[QUOTE=Laxman #2]
2 – I wouldn’t f**k her with [b]****[/b]’s dick
[/QUOTE]
there are five *'s in Robux.
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[QUOTE=Laxman #2]
2 – I wouldn’t f**k her with [b]****[/b]’s dick
[/QUOTE]
there are five *'s in Robux.
[QUOTE=lax]2 – I wouldn’t f**k her with ****’s dick
[QUOTE=Loop]there are five *'s in Robux.[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]
While there are four *'s in "Loop", you may be right about that anyway--Robie is about the only guy I know who would fuck a "2" with his own dick...
LL
[QUOTE=Laxman #2]Recently LoveLOS and others on this board have posted on AMP providers and experiences and given LARS™ ratings. In the interest of giving newer members a heads up, the following is reposted.
Originally Posted by Laxman #2
With the Winter Olympics upon us, it strikes me that we need to address the problem of subjective scoring. I would like to propose a standard scoring system for the DC AMP scene that I have named the Lax AMP Rating System (“LARS”™) as follows:
0 – I’m going to slit my wrists
1 – Worst ever
2 – I wouldn’t f**k her with ****’s dick
3 – Really bad
4 – Not recommended, avoid
5 – Adequate, standard fare
6 – Good, above average
7 – Superior
8 – Highly recommended, must see
9 – OMFG, best ever
10 – So good I’m keeping this one for myself
Peace and love
Lax[/QUOTE]Hey Laxman great work:
I also proposed a Big Red SW Looks Rating System.
I have re-printed a portion of that post from 12/5/06.and 1/3/07.
Listed below are samples of stats and several questions for the learned senior members. Or am I making this to complicate. After several years of mongering they all seem to run together, except those exceptional ladies that mind f**k you so you never forget!
Sample Stats
Looks/body/attitude/service
8/9/9/8
Question for senior members:
• Should we standardize statistics, for escorts and SW?
• Should the evaluation criterion be different for escorts and SW?
• Should there be standards for points given? For example:
Now Laxman your excellent LARS™ ratings, in my Professional Mongering opinion, falls in the overall service category.
Big Red’s SW Looks Rating System:
1. Fugly no teeth, hair or skin, scabs only
2. Robux or Curtis Bay Ugly don’t let your friend f**k her
3. Regular ugly not f**ckable unless stoned
4. Minor ugly ok to f**k if drunk
5. Average ok to f**k any time (this is where Big Red tries to draw the line)
6. Pretty and well groomed
7. Attractive face and appearance
8. Hot and sexy looking
9. Model Material
10. Goddess perfect in every way
First let me state I have never picked up a 10 SW so don’t worry about that one. I usually try to set the bar at a five; however in the past when my judgment was compromised, by alcohol or controlled substances I have woken up with 3’s and 4’s much to my own chagrin. Typically we judge people by our own standards; so here goes:
If they are Robux ugly they must be a 2 for Robux to pass, I picked up a 2 at a bar once, she was so excited to have a drunk man of my caliber, she was dragging me out of the bar to have her way with me. I was saved by a friend who did not have beer goggles or mongervision. Since I have never sunken to a 2, It is conjecture on my part that Robux, the fine gentleman(I use that term loosely) that he is applies a similar standard.
Just trying to set the bar
Big Red
As a less complicated alternate I have re-posted a portion of Oriole Mon’s post from 1/3/07
My scale is quite simple when mongering:
N - No good
Y - Pick up, get some, drop off
[QUOTE=Drew Park]Yep, it's me! The one and only. My company moved me from Tampa to DC two years ago. Feel free to PM me, if you like...
Drew[/QUOTE]
YOu ever get laid in one of those famous Tampa strip clubs?
That is so GAY. LOL
All the girls want is something call Benjamin Franklins. Anything else is just not that important. For the fruit bearers on the board, please give us a break on this GAY thing you're doing. Before long, your going to bring them Tampax or Massengales.
PC out
[QUOTE=Junky11]YOu ever get laid in one of those famous Tampa strip clubs?[/QUOTE]
Yes. PM for details. But it doesn't matter since a lot has changed since then.
My second daydream about supra allowed me to meet Jenny.
Jenny was not as pretty as Seven in my last dream, but very cute nonetheless. She had a rockin body with no flab, tremendous natural perky titties, nice firm tight ass, and neatly trimmed landing strip.
