Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=TheSneak;3693913]Without doing research or exercising any leverage, I took a woman upstairs at Red Garter recently. Big waste of money.

There was this one woman, forget her name, who was the hottest dancer by fair. She had huge fake tits, a nice face, was in decent shape, didn't look to be past her prime (a rare combo at this place). I was determined to get some private time with her. I saw her walking around and tapped her on the back asking if she would do a dance. After one of the $20 dances, I said "I want to do more" so she suggested VIP upstairs. I was hopeful that at $275, VIP would mean more action, but I made a rookie move and didn't get any guarantees. I couldn't even touch the pussy. My dick wasn't coming out.

VIP is a waste of money at Red Garter. P.S., the hot dark-haired woman with the big fakes is from Argentina.[/QUOTE]I've been in the back room at Red Garter with a dancer let's just say she wasn't a rookie there, but I don't want to go any further on identifying her. When I asked about the VIP room, she said straightforwardly 'you won't get anything more there than you get in here'. I gave her an extra tip for her honesty, thinking I could share a bit of what she saved me from.

Bare assets had a ton of girls in the club Saturday night. A ton of talent. Met a couple good ones that were not hustlers. Got some good affection in the back room. Red garter is as usual. Many girls and good for a short stop. Teasers going downhill. Maybe had 6 dancers. It was way slow.

First I popped into the Red Garter at around eight on a Wed night. No cover. Belly up to the bar and then headed up to sniffers row. Nice girls. All attractive, although none were of the crazy hot variety. Mix of countries of origin. I got three dances from as many girls, two from Argentina and one Eastern European. All hands on but none went beyond a good friction dance with touching and some nip sucking. $20 each. Felt like good values all around. Very laid back and easygoing time.

Headed to Bare Assets later that night. It wasn't all that busy, but the talent was pretty top notch. Much less easygoing time. No sitting anywhere, even stage side without having a conversation with a dancer. This is a mixed bag for me as I feel like too chummy of a relationship makes for a chatty dance (which I don't really enjoy) but I found the three ladies who occupied my time to be good, charming, companions. I took a German, a Brit, and an Australian (the aforementioned three) back for dances (three or four each). The German was legitimately the best dance I've ever had without extras being brought to the party, and the Australian and English lass are two of the best looking human people I've ever seen naked in real life. I wasn't looking for extras, but am inclined to guess that any of the three of them would have been far too attractive to have to offer any to make a living.

The next night I ended up in Miami at Tootsie's. There were extras there for $200 plus room charge in VIP. Nobody was nearly as attractive as what Key West had to offer, but they were certainly hot, even if the Cuban girls were pretty damn pushy. If you've never been, Tootsies is a monolithic of a club. I counted nearly fifty dancers when they did a lineup for the night shit. The place also has reasonable drinks, good food, cigars, and a bank. It's the kind of place where you can spend $100 or $1000, and have a damn good time either way. It's like an adult Disneyland.

Went to VIP. Its a little house. I came in and they (4) did a line up even the front door girl gets up for the line up after she rang a little buzzer. She said 300 for 30 minutes anything mutual masturbation and buck naked in a private bed. However the girls didn't do it for me. They quickly dropped the rates to $200. Still nah.

Went to teasers $5 entry. Exactly that (teasers). No extras. Cameras over the VIP room. Got a few dances sucked some nips and grabbed alot of ass. $6 beers. $2 watered down shots. I did see soemone I knew so ill be getting all that as a home delivery to keep my mouth shut. I did see a gorgeous blonde brit first day on job. Soooo hot. Got a dance but no FIV. Did suck her nips $20. Regular dances are in a lit big room with other guys there right next to you. I'll stick to miami.

Any reports on this club. I have a friend who is working there now bit not wanting to make that long drive for nothing. Extras available? Cameras in the back? How much are entry or dance fees? ⁸.

[QUOTE=JoePimp;4317633]Any reports on this club. I have a friend who is working there now bit not wanting to make that long drive for nothing. Extras available? Cameras in the back? How much are entry or dance fees? ⁸.[/QUOTE]I haven't been there in a couple of years but its not worth the drive. No back room.

I'll ask my buddy who hangs out there if anything has changed.

I will be visiting Key West for four days for Fantasy Fest this October and during those days I am wanting to visit a local strip club and get some extras at least one of the nights, what is the best club in your guys opinion in key west for this? In both performance, skill, looks and pricing?

