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Back in the 80's, in the time of VHS, I had a buddy who loved porn, and considered himself an expert in picking them, in that back room of the video rental place. On occasion I would pick one, based on the cute looking women on the cover. He'd tear into me. "I keep telling you, they never put the women who star in the porn on the box cover. The producers put their daughters on the cover!" Yes, he was right.

So yesterday I decide not to go to an AMP, but instead look at adult search on the Skokie page. I find a few Asians. First two don't pick up, instead going immediately to a canned message of "The owner of this number has declined to take incoming calls. " The third one shows and describes a 23 yo, 96 lb Asian, clean skin, etc. Now I know damn well I'm not going to get that. I've done this a few times before and got 40 yo, maybe a little overweight, maybe a tattoo, etc. But overall a good experience.

Yesterday I got 160 lb, probably 45, and covered in tattoos, which I really hate. On her legs, shoulder, neck. Conversation on her part was just about nil. Performance was poor in effort, although she didn't complain about any direction I gave.

You know how else you can tell you won't be getting what they're offering? They advertise as Skokie, Schaumburg, Chinatown. You start texting with them and they ask you were. I tell them Skokie and I'll be there in 30 minutes and they're OK with that. Ever try to get from Chinatown to Skokie in 30, or Skokie to Schaumburg?

[QUOTE=SamSpade;5059244] You know how else you can tell you won't be getting what they're offering? They advertise as Skokie, Schaumburg, Chinatown. You start texting with them and they ask you were. I tell them Skokie and I'll be there in 30 minutes and they're OK with that. Ever try to get from Chinatown to Skokie in 30, or Skokie to Schaumburg?[/QUOTE]This is exactly how most Asian Apartments operate though. Everybody knows you will never encounter the same girl you saw in the ads once you arrive. They list 3 locations because they have 3 different girls, not 1 girl traveling from location to location.

Obviously the quality of the girls vary from one agency to another. I've definitely walked out of some dates when the girl was too old for my liking. I usually make up an excuse about forgetting my wallet in the car, and then just block their number and move on to the next one.

I must say I have had some luck with one particular agency that operates out of a nice 3 start Hotel in Skokie. I've visited about 6 times and all the girls have been on the younger side and very hot. I got extremely lucky this last time around with a girl who was super friendly and GFE all the way. (DFK, BBBJ, DATY, and nice Cuddle session after I popped). Sadly she was only in town for 10 days, otherwise I swear I would be paying her a weekly visit.

Like the saying goes in this game, your milage may vary, but there are some good times to be had out there.

Ok, I can't do a lot of leg work, but if we know of one that we can all support to get better and better girls like 2188 in chinatown, I'm for that.

[QUOTE=SamSpade;5059244]Back in the 80's, in the time of VHS, I had a buddy who loved porn, and considered himself an expert in picking them, in that back room of the video rental place. On occasion I would pick one, based on the cute looking women on the cover. He'd tear into me. "I keep telling you, they never put the women who star in the porn on the box cover. The producers put their daughters on the cover!" Yes, he was right.[/QUOTE]Just a little off topic about how phony the pictures are. Looking around Bedpage today I came across this ad. Who ever is putting the ad together didn't even bother to remove the reference to Shutterstock images.

[URL]https://chicago.bedpage.com/Escorts/morris-oakbrook-joliet-aurora-downeesgv-wheaton-all-dupage/9781901.html[/URL]

Has anyone seen either of these two before?

Savannah.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/7732314659/1[/URL]

Currently she's listing outcall only but used to list Skokie incall only. A search produces nothing.

Daisy.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/3122160877/1[/URL]

Moves around north and northwest burbs. Had a Skokie listing in November. Again, nothing comes up in forum search.

[QUOTE=Dexter69;5059601]This is exactly how most Asian Apartments operate though. Everybody knows you will never encounter the same girl you saw in the ads once you arrive. They list 3 locations because they have 3 different girls, not 1 girl traveling from location to location.

Obviously the quality of the girls vary from one agency to another. I've definitely walked out of some dates when the girl was too old for my liking. I usually make up an excuse about forgetting my wallet in the car, and then just block their number and move on to the next one.

I must say I have had some luck with one particular agency that operates out of a nice 3 start Hotel in Skokie. I've visited about 6 times and all the girls have been on the younger side and very hot. I got extremely lucky this last time around with a girl who was super friendly and GFE all the way. (DFK, BBBJ, DATY, and nice Cuddle session after I popped). Sadly she was only in town for 10 days, otherwise I swear I would be paying her a weekly visit.

Like the saying goes in this game, your milage may vary, but there are some good times to be had out there.[/QUOTE]What hotel are you talking about! I've never came across that before.

[QUOTE=DWaits;5160413]Has anyone seen either of these two before?

Savannah.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/7732314659/1[/URL]

Currently she's listing outcall only but used to list Skokie incall only. A search produces nothing.

Daisy.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/3122160877/1[/URL]

Moves around north and northwest burbs. Had a Skokie listing in November. Again, nothing comes up in forum search.[/QUOTE]Check the chicago board for daisy. The first thing I remember from a post is that she had a smell. All the others say stay away.

Hey 007, I believe one of the places in skokie is where you might go on Holiday.

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;5184416]Check the chicago board for daisy. The first thing I remember from a post is that she had a smell. All the others say stay away.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I made the mistake of searching her number only and wasn't getting a hit but the reviews on the Chicago board and TER are brutal. There is not a single favorable review and all rank her as one of the worst experiences excluding rip-off artists.

Didn't hear anything about Savannah. There were 2 reviews on EB but I don't trust reviews on that site because 99% of the reviews are glowing.

She won't pick up the phone, and she won't send a verification pic, only text.

I am wondering if anybody has seen her, looks like she posted two different ads.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/62115982/8722353649[/URL]

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/61978348/8723029921[/URL]

[QUOTE=RationalityLoL;5344065]She won't pick up the phone, and she won't send a verification pic, only text.

I am wondering if anybody has seen her, looks like she posted two different ads.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/62115982/8722353649[/URL]

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/61978348/8723029921[/URL][/QUOTE]It's basically a dead zone in these 2 cities for escorts. No face shot, not willing to answer the phone would have me concerned. Personally, I wouldn't mess with her because there are too many unknowns, but I'm much more cautious. If I did, I would want an address, show up early, stake out the place, see who is coming and going.

[URL]https://illinois.ebackpage.com/spa-and-massage/nuru-massage-847-450-0490/6417893.html[/URL]

Anyone know if this is real and worth trying?

Do we have any thing like Asian Apartment in Skokie or North Chicago?

Obviously not legit.

[QUOTE=BigWaffle;5402893][URL]https://illinois.ebackpage.com/spa-and-massage/nuru-massage-847-450-0490/6417893.html[/URL]

Anyone know if this is real and worth trying?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigWaffle;5402893][URL]https://illinois.ebackpage.com/spa-and-massage/nuru-massage-847-450-0490/6417893.html[/URL]

Anyone know if this is real and worth trying?[/QUOTE]IMHO it's real because fake (entrapment) ads usually have much better pics and a lot more exiting info / offers.

[QUOTE=Ziroxd91;5403820]Do we have any thing like Asian Apartment in Skokie or North Chicago?[/QUOTE]Probably there are "non" or they are extremely UTR.