2000-2004 Archived Reports

Hmmm...

Me thinks that CT Hobbyist is trying to post an ad for his website...

Yeah, yeah several online sites with updated listings.

Eros DC
DC Exotics
DC Erotica
Hot DC Nights
Escort America

Good places for reviews:

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TheEroticReview.com
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Have to watch out for online scams relating to providers setting up escort listing websites then filling it with ads for their own agency girls, most of whose pictures are fake and the names have changed several times. --> Several such scam artists have ads on Eros DC by the way.

** First indication that something might be wrong with an escort is when you call the number asking for a particular girl who just happens to not be available, but oh they can set something up with this other girl who will just be several minutes late to the appointment and at a different hotel than the one you set up to go to with the people on the phone. RUN, RUN, AS IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!!! Save your money for another day of sordid pleasurings. Don't listen to the little troll in your pants telling you just to go for it with the 500lb behemoth awaiting you inside. **

[QUOTE]Originally posted by fantasyzfreddy
[i]Hmmm... *sniff* *sniff*

Me thinks that CT Hobbyist is trying to post an ad for his/her? company...

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If you think that, then your paranoid, but I understand why you might make such an accusation. I am just trying to help you guys out, and I found a lot of good incall girls from that website when I lived in DC, and trying to pass the info along to you all, as the street scene has deteriorated rapidly the last few years. I am just a hobbyist like the next guy, and thought I found a good resource, so I thought I would pass it on. Oh well, enjoy it if you try it, else good luck with the same old same old!

Visited Downtown on Sunday at around 2pm.

I got Mimi. She was about an 8, with a pretty face and big, firm, fake boobs. She was nude throughout the thorough massage. Nothing special on the FS.

I thought I had read that you could pick from a line-up, but this was not the case. They seemed to have a couple of girls working there, and I recognized one from a regular place I used to go to in Mont. Co..

Is there a place that offers a line-up? Where is it?

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Bysshe
[i]Freddy:

I agree that if it's a federal probe, they're not too concerned with arresting any hapless customer that might be in the midst of erotic excess when they bust in.

The danger to us hobbyists (ah, rationalization, thy name is euphemism) is from the DC Police, who are perfectly willing to pursue those sort of charges, and even more from News 4 cameras and the like, who would just love footage of people vainly trying to shield their faces as they scurry out of the raid.

Trashman:

You're right - there are definitely a number of hotties available, both at Royal and at other places. But we're in agreement too that a steday diet of Asian poontang, while certainly better than sitting at home yanking your pud to old [i]Love Boat[/i] reruns, stil loses something in the long run.

In Virginia, there is at least one place that doesn't advertise, has all the clientele it needs, and features a very nice mixture of nationalities and races. I won't publicize the name or exact address; those already in the know will know it when I say it's near Costco in Newington. I would hate to give a roadmap to this place here and then find it busted.

The question -- is there a similar establishment in DC or Maryland?

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Waldorf is good... try the little house down the road from the spa's - there is a new self storage facility right behind it... I am a frequent visitor there and you will enjoy FS without any problem. The place in Newington - could you give me details/location backchannel at mikey1227@hotmail.com... much appreciated

- Mikey

As I have said before, I haven't been to Downtown in a while. Went twice about three years ago when it was called Tokyo Garden. Both of those times a lady would approach me as I was sitting on the little couch by the door enjoying a beer and ask me if I was ready. She also asked if I wanted to wait and see another girl if I didn't want to see her. So basically my impression was that it wasn't so much a line-up, as a thing where you could wait for another lady to finish up with another customer if you didn't want the first lady.

Only time I went to a massage parlor where there was so much as a line-up was out in Frederick, MD at the Alpine Spa. I have been there about three or four times, only once did I get that line-up of about 4 girls. Since then I am greeted by one lady who then becomes my masseuse for the session. No asking if I wanted to wait for another lady. Although only once did I wish I had gotten the lady who greeted the guy before me. She was a blond with large perky tits. Probably doesn't work there anymore.

Anyways... a few details about Alpine Spa in case you are wondering. Definitely not a FS place. They tell you that up front. HR only as far as I can tell, with a full strip down and light petting. The girls expect a large tip for their efforts. Typical setup with a table shower, sauna, jacuzzi, table massage in private rooms. Set prices of between $110-160.