[QUOTE=CaptainDL;4440333]I will be visiting Key West for four days for Fantasy Fest this October and during those days I am wanting to visit a local strip club and get some extras at least one of the nights, what is the best club in your guys opinion in key west for this? In both performance, skill, looks and pricing?[/QUOTE]Good luck with that plan. You will have better luck on the street with civilians. And don't get sucked into the place with girls on the porch. Total ripoff.

I was in key west mid August and made it to Bare Assets. There's definitely a share of not so attractive dancers there, but there are a few gems. I went midweek and it was pretty quiet, so I got a lot of attention. Overall, the girls weren't too pushy for my business. I found a dancer I really liked and put most of my tipping money into her. They have a room called Sapphire, or something along those lines, where you pay $ and you get three songs worth of dance fully nude. They also have a two drink policy and a. 1 cover, but I think the quality is worth it.

So was walking around alone looking for something and stumbled upon this place a little drunk. Said fuck it why not thought it was just a strip club. Walk in and 300 right off the rip. I was drunk so I didn't care. Then went to the back kinda weird the woman kept leaving and coming back. Asked for 500 and said fuck it again. Before you know it she brought her friend in and I said ok here is another 500. So after about 1500 dollars it was fun. Not worth it for the money but damn I said I was into dom and I had about 5 girls watching me whipping me and slapping my cock and it was fun LOL. If you are young and have money you can do almost anything you want. But it's kinda a scam. Hot girls tho.

[QUOTE=Dil0213;4537284]So was walking around alone looking for something and stumbled upon this place a little drunk. Said fuck it why not thought it was just a strip club. Walk in and 300 right off the rip. I was drunk so I didn't care. Then went to the back kinda weird the woman kept leaving and coming back. Asked for 500 and said fuck it again. Before you know it she brought her friend in and I said ok here is another 500. So after about 1500 dollars it was fun. Not worth it for the money but damn I said I was into dom and I had about 5 girls watching me whipping me and slapping my cock and it was fun LOL. If you are young and have money you can do almost anything you want. But it's kinda a scam. Hot girls tho.[/QUOTE]Most of those shops are scams. Avoid at all costs.

[QUOTE=Louielouie;4326260]I haven't been there in a couple of years but its not worth the drive. No back room.

I'll ask my buddy who hangs out there if anything has changed.[/QUOTE]This is the one place I have never been to. No back rooms what is the point?

[QUOTE=Burner99;4547658]This is the one place I have never been to. No back rooms what is the point?[/QUOTE]Last time I was there about 15 years ago it was "Woodys home of Big Dick and the Extenders". It was a fun time, Big Dick was the lead singer they would play a couple of songs then he had a knock off Andrew "Dice" Clay routine he would do. When he was done with his set he would say "let's get the wh0res back up up on stage" it was more of a couples, night club scene I also remember There were a handful of single female customers...I know first hand that some of the Dancers back then were available for 'take out'. Openly talking about bachelor parties, deep sea fishing trips and one on one home fun. I'm sure a lot has changed. I drove by there last year on my way to Key West and didn't stop. I've slowly stopped going to clubs over the years. I personally don't think they can compete with the internet.

This past week I strolled past the VIP Club many times. It is located on the famous Duvall St. , down near it's southern terminus. The club is in an old restored Key West building. The porch of the house projects out to within just a few feet of the sidewalk. Many times I saw a pair of girls sitting in chairs on the porch, having a smoke, and calling out to occasional guys as they passed, "just to say hello. " The girls were dressed in stripper outfits, with an abbreviated dressing gown on top, and always had their legs stretched out with their heels resting on the porch railing. It definitely got my attention. The only problem was that these girls had protruding beer bellies, and large butts, . What the hell, some of you dudes might dig it! I never went inside (please see earlier reports on this VIP Club on this board), just reporting a sighting of poozle.

[QUOTE=RockPaper7777;5144027]This past week I strolled past the VIP Club many times. It is located on the famous Duvall St. , down near it's southern terminus. The club is in an old restored Key West building. The porch of the house projects out to within just a few feet of the sidewalk. Many times I saw a pair of girls sitting in chairs on the porch, having a smoke, and calling out to occasional guys as they passed, "just to say hello. " The girls were dressed in stripper outfits, with an abbreviated dressing gown on top, and always had their legs stretched out with their heels resting on the porch railing. It definitely got my attention. The only problem was that these girls had protruding beer bellies, and large butts, . What the hell, some of you dudes might dig it! I never went inside (please see earlier reports on this VIP Club on this board), just reporting a sighting of poozle.[/QUOTE]If you read old posts you will find out people have paid as much as a grand only to ack themselves off. Tourist trap.