Started with an average table shower, then on to a decent massage (with roaming hands around the taint and ass). I then requested AR, she obliged ( I don't care if it's a finger pretending to be the tongue it feels damn good). Then on to CBJ, 69, DATY (tremendous juicy vagine with lots of great moaning sounds)... I got some AR in on her as well, then mish with a lot of titty sucking and a fantastic finish where she faked orgasm.
Afteword some nice cuddling, she gave me three ZRBTTs on the belly button, sucked my nipples a bit and massaged my chest arms and feet. The typical hot towels followed, I also got a cup full of listerine to wash my mouth out. I don't know if that was a sign that I should not have done DATY, or just a courtesy, I definetly swished and gargled tho.
Jenny's personality shined throughout my dream, great talk, sounds, moaning, attitude. This is the second time I've had such great service (many years ago in Columbia, MD) and the first time I've had a dream like this from such a hott woman.
Looks/body/attitude/service
8/9/9/9
Again I am new at describing these dreams and am not ready to hand out a 10 just yet.
Happy hunting
S1
Hey PC.
Ever been to the VIP suite? A small gift to the mamasan has ushered me to the VIP suite lets see. 8 or 9 times. Total out of pocket. Maybe $40. The VIP usually means a few extra things.
Better/faster/longer service.
Seems everyone involved gets down to business quicker and it seems the quality goes WAY up
No waiting when the place is crazy busy.
Ever been stuck in a room for 30 min BEFORE someone comes in. For the small $$ of some fruit or other incidental, I get kicked to the front of the line less constraints on time.
Pace is a little more relaxed.
A larger room.
Enough said here. No stretching and smacking a wall with your hand a larger surface for a massage.
Just nice when group activities call for that second body nobody walking by when you're busy.
It really drives me nuts to hear people walking around in front of the room. Really kills my concentration (personal choice on this one)
It seems to break the ice for a new location as well. The question as to whether I'm LE or not IMMEDIATELY goes away if I have a gift. Works the same for visiting the inlaws (no longer have 'em), a housewarming party, visiting a friend I haven't seen in a while, etc etc.
Don't knock it until you try it.
Emetib!
Cabbie
A little humor. lol
ESCORT ADVERTISEMENT AND WEBSITE DECODER.
Ultimate GFE........ Has a good imagination
I enjoy my work........A highly accomplished actress, fakes "O"s better than Meg Ryan.
Down-to-earth........Isn't high.
Energetic ........Is high.
Discreet ........Too disorganized to keep your personal information.
Outcall only ........Has a car, lives in a motel.
Incall only........Doesn't have a car, lives in a motel.
BBW...........Pick a fold, any fold.
I answer my phone ........No computer.
E-mail me only ........ No phone.
Fill out my online booking form........ You will never get an appointment, ever.
Punctual........+/- 2 hours.
Educated........5 years of high school.
Wants to spend time getting to know you........Kills as much of the hour as possible with idle chit-chat.
Appreciates tips........$200 for a no-touch dance, $300 more for FS.
Girl-next-door..........Has a face like a basset hound.
Mature.............Take her photo, add 15 years.
Classy..........Washes.
University Educated.......... Bartending School.
Sensitive..........Doesn't laugh at you to your face.
Loves meeting new people..........She needs the money.
Lingerie available..........BYO, she'll be more than happy to wear it.
Sensual..........Turns the TV off.
Referrals required..........Wants to gauge how skanky you really are.
Deposit required..........Primadonna.
Sophisticated..........Stops the action to take cell phone calls.
Blonde..........Bad dye job.
Redhead..........Wig.
Couples welcome..........At least women usually wash.
Can bring a friend..........Anything to get you off faster.
Smoker..........6 packs a day.
Non-Smoker..........2 packs a day.
Doesn't do drugs..........That happens after the session.
Face obscured on site for privacy..........Butt ugly.
Elegant Dinner Companion..........A free meal is always nice.
Tight butt..........No hips, ass looks like 14 year old boy.
B cup ..........BB's on a breadboard.
C cup..........B cup.
D cup..........C cup.
DD cup..........Fat.
115..........140.
125..........150.
135..........160.
140+..........A house.
New pics on site..........Reviewers slammed her for dated pics.
I only take 1 appointment per day..........The other 5 are just friends.
My car broke down..........She has better things to do.
My email crashed, I lost everything..........She has better things to do for the next week.
Retirement..........She met a BF who doesn't like her job.