The old forum had a trail regarding Clicks Bar and the action surrounding it. I went there one night, too early I knew, but I had to see this joint for myself. What a dive! but, you could see how it could be really cool with lots of late night sluts. So...what's the latest? Is it alive or dead and what time should you show up to score with decent looking selections?
Are there any other alternatives similar to the Midway in Baltimore's block?
As I have said before, AMP's have become boring. I did take some advice from an earlier posting and checked out the ads in the City paper. Lots to choose from, but quality is not great. one ad for Cherry Hill promises lots of girls and when you call and are specific about what you want, they assure you they got it, but upon arrival, it's apparent that it's just one black chick that doesn't look too bad but couldn't suck or fuck worth a damn. major rip off in terms of quality. Tried another that turned out to be a skanky crack hoe, ugh!
Tried one other that although a little heavy, is a real little young **** that clearly likes it. One time she couldn't make time so she got a friend of hers to take her place that was equally slutty in terms of letting me do whatever I wanted, no matter how degrading. Wow! Next time, i'm doing them both together.
Still, the search for the perfect ***** eludes me. You find a great looking one with a great body and they've got too many rules like no BBBJ, or no anal, or no pussy eating or some other bull. You find one that will let you play the way you like, but you compromise on the looks department. It's frustrating, but I will keep searching and find her!

Trashman:

A bit more detail on your will-do-anything finds would be appreciated. It's great to brag about a find - greater still to share info, eh?

HEY I ORIGINALLY POSTED ABOUT THE "CLICK BAR" and getting an SW near the hotel on Rhode Island.

THE "CLICK BAR" is a real dive, but it is a place the SW choose to gather at for a quick drink.

When I visit D.C. I sit in the car and see who is coming through the area to the bar. I seldom go in. I have some SW who I have befriended, and I will go in with them, or ask them to get me this type is lady. I look alot like a damn cop, and a lot of good SW will become very nervous around me. till they know I am "okay."

.... I have found a good number of SW I can pick up near Club 55 on "K" street. Good quality, good price. $50-75-100. according to looks, dress, and possible pimp.

.... I also hang out at the Texaco station on New York Ave., or see if I can book a quick room for the day at the motel right up the street. I don't stay there, I get a hotel in Silver Springs, Maryland. But, I get the room for sex with the SW. So I have a place to go. Get a room early, because these ladies work out of them, WHICH IS A BIG AZZ "PLUS." You can go door to door. There is a lot of LE through the lot, and the area. This is good for your safety, and great, so now you can save money on room fees. And you can max after a good hard nut.

Up the street is a lot of corner SW, so you can tell them to meet you at the motel. .
.... I have had 7 SW @ $75 each for FS, at my room, and the SW like staying in the area of safety. I have yet to have any trouble.

I have seen a lot of trouble in the area. Good Luck, being alert, being extra careful, and Prayers, have kept me safe.


((((((( WORD UP .... JUNKMAIL220@EMAIL.COM )))))))


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BYSSHE

Details huh? Ok, best I can do is to suggest you get a copy of the City Paper and call some of the girls advertising to get a feel for them.

One will describe herself as a redhead 38DD. The reality is she's a little heavy, but well proportioned.

Details on the sex...no inhibitions at all. will play any role you want. Deep deep throat, any position and anal.

BBBJ no problem everything else safe. No rush. Nice dirty talker if she senses you like it. Great fantasies in this girls head including bestiality.

As wild as I continue to get with her, she keeps up!

I saw older posts on Latin Palace in old Forum that were pretty negative. See new ad in AMP section of sports for them so I called. $75 for massage and FS was the description. Anybody have experience with them?

Trashman, I saw the ad myself in this morning's Post. I have never been there but am tempted as hell to go. I would love to have a Latino piece of ass. But I have read some negative stuff about this place, dirty, etc. I called them a couple of times. The last time I called, she said they had a "beautiful girl from Venzuela". I said, "only one girl?" and she said yes. I asked about parking and she (the "receptionist") said she didn't know for sure but said I could park at the gas station across the street. Sure, and get towed! Also, she said that when I got there to call on my cell phone and she would come down and open the door. I told her that I didn't have a cell phone (guess I should get in the 21st century, but I'm an old fart). She said she would watch for me. Apparently they are on an upper floor. I never went. Too far for me. I guess you could take the Metro. There is a Metro stop about a half mile from there. Not sure about the area though. $75 is a little high for house fee. I wonder what FS would cost? Maybe less than a hundred. That would make it comparable to the AMPs. But don't know. If you try it out, please let me know here or at my email. traveler_va@hotmail.com. I am also trying to find out about an AMP in the Newington area in Virginia near Cosco. They don't advertise. If anybody has any info on that, I would appreciate it. I visited HWC in Lakeridge Friday. Read my post at the Northern Virginia board. Great Service, Great Girl, Great Everything!

