General Reports

[QUOTE=Jule Chrd]I checked out the scene. Good money, but so risky. I sure as hell wasn't putting myself at risk by busting out with anything that was incriminating, especially over the phone. So thats how I would spot em. I always ask first off if they are affilliated W/ LE in any way shape or form. They are supposed to tell you. I have actually avoided a few cases that way; but when it comes right down to it- who wins? They don't always have to be a member of LE to trip you up. They wanna make some money, pick up some scared ass broad, scare her and there she is. A familiar face. I just learn to put myself in their shoes. I think about the precautions I would take. If I'm walkin down the strip and some guy pulls up right on chicago road blockin traffic, either this dude is a dumbass, and I'm not about to get in the car with this box a rocks or its the man. Especially if he is trying to come off like he is a regular. They know the rules. You still gotta take into consideration the crackhead moves pussyhead whatver, hey maybe you can catch one of them 2 looses squares, $5, and a colt 45 kinda broads for them end of the month and still gotta pay the carnote kind of times.[/QUOTE]I think I killed a few brain cells trying to decipher this. WTF?

[QUOTE=MS Clive]Folks,

Bareback FS is simply crazy. Too much risk.[/QUOTE]

I'm sick of the all crazies from both sides of this BB issue, those who risk it and tell vs those who strap up and preach about how fucking safe and sane they are because they do when the use prostitutes.

All I can say, is that after so many condom busts, rips and tears when I've been busy pounding away inside some tight pussy, I've often pondered this simple question: Weren't my balls getting pussy juices all over them anyway? How fucking safe was that?? Even paramedics and cops wont touch that shit without latex gloves on! Its all the dirty fucking fluids...

And don't fool yourselves about condoms which don't protect against all the other shit these broads that get high usage carry around anyway; crabs, ringworm, TB, Hepatitis etc... Its all a crap-shoot, whether you fucking street girls, CL/escorts or high price amps they all turn anywhere from 2-10 tricks a day, and none of them are as clean as you think, and I mean any of you...

[QUOTE=Sir Phukzalot]I'm sick of the all crazies from both sides of this BB issue, those who risk it and tell vs those who strap up and preach about how fucking safe and sane they are because they do when the use prostitutes.

All I can say, is that after so many condom busts, rips and tears when I've been busy pounding away inside some tight pussy, I've often pondered this simple question: Weren't my balls getting pussy juices all over them anyway? How fucking safe was that?? Even paramedics and cops wont touch that shit without latex gloves on! Its all the dirty fucking fluids...

And don't fool yourselves about condoms which don't protect against all the other shit these broads that get high usage carry around anyway; crabs, ringworm, TB, Hepatitis etc... Its all a crap-shoot, whether you fucking street girls, CL/escorts or high price amps they all turn anywhere from 2-10 tricks a day, and none of them are as clean as you think, and I mean any of you...[/QUOTE]
We're all adults here. We all know the risks of mongering, even with a raincoat. But I agree with Clive. While it's even worse for a girl, even a guy's chance of catching something goes up substantially playing without a raincoat.

The only way of making your chances so low of contracting STD's as to be statistically insignificant is to stop all mongering. And if you do contract something using a condom, you have no one to blame but yourself because you took on those risks when you decided to monger. And if you contract something without using a condom, you assumed those risks as well.

If you shave your shit (as a lot of you do, according to the pics) you're inviting infection, more than others. Some shit is contractable by skin, & other shit by fluids. Warts are gonna get you, the biggest. Most wide spread disease, when your balls are slapping, as will Herpes. Some others are only fluid transfered. I shave, myself. So, I'm not preaching. I don't do SW's, though. Only CL type girls. Tell yourself what you want, but those girls ARE less risk than your $10 SW's. They get bigger $$ & insist on safe play, for the most part. It's still a bad percentage crap shoot. Have fun.

Quote:" I don't do SW's, though. Only CL type girls.


