niceville you might have better luck. I did. Don't waste your time in Crestview either. The girl at Crestview Oriental Massage told me up front that they don't do happy endings. She is the one who told me to go to Niceville. 331 Spa is also worth the drive. Next week I'm going to try the one in Miramar.

Had an opportunity to visit Pensacola recently, drove into town from the east on I-10. Decided to get off on Highway 331 as I was coming in and try out 331 Spa based on the post below. Was not disappointed, especially coming from a town that has no good AMPs within at least a 1 hour drive.

Met at the door by a petite attractive Asian lady, maybe in her 30's with a nice rack. Paid 0. 80 for an hour massage with TS, TS was nice, she paid attention to the boys, Jr stood up a bit, which didn't disturb her, and he got well scrubbed. Afterwards, a very nice massage, Asian style, part of which included her kneeling on me with all her body weight (all 110 pounds) to work my glutes and hammies. On the flip, she immediately went into sensual mode and asked me if I wanted Jr's tension released. I asked how much and I may have misheard her because I thought I heard her say 0. 50. That seemed a bit pricey from my past experience but she looked hot, Jr was ready and he decided for me so I didn't dicker. Hands were allowed to roam up her blouse and her nips were erect as she worked on me.

Afterwards, she finished the massage. Upon leaving, as I gave her the 0. 50, she almost seemed surprised by the amount and gave me a big thank you. I don't lose any sleep over maybe overpaying by 10 to 20 so I'm glad she was happy with it. Was I wrong or is 0. 50 now the going rate for HE?

Will return to Pensacola in about a month and will probably repeat either on the way there or back. Curious whether the menu may be a bit deeper next time.

[QUOTE=SpaTrucker;3069956]331 Spa is also worth the drive. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bcuplvr;3097412]Had an opportunity to visit Pensacola recently, drove into town from the east on I-10. Decided to get off on Highway 331 as I was coming in and try out 331 Spa based on the post below. Was not disappointed, especially coming from a town that has no good AMPs within at least a 1 hour drive.

Met at the door by a petite attractive Asian lady, maybe in her 30's with a nice rack. Paid 0. 80 for an hour massage with TS, TS was nice, she paid attention to the boys, Jr stood up a bit, which didn't disturb her, and he got well scrubbed. Afterwards, a very nice massage, Asian style, part of which included her kneeling on me with all her body weight (all 110 pounds) to work my glutes and hammies. On the flip, she immediately went into sensual mode and asked me if I wanted Jr's tension released. I asked how much and I may have misheard her because I thought I heard her say 0. 50. That seemed a bit pricey from my past experience but she looked hot, Jr was ready and he decided for me so I didn't dicker. Hands were allowed to roam up her blouse and her nips were erect as she worked on me.

Afterwards, she finished the massage. Upon leaving, as I gave her the 0. 50, she almost seemed surprised by the amount and gave me a big thank you. I don't lose any sleep over maybe overpaying by 10 to 20 so I'm glad she was happy with it. Was I wrong or is 0. 50 now the going rate for HE?

Will return to Pensacola in about a month and will probably repeat either on the way there or back. Curious whether the menu may be a bit deeper next time.[/QUOTE]With how notorious this town has been with not being able to find ANY consistent extras at the AMPs, 5 doesn't sound egregious even though it really shouldn't be over 4.

I'll have to keep this place on the radar.

Disregard, I was thinking this place was IN Pensacola but I guess it's about an hour away.

[QUOTE=Bcuplvr;3097412]

Paid 0. 80 for an hour massage with a TS, TS was nice

Will return to Pensacola in about a month and will probably repeat either on the way there or back. Curious whether the menu may be a bit deeper next time.[/QUOTE]Maybe not what bcuplvr meant but did he just get a massage from an Asian transsexual.

TS means table shower at an AMP. And, hey, she might have been an actual TS, I didn't get into her pants, so who knows, LOL.

[blue]Those two letters would be one of the biggest pains in my ass.

No, that's not a pun

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=DawgLeg;3098762]Maybe not what bcuplvr meant but did he just get a massage from an Asian transsexual.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bcuplvr;3097412]Had an opportunity to visit Pensacola recently, drove into town from the east on I-10. Decided to get off on Highway 331 as I was coming in and try out 331 Spa based on the post below. Was not disappointed, especially coming from a town that has no good AMPs within at least a 1 hour drive.

