Massage Parlor Reports

What a let down this girl was. She advertises on Backpage with some trashy pics. $60 for HH massage / body rub. Apartment north side, knock on door and yapper dog starts barking. She answers door wearing sweats and a big t-shirt. Leads me to a bedroom that is dirty with crap all over. Dog won't stop barking until I say something and then she tells it to shut up. Asks for donation up front. *Warning sign* Tells me to get comfy as she takes off her shirt. Big saggy tits with fat gut. She grabs some lotion and starts to work on the johnson. No massage just straight to it. Well it went down hill from there. Needless to say I left un-full filled. Steer clear of Star!

The massage place on Trent is open again fellow mongers! Anybody try it out yet?

[QUOTE=MannCock;1864264]The massage place on Trent is open again fellow mongers! Anybody try it out yet?[/QUOTE]I've had a regular provider that I've been seeing for almost a year when visiting here so I haven't had anything new to report, hence my lack of involvement here. However, I felt a change of pace was in order this week.

I don't even live here but I TOFTT this week.

Short Story:

This place has potential but it was self-serve. I had a whacky lady though so it was probably her. I would try again with a different lady. YMMV.

Long Story:

Short and skinny Chinese lady, cute but probably in late 40s named S*sh. Table shower and 60 min massage for 65 bucks. Table shower was good and cleaned the crack and her arm kept bumping the Johnson. It seemed at this point that extras were a sure thing. Massage was good and lasted the full length. During the massage she didn't resist my massaging her legs and butt and she kept bumping the boys when face down. When face up she wasn't shy about bumping Johnson and she even did the slow reach down while standing at my head so that her boobs smothered my face several times. It seemed that extras were a sure thing (ISTEWAST). She told me several times how handsome I was, she would stop massaging and lay her head down on my chest- ISTEWAST. She covered my eyes at one point and kissed my lips. ISTEWAST. Then the end came and she said "all done!" I was like wait, you forgot something. I grabbed her hand and tried to place it down below. She resisted and I had to motion for lube to do it myself. She got it and put it in my hand. I got her to rub my niples and balls while I finished myself. When she could tell I was getting close she started crying! Like out loud with the most disgusting look on her face. Totally made me feel like shit. There was no stopping at this point. She gave me a towel and motioned where on my body I needed to clean up. It was really weird. I tipped 20 for the good massage. She was very nice after and got me a glass of water and walked me out the door. Ran into another monger waiting in the lobby.

Noticed the opening of Absolute on Trent and got curious enough to check it out. Found it on Google maps but it was hard to find once I got out to look for it. Turns out the sign was totally blacked out with spray paint. Is this due to harassment from LE? I would have to guess it is as there is no other good reason I can think of. I suspect they are under a ton of scrutiny from local LE and the girls must know it too. I doubt they will be offering extras for a very long time, but any of you fellow mongers with deep pockets should check it out and post.

Be careful out there. LDP

[QUOTE=LuvDaPuss; 1891111]Noticed the opening of Absolute on Trent and got curious enough to check it out. Found it on Google maps but it was hard to find once I got out to look for it. Turns out the sign was totally blacked out with spray paint. Is this due to harassment from LE? I would have to guess it is as there is no other good reason I can think of. I suspect they are under a ton of scrutiny from local LE and the girls must know it too. I doubt they will be offering extras for a very long time, but any of you fellow mongers with deep pockets should check it out and post.

Be careful out there. LDP[/QUOTE]WTH dude! Did you read the post below you?

[QUOTE=NeverTell; 1871053]I've had a regular provider that I've been seeing for almost a year when visiting here so I haven't had anything new to report, hence my lack of involvement here. However, I felt a change of pace was in order this week.

I don't even live here but I TOFTT this week.

Short Story:

This place has potential but it was self-serve. I had a whacky lady though so it was probably her. I would try again with a different lady. YMMV.