Sorry to tell you but those CL girls are the same as SW if not worse. We've all seen those ads were those chicks are in those same shitty hotels that all the SW work in. The CL girls are all doing the same things the SW but are more likely not to rush you, have a place for you to go, and are better actresses. They are no more or less immune to disease than any SW.

As far as shaving when the skin is bare you are more likely to contact skin diseases such as herpes and warts. When there is some hair there you at least have that as a buffer for protection.

Stay safe , strap up.
Lady

[QUOTE=Ms Lady1234]Quote:" I don't do SW's, though. Only CL type girls.

Sorry to tell you but those CL girls are the same as SW if not worse. We've all seen those ads were those chicks are in those same shitty hotels that all the SW work in. The CL girls are all doing the same things the SW but are more likely not to rush you, have a place for you to go, and are better actresses. They are no more or less immune to disease than any SW.

As far as shaving when the skin is bare you are more likely to contact skin diseases such as herpes and warts. When there is some hair there you at least have that as a buffer for protection.

Stay safe , strap up.

Lady[/QUOTE]To true, some of the CL girls are SW who you could get off the s for less. They try and get you for more when you call them off cl.

Jule Chrd said "always ask if they're LEO" "and there suppose to say if they are"
Are you kidding me - Here is a news flash - LEO can and does lie.

[QUOTE=Jule Chrd]I checked out the scene. Good money, but so risky. I sure as hell wasn't putting myself at risk by busting out with anything that was incriminating, especially over the phone. So thats how I would spot em. I always ask first off if they are affilliated W/ LE in any way shape or form. They are supposed to tell you. I have actually avoided a few cases that way; but when it comes right down to it- who wins? They don't always have to be a member of LE to trip you up. They wanna make some money, pick up some scared ass broad, scare her and there she is. A familiar face. I just learn to put myself in their shoes. I think about the precautions I would take. If I'm walkin down the strip and some guy pulls up right on chicago road blockin traffic, either this dude is a dumbass, and I'm not about to get in the car with this box a rocks or its the man. Especially if he is trying to come off like he is a regular. They know the rules. You still gotta take into consideration the crackhead moves pussyhead whatver, hey maybe you can catch one of them 2 looses squares, $5, and a colt 45 kinda broads for them end of the month and still gotta pay the carnote kind of times.[/QUOTE]You need a code book to break this one down to layman terms.

[QUOTE=Sir Phukzalot]I'm sick of the all crazies from both sides of this BB issue, those who risk it and tell vs those who strap up and preach about how fucking safe and sane they are because they do when the use prostitutes.

All I can say, is that after so many condom busts, rips and tears when I've been busy pounding away inside some tight pussy, I've often pondered this simple question: Weren't my balls getting pussy juices all over them anyway? How fucking safe was that?? Even paramedics and cops wont touch that shit without latex gloves on! Its all the dirty fucking fluids.

And don't fool yourselves about condoms which don't protect against all the other shit these broads that get high usage carry around anyway; crabs, ringworm, TB, Hepatitis etc... Its all a crap-shoot, whether you fucking street girls, CL/escorts or high price amps they all turn anywhere from 2-10 tricks a day, and none of them are as clean as you think, and I mean any of you...[/QUOTE]This is a useless discussion - Its all about percentages.

Anyone who does not use protection is obviously at much greater risk.

Those who use protection are 'much' safer.

Don't go to war without a vest.

Always wear your protection.

DD

When LE has the purpose of conducting police business they do not have to tell you whether or not they are LE. Only in a dire situation where they have asked for assistance and are not involved in a sting or other LE business.

This urban legend was started in the 70's and still carries on today.

Bottom line is they do not have to tell you they are LE.
If they want you they will get you and let the courts figure it all out.

Something else I saw is girls who post on their CL ads that they are only accepting money for companionship and no sexual purposes or intent of breaking the law. A disclaimer of sorts. This does not stop LE from going after them and can not hold up in a court of law.
So gentlemen do not be fooled. No LE have to tell you anything but what they think you may want to hear.