Met at the door by a petite attractive Asian lady, maybe in her 30's with a nice rack. Paid 0. 80 for an hour massage with TS, TS was nice, she paid attention to the boys, Jr stood up a bit, which didn't disturb her, and he got well scrubbed. Afterwards, a very nice massage, Asian style, part of which included her kneeling on me with all her body weight (all 110 pounds) to work my glutes and hammies. On the flip, she immediately went into sensual mode and asked me if I wanted Jr's tension released. I asked how much and I may have misheard her because I thought I heard her say 0. 50. That seemed a bit pricey from my past experience but she looked hot, Jr was ready and he decided for me so I didn't dicker. Hands were allowed to roam up her blouse and her nips were erect as she worked on me.

Afterwards, she finished the massage. Upon leaving, as I gave her the 0. 50, she almost seemed surprised by the amount and gave me a big thank you. I don't lose any sleep over maybe overpaying by 10 to 20 so I'm glad she was happy with it. Was I wrong or is 0. 50 now the going rate for HE?

Will return to Pensacola in about a month and will probably repeat either on the way there or back. Curious whether the menu may be a bit deeper next time.[/QUOTE]I usually give 40 for TS with HJ. But, I have given 60 if lots of roaming was allowed, and maybe a little prostate play. Just my thing. I don't think you overdid it by much. If you go back just give what you think its worth and she won't remember what you gave her before. Make her happy. I saw Mona several times and have tried to get her to take her top completely off or strip and let me massage her. No go on both. If you get a chance you might try Spring Spa in Niceville too. No full service there either, but still fun. Its about 20 minutes south of I20, but worth the trip. Ask for Michelle.

Navy Massage in Pensacola recently changed it's name to Popular Massage, not sure if ownership turned over or if it's just new in name alone. Anyways, had some time to take a nap and quickly had a dream of this AMP. Enjoy this nice piece of fiction.

Heard reports of nothing extra so I was only expecting a massage and a tease. Got the one hour with Coco for point 6. Chinese girl in her 30's, cute face, nice b cups, a pooch, small ass and long black hair. She was wearing shorts and a sheer top. A cute lace bra eventually made an appearance and wound up feeling the lace panties during the massage. The massage was decent and we ended up taking the whole hour if not over a little. Lots of flirting and teasing while face down and she was receptive to my hands roaming over and a little under clothes. (I take it slow with this, don't want to scare them off.) The flip happens and she's massaging the chest and legs while I'm enjoying the view. To my surprise, she goes for the HE and I let the tits out of that cute lace bra. Sucked those cute little nips and couldn't contain jr any longer.

I'd usually tip point 4 but she had me right were she wanted me and compelled me to let go of a point 6 tip. I didn't mind this too much because of the level of service but it could probably be had for the usual point 4.

In the end, a positive dream about a convenient locale even though it's highly visible. Will repeat.

I have probably been to at least 20 here in Pensacola. Only 3 or 4 times did I leave with a smile. 2 of the places got shut down shortly after. Every other state I. Ve been to, they were great. I don't know if it's the bible belt or what, but I won't waste another cent in the ones here. They shouldn't advertise in the BP body rub section. False advertising for sure. If I want a massage I will go to a legitimate masseuse.

[QUOTE=DonaldFagen;3129364]I have probably been to at least 20 here in Pensacola. Only 3 or 4 times did I leave with a smile. 2 of the places got shut down shortly after. Every other state I. Ve been to, they were great. I don't know if it's the bible belt or what, but I won't waste another cent in the ones here. They shouldn't advertise in the BP body rub section. False advertising for sure. If I want a massage I will go to a legitimate masseuse.[/QUOTE]You hit the nail on the head.

Bible Belt.

[QUOTE=GottaHaveMoreU;3134521]You hit the nail on the head.

Bible Belt.[/QUOTE]Cruising thru BP rubs these girls look as good as what a message parlor might offer.

[URL]http://pensacola.backpage.com/BodyRubs/the-best-touch-you-will-ever-have-sensual-body-2-body-sexy-and-playful-now-accepting-cc/9851828[/URL]

[URL]http://pensacola.backpage.com/BodyRubs/24-7-8503766861-let-me-make-you-melt-beneath-me-dont-miss-me-347-0937/9692496[/URL]

Here's joe. [URL]http://pensacola.backpage.com/BodyRubs/everything-you-need-is-right-here/8697339[/URL].

There's are several others also.