Coming out of retirement..........She was dumped.
Holiday Specials..........Kids need winter clothes.
Light Domination..........You don't want FS? All the better.
If you seek a onetime experience, look elsewhere..........look elsewhere.
Nice apartment..........Doesn't live in a motel.
A few piercings..........Face and bod look like a pin cushion.
A few tats..........More ink than bare skin.
Very accommodating..........Speaks greek if you are less than 6", $100 extra.
Now independent............Too flaky even for the agency.
Genuine pics...........Just not of her.
34-23-34.................. 34-32-40
pc out
Hi Cabdriver52,
WTF is a VIP suite?
LargeRed:
I have only occasionally sampled the SW fare and I find it impossible to co-mingle a SW rating system with one for AMP girls. This is undoubtedly due to my overwhelming preference for Asian women.
One man's opinion.
Lax
[QUOTE=Pcpc1688]That is so GAY. LOL
All the girls want is something call Benjamin Franklins. Anything else is just not that important. For the fruit bearers on the board, please give us a break on this GAY thing you're doing. Before long, your going to bring them Tampax or Massengales.
PC out[/QUOTE]
What in holy hell is gay about going a little bit out of your way to be nice to someone? Treating these girls better than 99% of the guys who see them isn't exactly a dumb thing to do. Especially if you don't mind being treated better than 99% of the guys who see them. Of course the girls are there for the money, I have no illusions about that - but treating them like real people and bringing them a bag of navel oranges or tangerines is worth more than money - in fact, I'm not sure that *any* cash tip can produce the results in service and attitude that having some basic human decency does.
Benchseats Rock
[QUOTE=Laxman #2]LargeRed:
I have only occasionally sampled the SW fare and I find it impossible to co-mingle a SW rating system with one for AMP girls. This is undoubtedly due to my overwhelming preference for Asian women.
One man's opinion.
Lax[/QUOTE]I agree Lax:
I was very impresed with the effort you generated for LARS, you can't compare SW, Escorts or AMP's with the same system. There are not many Asian SW unless you go to Hawaii, British Columbia, Philipines or Thailand. I did see quite a few in Amsterdam, but here on the east coast we are f**ked.
Thanks for the LARS
Big Red
[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock] in fact, I'm not sure that *any* cash tip can produce the results in service and attitude that having some basic human decency does.[/QUOTE]
Alright, who the fuck got hold of BSR's password?
Redman,
As one who occasionally strays across the line dividing AMPs and SWs, I guess I have solved the rating problem (in my feeble little mind) by grading on a curve.
There are many that see an Asian woman as the ultimate fucking machine. I am included in that lot (hence my handle). However, I have attempted to expand my horizons and tastes, and I have been able to effectively do so. Now the white female, the only kind I sought after as a kid, is about fourth in my taste preference--after Asian, Hispanic, and Black ladies. Go figure, but this kind of preference colors the judgement as much as mongervision, making any ratings a personal subjective thing.
AMPS, Strippers, and Escorts are IMHO, expected to be a higher calibre.
The lower tier are SWs and Craigslist girls, and I guess there is about a two point curve I give them... Except at the higher end, where I give them only 1 point to keep from handing out 10's or 11's. (SW's like Essence, Special and the infamous India are true gems) I feel we are lucky in DC, some of the finest quality SWs I have had the pleasure of sampling.
So how does it work? A "7" AMP girl would be about an "8" or "9" on the street and vice versa... I have to agree with you that a "5" on either scale is the lowest I can go when not impaired or desperate to bust a nut... Yes, a "4" in an AMP is like a "6" on the street, but with the average quality and accessability of AMP girls we have here, Atlanta, SanFran, LA, Chicago, etc; why the hell would you accept an average looking woman? Same goes for a stripper or escort, but that is significantly money driven. If I'm going to pay those prices, I expect quality. OTOH, when on those mean steets, you rarely see anything better than a "6" so you gotta take what you can get...
In a bar they serve the basic well brand until you ask for top shelf or extra reserve. In tequilla terms, you see each brand has the regular "silver" stuff, Repasado, and Anejo, and it just keeps getting better. Occasionally you see the special reserve bottles, but the shit is hard to find and very spendy. Sure wish they would label women like that, so you have a clue what you are getting into before you take them to bed...
Oh, that's what this board is for, silly me.
As always YMMV
LoveLOS
[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Alright, who the fuck got hold of BSR's password?