Visited the Garter and was loaded with lovely ladies, and was almost instantly approached by several. Lots of sample touches and feels were served up, did a quick private lap dance with one for 20, during which time I was educated on the menu. I was in a good position to pass as my wife was waiting next door at Harry's. Once I went back to the bar stage area the hustle was cordially ended.

The best offer actually happened next door as the local popular rock band jammed a beautiful lady selling Jell-O shots offered to spend the night with us bringing the can of whipped cream. Throughout the night several extremely attractive ladies wired the bar stools for a drink and it was obvious a quick conversation could quickly turn into a prospective amount of enjoyment.

There's plenty of excitement to be found especially near the midnight hour if you know how to look. You might even get lucky with the right couple looking to fulfill fantasy's while on vacation (which by the way is high on the list of interest).

[QUOTE=KJohn58;5146832]Visited the Garter and was loaded with lovely ladies, and was almost instantly approached by several. Lots of sample touches and feels were served up, did a quick private lap dance with one for 20, during which time I was educated on the menu. I was in a good position to pass as my wife was waiting next door at Harry's. Once I went back to the bar stage area the hustle was cordially ended.

The best offer actually happened next door as the local popular rock band jammed a beautiful lady selling Jell-O shots offered to spend the night with us bringing the can of whipped cream. Throughout the night several extremely attractive ladies wired the bar stools for a drink and it was obvious a quick conversation could quickly turn into a prospective amount of enjoyment.

There's plenty of excitement to be found especially near the midnight hour if you know how to look. You might even get lucky with the right couple looking to fulfill fantasy's while on vacation (which by the way is high on the list of interest).[/QUOTE]What was the menu and rates?

Lots of good looking european imports; noting on menu in the club besides feeling their ass and titties up $20/ dance. One was willing to come to my hotel but it didn't seem worth the 500.

[QUOTE=Louielouie;5145823]If you read old posts you will find out people have paid as much as a grand only to ack themselves off. Tourist trap.[/QUOTE]VIP Club actually came up in conversation at work today with someone else who had just been to Key West, he basically described a house with a front porch full of half naked women. I remembered my last trip to Key West (almost ten years ago) we saw a place just like this. Three hotties sitting on the porch calling to us to come inside. We thought it was a strip club so we went in. Turned out to be a fake brothel, and I could tell right away so I got the hell out of there. My friend wasn't so lucky.

I showed my coworker a picture of this place on google and he confirmed that was it. I can't believe this place is still open. I've never seen a more blatant scam in my mongering career. Granted, ten years ago the women were gorgeous. It sounds like now they are running out the B team and even posting fake five star reviews of themselves on Google.

How does a place like this not get shut down?

[QUOTE=MarblesKyle;5325496]VIP Club actually came up in conversation at work today with someone else who had just been to Key West, he basically described a house with a front porch full of half naked women. I remembered my last trip to Key West (almost ten years ago) we saw a place just like this. Three hotties sitting on the porch calling to us to come inside. We thought it was a strip club so we went in. Turned out to be a fake brothel, and I could tell right away so I got the hell out of there. My friend wasn't so lucky.

I showed my coworker a picture of this place on google and he confirmed that was it. I can't believe this place is still open. I've never seen a more blatant scam in my mongering career. Granted, ten years ago the women were gorgeous. It sounds like now they are running out the B team and even posting fake five star reviews of themselves on Google.

How does a place like this not get shut down?[/QUOTE]I can't imagine how that place has survived for so long. Last time I was in Key West was 2009 and that place was already established ripoff shop. Must get getting over on all those cruise ship customers.

I spent a few days in Key West, enjoying the sights, including the sights of the women at Bare Assets. Given the multitude of high priced tourist-oriented businesses, I wasn't expecting much from Key West's strip clubs, but decided that if I was going to give one a shot, I'd visit a club not on Duvall Street, so I walked over to Bare Assets around 8 pm on weekday evening. And was I happily surprised at what I found. While the stage dances were normal, the private dances were full contact, especially from the Latina dancers. Regular laps are $40 per song, but the high level of contact made it worthwhile. Songs are decent length. While I had to stay covered, the dancers did plenty of stick shifting, through my pants or reaching up under my shorts for some direct contact. In the three for $100 room, I was treated to a great deal of lip-to-lip contact, with both sets of the dancer's lips on mine. I spent around $300 and had dances from five dancers and left quite satisfied.

