Massage Parlor Reports

Check out Happy Feet in metaire its nice.

[QUOTE=Guapo Marx; 1196355]2600 Hwy 90 next door to Rally's in Covington on the east side of the road. There is a spa there with minimal signage. Typical Asian set up but no shower. $.6 door fee. I got Monica, a 46 year old Chinese woman. She's about a 5 on the AMP scale. She gave a really good massage face down for 30 min. Then on the flip she went right for the boys. HE was adequate. She's a real milker. No tip was requested but I think I was more than generous. No further extras and no nudity. No BJ or FS. Its a two girl operation and not very busy. My hour was over in 45 min and I was ready to go. There was a hot towel clean up but I still feel oily. I'd go back because of the quality massage and the price. Plus its in a safe area compared to Chef Hwy. If I was closer to Ocean Springs I'd most certainly go back to 777 there and be happy to pay more.

There is an AMP in West Baton Rouge near the old 190 Bridge. Anyone been there? [/QUOTE]I've have but it's been years. It was terrible, I bet the same old washed out staff is still there. Don't waste your time.

I was in New Orleans last week on business. Most of my meetings got cancelled, so I had to find other ways to spend my time. I hit up several local establishments.

Hollywood-I visited there with an attendant named Sophia. Hollywood needs to pay its electric bill and turn on the air conditioner. Sophia was enthusiastic but lacked skills. Her front door could not be poked by fingers, and her back door was totally off limits. Price was cheap. But you get what you pay for. I would not repeat with Sophia.

Tokyo-out on Chef Highway. I had to rent a car. Bad neighborhood. I met Coco. She is very good. I would marry her if I was the marrying type. Everything was on the menu and prices were reasonable. She was very concerned to make sure I left totally satisfied. She also has perfect nipples. I would plan a trip back to town just to see her. She is that good.

Aloha-I was with Tina. Tina was the best. Her skill set was amazing. I would not marry Tina because she would kill me. Let me just say, I wish I was with Tina when I was 20 years younger. Only issue is price. I go with the market. Some would find this market high. When I was 20 years younger I would have found this market high. And Aloha pays their air conditioner bills. Because I am old and spend foolishly Tina was a delight. When I was young and cheap, this would have been total frustration.

I can confirm that, in my past experience, Coco at Tokyo on Chef Menteur has generally been as good as claimed in the previous review. I have not been to Aloha (where is? I'll DAFS.) but I am now tempted. .

Yumi at the Hong Kong has a hairy Bush and her pussy gets real wet when you lick it. Linda at the Hong Kong will let you do anything to her for the money. Both of them are in their late 50's or early 60's, but they love to be fucked by all the men that go there. Coco at the Hong Kong is a little younger and will let you watch her masterbate. They also have a Cindy, but she can be a real asian *****. I thought I would give a little review since no one here talks about Hong Kong Spa on Chef Menteur much at all. They are all Korean girls.

Thailand is a little to far for me to get a body slide massage so any places or anyone in the New Orleans area does body slide massages? Do they do the oil type or the soapy type? This is on my bucket list.

I am a AMP veteran and was hoping that Happy Feet would be a nice experience. But quite the contrary. The girl called herself Jennifer was a heavyset Chinese gave an average massage then when flipped over said "you do it" I expected that from reading old posts on this place. I asked for her to remove her top. She said "you give big tip?" So I did not pursue that as I don't give big tips for that. So she did nothing. And when paying at the end (she did not ask for payment in the beginning as is normal) she was shocked that I only paid the hour rate with no tip. I did not like her attitude. She practically demanded that I give her a tip. Just hoping to shut her up, I threw in another 20. She was extremely rude and I just walked out! Never again!

That makes two us us, AMP!

Chefdog.

[QUOTE=AmpExpert2;1217931]I am a AMP veteran and was hoping that Happy Feet would be a nice experience. But quite the contrary. The girl called herself Jennifer was a heavyset Chinese gave an average massage then when flipped over said "you do it" I expected that from reading old posts on this place. I asked for her to remove her top. She said "you give big tip?" So I did not pursue that as I don't give big tips for that. So she did nothing. And when paying at the end (she did not ask for payment in the beginning as is normal) she was shocked that I only paid the hour rate with no tip. I did not like her attitude. She practically demanded that I give her a tip. Just hoping to shut her up, I threw in another 20. She was extremely rude and I just walked out! Never again![/QUOTE]

FYI, with regards to Happy Feet, it is not an AMP like the ones out in East New Orleans. It is nothing but a massage parlor. They don't offer HE, HE is self-serve. Even tho, Sheriff Harry Lee is no longer with us, I don't think they're quite certain that JPSO will tolerate AMPs in Jefferson Parish.