Stay safe, strap up

Lady

Search Jule Chrd for her first post, and I promise everyone here that you will say WTF as you are falling out of your chair in laughter.

Ass Attack

Quote: "You still gotta take into consideration the crackhead moves pussyhead whatver, hey maybe you can catch one of them 2 looses squares, $5, and a colt 45 kinda broads for them end of the month and still gotta pay the carnote kind of times."

You need the decoder ring that they have in the box Cherri-ho's cereal !!
Its a light flakey taste that will keep you coming back for more.
Then you can parlay the shiznay of da bidnezzz.
This is all reminiscent of that movie by Chris Rock called "Pootie Tang."

Having grown up in Chicago I just assume that everyone knows that if Chicago LE wants you you're going downtown - either battered or not and sometimes you can't even control that.

As to the whole legal disclaimers and what not, the best practice I've ever encountered is the girl who meets you, NEVER discusses money, does the deed and only collects as an afterthought on the way out. Classy.

One of my red flags with an escort is the woman who demands payment up front. Could be a sting but is much more likely to be an under performer, upseller or thief.

"As far as shaving when the skin is bare you are more likely to contact skin diseases such as herpes and warts. When there is some hair there you at least have that as a buffer for protection."


Yeah.... that's exactly what I said. Thanks for arguing with me, & agreeing at the same time. Also, if you think the $300+ escorts are still as much of a risk as the $20 SW's, you're just not that bright.

[QUOTE=Captain Stiffy]"As far as shaving when the skin is bare you are more likely to contact skin diseases such as herpes and warts. When there is some hair there you at least have that as a buffer for protection."


Yeah.... that's exactly what I said. Thanks for arguing with me, & agreeing at the same time. Also, if you think the $300+ escorts are still as much of a risk as the $20 SW's, you're just not that bright.[/QUOTE]

Gotta go with Ms Lady's comment below on this one.

Sounds like several of you are under a big misconception, quite a few $20 SWs are "one timers" or "once a while" workers, really! And some aren't. I've run into many who are out far less frequently than many of the CL workers who book themselves all day solid for back to back action.

Bottom line is this, high usage = higher risk, period. Not every street girl goes without protection and is a crackhead, and of course, not every CL, AMP or Escort girl isn't on crack and DD free either...

As someone below said, we are all adults and we all know the risks. My point was simply for people to stop slamming each other just because they covered the first few inches of their tool with some latex and someone else did not.

Quote:


"Yeah.... that's exactly what I said. Thanks for arguing with me, & agreeing at the same time. Also, if you think the $300+ escorts are still as much of a risk as the $20 SW's, you're just not that bright."

You think CL girls are the gold standard for profession and " I'm not that bright?"

Let me let you in on a little trade secret my friend a provider is a provider whether you pay a girl $30 or $300 dollars she is still a provider.

There is an old joke that goes:

There was a gentleman on a plane sitting next to a gorgeous woman. He told her " you are so beautiful , if I give you a million dollars would you give me a blowjob in the bathroom , if I could prove to you you would not get any disease and have no repercussions?"

The woman said "Sure I'll do it gladly."

Then the man said " if I give you ten dollars would you give me that same blowjob?"

The woman was appalled and said " what kind of girl do you think I am?"

The gentleman replied "Madame we already established that and now we are just haggling over the price."


Captain Stiffy,
While I don't know you well enough to insult you as you have me . I will tell you that paying more money money for a provider does not make you an expert on providers. Nor does that make you any better than informed our fellow mongers who pay less. In fact some of the more educated Mongers know that its the way you treat yourself and the provider as to what type of deal you get. Either way if it works for you then the best of luck to you.

Stay safe, strap up,

Lady

[QUOTE=Ms Lady1234]Quote:

"Yeah.... that's exactly what I said. Thanks for arguing with me, & agreeing at the same time. Also, if you think the $300+ escorts are still as much of a risk as the $20 SW's, you're just not that bright."