[QUOTE=MarblesKyle;5325496]VIP Club actually came up in conversation at work today with someone else who had just been to Key West, he basically described a house with a front porch full of half naked women. I remembered my last trip to Key West (almost ten years ago) we saw a place just like this. Three hotties sitting on the porch calling to us to come inside. We thought it was a strip club so we went in. Turned out to be a fake brothel, and I could tell right away so I got the hell out of there. My friend wasn't so lucky.

I showed my coworker a picture of this place on google and he confirmed that was it. I can't believe this place is still open. I've never seen a more blatant scam in my mongering career. Granted, ten years ago the women were gorgeous. It sounds like now they are running out the B team and even posting fake five star reviews of themselves on Google.

How does a place like this not get shut down?[/QUOTE]Its not a fake brothel, just an exorbitantly priced one. I've fucked one of them 15 $$ and another offered the sam arrangement but was un connected to the first. This is both in and out of the place so don't think once you get the number to meet outside you will get a reasonable deal. And no I cannot afford this, was just drunk and stupid on 3 occasions.

[QUOTE=Namdat;5533487]Its not a fake brothel, just an exorbitantly priced one. I've fucked one of them 15 $$ and another offered the sam arrangement but was un connected to the first. This is both in and out of the place so don't think once you get the number to meet outside you will get a reasonable deal. And no I cannot afford this, was just drunk and stupid on 3 occasions.[/QUOTE]You got lucky, most guys have to jack off to a nude girl for lot of money.

[QUOTE=Louielouie;5536087]You got lucky, most guys have to jack off to a nude girl for lot of money.[/QUOTE]Strip clubs are not worth it especially in the Florida keys. You want to get laid you would have to spend over $300 for 30 min from these strippers but if some charge you $300 for about 3 hrs then I think it's well worth it. Do you guys agree? To me 3 hrs is a long time. I spent $250 for 5 hrs on a escort about 15 almost 20 yrs ago.

It IS ABSOLUTELY a fake brothel. And I agree that you got very lucky. Almost always it is 800 to jack of while the girl is nude and NO touching allowed at all. These rules are carefully enforced, so it is highly unusual that anything will happen other than a lot of trickery well practice with training that is rather sophisticated such that drunk tourists (the only target, really) don't stand a chance. THERE IS A REASON THIS PLACE HAS BEEN SO LONG IN EXISTENCE. Now, they are free to give out their numbers and often do for OTC. With OTC your chances are much better, but the price will not be.

[QUOTE=FrankSzoll;5538286]It IS ABSOLUTELY a fake brothel. And I agree that you got very lucky. Almost always it is 800 to jack of while the girl is nude and NO touching allowed at all. These rules are carefully enforced, so it is highly unusual that anything will happen other than a lot of trickery well practice with training that is rather sophisticated such that drunk tourists (the only target, really) don't stand a chance. THERE IS A REASON THIS PLACE HAS BEEN SO LONG IN EXISTENCE. Now, they are free to give out their numbers and often do for OTC. With OTC your chances are much better, but the price will not be.[/QUOTE]800? No way.

Yessir! Sometimes more- just to jack off and look at nude girl. I'm telling you it is a sophisticated trap such to the point where the guy just gives up and is GLAD to walk away and let them hit the card for 800 . Afteralll, if you go in stumbling drunk, then later sober up and realize you got a flight to catch with a whole wife and family waiting back home it doesn't seem so bad to take an 800 hit off a card with a 10 k limit, especially when you already probably spent 3-4 k on the trip. And especially considering they already got your thumb print, very wicked place with a very specific target which works perfectly in the dynamic that is kw.

Anyone care to share info on Woodys. Any extras to be had in private dance? How private is the VIP area? Rates for a happy ending.

[QUOTE=DennisonDean;5759540]Anyone care to share info on Woodys. Any extras to be had in private dance? How private is the VIP area? Rates for a happy ending.[/QUOTE]I've been there twice and have still yet to see a girl. Had a few drinks and bounced both times.