[/QUOTE]
I know, I know - I worked with 9 girls from SEA pretty closely for a year or so in my last job, can't help it if I have a soft spot in my heart for them - and knowing this about myself I very rarely hit the AMP circuit, I [i]will[/i] walk out of there with a wife if I do go with any regularity - but when I go, I always bring something nice to guarantee I'm remembered and treated well - Toblerone works nicely. So nicely I once got a recipe for marijauna chicken in addition to not regularly offered anal from a Burmese chick I used to see.
BSR
[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Alright, who the fuck got hold of BSR's password?
Redman,
As one who occasionally strays across the line dividing AMPs and SWs, I guess I have solved the rating problem (in my feeble little mind) by grading on a curve.
There are many that see an Asian woman as the ultimate fucking machine. I am included in that lot (hence my handle). However, I have attempted to expand my horizons and tastes, and I have been able to effectively do so. Now the white female, the only kind I sought after as a kid, is about fourth in my taste preference--after Asian, Hispanic, and Black ladies. Go figure, but this kind of preference colors the judgement as much as mongervision, making any ratings a personal subjective thing.
AMPS, Strippers, and Escorts are IMHO, expected to be a higher calibre.
The lower tier are SWs and Craigslist girls, and I guess there is about a two point curve I give them... Except at the higher end, where I give them only 1 point to keep from handing out 10's or 11's. (SW's like Essence, Special and the infamous India are true gems) I feel we are lucky in DC, some of the finest quality SWs I have had the pleasure of sampling.
So how does it work? A "7" AMP girl would be about an "8" or "9" on the street and vice versa... I have to agree with you that a "5" on either scale is the lowest I can go when not impaired or desperate to bust a nut... Yes, a "4" in an AMP is like a "6" on the street, but with the average quality and accessability of AMP girls we have here, Atlanta, SanFran, LA, Chicago, etc; why the hell would you accept an average looking woman? Same goes for a stripper or escort, but that is significantly money driven. If I'm going to pay those prices, I expect quality. OTOH, when on those mean steets, you rarely see anything better than a "6" so you gotta take what you can get...
In a bar they serve the basic well brand until you ask for top shelf or extra reserve. In tequilla terms, you see each brand has the regular "silver" stuff, Repasado, and Anejo, and it just keeps getting better. Occasionally you see the special reserve bottles, but the shit is hard to find and very spendy. Sure wish they would label women like that, so you have a clue what you are getting into before you take them to bed...
Oh, that's what this board is for, silly me.
As always YMMV
LoveLOS[/QUOTE]Hey LL,
I think you have the AMP/SW handicapping system down. Of course the Oriole Man Y/N system is simple and can probably be used drunk or stoned.
I am with you and not sure exactly why white females are lower on my list, could be marriage to one for 20 years, breeds complacency. I have had many Asian civilians, and SW in the 70’s and they really did not rock my world, different time different place.
Right now my preference is Hispanic, Black, White and Asian, I have not been to an AMP in years, perhaps it is time to visit. I know how to cure monger fever and a Hispanic/Black Booty attack. I think I need a yellow fever cure.
Does it really run sideways
Big Red
In the interest of research, and satisfying my own curiosity, I daydreamed I visited MiniSpa again.
The door was open this time. I was sat in the waiting room for 30 seconds. I was presented with Sofia. I asked for another provider, but was told 'we are very busy now'
I wasn't thrilled but went with it because I didn't want to drive across town. Standard TS, but no thorough rectal scrub. You can imagine what that didn't lead to.
Sofia is 5'4, maybe 110#. K-girl / HK mix.
Face 6
Bod 6 too thin for me, soft a cups, no ass, but long gummybears which work for me
Rub and Service was a 7
Attitute was an 8.
Very enthusiastic french lession followed by a very tight ride in several positions. I would take it or leave it. Based on service I would repeat. Based on attraction I won't. YMMV.
PP
[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]What in holy hell is gay about going a little bit out of your way to be nice to someone? Treating these girls better than 99% of the guys who see them isn't exactly a dumb thing to do. Especially if you don't mind being treated better than 99% of the guys who see them. Of course the girls are there for the money, I have no illusions about that - but treating them like real people and bringing them a bag of navel oranges or tangerines is worth more than money - in fact, I'm not sure that *any* cash tip can produce the results in service and attitude that having some basic human decency does.