You think CL girls are the gold standard for profession and " I'm not that bright?"

Let me let you in on a little trade secret my friend a provider is a provider whether you pay a girl $30 or $300 dollars she is still a provider.

There is an old joke that goes:

There was a gentleman on a plane sitting next to a gorgeous woman. He told her " you are so beautiful , if I give you a million dollars would you give me a blowjob in the bathroom , if I could prove to you you would not get any disease and have no repercussions?"

The woman said "Sure I'll do it gladly."

Then the man said " if I give you ten dollars would you give me that same blowjob?"

The woman was appalled and said " what kind of girl do you think I am?"

The gentleman replied "Madame we already established that and now we are just haggling over the price."

Captain Stiffy,

While I don't know you well enough to insult you as you have me . I will tell you that paying more money money for a provider does not make you an expert on providers. Nor does that make you any better than informed our fellow mongers who pay less. In fact some of the more educated Mongers know that its the way you treat yourself and the provider as to what type of deal you get. Either way if it works for you then the best of luck to you.

Stay safe, strap up,

Lady[/QUOTE]Hey, now, I worked as a call girl for a min, but 90% of the time I'vve been out in FH and chi rd so you got me wrong if you think I'm tryin to say a cg is any diff or less at risk or what seems to me you mustve been workin somethin similar to me I don't do the pimp thing so I just worked as a cg for a min to grab some clientel found some spots in the city and learned some tips and tricks-I was up and out. There were some people out in these parts I gothundreds from, but we do what we do and not one girl out there can say they haven't turned a trick for less than they wanted to. You do that a couple times learn from it, then those times become few and far between. I'm worth a million bucks.

I was just settling for less unfortunately. I'm learnin. Tryin to stay off the streets. Good thing I am or my name would e in the paper right now too. I wouldn't be out right now, thats for sure.

The SW's get out of one car, get into another, & repeat all day/night, every day. A LOT off them, based on reports, have no problem with BBBJCIM. Very few CL type providers will allow this, & they don't do 20 "jobs" per day. A lot of the CL type girls are very attractive, while the SW's look like they slept in a dumpster. Some probably have.


This is my opinion, based on what I've seen. I'm not here to argue, & I'll stop there.

I dont know when this will show up, but I just picked up a dynamite HSW part timer who has no pimp and 2 kids. She needs some yen, and after a great mouthy non verbal communication, I dropped her off at Archer and Cicero.

Cute, petite and not on drugs. Clear eyes, no slurred speech and great mouth.
This was around 11:30 A.M.

Huge1

After reading JULE CHRD post I suddenly felt like the duck in the AFLAC commercials after spending time with Yogi Berra in the barber shop.

Short review: Becky-solid all around experience

Long review: Revisited my favorite O’HareAsian incall, to see Becky. Mid-20 something T-gal with so-so bolt-ons (but great nips) and a great all around body. Partially trimmed, cute love box. After preliminaries, went straight at it with an excellent CBJ followed by 69. No digits or L/DFK permitted but the alphabet soup of positions was performed with no rush. Very pleasant provider, Dutch left with a smile.

Hello Chi Town denizens. Go Bears!

Has anybody tried any of the following:

1) Lake Street Girls
2) Polish Princesses
3) "Paige" who has been posting on Midnight Chicago

I saw one remark on "Lake Street Girls", that it was a "ripoff". I need more info., I have some bucks to spend and am willing to pay more for a few good lays. Does "ripoff" mean they are cute but you can get 20 BJs from burro blower streetwalkers for their one hour rate? Or does "ripoff" mean they spend the hour sipping a coke and then arrest you or worse?

[QUOTE=Jason Czecago]Hello Chi Town denizens. Go Bears!