[QUOTE=DawgLeg;3135448]Cruising thru BP rubs these girls look as good as what a message parlor might offer.

[URL]http://pensacola.backpage.com/BodyRubs/the-best-touch-you-will-ever-have-sensual-body-2-body-sexy-and-playful-now-accepting-cc/9851828[/URL]

[URL]http://pensacola.backpage.com/BodyRubs/24-7-8503766861-let-me-make-you-melt-beneath-me-dont-miss-me-347-0937/9692496[/URL]

Here's joe. [URL]http://pensacola.backpage.com/BodyRubs/everything-you-need-is-right-here/8697339[/URL].

There's are several others also.[/QUOTE]Damn Kenzie got some tig ole bitties!! Would love to have them rubbin all over me for sure!

Dunno about Haley she's got a nice body and looks like them legs could wrap around you good.

Looks like playboy Johnny is wanting a cougar.

[QUOTE=GottaHaveMoreU;3136115]Damn Kenzie got some tig ole bitties!! Would love to have them rubbin all over me for sure!

Dunno about Haley she's got a nice body and looks like them legs could wrap around you good.

Looks like playboy Johnny is wanting a cougar.[/QUOTE]Love her look wish she was in Pcola. Stellar reviews on another site.

I stopped in yesterday at 331 for a half hour massage. I am very glad that I did as the massage was great. The girls name was Mona, not the best that I have had, but she was kinda attractive, no ass and small booby's. Again, started off with a awesome massage. On the flip she rubs the boys and got him up to attention. She asked me if I wanted oil on Junior or to just HJ it dry. She oil Junior up and started to make me happy, she let me feel wherever I wanted and I lifted her shirt and undid her bra and she let me play with some of the biggest nipples I have ever seen on a Asian girl. So that was about it for action, where I am from 99% of the AMPs are full service, but did not get as great of a massage as I got here. I left a donation of 40 and she did not even ask for it, she smiled and said thank you. She is Korean but her English was very good.

[QUOTE=TruffleButter;3153119]I stopped in yesterday at 331 for a half hour massage. I am very glad that I did as the massage was great. The girls name was Mona, not the best that I have had, but she was kinda attractive, no ass and small booby's. Again, started off with a awesome massage. On the flip she rubs the boys and got him up to attention. She asked me if I wanted oil on Junior or to just HJ it dry. She oil Junior up and started to make me happy, she let me feel wherever I wanted and I lifted her shirt and undid her bra and she let me play with some of the biggest nipples I have ever seen on a Asian girl. So that was about it for action, where I am from 99% of the AMPs are full service, but did not get as great of a massage as I got here. I left a donation of 40 and she did not even ask for it, she smiled and said thank you. She is Korean but her English was very good.[/QUOTE]I have seen Mona a few times. Always HE, sometimes she will let you play sometimes not. Depends on her mood. Always fun though.

[QUOTE=LookingAtIt;3128814]Navy Massage in Pensacola recently changed it's name to Popular Massage, not sure if ownership turned over or if it's just new in name alone. Anyways, had some time to take a nap and quickly had a dream of this AMP. Enjoy this nice piece of fiction.

Heard reports of nothing extra so I was only expecting a massage and a tease. Got the one hour with Coco for point 6. Chinese girl in her 30's, cute face, nice b cups, a pooch, small ass and long black hair. She was wearing shorts and a sheer top. A cute lace bra eventually made an appearance and wound up feeling the lace panties during the massage. The massage was decent and we ended up taking the whole hour if not over a little. Lots of flirting and teasing while face down and she was receptive to my hands roaming over and a little under clothes. (I take it slow with this, don't want to scare them off.) The flip happens and she's massaging the chest and legs while I'm enjoying the view. To my surprise, she goes for the HE and I let the tits out of that cute lace bra. Sucked those cute little nips and couldn't contain jr any longer.

I'd usually tip point 4 but she had me right were she wanted me and compelled me to let go of a point 6 tip. I didn't mind this too much because of the level of service but it could probably be had for the usual point 4.

In the end, a positive dream about a convenient locale even though it's highly visible. Will repeat.[/QUOTE]I went by this one last week. Coco wasnt there, but saw a new girl. Didn't get her name, late 30's, slim, big tits, ok face. Good massage, some teasing, HE on the flip, but roaming hands only on the outside. Still better than most of the action around here.

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Been to Popular Massage several times and have ALWAYS had a good time, but the last two times nothing at all just a little teasing. What gives?