[QUOTE=DennisonDean;5759540]Anyone care to share info on Woodys. Any extras to be had in private dance? How private is the VIP area? Rates for a happy ending.[/QUOTE]No private dance area. Unless there's a fishing tournament in town to draw some girls out of Miami there's usually no hot girls there. They don't start dancing until after happy hour.

I quit going several years ago. A friend lives down the street and he goes to Tootsies in North Miami.

Haven't been to KW in 25 years until today. Safe to say everything on Duval is a clip joint. Lots of MP on the way into town, also clip? Anything of note going on in KW or any other key?

[QUOTE=Fiasco20;5764546]Haven't been to KW in 25 years until today. Safe to say everything on Duval is a clip joint. Lots of MP on the way into town, also clip? Anything of note going on in KW or any other key?[/QUOTE]Besides the girls advertising on tryst, this is the only real date that I know of. I have not seen her because of CBJ but she has been around for over 10 years. We used to have a good board here in so fla and I saw reviews. I almost saw her a couple of weeks ago but she was slow on responding. Maybe if you set something up in advance instead of last minute. edited to add, she does advertise in Key West, ask for her snap.

Glad to see some activity here at least. What is a "CLIP" joint. "safe to say clip joints on Duval" I don't know what that means?

[QUOTE=FrankSzoll;5767664]Glad to see some activity here at least. What is a "CLIP" joint. "safe to say clip joints on Duval" I don't know what that means?[/QUOTE]Wikipedia gives a pretty good summary of a clip joint. Chicago has a few that advertise as a spa but everyone knows what the deal is.

Probably heading to Bare Assets tonight unless I hear a better option.

[QUOTE=OrdinaryJohn;5870323]Probably heading to Bare Assets tonight unless I hear a better option.[/QUOTE]This is my main hangout when I am there. It is hit or miss with the girls. Some are more friendly then others. Tip the door guy. He watches the cameras.

[QUOTE=Burner99;5870953]This is my main hangout when I am there. It is hit or miss with the girls. Some are more friendly then others. Tip the door guy. He watches the cameras.[/QUOTE]Went to Bare Assets. Made the mistake of pregaming with a few drinks beforehand so I was a lot more loose with my cash than I should have been. However, I had fun.

Two girls jumped me before I even got my first drink! Guess they spotted the tourist LOL. They were pretty aggressive, wanting me in the Champagne Room before I had taken my first drink. Ended up getting a dance from both of them. Pretty hot I will admit.

After that, they kept on after me. One of them finally gave up, the other kept on. The alcohol was flowing so yep she was finally successful. She wasn't as friendly in private as I was hoping but it was still fun. Latina with absolutely smoking body.

Spent the next hour tipping girls on the stage and chatting with another dancer. She was very nice and not pushy at all. I got a dance from her and then she sat at the bar with me for a while. Actually ended up getting another dance from her before she left.

Last girl I got a dance from (by now I was pretty drunk so spending money wasn't an issue LOL) was pretty forward. I got two dances from her and she was by far the most "friendly". Lots of stick-shifting and biting my ear, showing her pussy etc. Spoke very little english. Told me at the end of the dance she would come to my hotel for 400. I gave her my number and she even dialed my phone to verify. She left and I left soon after. Never heard from her and she didn't return my texts or calls. Probably for the best-- I had already spent waaay more than I had planned.

Most of the girls there were latina, very curvy which is my preference. Wish I could go back soon but probably good to let the wallet recover!

Considering a cheap flight in from Atlanta to Key West. I went once and loved the convenience, relaxed mood of the strip clubs near each other with nearby airbnbs.

Any of the clubs reliable to get #'s or OTC to bring a girl back to my airbnb?

Says $350 for 30 minutes. Is it just dances or is the girl going to upset for BJ or FS?

[QUOTE=HeywoodDJ;6423426]Considering a cheap flight in from Atlanta to Key West. I went once and loved the convenience, relaxed mood of the strip clubs near each other with nearby airbnbs.

Any of the clubs reliable to get #'s or OTC to bring a girl back to my airbnb?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ForestGreen213;6426322]Says $350 for 30 minutes. Is it just dances or is the girl going to upset for BJ or FS?[/QUOTE]These girls are all foreigners who only want to separate you from your money and will say anything to get it.

Go to Tootsies in Miami. Anyone who pays 350 is asking to get ripped off. Read the reviews of he scrub club (now known as the entertainment club) by scrolling down. I know a couple of girls who worked there and the only thing you get is ti jack yourself off.