Has anybody tried any of the following:

1) Lake Street Girls
2) Polish Princesses
3) "Paige" who has been posting on Midnight Chicago

I saw one remark on "Lake Street Girls", that it was a "ripoff". I need more info., I have some bucks to spend and am willing to pay more for a few good lays. Does "ripoff" mean they are cute but you can get 20 BJs from burro blower streetwalkers for their one hour rate? Or does "ripoff" mean they spend the hour sipping a coke and then arrest you or worse?[/QUOTE]

Lake Street Girls is a jackshack. I've heard good things about Polish Princesses, but most escorts are out of my price range. Couldn't tell you about Paige.

How is Jason's last name pronounced?

[QUOTE=George W. Bush]How is Jason's last name pronounced?[/QUOTE]
Carefully !!!!!!!!!!!

Just the way its spelled.
Wo-jcie-ho-wicz ....................
Wojciehowicz

Guys, regarding Paige...there is enough info out there to make the call on Paige from Midnight Chicago. She's a thief who will get your cash and dash.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]Lake Street Girls is a jackshack. I've heard good things about Polish Princesses, but most escorts are out of my price range. Couldn't tell you about Paige.[/QUOTE]Thanks, you people are beautiful. I pronounce my name "check-cago", but then, I pronounce Hagen Daz "Hey-gun Daze". My name is derived from Czech Republic, I am a famous monger from the Prague board. If you make the journey, you might see me at your hotels breakfast room at 8 am with a face glazed by drying pussy juice.

[QUOTE=Jason Czecago]Hello Chi Town denizens. Go Bears!

Has anybody tried any of the following:

1) Lake Street Girls
2) Polish Princesses
3) "Paige" who has been posting on Midnight Chicago

I saw one remark on "Lake Street Girls", that it was a "ripoff". I need more info., I have some bucks to spend and am willing to pay more for a few good lays. Does "ripoff" mean they are cute but you can get 20 BJs from burro blower streetwalkers for their one hour rate? Or does "ripoff" mean they spend the hour sipping a coke and then arrest you or worse?[/QUOTE]


Polish Princess about 6 months ago was great.. Very get down to business, but good time, I only tried 1 time as for an ESC price I have to really enjoy to go back...

Picked up an older b/sw at Lake and Austin Sat. around midnight. Parked between some cars along the train parking area. Enthusiastic bbbj for 20.

I have seen Samantha from P. P.

She was incredible. Multiple pops and no-rush, all doneup to the nines. Heard alot of good things about Alexis as well, yet have not had the pleasure. I really miss Juliette. That Girl had it all.

Pamela's baywatch Babes are for real also. I have seen Suzanna YMMV but mine was spectacular!

As long as you have the neccessary screening info you will have a great time. The cake may be the issue but ya get what ya pay for.

It's worth it to me to not see officer unfriendly's lights in my rear view.

I went out trolling just after dark yesterday and today. Not much yesterday, saw a 6-7 wsw on Pulaski S of Armitage, swung around and missed her walking up another block. Swung around again, and didn't see her but saw a leo down the street with lights flashing so I turned the other way and moved on. Saw a few bsw on Cicero, but not my thing.

Today was looking good on 47th, I saw a 2 nice looking wsw they both looked like they could have been stung out, but it was also cold. This was E of Archer, one was out for a while I saw her on two passes like a hour or more between. I would have grabbed her but I went around the block and saw a leo looked like a transit leo just parked with his headlights on a block down. I doubt it was a sting but to close. I saw a 7-8 young wsw or better on Cicero N of Archer by the wg she was talking to a cab driver in the cleaners parking lot. I gave her the eye and she looked at me but I think she wanted people to pull into the lot to get her I didn't think that was a good idea, but she looked good and I would have. I pulled a U turn with maybe 3 other guys and I think she got in a pickup. This one looked real good if anyone else caught her. Then there a larger wsw walking on Cicero in the same area. I got lucky on 47th near Kedize passed 2 leo one City driving through the shell and a county checking out the stroll on 47th passed the girl I picked up. I almost took a pass but she looked good solid 7 lsw or wsw wasn't sure. I got a toothy bbbj for 2 jackson's did not feel like haggling.

