Massage Parlor Reports

I'm new in town (but not to USG) and looking for some relaxation. I've found references elsewhere to Method and am looking for some confirmation. (A search of this forum turned up nothing.)

Basically is this the spa I'm looking for? I understand it offers table showers (I've missed those-they don't have them in MA). Is the facility reasonable. Are the attendants worthy? What is the local standard (range) for tipping? I'm hoping for a full, relaxing experience.

I realize I'm not a "senior member" but I've been been on USG for many years and have provided good information in my previous locations. I lack the funds to be a "serious" hobbiest and I refrain from posting the 100th "same experience" review but I do share information as I come across it. A skim of my previous posts both "live" and archived won't take you very long but should provide some bonafides.

I'd appreciate the help-or any pointers to alternatives.

I've been to a few places over the last several months and have yet to find the one that will keep me coming back.

- Treasures back in the winter and opted for 90 min. Awesome massage with no extras. .

- Sunset Bodywork in Uptown a couple of weeks ago. Looked promising with a mattress on the floor. Average massage with no reason to go back. The girl was a 9 with a beautiful body.

- M Studio on Nicollet. Average massage but the little Thai number who worked on me was flawless. Easily a 10. Nothing extra either.

I'm still on the hunt for the place that will give an awesome massage and make it worthwhile to frequent. Expecting to try TNT next week and will post results.

[QUOTE=Deviantreading; 1226051.

I'm still on the hunt for the place that will give an awesome massage and make it worthwhile to frequent. Expecting to try TNT next week and will post results.[/QUOTE]

I have seen Violet a few times and always had a good time. Keep us posted.

Pretty girls but average massage and ok conversations, nothing more. I keep hearing good things about Method and it's actually relatively close to where I am but their hours arent convenient for me so I haven't made the effort.

[QUOTE=Deviantreading; 1226051]I've been to a few places over the last several months and have yet to find the one that will keep me coming back.

- Treasures back in the winter and opted for 90 min. Awesome massage with no extras. .

- Sunset Bodywork in Uptown a couple of weeks ago. Looked promising with a mattress on the floor. Average massage with no reason to go back. The girl was a 9 with a beautiful body.

- M Studio on Nicollet. Average massage but the little Thai number who worked on me was flawless. Easily a 10. Nothing extra either.

I'm still on the hunt for the place that will give an awesome massage and make it worthwhile to frequent. Expecting to try TNT next week and will post results.[/QUOTE]FYI I prefer my reviews to be on these sites ONLY, thank you :

My reasoning;

Careful research proves to me that due to the tendency towards street level mongering by the lurking members

I find some that contact me via this site seem to either.

Confuse me for a desperate person who'll do anything for a dollar or a sex robot only,

Unlike a robot I do react unpredictably when subjected to any type of abuse.

I'm afraid it does nothing but make running my established business that much harder.

(weeding out the incompatible etc.) rather than help it thrive like it has for the past 5yrs.

I soley don't rely on new business like some of the AMP's in this town.

No offense to anyone but If I see any "review" here other than an honorable mention.

I will have it removed.

I do the exact same on another site as well.

XO V.

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Hi Violet Rivera,

Who the fuck do you think you are?

I can tell you right now that you aren't going to have anything "removed" from this site.

In fact, if anyone posts a "[i]review here other than an honorable mention[/i]" about you, I think I'm going to feature it on the Forum's Front Page.

That's 80,000 unique visitors every day.

Get it?

Now fuck off!

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

This is why people need to be more discreet about the good massage spots.

Like how it was in the east lake sauna days I mean you knew what to expect.

And the tipping scale without having to post a public inquiry

Internet communication was mostly by PM so traffic was more controlled until public inquiries and mentions started surfacing I wonder how it would of went had everyone stuck to PM.

Fact is, in mpls If a place has a lot of in out traffic I; e 15 minute lotion application & HE,

It doesn't look good from street view.

Eventually greed takes over with these ladies too so they forget what they're doing and where they're doing it.

I imagine method stays open because they made proper arrangements plus their location is very ideal.

[QUOTE=Anything Cool; 1126922]Skyline Massage which used to be in an old mansion on Blaisdell Ave has moved to downtown Mpls and changed their name to Surreal Body Works.

I stopped in today and saw that many of the same girls are still working. I saw a cute young woman named Talia who give me a good massage with a nice finish. I think different staff members may offer more.