Benchseats Rock[/QUOTE]Well in all fairness, I did get the response I was looking for however it wasnt meant to seem like Im a cold and heartless person. I know the game well and I know what they really like, and thays Ben Franklins to send the the motherland.
PC out
[QUOTE=pussprowler]In the interest of research, and satisfying my own curiosity, I daydreamed I visited MiniSpa again.
The door was open this time. I was sat in the waiting room for 30 seconds. I was presented with Sofia. I asked for another provider, but was told 'we are very busy now'
I wasn't thrilled but went with it because I didn't want to drive across town. Standard TS, but no thorough rectal scrub. You can imagine what that didn't lead to.
Sofia is 5'4, maybe 110#. K-girl / HK mix.
Face 6
Bod 6 too thin for me, soft a cups, no ass, but long gummybears which work for me
Rub and Service was a 7
Attitute was an 8.
Very enthusiastic french lession followed by a very tight ride in several positions. I would take it or leave it. Based on service I would repeat. Based on attraction I won't. YMMV.
PP[/QUOTE]
What the hell is a gummybear?
Van
I have to respectfully disagree with my learned colleague LL. While I share his preference for asian and hispanic women, in my view there is no way that SW and AMP girls get rated on the same scale. They are completely different categories.
Question: How would you rate the former Maya from DT if you saw her hanging out on the stroll at 3 AM? Talk about a traffic jam!
Lax
I think that's reasonably good creative writing there. When he wrote "gummybears," in my mind's eye I saw long, suckable nipples.
Was I wrong?
O 46
[QUOTE=Laxman #2]How would you rate the former Maya from DT if you saw her hanging out on the stroll at 3 AM? Talk about a traffic jam! [/QUOTE]
Nah, just a few dozen rear-end collisions and an equal number of monger whiplash!
[QUOTE=Pcpc1688]I know the game well...[/QUOTE]
You keep saying that... is that like some sort of positive reinforcement? Because you know that shit doesn't really work - but it is kind of funny when you see people walking down the street mumbling repetitive phrases to themselves.
"I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well..."
and maybe one day you will.
Benchseats Rock
[QUOTE=Odysseus 46]I think that's reasonably good creative writing there. When he wrote "gummybears," in my mind's eye I saw long, suckable nipples.
Was I wrong?
O 46[/QUOTE]
That's just the analogy I was trying to craft. And chew I did! :o)
PP
Puss,
ROTFLMFAO! I love the gummys analogy.
Looks like Bench got his S.O. off the keyboard.
[QUOTE=Laxman #2]Question: How would you rate the former Maya from DT if you saw her hanging out on the stroll at 3 AM? Talk about a traffic jam!
Lax[/QUOTE]The only reason I put SWs on the same scale, albiet graded on a curve, is to keep from admitting I'd fuck a 3 on the Lax AMP Rating System (“LARS”™) scale. :D
Maya is pretty much one of those rare 10's as an AMP girl, so she would have to draw an 11 if I were cruising Vermont/K St. when the AMP closed... She probably is the most beautiful woman I have been with. If she were on the stroll, then LAX would probably start doing SWs right then and there...
[QUOTE=Big Red50]
Right now my preference is Hispanic, Black, White and Asian, I have not been to an AMP in years, perhaps it is time to visit. I know how to cure monger fever and a Hispanic/Black Booty attack. I think I need a yellow fever cure.
Does it really run sideways[/QUOTE]
It only runs sideways when she is sitting on you in some funky ass position. I think the sideways thing got started cause them Asian pussies are so much tighter, harder to get the ole shlong in there sometimes...
Check your PM.
LL
[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]You keep saying that... is that like some sort of positive reinforcement? Because you know that shit doesn't really work - but it is kind of funny when you see people walking down the street mumbling repetitive phrases to themselves.
"I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well..."
And maybe one day you will.
Benchseats Rock[/QUOTE]Box,
Why are you beating me up so bad? I am entitled to my opinions as you are yours. Please stop preaching and patronizing me.
Thanks,
PC
[QUOTE=Odysseus 46]I think that's reasonably good creative writing there. When he wrote "gummybears," in my mind's eye I saw long, suckable nipples.
Was I wrong?
O 46[/QUOTE]
The "gummybears" came after the reference to her ass. My first thought was hemorrhoids; but hey, that's me.