This post has some more information on the Latin Palace:

http://www.gentlemensreview.net/dcforum/DCForumID5/272.html

An official review:

http://www.sex-reviews.net/Reviews/Display/parlor.php?city=Washington+DC&type=Massage+Parlor

I guess it's a hit or miss.

Traveler, thanks for info. I was under the impression that FS outside of DC especially in NOVA was pretty difficult to come by in most AMP's and there are lots of rip off groups in NOVA that advertise as incalls but are really nothing more than HF houses.

DCSTUD, thanks for the post. Great sites with lots of good info.

Limited posts on them regarding Latin Palace, but they appear to agree essentially with negative comments I have seen so I will take a pass.

I have two incalls that I can use any time I want at $180, but you know what they say, variety is the spice of life! So, I am always looking for a new adventure that's better than the one before.

I also saw the ad for the Latin Palace in the Washington Post last Friday. Drove by and discovered that it is in a fairly crappy neighborhood, at 233 Florida Avenue NW (need to put the NW in!). There is no parking on the street as Florida Ave. is one of the busy cross-town streets in DC. There is no Metro close by, and I would be very hesitant to recommend that someone walk from the Metro through that neighborhood unless they were well-armed or as muscular as The Rock. I ended up not going in, and based on the reviews already posted on the Internet, it sounds like I didn't miss much.

Judging from the hot responses on even a hint of non-Asian pussy available in an incall or MP type situation, I vote that we band together and start our own business! Gotta be better than workin' ! Besides, it would be necessary to audition new talent for the house.

Sometime early this summer, I am interested in putting together a Baltimore Block party for mongers where we do some serious Block club hopping as a group, picking up the cream of the young **** crop as we go and then head for a hotel or condo or the like with the girls and gangbang the hell out of them all night. Shared costs should be really reasonable. Any interest?

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HEY TRASHMAN,

.... I AM IN CINCINNATI, OHIO ... and I would be willing to visit during your Block Club Party. Sh-t like that NEVER could happen here.

EMAIL ME AR JUNKMAIL220@EMAIL.COM.

IF IT IS AROUND A TIME i CAN MAKE IT i WOULD LIKE TO VISIT.

The closest I have been is D.C., New York Ave., and the surrounding area. SEE my past post, and my post below !!!!


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Invitation to local mongers: I had a partner in crime lined up for a 2 on 1 gangbang with a willing and eager participant, but he's had second thoughts and canceled.
Participants are 25 years old, 36DD-24-36 couple to choose from.
Serious interest only please! I will back channel email you details.
If you have any doubts, see Baltimore post from Incognito.

Trashman:

Send me an e-mail nutrafingod@hotmail.com.

Street action???

Does anyone have any news on the street action. It used to be pretty good a few years back...

[QUOTE]Originally posted by hargow20
[i]Street action???

Does anyone have any news on the street action. It used to be pretty good a few years back... [/i][/QUOTE]

Starting at 8pm on till midnight the girls seem to like hanging out over near the 12th - 14th street and M - Kstreet areas. A little later on, I have had decent luck up on New York ave near the old Hecht's building, and at some of the gas stations before the Taco Bell. If you can't find any there, there is a hourly place over on Rhode Island that if you can find, you might be able to find a SW around.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by TrashMan
[i]Sometime early this summer, I am interested in putting together a Baltimore Block party for mongers where we do some serious Block club hopping as a group, picking up the cream of the young **** crop as we go and then head for a hotel or condo or the like with the girls and gangbang the hell out of them all night. Shared costs should be really reasonable. Any interest? [/i][/QUOTE]

Very interested. When would you be thinking about, and how can I contact you?

CT,

Provide me an emeil address and I will back channel you. Otherwise, stay tuned for more info. A monger party on the block isn't exactly state secret, but after hours activities ( the real fun and entertainment ) will be limited to those we know or are comfortable with.
Probably July at this point, but if that changes will keep posted

as a fellow hobbyist i suggest what is needed here is a location of a reputabale ho house in the dc area in baltimore 98%of the strippers get down for the "get down" so they are easier to locate
we need to put our heads together and come up with something maybe a call list of fs independent providers to meet all of our needs. the amps are getting rich off of us!!!!!!! and i'm getting tired of them anyhow. please post if you have any ideas on how we can organize and make our"thing" more effective

dc/md/nova unite

dstruggle
Therein lies the problem because the minute there exists what you seek, LE becomes aware and would shut it down, possibly with one of us inside at the time ( very embarrassing at the least and downright ugly at the worst ), generally because large groups of horny guys are incapable of keeping anything secret for very long and this essentially public forum isn't very private obviously.
Sharing of basic information without too many details will go a long way to all of us getting what we want without spoiling it.
Too many drinking at a well soon dries it up.