The studio is clean and comfortable. Even though they have moved into a nicer office the prices have not risen. I hope to visit a little more often.[/QUOTE]

I don't get very much business from here in fact, the last time I put up an ad here all I dealt with

Were time consuming game players & hagglers.

Made it difficult to see anyone that was actually serious.

So I took my advertising where it works and kept it there ever since.

Like I said hostile environments drive traffic away to the competition.

[QUOTE=Violet Rivera; 1227849]FYI I prefer my reviews to be on these sites ONLY, thank you :

My reasoning;

Careful research proves to me that due to the tendency towards street level mongering by the lurking members

I find some that contact me via this site seem to either.

Confuse me for a desperate person who'll do anything for a dollar or a sex robot only,

Unlike a robot I do react unpredictably when subjected to any type of abuse.

I'm afraid it does nothing but make running my established business that much harder.

(weeding out the incompatible etc.) rather than help it thrive like it has for the past 5yrs.

I soley don't rely on new business like some of the AMP's in this town.

No offense to anyone but If I see any "review" here other than an honorable mention.

I will have it removed.

I do the exact same on another site as well.

XO V.

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Hi Violet Rivera,

Who the fuck do you think you are?

I can tell you right now that you aren't going to have anything "removed" from this site.

In fact, if anyone posts a "[i]review here other than an honorable mention[/i]" about you, I think I'm going to feature it on the Forum's Front Page.

That's 80, 000 unique visitors every day.

Get it?

Now fuck off!

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Violet Rivera; 1228070]I don't get very much business from here in fact, the last time I put up an ad here all I dealt with

Were time consuming game players & hagglers.

Made it difficult to see anyone that was actually serious.

So I took my advertising where it works and kept it there ever since.

Like I said hostile environments drive traffic away to the competition.[/QUOTE]You aren't going to be here to grace us with your presence? Gee. I thought the 4th was a happy holiday.

Over the last few years I have gone to a few mp. A few years ago there was one in Bloomington that was top notch (south of 494 a mile or so between france and 100). Does anyone know if this is still up? I only know of one now that is half way decent.

[QUOTE=Mnjake28;1241815]Over the last few years I have gone to a few mp. A few years ago there was one in Bloomington that was top notch (south of 494 a mile or so between france and 100). Does anyone know if this is still up? I only know of one now that is half way decent.[/QUOTE]Sadly, the cops closed it down. Likely ran a brief sting, found them doing the HE, and quietly shut them down. It didn't get much press, but the owners (and the owners of an even better AMP (where very hot FS was available, from gorgeous Asian women from L. A, often) were simply sent away, and those locations closed. I believe the Lyndale Avenue AMP may have reopened, but I believe it's legit. Come to think of it, a third AMP, called "Relaxtation" (not sure if the misspelling was intentional) was closed at the same time. Those "wonderful" Bloomington police, with nothing better to do, I guess, shut down three of the best AMPs in MINN. Oh well!

Doing a little business in Minneapolis next week, any news on that place in New Hope off Winnetka ave.

I went to Method today and it was closed. Anyone know if this is permanent, or just a day off?

O. K, so I went to Method, and it was closed. I make my way up to Central Spa and decide that at least the old reliable service will do.

I end up with the blonde provider (name?) I have never seen her before, but decide to go for it. Thinking with the small head again.

The massage was 5 minutes at best, way too light, and rush to the point of being practically non-existent. After the flip, I get a half-hearted HJ. She kept changing hands and it was like starting over again each time. So I helped her by finishing myself off and doing a bit of grab ass. And grab tit along the way. I have never bene there beofre without at very least a BBBJ. But not this time. What a waste of time and coin.

IT WAS THE MOST DISAPPOINTING TIME I HAVE EVER HAD THERE, AND I WILL NEVER GO BACK. Well probably never anyway.

Maybe I'll feel differently in a few months.

Was passing through the Twin Cities last weekend and decided I needed a massage and some relaxation. I had heard Method (my favorite) was closed, so I thought I'd give Central a try. Sign on the door said back at 5:15. Strike one. Well, that gave me a reason to run down to Method to see if things were still closed. Pulled up, the sign said open, but things were dark and locked up. Strike two. So, I hopped back into the car and figured things would be cool back at Central. Got out, walked up to the door, and now they were closed, at 5:30 in the afternoon. WTF. Strike Three.

I've been there a number of times since they opened. Results have been spotty at best.

The massages have been disappointing. Most of the providers are unable to provide sufficient strength to be effective and most lack any real massage skills.

Because of the frequency of turnover you cannot consistently expect any extras. This is unfortunate in that they are my nearest provider.