[QUOTE=LoveLOS]
Maya is pretty much one of those rare 10's as an AMP girl, so she would have to draw an 11 if I were cruising Vermont/K St. when the AMP closed... She probably is the most beautiful woman I have been with. If she were on the stroll, then LAX would probably start doing SWs right then and there..[/QUOTE]
That would be a correct assumption on your part my friend ;) Although the most enchanting woman in my book was Bebe who briefly graced us at Sun maybe two years ago now. Angel wasn't hard to look at either :D
Visited Sun the other day after calling ahead for an appointment with Honey. All the letters of the alphabet were on the menu and it was just what the doctored ordered to cure my yellow fever.
Honey LARS Rating:
Face 8
Body 8.5
Attitude 9
Service 9
SMWSLT
Lax
[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo]The "gummybears" came after the reference to her ass. My first thought was hemorrhoids; but hey, that's me.[/QUOTE]
Dang, you painted a pretty bad picture there S.H. My sick and feeble mind cannot take that gross stuff LOL
on a comparison note.. AMPS in DC are still a good bargain compared to Howard County. According to my friend who happens to be a Howard County AMP owner, the owners have got together and are now charging $70 for 45 minutes even though they advertise and hour. The 45minutes will be shortened to 20 minutes when busy. Table Showers are going to be a thing of the past as many of them have been forcibly removed by HoCo inspectors!
Think about it...you give your own stand up shower, most of the time your shortened time will be 20 mins instead of an hr, and they are all older providers in their 40's and 50's. HOCO or DC...let me see...I think DC!
[QUOTE=Pcpc1688]Box,
Why are you beating me up so bad? I am entitled to my opinions as you are yours. Please stop preaching and patronizing me.
Thanks,
PC[/QUOTE]
For starters, you're a noobie who calls me Box Springs Squeak - unless LL told you to, but he didn't.
You're entitled to your opinion to be sure, but that doesn't mean you're right.
As for preaching, it comes naturally - as for patronizing you, as far as I am aware, I've never given you so much as a dollar. Ohhhh, you meant the other way.... um, about that... I'm afraid the answer is no.
Good solid reporting and respect for other members and people; these are the ways to get me off your back.
Benchseats Rock
Eye Bar is not open. Phone not answered. Sign on door says "Construction Check back 15 Jan". Noises behind door. Sign last week said check back 8 Jan. Oh well. Wish they would put the sign someplace other than at the top of 4 flights of stairs!
On a better note, 1333 is up and well. Short but sweet time with May. Her rating:
Face 7
Body 8
Attitude 8
Service 8 -- Only for the short duration.
[QUOTE=Pcpc1688]Box,
Why are you beating me up so bad? I am entitled to my opinions as you are yours. Please stop preaching and patronizing me.
Thanks,
PC[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]For starters, you're a noobie who calls me Box Springs Squeak - unless LL told you to, but he didn't.
You're entitled to your opinion to be sure, but that doesn't mean you're right.
As for preaching, it comes naturally - as for patronizing you, as far as I am aware, I've never given you so much as a dollar. Ohhhh, you meant the other way.... um, about that... I'm afraid the answer is no.
Good solid reporting and respect for other members and people; these are the ways to get me off your back.
Benchseats Rock[/QUOTE]Hey Bench:
Do I smell Napalm?
Just wondering
Big Red
[QUOTE=Pcpc1688]That is so GAY. LOL
All the girls want is something call Benjamin Franklins. Anything else is just not that important. For the fruit bearers on the board, please give us a break on this GAY thing you're doing. Before long, your going to bring them Tampax or Massengales.
PC out[/QUOTE]Some of us may not be macho men super studs, especially the superannuated ones. Some of us may like it when the K-girls chew our nipples and do FUTB. But Jackson makes it OK for us to be like that without having our masculinity questioned or our gender orientation stated wrongly.
[QUOTE=Jackson]No Flaming: Please do not post any messages that harrass, insult, belittle, threaten or flame another member.
SPAM Spam is defined as postings to the Forum that are contrary to the purpose of the site, including:
Homosexual Messages
Personal Insults & Attacks
Hate Messages
General BS[/QUOTE] With that said, some of your posts have been quite good. I hope you will continue to post and even continue the humor. But be careful. BSR has inherited TM's crusade against uppity newbies. In time you may be admitted to Olympus where thunderbolts are tossed back and forth with relative impunity.
What is 1688 besides the year of the Siege of Londonderry, Ireland?