To DStruggle,

We need to get the girls to start posting as well. They can set up e mails and phone numbers and we can all live one happy life. No more LE problems. Very easy. We can buy them beepers as well.

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....... If some of these SW would use a little uncommon sense they could make a small fortune and avoid LE, IF they would just think like a business person. I meet an SW at (see my report in archives). She gave me her number, and I called her several times. After referring several WSG poster to her (she is $80-125 a whop), I told her that if I come to DC I will be looking forward to a few FREEBIES FROM HER. she said I would have to pay like everyone else. I talked her into a 50% discount ..... I say Bull to that. I had more than 40 WSG men referred to her. And I got no finders fee. If someone is guiding business to an SW, you better take care of them. She didn't I have STOPPED directing buz to her, and she even called to find out. I told her ..... she still thought she was right ..... NO REFERRENCE FROM ME. THINK about it 45 men @ $125 a whop equals $5625. SHE LOST THAT MONEY ....

WOMEN GET A BUSINESS SENSE ABOUT YOU AND LEARN TO KEEP GOOD CUSTOMERS HAPPY ... ESPECIALLY ONE WHO REFER OTHER PEOPLE TO YOU ..... THINK ABOUT THE LOSS OF "MONEY" !!!!!!!


So, even if you get them a pager, cell phone, or anything else, if they have NO business sense ..... it is useless !!!!


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what i am saying is lets get together at least the independets that do full service and are repututable that are steady. with contact no#. do not post it here but maybe a yahoo club? for our area. I am open to ideas. where there is a will there is a way

I have 4 regulars that are very reliable and clean ranging from tame to really wild that I would be happy to share contact info on but am reluctant to do so in this environment so your idea is a good one

[QUOTE]Originally posted by WORDUP
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I told her that if I come to DC I will be looking forward to a few FREEBIES FROM HER. she said I would have to pay like everyone else. I talked her into a 50% discount ..... I say Bull to that. I had more than 40 WSG men referred to her. And I got no finders fee. If someone is guiding business to an SW, you better take care of them. She didn't I have STOPPED directing buz to her, and she even called to find out. I told her ..... she still thought she was right ..... NO REFERRENCE FROM ME. THINK about it 45 men @ $125 a whop equals $5625. SHE LOST THAT MONEY ....

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Yeah, Wordup. You should make her pay you half for every referral you gave her. Whip her ass with a car antenna until she does. That's what any self-respecting pimp would do ;-) .

-hobbit

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HOBBIT YOU ARE RIGHT,

.... I was emailed by a lot of WSG brotha's and I gave them the information. I evewn called her for some of the very timid guys, and got them "HOOKED UP." In this way they got their feet wet, and do not end up spinning their wheel, and not getting any PooN.

....... This SW does not have a pimp that I could see when I was there, but that does not mean she did not have one. For that part, he should be making sure I am very happy, for I get him paid .... that is "if" a PimP exist.

....... I hope to be back to DC sometime this summer, or at last the fall. I like to stay in Silver Springs. The hotels there have some FINE ASS hotel SW working the bars. I did not get a chance to work them, the last time I was there. I only had 4 days to check out the district, and I had to go on the info from the old post of yearsssss ago. I found the SW on New York by accident by going too far the wrong way. And the SW at the Rhode Island hotel, she was just sitting there. So I ask how to contact her, while the guy paid for the room. I had to SW (1) black, (1) latino. But the hotel won't let two girls in a room at the sametime, so we were leaving to go to another hotel.

....... WELL, I will still help SW out as I travel, because it helps the folks on the WSG most. Especially the ones who do not always use uncommon sense, or are too timid, to come to an SW.

....... I AM JUST SO DAMN TRIED of these guys getting ripped off at these MP, and other place, by people who take there money, and give them NOTHING in return ..... THAT IS TOO F 'ed UP !!!!


Fornication Under Consent of the King ....... It !!!!!!!




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Hobbit and Wordup,
You guys sure do talk some shit.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by WORDUP
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....... WELL, I will still help SW out as I travel, because it helps the folks on the WSG most. Especially the ones who do not always use uncommon sense, or are too timid, to come to an SW.




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Word, I hear you! I do the same thing when I travel. Always try to help the ladies and the guys on WSG. Helping others motivates me to do the basic research, which as you know can be very demanding and can require sacrifice.