I have visited this place once. The quality of the massage apparently varies the lady currently at service. My massage was ok for what's its worth. I've been told that the taller prettier lady who works there gives a better massage than the short chunky one.

I was back in New Orleans on business again last week Wednesday and Thursday. Stayed at the Roosevelt. That was a mistake (that review on a different board). Walked across the street to Hollywood for some relaxation. As readers here may recall, I have spoken about Hollywood before. Complained it was too hot and the service was mechanical.

Totally different this time. This time, a great time was had. This time, the room was air conditioned. It had a delightful hot tub (which I elected not to use). My attendant was a total angel. Last time was Sophia (not good). This time Brandy. Amazingly fair price for exactly what I wanted. I will repeat again and again. Great place to walk if you are downtown or near the quarter. Better value than Bangkok or Aloha.

Went to the V. I. P. On Canal. A / C was running and it was comfortable inside. $60 for the house (included table shower) and $100 tip. Very relaxing, enjoyable time. Worth the $.

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[QUOTE=Litedave;1209927]Yumi at the Hong Kong has a hairy Bush and her pussy gets real wet when you lick it. Linda at the Hong Kong will let you do anything to her for the money. Both of them are in their late 50's or early 60's, but they love to be fucked by all the men that go there. Coco at the Hong Kong is a little younger and will let you watch her masterbate. They also have a Cindy, but she can be a real asian *****. I thought I would give a little review since no one here talks about Hong Kong Spa on Chef Menteur much at all. They are all Korean girls.[/QUOTE]Visited Hong Kong. Did not meet any of the women you mention. I still had a great time. I met a skinny Korean women (forgot her name) with A cups, great nipples, and trimmed Bush. You can tell I saw quite a bit. Excellent massage. Great extras as well. Better than Tokyo. Costs more than Tokyo. Skill set on par with the best in NY or SFO. There is (or was) a place in the Tenderloin that may have been the best in America. That is the measure. Hong Kong is up there and might be pushed to compete with the best if you are familiar to them.

[QUOTE=Litedave;1209927]Yumi at the Hong Kong has a hairy Bush and her pussy gets real wet when you lick it. Linda at the Hong Kong will let you do anything to her for the money. Both of them are in their late 50's or early 60's, but they love to be fucked by all the men that go there. Coco at the Hong Kong is a little younger and will let you watch her masterbate. They also have a Cindy, but she can be a real asian *****. I thought I would give a little review since no one here talks about Hong Kong Spa on Chef Menteur much at all. They are all Korean girls.[/QUOTE]How do you know for certain that they are all Korean?

[QUOTE=Gus Hogan; 1199670]I was in New Orleans last week on business. Most of my meetings got cancelled, so I had to find other ways to spend my time. I hit up several local establishments.

Hollywood-I visited there with an attendant named Sophia. Hollywood needs to pay its electric bill and turn on the air conditioner. Sophia was enthusiastic but lacked skills. Her front door could not be poked by fingers, and her back door was totally off limits. Price was cheap. But you get what you pay for. I would not repeat with Sophia.

Tokyo-out on Chef Highway. I had to rent a car. Bad neighborhood. I met Coco. She is very good. I would marry her if I was the marrying type. Everything was on the menu and prices were reasonable. She was very concerned to make sure I left totally satisfied. She also has perfect nipples. I would plan a trip back to town just to see her. She is that good.

Aloha-I was with Tina. Tina was the best. Her skill set was amazing. I would not marry Tina because she would kill me. Let me just say, I wish I was with Tina when I was 20 years younger. Only issue is price. I go with the market. Some would find this market high. When I was 20 years younger I would have found this market high. And Aloha pays their air conditioner bills. Because I am old and spend foolishly Tina was a delight. When I was young and cheap, this would have been total frustration.[/QUOTE]I was in New Orleans on business last week, and made my way over to Tokyo and requested Coco based on the review (from last May) quoted above. I will confirm that she is quite good. Very eager to please. I will repeat next time I visit NOLA (which should actually be in less than a month).

I will also attempt to try Tina at Aloha (provided she's still there)

I got out of town on Friday of last week, before the Tropical Storm hit. I saw news stories showing flooding in the NOLA area, but I did not see much about New Orleans itself. Are there any areas of the city or suburbs that are in bad shape due to the storm?

Hollywood, Green Door or Aloha?

I've read more about Aloha here, but Hollywood seems more popular elsewhere. Any thoughts?