How does one become a "buddy"...lol
[QUOTE=skunkbrother]Ok, this insomnia thing is really paying off for me.
I'm up early this morning feeling horny but not really up for doing the stroll.
I end up checking out the yahoo chat rooms, not usually my thing since they are over loaded with spam but I'm bored and horny so what the hell?
The first room I'm in I check out the profile of one of the girls which says she's from Dayton and a dancer with a nice pic included. I'm thinking it's a "bot" but I send an instant message anyway and here is how it went down.
(names and pertinent information have been changed to protect the guilty)
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:28:32 AM): where do you dance?
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:28:44 AM): i private dance..lol
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:28:59 AM): Mmmmmmm.......sweet
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:30:16 AM): where in Dayton?
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:30:22 AM): north
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:30:54 AM): south here
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:31:37 AM): u interested in paying to recieve great head or feel inside this tight pussy?
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:32:00 AM): it is very much a possibility
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:32:36 AM): what u want?
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:33:02 AM): the works
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:33:41 AM): sex, 50 dollars, head 60 both 75
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:33:52 AM): no anal
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:34:06 AM): cool
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:34:51 AM): so u up 4 it?
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:35:13 AM): only if you're for real
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:35:23 AM): im for real trust me baby
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:36:02 AM): then I'm up for it
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:36:07 AM): ok
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:36:10 AM): kewl
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:36:15 AM): where u wanna do it at
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:36:40 AM): we could get a room
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:36:44 AM): ok
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:36:44 AM): motel?
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:36:50 AM): how long u talking?
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:36:56 AM): half hour or so?
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:37:05 AM): yeah
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:37:07 AM): ok
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:37:19 AM): u know where xxxx st is?
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:37:26 AM): yep
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:38:08 AM): that street next to xxxx. and the xxxx, which is xxxxx..
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:38:28 AM): k
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:38:30 AM): make a right on to xxxxx ave
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:38:47 AM): 1 way street b careful
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:39:07 AM): k
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:39:10 AM): house xxx, green car parked in front
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:39:22 AM): light will b on on the porch
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:39:44 AM): ok
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:39:54 AM): so how long u gonna be?
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:40:05 AM): about a half hour
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:40:08 AM): ok
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:40:23 AM): u gota number i can reach u at?
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:40:33 AM): xxx-xxxx
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:40:48 AM): name?
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:41:31 AM): name?
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:41:32 AM): xxxx
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:41:41 AM): ok nice to meet u i am Kristie
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:41:48 AM): likewise
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:41:55 AM): huh?
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:42:05 AM): nice to meet you too
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:42:09 AM): o ok
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:42:13 AM): can i add you?
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:42:16 AM): sure thing
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:42:56 AM): so i will be here waiting
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:43:35 AM): cool
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:43:55 AM): call -937-xxx-xxxx when u get out front ok?
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:44:21 AM): ok
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:44:27 AM): se yew in a few
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:44:55 AM): how do I know you're for real and not some 300lb dude named bubba?
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:45:07 AM): call my number now
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:45:10 AM): i will talk
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:46:17 AM): r u?
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:46:36 AM): hang on
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:46:39 AM): ok
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:49:27 AM): see wasent so bad after all huh?
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:49:32 AM): lol
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:49:54 AM): u sound hot and even look it!
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:49:56 AM): lol
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:50:05 AM): ty
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:50:27 AM): n 2 let u know i dyed my hair burgundy today so..lol
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:50:39 AM): sweet
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:50:50 AM): k so u on yer way or?
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:51:33 AM): yeah.......I'll be there
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:51:46 AM): ok call or honk yer horn ok?
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:51:55 AM): ok......cool
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:52:06 AM): see u in a few baby...
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:52:11 AM): you got it
crazigirly (1/31/2006 6:52:15 AM): bye
skunkdude* (1/31/2006 6:52:23 AM): bye
Now, I gotta tell ya........I went against every mongering instinct that I have and decided to go for it.
I show up, honk the horn, she comes out, hops in. The first thing that I notice is that she doesn't look as hot facially as her profile pic, she has all her teeth but they are snaggly however her body is right on the money! I pull the car out and do the show and tell to which she obliges me.......I'm satisfied...I ask her how old she is and she says she's 19......this is gonna be fun.
We get to a no-tell and get the room. She undresses and I'll be damned she is hot! Flat tummy, no scars or marks, great little ass and the perkiest little puffy "b's" that I have ever seen!
We ran the spectrum of positions and she offered up dfk, daty. 69 and I finally finished out in my favorite yoga position, downward dog.
The only other caveat is that I had to give her a couple of breath mints because her breath was nasty.
Gave her 80 total would have made it a flat $ if I had it. Worth every damned penny.
She is a keeper.
I asked her if she would mind passing her number along to a couple of friends....
So you all know the drill. I have digits and will help out those who have helped me. Senior members and those who have given legit info.
-skunk-[/QUOTE]Would love to earn those digits!