Look how much work went in it
Here is the full text of the Spitzer prostitution investigation.
[url]http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2008/images/03/10/spitzer.complaint.pdf[/url]
This is some serious detective work with phone interceptions, emaills, bank accounts, IP addresses, following them ..... thousands of hours of FBI work.
I kindda feel bad that I can get my $20 date so easy, while this guy pays $1000+ per date and gets nailed like that.
For $1000, I can get the best on CL, pay cash, then go back to my governors office. Heck ... I can get the best for $300 delivered :)
The East Indian Girl and I
To make this crazy story short, I got her cell phone number from her friend, the one who told me about her second job, and later found out that she has a more current number. I used my slow connection on the cell phone to look up her number on craigs list, but after 40 minutes of trying I found a listing with her old number. I was lucky to find her number fast because she spelled some of the numbers on the ad like 5seven3, something like that. But what was confusing is that the picture was not hers – it was an East Indian attractive girl, but definitely not hers. My first thoughts were that it was a sister or a friend. Anyway, I went out for a cigarette and called her at 3 PM from a public phone outside.
When she answered the phone, I was 100% sure it was her because of her voice, and the background noise in the office, particularly the copying machine. I asked her about her fee, 250, her height 5-5, her weight 120, her breast size: C. I booked a date with her at 6:00 (because she was leaving work at 5:00), and we agreed to meet at the Sheraton in Columbia. I told her that I would pay an extra 50 if she takes a bath, because I am crazy about cleanliness and I like the feel of the skin right after a hot shower, she agreed.
I went to the bank to get some money, condoms, and was there at 5:35, parked my car in the back and told the receptionist that I am waiting for someone. She arrived 15 minutes later, same clothes she work at work, with a suitcase, the type you use for travel. At that point, I did not think what I was going to say, so I hid until she headed to her room. Moments later I called her cell phone again to tell her I was at the lobby, she asked me to wait 10 minutes while she takes her shower, then to come to room number such and such. I was knocking on the door in exactly 10 minutes. It took a while for her to open the door, then she opens it half way and tells me: I did not know it was you, please call me from the lobby.
I went to the lobby and called her again from a public phone, she was clearly very upset, confused, scared, etc. All those feelings together in her voice. She said that I should forget that this has happened, because it will reflect negatively on both of us at work. I said not true because no one will know about it. She asked how I knew about this, my answer: by accident (as I promised the person who gave me her phone number). At this point I was feeling more comfortable with the situation, and she was about to cry. I said that she has already paid for the hotel, and took her shower, I have her $300 and the condoms, so why throw a wrench in the equation now. She said No Way, even offered to bring her friend whose picture is posted on the CL for just $150. I said No Way.
At that point she started reasoning with me; she said she always admired me in a different way, and that I can ask her for anything related to work. She also stated that one of her friends at work likes me, and that she can arrange to introduce us on Monday. Basically I felt that she was genuine, so I apologized for the inconvenience, and she did the same. I offered to reimburse her for the room, but she declined. I asked her if she could come down, to avoid an awkward time work, she came down after some convincing, her hair still wet, first time I see her without makeup, looking much younger. After some small talk she acted normal. I took the first opportunity to break the ice and tell her jokingly that I got a hard-on every time I saw her at work, her quick reply was: everyone does!
So on Monday, she will introduce me to her friend (I do not know which one exactly she is talking about) and will try to arrange for the 3 of us to go out for dinner. I suggested that she introduces me to one of her East Indian friends; she promised that she would if the date with the other office girl does not work out.
Coming back on Highway 32, I rear-ended a car at the exit, no damage. I got out and told the lady that I just had a terrible date, she said no problem. Anyway, many of you wrote to me and asked why I do not ask her directly for her phone number, etc. My simple answer is: I did not want to be rejected. I do not know what to call this, or what to think of it. I planned for a big evening, but it did not happen. It will take a big adjustment to Monger again. Maybe in a few hours!
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