Long Story:

Short and skinny Chinese lady, cute but probably in late 40s named S*sh. Table shower and 60 min massage for 65 bucks. Table shower was good and cleaned the crack and her arm kept bumping the Johnson. It seemed at this point that extras were a sure thing. Massage was good and lasted the full length. During the massage she didn't resist my massaging her legs and butt and she kept bumping the boys when face down. When face up she wasn't shy about bumping Johnson and she even did the slow reach down while standing at my head so that her boobs smothered my face several times. It seemed that extras were a sure thing (ISTEWAST). She told me several times how handsome I was, she would stop massaging and lay her head down on my chest- ISTEWAST. She covered my eyes at one point and kissed my lips. ISTEWAST. Then the end came and she said "all done!" I was like wait, you forgot something. I grabbed her hand and tried to place it down below. She resisted and I had to motion for lube to do it myself. She got it and put it in my hand. I got her to rub my niples and balls while I finished myself. When she could tell I was getting close she started crying! Like out loud with the most disgusting look on her face. Totally made me feel like shit. There was no stopping at this point. She gave me a towel and motioned where on my body I needed to clean up. It was really weird. I tipped 20 for the good massage. She was very nice after and got me a glass of water and walked me out the door. Ran into another monger waiting in the lobby.[/QUOTE]What a bizarre visit! I'm guessing the massage was nude and if she was touching your junk, I wonder what the problem was. Perhaps when they get more established and are sure your a regular and not LE there will be more on the menu.

Decided to try the new place on Trent and was glad I did. My experience was nearly identical to the one posted by Never Tell below so I won't bore you with a repeat of the details. The lady was named Tina, 45 ish, Chinese and very pleasant. The shower was good and the massage was excellent. However it was mostly DIY when it came to junior. Maybe I'm getting old but the massage part of the experience is almost as enjoyable as the other. I've never been a big fan of DIY but apparently that's all you get there. I will go back just for the great massage and maybe it will get better on the next visit. The door was $0.65 and she seemed happy with the $0.20 tip.

[QUOTE=LuvDaPuss;1901950]Decided to try the new place on Trent and was glad I did. My experience was nearly identical to the one posted by Never Tell below so I won't bore you with a repeat of the details. The lady was named Tina, 45 ish, Chinese and very pleasant. The shower was good and the massage was excellent. However it was mostly DIY when it came to junior. Maybe I'm getting old but the massage part of the experience is almost as enjoyable as the other. I've never been a big fan of DIY but apparently that's all you get there. I will go back just for the great massage and maybe it will get better on the next visit. The door was $0.65 and she seemed happy with the $0.20 tip.[/QUOTE]I went back recently and got Tina this time. Similar experience as before. The massage is actually good so I think I'll try then at least one more time. I noticed this time that the door was actually a curtain. I could swear the first time I actually had a door.

I think the new norm will be DIY, sorry to say. I went to the other 2 places that are advertising on CL and got nearly the identical treatment. Nice ladies, good massage but no-go on extras. Have to say I can't blame them when you consider how nearly a 20 year tradition of all-you-can-eat just got shit hammered by local LE. It was so expensive and out there, in your face I knew it could not last for too long. There will probably be an incremental creep toward some basic pleasures over the next year but I would not hold my breath. In the meantime all we can do is enjoy the bare minimum and check out other possibilities. Not the end of the world.

OK, three stops to the same place in the last month or so with the same outcome. I got Sh#sh# again. Same result. Pluses include great TS and pretty good massage that deceivingly borders on erotic. Negatives include DIY and age of providers. I won't be back until somebody else reports a better experience. I only tipped $10 which I think is good until they provide more.

I checked out Lily Spa on Sprague recently. Good news is that 1 hour is only 50 bucks. Bad news is that the massage was so so and no table shower. I did get the full hour but no happy ending was offered and when I removed the towel and suggest she missed something she said massage only and time is up. I did manage DIY but she was not interested in helping in any way. Won't be giving them a second chance. At least T!and at didn't give that crazy disgusted look that Sh at sh at at Asian Foot Spa gave me.

Found a gem here in good old Spokane. Regular AMP treatment without the DIY. Senior members Pm me and I'll share. LEO, fuck off.

[QUOTE=LuvDaPuss;1963942]Found a gem here in good old Spokane. Regular AMP treatment without the DIY. Senior members Pm me and I'll share. LEO, fuck off.[/QUOTE]How do I become a senior member? I pm'ed before I realized I'm just a regular member.

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Drove by the massage place on Trent near Argonne a couple of times in the last week and it looked closed. The open light was off and it was dark inside. Did it bite the dust on its' own or did uncle LEO have something to do with it?

[QUOTE=LuvDaPuss;1974847]Drove by the massage place on Trent near Argonne a couple of times in the last week and it looked closed. The open light was off and it was dark inside. Did it bite the dust on its' own or did uncle LEO have something to do with it?[/QUOTE]Disappointing. Was in from out of town and was looking forward to my trip for that reason.