[QUOTE=Pinobtok]I have seen Samantha from P. P.

She was incredible. Multiple pops and no-rush, all doneup to the nines. Heard alot of good things about Alexis as well, yet have not had the pleasure. I really miss Juliette. That Girl had it all.

Pamela's baywatch Babes are for real also. I have seen Suzanna YMMV but mine was spectacular!

As long as you have the neccessary screening info you will have a great time. The cake may be the issue but ya get what ya pay for.

It's worth it to me to not see officer unfriendly's lights in my rear view.[/QUOTE]

I saw Alexis yesterday and I was very pleased. Her body is great and multiple pops were allowed. Very relaxed and not a clock watcher!
I will see Samantha next!

[QUOTE=Ed Wood] I saw a 7-8 young wsw or better on Cicero N of Archer by the wg she was talking to a cab driver in the cleaners parking lot. I gave her the eye and she looked at me but I think she wanted people to pull into the lot to get her I didn't think that was a good idea, but she looked good and I would have.[/QUOTE]Think I saw her too earlier this week. Blond. It's hard to get a real good look when you're zooming down that area @ 50-60 mph. I was in the middle of work, so I had no time to check her out. I also saw a couple more wsw between 50th & Archer on Cicero, and one of them was talking with LEO, maybe about their plans for the Super Bowl.

Anyone hooked up with her?

She's near Midway.

Had a quickie with her today. Calls you back using caler id.

Like her online picture--a little chunky but what's the saying--bigger the tush the easier the push. Nice natural C-D tits. No carpet.

Very friendly and acomoddating--seemed to enjoy. Got mr stiffy up with no problem. Prefers mish over cowgirl.

I heard that Alyssa got busted last week in that sting in ELgin/Hoffman Estates? She the one from PlushProductions.

Ass Attack

The Alyssa those guys down there are talking about is a different Alyssa. This one's blonde and chunky, big knockoids. She used to be out by o'hare where she used me up one day. She was nice, good service for a great rate.

I've been a little shaky about seeing her (blonde chunky alyssa) again because of the midway location...seems there are a couple of heavy pimping operations down there and her pics underwent quite a change when she started shacking up on the south side. I don't have a spell that i can cast on the pimps yet so I watch my step with presence of those things. When I saw her by O'hare, she seemed to be on her own..never can tell though, right?

Maybe Tommy Knockers could indicate whether he was comfortable and safe, etc?

The Alyssa that Ass Attack is referring to is one half of the duo of Holly and Alyssa...i do believe. Yep, "Plush Productions"..LOL...that shit cracks me up.

They are both brunettes and seem to be northwest most of the time, so that would make sense according to the location of Ass Attack's reference to a bust.



Make sure you wash your cracks and tell her the same.

Had a good time in my visit yesterday.

No comfort (or security) problems whatever. Apparently management of the building knows she's in the "adult" business and hasn't given her any grief....or called Uncle LEO. Would seem management's desire to make a buck overrides any desire to be a snitch.

She put a clean sheet on the bed before doing the deeds ;-)

Offered a clean towel for my post-deed cleanup ;-)))

A good experience all together.

I've seen Alyssa too not bad she is a little on the chunky side but very friendly she even want to kiss me ??? I Passed on that but this was when she first came on the scene out in elk grove , I have seen her posting out in midway but time and money are an issue for me ?? So I have not been a busy beaver



well be safe and becareful dudes

The very hot young blond that has been working on cicero is named Ashley, she's from TN. Her friend looks almost exaclty like her, both in their 20s, hot hot blonds with very very tight bodies. Ashley is a natural 36 DD, just huge tits. Ashley goes back to TN on Friday, so get her while you can. She is out on cicero and is a major looker.

100 for half/half and .5 for BJ.

Well worth it. Hotness like this is rarely seen on the srteet scene.

Stafa