Beware! Blonde Amber on BP!
Sorry, posted twice. Guess I was a little shaken last night.
Beware! Blonde Amber on BP!
After a very long haul trucking cross country, I spent the night in SD after spending the night before in Vegas. It wasn't my first time visiting this city but it's been over a decade, nearly two, since I last travelled out here.
I checked BP for a companion and found Amber offering $100 Specials. Thinking that might be for a half hour, I called to confirm. She said she would indeed do 30 min for $100. Great! I'll be at that hotel circle area in 10-15min. Well, when I got to the area I called to find out which hotel. She seemed a little miffed that I had missed a call from her (pay as you go phone was on vibrate). I told her that and she asked why I was so late. I told her 10-15 min. It was 17 minutes since my first call. I stopped at an ATM. She mumbled something into the phone which I couldn't quite understand and then told me the name of the hotel in the hotel circle area. Told her I would be there in 5 min, as I was on the wrong side of the highway in that area. Well, I arrived, parked and called. No answer. She calls 5 min later and asks what I'm driving. I tell her but, I also tell her I'm already out of the car (had a smoke while I waited for her to call back). She mumbled something again and then said she would call back. I said fine, but , that was twice she had mumbled something about me being late. But, as she mumbles kind of ghetto like, I couldn't quite make it all out.
She calls me back in about 5 minutes and tells me the room number. I head up there and the girl that answers the door doesn't look anything like the pic, not by a long shot. This girl had brown hair and was a lot heavier, I'd say at least 25 lbs heavier. Well, this worries me a bit but, she was in high heels and a black nightgown so I stepped in. She went on again about how I was late and she thought I wasn't coming. I told her I said it was 10-15 minutes and even told here the area I came from, she was giving me the 'weird look'. I told her I could go if she was spooked. She said I was doing a bunch of 'weird stuff' and she was a little spooked. But she told me to disrobe and sit near her to help with all that. So I did.
When I took off my pants I put my keys and some condoms on top of my pants where I could get at them. I always bring my own hats just in case. Plus, at my age, I'm kind of particular about my brand. Sensitivity and all.
Anyway she tells me that was really fucking dumb, saying " what if I were a cop? ", I told her that carrying condoms isn't against the law as far as I know but, I could see her point... I guess. Again, I told her I could go, as I wasn't feeling a good VIBE. She talked me into staying and as I was already nude I laid there and tired to let her start. She doesn't disrobe, yet starts trying to get me hard with her hand while putting on the condom right off the bat. I'm not feeling it and she spends about 30 seconds CBJ and then grabs her phone to text something. Then, about a min later., right about the time I'm thinking WTH, she goes back to work. A short 60 seconds later I tell her that if she wants me hard it might help if she starts getting naked too. Heavy or not she looked to have some big tits under that outfit.
She informs me at this point that she doesn't get naked for the hundred and that it's only a CBJ for that. WTF? I called and verfied with her before I drug my tired ass over there and she pulls this shit? I tell her that this isn't what she agreed to and that this wasn't going to work. I told her to keep 20 bucks but, I want the rest back as this isn't what we agreed on. She jumps up sits on the nightstand (where the money is at) and grabs her phone and calls the pimp. She tells me that she isn't giving me my money back after sucking my dick. (What, a total of 1 min 30 seconds?). I thought I was being nice telling her this wasn't going to work and to keep twenty. She puts the pimp on speaker, she's yelling all ghetto now, the obviously black ghetto pimp is on the speaker phone and she's telling him to come "get me".
As I'm getting dressed, he's talking about getting over to that hotel in a moment and he's going to knife me if I'm still there. Then he asks her what I'm doing, she says "oh, he's still standing here with his chest all puffed out! ". Actually, I was standing there (dressed) dumbfounded at how stupid this whole thing was when I told her fine, I'm gone, if he wants to talk to me I'll be waiting out front. And with that I left, without my money, and then proceeded to sit on a bench in front of the hotel for about 5 minutes while I struck up a conversation with the security guard that just happened to be walking outside when I got to the lobby. I sat there for about 5 minutes wondering if I was getting ready to make a really stupid decision to wait this pimp out when I finally got bored of waiting and started walking to my car (while keeping the conversation going with the security guard) well, I get to my car, no one there (one of the things she was yelling into the phone to the pimp was what kind of car I had driven there).
Well I'm more than pissed at myself for letting that fat fuck get the best of me but, in hind sight, leaving, instead of playing the tough guy, was probably the smarter thing to do. I've got some very young grand kids I'd like to see grow up a bit, and this was definitely the better move.
Still pisses me off though. Anyway, avoid the blonde Amber with the 213 area code in San Diego. She's a rip off artist that has the pimp yelling in the speakerphone scam down pat!
The link to one of her ads is below:
[url]http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/w-a-r-n-I-n-g-extremely-a-d-d-I-c-t-I-v-e-grk-frk-20/6119058[/url]