Pax (latin for peace), Double Nickle
[b][size=5]Cops are at Kinja and busting the place.[/b][/size]
[b][size=3]This is a real time report.[/b][/size]
[b]Forewarned is Forearmed.[/b]
Benchseats Rock
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Today I dreamed I visited Sun. Part of the dream was a nightmare...NO RUNNING WATER! Wash cloths to start and forget about any AR.
For some reason (a parking spot at 3:30 in DC) I decided to stay and indulge in Gina. Turned out to be a good decision.
Resident provider for approximately 2 weeks. She is about 5'4, slim with a square waist. However she does have nice legs, nice butt, nice natural reactive a-cups, and a very cute face (mild K-features). Engrish is decent, and she is very willing to open up about whatever I wished to talk about.
We started with a brief cleaning. The massage opened up with a lot of foot work on PPs back (always a fav). The rest of my rub included some excellent stretching, very hard massage (strong hands), and lots of chops and pops. Gina is very well trained.
The main event began with lots and lots of b2b, tongue massage, light touch etc. The flip began with some very enthusiastic french lessons with serious attention given to the feelings of PP's huevos. "we feel very happy" is what I recall hearing. We rode happily off into the sunset in several variations of RCG, which included some very nice scenery of the grand canyon and pacific rim. Too bad I forgot my camera.
At the end she proudly stated "I won!" She did win round one anyway, but I happily accept the challange to another bout. We lied around and chatted for a while until my time expired.
LARS scale ratings:
Face 8+
Bod 7
Attitude 9
Massage and Service 9
Overall an 8+ I would repeat and recommend.
Enjoy!
PP
I used to go to DT. I believe this place is still close. Also, Washington Post does not carry any ads for DC places any more. So can anyone let me know what is available around the Verizon ctr? Or any place near the metro. Will much appreciated.
[QUOTE=trav]I used to go to DT. I believe this place is still close. Also, Washington Post does not carry any ads for DC places any more. So can anyone let me know what is available around the Verizon ctr? Or any place near the metro. Will much appreciated.[/QUOTE]
Trav:
Welcome to DC buddy! Our research team is gearing up and will have the answers and intel you seek shortly. The regulars on the DC Board are always ready to help.
Hold your breath ;)
Lax
PS: As an alternative you could read the last week to ten days of posts on this thread and I assure you you will find what you are looking for.
Saw Nikki at 1333 yesterday. Very nice thin body and real breasts afaik. She gave a fast TS not worthy of mentioning and after drying off. Let's put it this way, she didn't bother with formalities at all. Not even the merest consideration of a massage. Not to say that this was all business in the meanest spirit of the word. No she was more than interested in her own "successful arrival". Again and again. Needless to say a had a full-course meal. And then some. As dreams go this one was worth remembering. The rest of the visit was enjoyed by all.
I have to say that if at all possible I will be back. I highly recommend her. Not 10's across the board but easily straight 8's except for attitude. Now that was a 10.
As always YMMV.
[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock][b][size=5]Cops are at Kinja and busting the place.[/b][/size]
[b][size=3]This is a real time report.[/b][/size]
[b]Forewarned is Forearmed.[/b]
Benchseats Rock
This alert has been brought to your critical attention by the Monger Information Network.[/QUOTE]Hey Bench:
Thanks for sounding the alarm.
Question if you are in the middle of something when the place gets busted:
1. Can you finish?
2. Do you get a refund of tuition?
3. Do you get a rain check?
4. Do you invoke the Clinton DC Sex Rule " I did not have sex with that Asian Women, technically by defenition?
This is multiple choice, take as long as you like to answer.
Just wondering? (I have been wondering about a lot of things lately)
Big Red from Balmer
[QUOTE=Big Red50]Hey Bench:
Thanks for sounding the alarm.
Question if you are in the middle of something when the place gets busted:
1. Can you finish?
2. Do you get a refund of tuition?
3. Do you get a rain check?
4. Do you invoke the Clinton DC Sex Rule " I did not have sex with that Asian Women, technically by defenition?
This is multiple choice, take as long as you like to answer.
Just wondering? (I have been wondering about a lot of things lately)
Big Red from Balmer[/QUOTE]
This time around it went something like: get dressed quickly and pretend it's your first massage ever and you are shocked and appalled at the insinuation that there is anything untoward happening at these places. An hour or so later you get to take off the handcuffs and sign a summons to appear in court. As for a refund, YMMV depending on if it really was your first time there and if you helped or hurt the AMP in your conversations with the fuzz.