Last winter I drove to DC for business and to do some selfless "research" on the street scene. About the time I got into the city the alternator on my truck started to die. Lights dimmed, electrical sytem began to shut down. It was about 10 p.m. and 20 degrees out and I'm thinking to myself, "What the fuck am I going to do now?"

I pulled off the beltway into College Park, MD and started looking for a gas station or a motel or some source of assistance before my engine died completely. And I'm lost. But what did my eyes see first - a streetwalker! So I did what any self-respecting gentleman would do. I set aside my personal problems to help the poor lady in distress.

The truck kept running long enough for me to enrich her some $30 and a load of my special vanilla pudding for sustenance during the cold night. This also took the edge off my dispostion, but I did it mostly for her, you understand.

Before the engine died I took her back to her place and found an auto parts store. I parked in their lot and slept in the truck until they opened the next morning. Bought a new alternator, installed it, and drove on my way, a satisfied and somewhat lucky hobbit.

True story. I guess I'm just addicted to helping others.

-hobbit

this message is to trashman email me at dstruggle_2000@yahoo.com with what you have i have contacts in the baltimore area for fs independents. I will also email u the name of newly formed club

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HEY HOBBIT,

.... I truly understand .... It is hard for me to resist a decent SW wherever I go. As I said I was in DC the Fall of 2001, for 5 days, and had pnly been in DC, 4 years before that. So I forgot a lot of what I learned before, and could NOT remember, where I picked up the SW, the first time. And the old post were NOT as helpful as I would have liked. So I went to a strip club, bought a few guys some drinks and they told me where to find the SW. They told me New York Ave., but I was traveling the wrong part of NY ave.. By accident I went what I thought to be too far and "BOOM" I FOUND THEMMMMM !!!!!

At that point I was in SW Paradise. The Sw were so FINE I knew they had to be the police. Black, White, Orientals(which always STAY busy), Latino, tall, short, thick, thin, model quality and So-So.

..... Hobbit I am in Cincinnati, Ohio, and ain't SHYT here. LE has got this city on lock down!!!! NO SHYT, IT'S THE TRUTH. Even a half ass SW can ask for big money, becoz there is NO competition.

..... I will admit I was very, very surprised to see SW with pimps. I thought pimps were a thing of the past (70's) I had a pimp take kindly to me, and want to offer me some of his better girlz. He would call them up and have them meet me back at my hotel. I decline for "I TRUST NO DAMN ONE" !!!!

.... HOBBIT .... I can not affort to go to DC, for I woukd end up spending about $200 a day on SW's. I would be broke in NO Time.
This is why I have to go to Memphis, Detroit, Brooklyn Ill/East St.Louis, and else were to get good cheap quality (???) .

I want to go to DR with JimmyDR, near the end of July, but internation travel right now is a real pain in the AZZ.

WELL, CHECK OUT IS NOW .... GOT TO "GO" !!!!!!!




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dstruggle,
Check your email for reply

TrashMan,

I'm coming into town this week and would love some info on your wild independents.

My experience is the same with the tradeoff of looks vs. permissiveness.

If I have to chose one, I'll go w/wildride.

Seems like the independents are a better way to go than AMP's.

I have some Dallas info and other locals to trade if you want.
Backchannel me at rocketman9us@hotmail.com.

Thanks

Rocket
Check your email

Booty,
Exactly when are you in town? Staying where? For long long/ From Where?
I can probably help you out.
Does race , age, etc. matter?

Bysshe - my e-mail is [email]mikey1227@hotmail.com[/email]... I would really like to know where the AMP in Newington near Costco is... it is a convenient area for me, and good places in No Va are hard to find... Thanks


[QUOTE]Originally posted by Bysshe
[i]Freddy:

I agree that if it's a federal probe, they're not too concerned with arresting any hapless customer that might be in the midst of erotic excess when they bust in.

The danger to us hobbyists (ah, rationalization, thy name is euphemism) is from the DC Police, who are perfectly willing to pursue those sort of charges, and even more from News 4 cameras and the like, who would just love footage of people vainly trying to shield their faces as they scurry out of the raid.

Trashman:

You're right - there are definitely a number of hotties available, both at Royal and at other places. But we're in agreement too that a steday diet of Asian poontang, while certainly better than sitting at home yanking your pud to old [i]Love Boat[/i] reruns, stil loses something in the long run.

In Virginia, there is at least one place that doesn't advertise, has all the clientele it needs, and features a very nice mixture of nationalities and races. I won't publicize the name or exact address; those already in the know will know it when I say it's near Costco in Newington. I would hate to give a roadmap to this place here and then find it busted.

The question -- is there a similar establishment in DC or Maryland?

- Bysshe [/i][/QUOTE]